Chapter 121: The scapegoat, Ku Ziqiao
"Hey, this thing is pretty awesome!"
Lu Dao took a breath.
The world is so big, there is really nothing strange about it!
There is actually such a perverted martial art!
"Hey, I like it, hehehe!"
When Lu Dao thought of the hilarious scene of the two Kufens facing each other, staring at each other, he couldn't help but burst out laughing!
"General, can you please stop laughing like that? I'm suddenly a little scared..."
After hearing Lu Dao's laughter, Kufensi, a big man of about 1.8 meters in height, shrank and trembled like a little girl!
"General, restrain yourself, your laughter is really unpleasant!"
Sabin was also pushed to the limit by Lu Dao and spoke up to remind him.
"Oh, I didn't take it too seriously!"
Lu Dao seemed to be aware of his own gaffe, and he quickly put on a stern face and spoke in a dignified manner.
"Okay Sabin, let Captain Ku go. If he wants to live here, then let him live here!"
"I am not an unkind person!"
"I would rather lose a great general in my team than to separate a pair of mandarin ducks!"
"Don't worry, I won't do anything to your fiancée. I guarantee it with the honor of the Netherworld Army!"
Lu Dao patted Kufens on the shoulder and said.
Hearing that Lu Dao was willing to use the honor of the Netherworld Legion to guarantee that he would not do anything out of line, Kufens felt relieved!
After all, he knew the general very well, and he would never tell a lie when it came to the honor of the Netherworld Legion.
"Then I would like to thank you, General. While you are still at Blue and White Star, is there anything I can do for you? Just let me know!"
"Nothing, nothing, go away, you can go home now!"
Lu Dao waved his hand casually and let Kufens go.
Judging from his expression, he didn't seem to care at all that he had already lost a general!
This made Kufens and Sabin feel very scared!
It is precisely this kind of general who is difficult to understand that makes them feel even more terrifying!
And the general's evil smile once again meant that someone in the Netherworld Legion was about to be in trouble!
"Please, Captain Ku!"
Sabin didn't dare to ask more questions, but still respectfully invited Kufens into the car and sent him home!
At the moment before getting on the car, Sabin received a message from Ludao.
"Drive slower, I have something to do!"
This message made Sabin's heart suddenly skip a beat.
It seems that the unlucky one this time will be Kufens!
After seeing Kufens and Sabin off, the huge room suddenly became much quieter!
"System, how should this cover-up master be trained?"
"Oh, oh, oh, now that you remember me, call me daddy and I'll kindly tell you..."
The system's shameless voice sounded again, making Lu Dao so angry that his teeth itched!
But the most important thing is that Lu Dao has no way to deal with this system!
This system is rootless and has no entity. Even if you want to beat it up, you don't know where to start!
"Think about it, no kid, call now!"
It seems that the mean system elf feels uncomfortable if he doesn't get beaten for a day, and keeps challenging Lu Dao's bottom line!
"Alright, System Spirit, I'm in a hurry during this important period, so stop making trouble!"
Lu Dao knew that the system elf was teasing him on purpose, and said with a serious face.
"Okay, okay, you are such a boring person. Wouldn't it be nice to argue with me all day long? Why do you have to pretend to be calm?"
"You can't hide your stupid nature. I can vouch for that with my system statistics!"
"Let's get back to the point. Did you get the body tissue of your subordinate, the one called Kurisi?"
"It's Kufens!"
Lu Dao suppressed his anger and showed a curly black hair in his hand.
"Hey, your hair is unusual!"
Lu Dao frowned.
Even with a system shell between them, the obscene tone of the system elf could not be concealed!
"This is hair. I just took it from his head. What do you think it is?"
"Oh my, I thought it was hair of something, sorry!"
The system elf is still asking for a beating, and Lu Dao is too lazy to pay attention to him!
Just let him amuse himself!
"First, you need to fuse this hair with a drop of your blood essence, and then leave the rest to me!"
Lu Dao cut his finger half-believingly and squeezed out a drop of bright red blood!
Suddenly, the entire sky above the hotel was filled with tempting red light!
This red light is attracting the evolutionary instincts of the Oxers who have escaped the net around, making them feel crazy and irritable!
"Put it away quickly, that's enough!"
After hearing the system's prompt, Lu Dao wiped the wound and it healed immediately!
Almost at the same time when Lu Dao's wound healed, a silver light flew out from between his eyebrows and penetrated into the bloody hair!
Instantly, a white light burst out, filling the entire room.
Then it gradually shrank and turned into a human shape!
Before you see the person, hear the voice first!
A voice as gentle as the spring breeze slowly spoke to the road:
"Your personal cover-up master, Ku Ziqiao, is here. Is there anything you need?"
Road: "..."
Lu Dao was stunned for a moment, then he spat out a mouthful of salt soda!
This face is just like a certain scumbag who walked out of a TV drama!
"System, look at him, how is he similar to Kufensi?"
Lu Dao excitedly cursed at the system elf in his mind.
It's like he's become a different person!
As long as Kufens’ fiancée is not blind, she will definitely be able to tell that the man in front of her is not the original one!
"Dear customer, do you have any questions? If not, I'm going to go watch TV series with my fiancée!"
After saying this, Ku Ziqiao's figure gradually faded, as if he was about to disappear!
"Wait, what did you say? Your fiancée?"
Lu Dao widened his eyes!
You just got out, where did your fiancée come from?
Ku Ziqiao seemed to see Lu Dao's confusion and gently took out a red book from his pocket.
This red book is actually the marriage certificate of Ku Ziqiao and Lili!
"Fuck..."
Even though Lu Dao now has the strength of a peak Venerable, he still feels that his little heart is somewhat out of control!
"This, this, this, this..."
Lu Dao pointed at Ku Ziqiao tremblingly...
"That's right, we are covering for someone else based on the rules!"
"From now on, there will only be Ku Ziqiao in Lili's life, not Ku Fensi!"
"When it comes to taking the blame, we are professionals!"
"But don't worry, my every move is under your control, you don't have to worry about me betraying you!"
"Only you and I know what happened tonight!"
After saying that, the warm-hearted Ku Ziqiao lowered his head and looked at his watch!
"Oh, it's time for Lili's favorite TV show. I'm leaving now!"
After saying this, Ku Ziqiao's figure shattered like bubbles and disappeared from the spot!
This method of disappearance was unheard of by Lu Dao.
"Don't look at me, kid. You have to be at least in the Heavenly Dao Realm to be able to perform this!"
"What, doesn't that mean his realm is much higher than mine?"
"nor!"
The system's slow voice came.
"Actually, I just used some tricks to force him into the world line. It's no big deal!"
Listening to the system's bland words, Lu Dao felt that even after traveling through time for so long, what he saw and heard tonight was not as exciting!
Thousands of words finally came together and two words came out from Lu Dao's mouth:
“Oh shit… Aaaaaaah!!”
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