Chapter 122: Longevity Bookmark
"How about giving me a pink barbell? Let's call it a couple's barbell. No, a husband and wife barbell."
Dai and his son Kai came over and suggested.
"Barbell?"
Haneda couldn't help but feel a pang in his heart when he thought that Brother Fugaku and Sister Mikoto were not engaged in human reproduction but were exercising in bed.
But it seems that Brother Fugaku can't do that kind of thing now, Itachi is still in his belly...
Haneda shook his head and said, "The barbell should be used for exercise."
Minato also felt that sending the barbell was strange, and smiled:
"I heard that Uchiha is good at swordsmanship. You can give me a chakra sword carefully made by the Land of Craftsmen. Kunai and shuriken are also fine."
arms?
This seems to be possible...
Haneda thought of the warlike gene hidden in his blood, and couldn't help but feel that Brother Fugaku was probably also a person who liked fighting.
We are all ninjas, so it’s totally fine to give them weapons.
But he felt that with Brother Fugaku's ability in illusion and fire escape, giving him weapons would be useless.
Suddenly, Haneda had an idea. If he really had to say what Brother Fugaku lacked...
Uh, wisdom, strategy, and the art of language.
Thinking of this, Haneda made a decision in his heart.
To make up for what you lack, giving books is the best way!
It’s best to read a book about politics, so that I won’t be fooled by my son or the third generation in the future!
But giving this kind of book as a gift always feels a bit problematic...
Haneda noticed that Minato and Kushina had already brought up the vegetables and meat that were to be grilled for the camping trip.
At this time, Sakumo and Kakashi also brought firewood.
Haneda shook his head and smiled at Sakumo and Kakashi:
"How about letting me perform the fire-breathing thing?"
Having said that, Haneda had already formed a seal and spit out a fireball to ignite the bonfire.
"Asshole Haneda, how did you take my job?!"
Obito was just about to show off his fire escape technique to express himself, but Haneda was already ignited.
At this time, Lin also came over from a distance and shouted to Obito:
"Everyone is watching, so stop arguing, Obito."
"Okay, Lin-chan."
Obito's slightly angry expression instantly softened and he smiled at Lin with assurance.
"Why do you change your expression so quickly, Oh Bitto?" Haneda pretended to be surprised.
"I'm too lazy to care about you."
Obito turned his head and met Minato's smile, and said,
"Minato-sensei, now that everyone is here, let's get started."
Among Haneda and others, only Minato and Kushina are the best at cooking, so the task of cooking falls to Minato and his wife.
When the barbecue was finished and the drinks and wine were served, the only Genin, Obito, picked up the juice and said:
"Haneda, even though you can be an asshole sometimes, you're still a nice person. Congratulations on becoming a Chunin."
"Okay, I don't admit that I'm an asshole, but I accept your congratulations," said Haneda.
Obito looked at Kakashi again and forced a smile:
"Kakashi, I won't call you an idiot today. Anyway, congratulations."
"Thanks for showing some mercy, you idiot." Kakashi said with his dead eyes.
"Shut up, idiot Kakashi!!"
As soon as Obito said this, everyone laughed, and the air was filled with a happy atmosphere.
Seeing this, Obito was too lazy to pay attention to Kakashi and said to Kai:
"You watermelon-headed guy has no martial ethics and can only perform sneak attacks! But sneak attacks are also a skill, and I recognize you!"
"Next time, I will beat you up fair and square!"
"Yo, thank you for the encouragement, Runtu!" Kai gave Obito a thumbs up, showing his sparkling teeth.
"Finally! Let me say this for the last time! My name is Uchiha Obito! Chiha Obito! The stinky watermelon-headed one!!"
Seeing that Obito was about to argue with Gai about names again, Lin pulled Obito's sleeve helplessly and said:
"Okay, Obito, it's my turn last."
As expected, Obito's expression changed instantly and he smiled, "Okay, Rin-chan!"
"Congratulations to the most beautiful girl in the world, Nohara Rin, on your special day of becoming a Chunin."
Obito said affectionately that all he needed was a cherry tree and a bunch of red roses to confess his feelings.
But Rin just thanked Obito like normal friends.
For a moment, Obito fell into the Infinite Tsukuyomi, and it took him a few seconds to recover.
He shouted to Haneda and the other three:
"Although you are all one step ahead of me for now, I, Uchiha Obito, will definitely become a Chunin next year!"
"Let's hope so, Oh Bitto."
"If you don't have Haneda, you won't be able to pass the written test."
"Your youth is also very good, classmate Runtu."
"I'll always be watching over you, Obito."
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(PS: Kakashi can cook fish, and Obito said it smells delicious. But since Sakumo is not dead, his cooking skill has been sealed)
(PS: It’s easy to tell who said this among the four people, so I won’t write their names)
The next day, early morning.
Haneda got up early. He glanced at Obito who was still sleeping, and left the room quietly.
Last night, Obito insisted on drinking, and then he couldn't hold his liquor, so in the end Haneda had to carry him back from the third training ground.
Haneda walked down the stairs and saw his grandmother bringing in the prepared breakfast from the kitchen.
"You got up very early, little Haneda. You must be hungry?" Grandma said with a kind smile.
"Okay, thank you grandma."
Haneda sat down, picked up his chopsticks and started eating.
Every time he stayed overnight at Obito's house, his grandmother would get up early and prepare breakfast for him and of course Obito.
It's just that when Obito is about to get up, grandma will warm him up.
Haneda is almost used to these things.
This is also the reason why he likes staying in Obito's house.
After breakfast, Haneda walked out the door and went straight to the bookstore.
He planned to carefully select a good book that was truly suitable for Fugaku.
When Haneda arrived at the largest bookstore in Konoha, he saw his former teacher Takakura Bunta as soon as he entered the door.
"Good morning, Sensai," Haneda greeted.
"It's Haneda." Takakura Bunta knew from the voice that it was his most proud and most troublesome student.
"Congratulations on becoming a chunin, Haneda."
"Yesterday's battles with Kakashi and Rin were both great,"
Suddenly, Takakura Bunta realized something and quickly closed the book in his hand and put it away.
But with the Uchiha doing this, Haneda had already discovered what kind of book Sensai was reading.
It turned out to be a Liu Bei story written by Jiraiya - an intimate paradise!
I didn’t expect that Sensai, who is always serious and kind, would read this kind of book!
But when he remembered that Sensai didn't have a girlfriend, Haneda understood.
Gao Cangwentai also realized that the book in his hand had been discovered, and he coughed awkwardly a few times and said:
"Haneda, are you here to buy a book? The scientific theory of lightning?"
"No." Haneda shook his head. "A brother of mine is getting married, and I plan to buy a book as a gift."
"Do you have any recommendations, Sensai? Something about strategy, tactics, or the art of language."
Gao Cangwentai's first thought was that it was a bit strange to give such a book as a gift, so he said:
"Isn't this kind of book inappropriate, Haneda? Flowers would be more appropriate as a wedding gift, or something with a meaningful meaning."
Haneda said: "I think so too, but I think he needs this. Uh... maybe his father thinks so too."
Gao Cangfumita thought for a while and said, "How about doing something about bookmarks?"
"For example, the character for longevity is a good choice. Giving it as a present at a wedding signifies a blessing for the couple to be together forever."
"Shou?" Haneda thought for a moment and felt that there was no conflict with him giving him the book.
The longevity bookmark completes what is missing in the gift - the original meaning of congratulations.
"That's it, thank you, Sensai!" Haneda said happily.
"Huh?" Before Takakura Bunta could react, Haneda had already run to the bookmarks section of the bookstore and asked the owner.
Seeing this, Takakura Bunta just smiled.
Children are always anxious, or they feel excited when their troubles are solved.
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