Chapter 243 The Anchor

Deadpool speaks incredibly fast.

Don't give Spider-Man and Leon any chance to interrupt.

He continued speaking in a cool voice like a train starting up.

Before he knew it, he had summarized the first half of his life.

The little spiders were confused.

Leon seemed to be reviewing a movie he had seen before.

From Deadpool’s self-introduction.

He was able to deduce that this guy was probably the Deadpool from the Fox Cinematic Universe.

The interconnection between the Fox Universe and Marvel has been going on for a long time.

But how did this guy get to TVA?

Has the Fox Universe been completely merged with Marvel?

Now, Quicksilver no longer has to die from ordinary bullets due to copyright issues.

Deadpool's self-introduction continues.

"You can't imagine how heartbroken I was after being rejected by the Avengers."

"Let's go back to Earth. Oh, I forgot to mention that my world is Earth. If you miss me in the future, remember to come find me!"

"After I got home, I started selling cars with Peter. Uh, my Peter, the one that belongs to me alone!" Deadpool emphasized.

"Because I am the only one who can use his ass!"

"Peter's ass is the only thing that makes me happy when I'm selling cars that look like the limp dicks of middle-aged men with kidney failure."

“But I still feel like my life is missing some meaning.”

"I was confused and in pain, and then I... I broke up with Vanessa. Damn it, I lost Vanessa. She said not long ago that she found a new boyfriend, and I..."

"Okay, okay, pause! We'll talk about Vanessa later. What about the time tablet? What on earth is going on with it?" Leon urged.

Deadpool stared at Leon blankly: "Fuck! I lost Vanessa, don't you think this is very painful?"

"She's your Vanessa, not mine. How can I feel bad? Should I help you kick that new boyfriend's balls in pieces?"

As soon as Leon finished speaking, he covered his forehead. He was actually influenced by Deadpool and started talking nonsense.

"God, that's a good idea!" Deadpool gave a thumbs up, "Then you kick his balls and I'll cut off his little sword, and then..."

"Cough cough!" Gwen coughed violently while looking at the ceiling. She had put on a mask at some point, so that no one could see her face.

"And then... and then on my birthday, a group of TVA people showed up at my door."

Deadpool realized that talking about Vanessa in front of Peter would make Peter and others jealous.

So he smoothly returned to the topic.

"I asked them to take me inside TVA's headquarters for a tour."

"Then a London-accented executive came out, introduced himself as Mr. Paradox, and invited me to join TVA and become the savior of Marvel!"

"He even showed me the future! In the future, Thor will hug me and cry bitterly. Oh my god! My Thor, his crying is so heartbreaking!"

"I felt without a doubt at the time that I was the savior of Marvel!"

"But that beeping cockney accent! He actually said that my universe was going to be destroyed because of the loss of the anchor—the Wolverine whose paws were already covered in Microbial Fluid X!"

Deadpool got a little excited when he said this.

He turned around and searched on the ground.

Pick up a collider chunk.

Treat it like Mr. Paradox and give it two punches.

Then he started jumping up and down holding his swollen fists.

"Wait… Anchor Person? What is that?"

Lyon tried his best to find the key information from a lot of useless nonsense and pornographic materials.

He had never heard of the setting of the anchor person.

At this moment, Leon wondered if he had traveled to another Marvel Universe.

"The anchor man?" Deadpool kissed his little fist to comfort him.

"The anchor is the sensitive spot that makes you beep!"

"If you lose that sensitive spot, you will become weak and lose consciousness."

"No more beeping."

"There's no way to make girls happy with you!"

Very good, this explanation is very Deadpool-like.

Leon understood immediately.

But he looked at the few little spiders next to him, all of whom had put on masks and were half-squatting, but he was confused.

Suddenly I felt a little sad that I could understand everything in seconds.

Oh, it’s all because of this damn super brain!

Super Brain has misled me!

Leon swore that he was definitely still pure, at least purer than Deadpool.

He thought for a moment and translated, "In other words, the anchor person is the core of a world. If the anchor person is lost, the world will become abnormal and may even be destroyed, right?"

"Why did you repeat it again?" Deadpool wondered, "And your repetition was very vague, not as easy to understand as what I said."

Leon was speechless: "Okay, I know what the Anchor Man is. What's next? You kill that Mr. Paradox and chop him into pieces?"

"No!" Deadpool gave Leon a strange look, "Disney doesn't allow me to be so bloody!"

Disney? Leon's mouth twitched. This is breaking the fourth wall, right?

"You're not from Forks?" he asked.

"Don't mention Fox to me! I'm a Marvel guy now!" Deadpool raised his hand to refuse righteously, "Don't let Marvel misunderstand!"

"Okay..." Now Leon knew that it should be Fox's X-Men series that was completely incorporated into the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

"Go on."

"The London accent said that because of the loss of the anchor, my universe will be destroyed within a few thousand years."

"That sounds like a long time, right?"

"After all, no one can live that long, unless he is a mutant X-egg that can swim in the air."

"But Mr. Paradox said he didn't want to wait that long."

"So he decided to destroy my universe with a Fiji Cup in two days!"

"I'm really fucking blah blah..."

"So I grabbed the Paradox cockney tablet, which is what I have here, and walked away from the TVA staff who were always coveting my good looks, and went looking for Wolverine."

Deadpool counted on his fingers: "And then..."

"I dug up Wolverine's bedroom (grave) and made sure he wasn't hiding in there masturbating. Then I saw the dwarf Wolverine, the one-eyed Wolverine, the old Wolverine, and the superhuman Wolverine..."

"Until we find the most suitable Wolverine."

"I brought that Wolverine back to TVA, intending to have him replace the Wolverine in our universe and become the new sensitive point of our universe."

"But that cockney accent! I guarantee that cockney accent hasn't been used in a long time, otherwise he wouldn't be so disgusting!"

"He actually said that! The Wolverine I found can't be the new anchor!"

"I really wanted to beat him up again, but at that moment, a super small black hole sucked me here."

Deadpool exclaimed: "That is definitely the smallest black hole I have ever seen."