Chapter 319 Lu Jiu: I have a plan

After having dinner with Kakashi, Haneda pulled him to the Hokage's office using Flying Thunder God.

At this time, Lu Jiu was working hard, and the documents on his desk were piled up like mountains.

These were exactly the official duties he needed to handle in the morning, involving all the large and small departments of Konoha.

Anything that elders like Haneda and Kakashi don't want to deal with will be piled up here.

Haneda and Kakashi looked at each other, turned around and prepared to leave to find other people.

But just as he grasped the handle of the office door, Lu Jiu's resentful voice came over.

"Hokage-sama, Kakashi, did you forget to take something?"

Haneda played dumb and said, "What is it? I haven't left anything in the office."

Kakashi pretended to be stupid and said, "Me too. Haneda and I have never lost anything since we were little."

Shikaku patted the pile of documents on the table, his meaning was self-evident.

However, Haneda, who had already developed a thick skin, remained unmoved.

Haneda was unmoved, and Kakashi was also unmoved.

The three of them were in a stalemate for a while, and Haneda felt a little guilty, so he explained:

"Didn't I tell you the night before last, Shikaku?"

"Kakashi and I took Itachi and Shisui to the moon to find a solution to the caged bird problem."

"I now have an idea and I'm going to leave the village with Kakashi."

Shikaku thought that if he couldn't keep Haneda, he had to keep Kakashi. He coughed a few times and interrupted:

"Hokage-sama, Kakashi is the captain of the Anbu, and it is his job to stay in Konoha to handle official business. How can he leave Konoha at will?"

Kakashi quickly and quietly tugged at Haneda's clothes, and Haneda had no choice but to stand up and explain:

"You know, Shikaku, it's the ANBU's job to protect the Hokage's safety. As the ANBU captain, Kakashi is supposed to keep me safe."

Shikaku glanced at Haneda. Given Haneda's strength that could destroy a country, which fool would dare to assassinate Haneda?

The dumbest person would only dare to throw a shuriken from eight hundred miles away. Does he still need protection?

The Hokage is clearly making excuses! He wants to take Kakashi with him to do the mission and have a vacation!

Suddenly, Shikaku had an idea. He thought of the special relationship between Haneda and Kakashi. It was highly likely that he couldn't stop them. So, why not...

Lu Jiudao:

"Hokage-sama, I have a plan that can restore Konoha to its former glory!"

"Why not capture Lady Tsunade, who has been in the casino for a long time, and bring her back to the Hokage's office, so that we can bring Jiraiya along!"

"If you call Asuma back again, Asuma will be overjoyed and will actively return to the office!"

"The return of the three elders to their posts will definitely make the complicated work of Konoha's various departments clear again!"

"This way you and Kakashi can leave Konoha without worry and go out on missions!"

I would rather die than let my friend die... Lu Jiu's plan is brilliant!

Under Kakashi's constant eye contact, Haneda agreed to Shikaku's conditions.

He used Flying Thunder God to teleport to major casinos and find Tsunade.

Under Tsunade's confused gaze, he was immediately taken back to the office.

"Lady Tsunade, thank you for your help." Shikaku said with a grin as he looked at Tsunade who was teleported to the office by Flying Thunder God.

Hearing a familiar voice and seeing a familiar environment, Tsunade reacted and turned her head to look at Haneda who was about to run away:

"You born evil Uchiha brat, don't even think about escaping!!!"

Haneda used Flying Thunder God to quickly take Kakashi away, as things would be bad if they didn't leave now.

He believed that as long as he brought her to the office, Shikaku would have his own way to make Tsunade work obediently.

After all, when it comes to whether Shikaku can leave work early, he will definitely use his intelligence.

Before leaving, Haneda did not forget to emphasize that he was the Uchiha hero who was born kind in the eyes of the second generation...

After Haneda disappeared, Shikaku said to Tsunade with a smile:

"Tsunade-sama, you owe 14,536 ryo at the Hongfu Casino this month."

"You don't want to default on your debt and be chased by the casino owner to pay it back, right?"

Tsunade smiled awkwardly and said, "It's just to help you with the documents. Fine, I'll do it!"

Suddenly, Tsunade remembered that old pervert Jiraiya was still having fun outside.

She gritted her teeth and said, "I think we can definitely add one more person, Shikaku!"

Shikaku asked knowingly, "Who?"

"Jiraiya!!!"

After saying that, Tsunade went to find Jiraiya.

Within ten minutes, Tsunade dragged a bruised and battered Jiraiya back to the Hokage building.

When they were about to reach the office door, Jiraiya whispered:

"It's embarrassing in front of the younger generation. Please give me some face, Tsunade~"

Tsunade snorted coldly a few times, put Jiraiya down, and warned him at the same time:

"Next time, don't let me catch you there again, or you'll be dead!"

"Okay, okay, I promise, I won't do that again!"

After Jiraiya made his promise, he did not forget to complain in his heart that all the bathhouses were built to protect privacy. Occasionally, he would find inspiration in an open mixed bathhouse and meet Tsunade...

As a best-selling author, life is becoming increasingly difficult.

After Tsunade treated her own injuries, Jiraiya took the lead and pushed open the door.

The ones who came towards them were Shikaku and Asuma.

At this time, Shikaku was using Haneda's name to coax Asuma into working hard and saying that Haneda would come back to check.

Asma, who was fooled, had a flushed face and was full of passion. Her passion for work was at its maximum!

Jiraiya and Tsunade couldn't help laughing as they looked at Asuma who was tricked and crippled.

My heart, which was originally a little unhappy, became happy again.

Shikaku distributed the work and was very satisfied to see Asuma working tirelessly, Tsunade slacking off occasionally, and Jiraiya scratching his head.

Tonight, I can finally go home early and don’t have to be scolded by my wife. If possible, I can also... regain my masculinity!

…………

After leaving Konoha, Haneda and Kakashi came to a large mine next to Konoha.

There is plenty of clay here and a very large stage for performing arts.

That’s right, Xiaodi is shining here.

As soon as he arrived here, Haneda heard loud explosions coming from underground.

As we got closer to the big mine, we saw Deidara surrounded by miners. He was immersed in the praises for the great artist, unable to extricate himself.

Haneda hesitated for a moment, but finally found Xiaodi.

"Brother Haneda! Look at the art behind me! I created all of this by myself!"

"I transformed this place. It has such an artistic atmosphere! Hmm!"

The miners who were being helped by Deidara happily echoed:

"Yes, Master Deidara's art of fleeting explosions is second only to Master Hokage's!"

"The air here is filled with an intoxicating scent of clay. Lord Deidara's art can be smelled with just your nose!"

……

The corners of Haneda's mouth twitched. He finally understood why Deidara didn't go back to his family and liked to stay here.

There are a lot of "friends" in the mine who appreciate Deidara's art!