Chapter 5: Obito's Ridiculous Way to School
The next day, early morning.
Haneda got up early and washed up. He was not Obito, so he didn't have the habit of being late every day.
After breakfast, Haneda just walked out of the Uchiha clan territory and remembered that Obito was criticized by the teacher yesterday.
"Hey~ Let's call Obito, lest he be late again."
Arriving at Obito's door, Haneda knocked politely.
"Grandma, I'm looking for Obito, let's go to school together."
Not long after, an old lady with a hunchback opened the door. She looked at the familiar face and shouted upstairs:
"Obito, little Haneda is here to pick you up from school."
"Hmm? Haneda? Let me close my eyes for a while, grandma."
Obito's weak voice came from upstairs.
"This child..." Grandma shook her head and said softly to Haneda,
"Grandma, I'm going to go wake up little Obito. Little Haneda, you go sit inside for a while."
"No need, grandma, I'll go call him." Haneda said with a smile.
"Well, go ahead. He's upstairs, in the bedroom on the right side of the hallway."
Da da da……
Haneda walked in the quiet corridor, thinking about how he had tortured Obito, and he couldn't suppress the smile on his face.
He tiptoed to Obito's bed, and with a crisp "pop" sound, the quilt was completely lifted up.
"Hey, what are you doing~"
Obito was in a daze and didn't react for a while. Looking at Haneda's familiar and annoying face, he suddenly remembered something.
He rubbed his slightly red face and said angrily:
"Asshole Haneda! I, Uchiha Obito, will never coexist with you!!!"
After saying that, he got angry and waved his fist, ready to attack.
Haneda dodged Obito's punch and at the same time grabbed Obito's fist with one hand.
"Wake up, Obito. Who told you to sleep in?"
"Besides, you can't beat me, baa baa baa~" Haneda laughed wantonly.
"Ah!!! Asshole Haneda!!!"
Just as the two were getting ready to show their skills, grandma came up.
She looked at the two men preparing to fight and smiled:
"Breakfast is on the table, little Obito, take it and eat it on the way, don't be late."
"Yeah." Obito nodded, looked at Haneda with gritted teeth, and finally said nothing and went straight down the stairs.
Soon, Haneda followed.
Looking at the backs of her grandson and little Haneda, the grandmother smiled and fell into memories.
"Young people are full of energy..."
…………
Walking on the way to school.
"What's wrong, Obito? Are you angry already?" Haneda teased, looking at Obito's expressionless face.
"Damn Haneda!!!"
Upon hearing this, Obito immediately became furious.
At this time, an old lady came on the road, walking tremblingly with a cane.
"Grandma, let me help you!"
The kind-hearted Obito immediately abandoned Haneda and helped the old lady across the road.
Haneda, who was standing by, just watched and thought that Obito might be late because he was helping an old lady cross the street.
But it doesn’t take long to help each time.
Well, it must be because Obito always sleeps in... like today.
Obito had just helped an old lady and had not taken a few steps when an old lady who was also using a cane came towards him.
"..."
It won't take long for two people...
Haneda thought silently, standing on the side of the road waiting boredly.
only……
Another old lady is crossing the road...
"Grandma, let me help you!" The kind-hearted Obito said immediately upon seeing this.
"You are such a good boy, little Obito." The old lady smiled.
"Grandma, let me help you too!" Haneda couldn't bear it any longer and thought that three times the maximum chance of success would come, so he decided to help as soon as possible and get to school earlier.
He couldn't believe it. How could there be so many old ladies crossing the road?!
It's not like we're forming a group to ambush people!
The two children helped the old lady cross the road safely.
As soon as I turned around, I saw a strange old lady walking towards me tremblingly with a cane.
"Fuck!!!"
…………
Da da da……
The sound of hurried running rang out in the corridor outside the classroom.
The two young men pushed open the door one after the other, stood at the door awkwardly, and said in unison:
"Private Marseille, Sensai."
Obito had already memorized the process of being late, and immediately explained:
"Teacher, on my way to school, I met..."
Before Obito could finish, the teacher interrupted him:
"I see, Obito. You wasted time helping the old lady cross the street, right?"
The teacher ignored Obito's slightly embarrassed look and looked at Haneda beside him.
"Haneda, what's your reason?"
"Forehead……"
Haneda scratched the back of his head, feeling very embarrassed, but looking at the teacher's stern face, he had no choice but to explain:
"Help the old lady cross the street with Obito."
After saying this, the whole class burst into laughter, and the whole classroom was filled with a happy atmosphere.
Haneda was even more embarrassed, and his toes almost dug his way out of the three-bedroom apartment.
Damn, Obito’s way to school is too outrageous!
On a road several hundred meters long, there is an old lady crossing the road every few steps.
Could it be that Obito was born with the holy body of an old lady? ! !
"Two Uchiha idiots." Asuma cursed with a smile, holding a pen in his mouth.
He has been unruly since he was a child, even towards his father, the Sandaime Hokage.
The Uchiha was always the one who stole the show in the Ninja Academy, and for the prickly Asuma, discrediting the Uchiha was a very pleasant thing.
As for Kakashi, one of Haneda's three major targets, he had changed his mind about Haneda and Obito last night.
All of a sudden, the image collapsed, like a chicken coop...
Being on time is the basic rule of a ninja.
No matter what mission a ninja is assigned, the first thing they must ensure is punctuality.
After all, you can't keep your employer waiting for too long, right?
What Kakashi despises most is people who lack the ninja spirit.
Fortunately, the increased favorability value will not decrease, and the reward will not be returned, otherwise Haneda will definitely regret going to school with Obito.
Listening to the two people's explanation, the teacher's face turned pale.
But when he saw that Haneda and Obito did not seem to be lying, he finally let them into the classroom and sit down.
There is no way, it's the teacher's fault, he is too soft-hearted...
The morning class passed quickly. Before lunch break, the teacher left a message:
"This afternoon is a practical class, so be prepared."
…………
lunch break.
Haneda was holding his lunch box and eating at the corridor railing.
At this time, Kakashi came over.
He was wearing a black mask and his expression could not be seen, but Haneda could sense a hint of confusion in the depths of his eyes.
"Kakashi, what's the matter with you coming to see me?"
The chopsticks in Haneda's hand stopped. He could roughly guess why Kakashi came to find him.
After all, the increase in favorability last night said it all.
Kakashi held the railing and looked into the distance: "Haneda, you should know my father, right?"
Haneda nodded and smiled:
"Konoha White Fang, Hatake Sakumo, a strong man who is skilled in swordsmanship."
"However, there has been a rumor circulating in the village recently that Lord Sakumo gave up a very important mission because of his companions."
"As a result, a lot of the village's interests were lost. Everyone in the village blamed him, even the companions he saved."
After Haneda finished speaking, the surroundings fell silent for a moment.
Perhaps the rumors brought out painful memories in Kakashi's heart. He was silent for a while before he calmed down.
Kakashi stared at Haneda and asked the most confusing question in his mind.
"Haneda, for a ninja, which is more important, the mission or his companions?"
