Chapter 467 I am a professional
Upon hearing this, everyone ran over, and when they saw the unconscious figure lying on the ground, they all showed expressions of surprise.
"Huh? It really is! There's an orangutan growing on a human hand? What kind of rare species is this?"
Zoro also showed an interested look on his face.
"It could be a hybrid of humans and gorillas!" Robin analyzed seriously.
"How is that possible! Robin!"
"A hybrid of a human and an orangutan should be half human and half orangutan! How could it be like this now?!"
"I think his arm must have been crossed with an ape, so an ape was born from his hand!"
"And now that he has grown an orangutan arm, it's his left hand, which means that the left hand is female and the right hand is male!"
"Yes! That's right! That's it!"
Usopp said reasonably.
Everyone: .
If you are a carbon-based creature, you cannot come to such a conclusion!
"Alright! Usopp! Even I know this is impossible, so let's stop talking about it. Let's get down to business first, shall we?"
At this time, Luffy looked at Usopp seriously and said.
Hearing this, everyone looked at Luffy in surprise. They never thought that one day they would hear the word "business" from Luffy's mouth.
It's really rare~
Nami nodded, looked at Luffy with an expression that said, "You finally understand." Then she looked at everyone and said:
"We really should talk about business first instead of obsessing over why this guy has a gorilla growing on his hand!"
Nami: "Let's wake this guy up and see who he is? And who attacked him?"
Luffy: "Why don't we cut off his arm and roast the gorilla? This gorilla growing on his arm must taste special!"
The two said it almost at the same time.
(⊙o⊙)...
Nami's expression froze on her face, and she turned her head to look at Luffy as stiffly as a machine.
When seeing Luffy's excited expression and the drool flowing unconsciously, he couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand.
Or maybe she was too young. She shouldn't have doubted Luffy's understanding of the word "serious business".
Serious business? This matter will most likely never happen to Luffy in this life!
Thinking of this, Nami slowly walked towards Luffy, clenched her fists, and the domineering aura wrapped around her fists.
At this time, Luffy was still unaware that danger was approaching. He was still staring at the gorilla and couldn't help licking it with his tongue.
"Oh!"
The next moment, a dull sound was heard, and Luffy's head was instantly hit hard and fell to the ground.
The powerful force swept over his head and smashed a hole in the ground.
He kicked up his limbs and fell to the ground.
After doing all this, Nami clapped her hands lightly and her eyes fell on the unconscious person on the ground in front of her again.
Well, you can still call him a human being, for now!
Although there is an orangutan on its arm, it is still in human shape overall!
"Sanji, go wake that guy up!"
"By the way, ask him about the situation in Wano Country!"
"Leave it to me, Miss Nami!"
Sanji twisted his body and immediately agreed, then slowly walked to the man's side.
He first slowly lit a cigarette for himself, then lightly kicked the man.
"Hey! Wake up!"
However, after kicking him several times, the man did not react at all.
"Um?!"
There was a flash of surprise in Sanji's eyes, and then he shifted his target to his face.
Without any hesitation, he stepped forward.
"Orangutan! Wake up!"
"Bang bang bang!"
Sanji stepped on the man's face one after another, causing everyone's mouth to twitch.
"Uh... Sanji! Are you sure he can wake up like this?" Chopper couldn't help but ask.
"Don't worry! I'm a professional!"
Sanji replied calmly, but the strength under his feet increased a little bit.
"Um!"
At this time, the man under Sanji's feet finally moved and moved his body twice.
Seeing this, Sanji naturally did not continue to step on him, but turned around and looked at everyone and said:
“I told you I’m a professional!”
After that, Sanji flashed in front of Nami, twisted his body, and said with love in his eyes:
"Ms. Nami! Do you think my performance is okay?"
"Yes, yes! Great!"
Nami answered perfunctorily, pushed away Sanji who was standing in front of her, and looked forward.
The man gradually opened his eyes, and there was a moment of confusion in his eyes.
"Where am I...?"
"What was I doing just now?"
"Why do I feel a little pain in my waist and face?"
But in the blink of an eye, the confusion in his eyes disappeared, replaced by a hint of fear.
The body jumped up instantly!
He instantly placed the gorilla in his left hand across his body, his eyes full of vigilance.
When he saw that the gorilla was still unconscious, he slapped it with a big slap without saying a word.
"Wake up! If you don't wake up, we will be killed by the remnants of Kozuki Oden!"
However, after the slap, the gorilla showed no signs of waking up, and the man did not hesitate at all.
The big pussies came one after another, making everyone feel ashamed!
Then they all looked at Sanji with admiration in their eyes!
Professional indeed!
After fanning for a while, the gorilla finally woke up in dizziness.
Everyone: .
"No! Why do both of you have to be hit before you wake up?"
Franky looked at him speechlessly.
"who!"
Hearing this, the man was instantly startled and immediately turned to face everyone, holding the gorilla in his hand horizontally in front of him.
Only then did he realize that a group of people had already stood in front of him.
And he always felt that this group of people looked familiar.
After thinking for a second, a look of horror appeared on his face. He looked at everyone and stammered:
"Straw Hat Pirates?"
The man, the real fighter Brisgra of the Beasts Pirates, jumped up immediately.
He was just informed of the plan to suppress the Straw Hat Pirates in the morning, and he met the real culprit in the afternoon.
isn't it?
If he were on Onigashima now, he would definitely not be afraid if he met the Straw Hat Pirates.
But the problem is that we are in Wano Country now!
He knew his own strength and could only play a supporting role in the battle against the Straw Hat Pirates.
It is definitely impossible to ask him to be the main force!
For a moment, Brisgra's mind was working rapidly, thinking about his current escape plan.
However, after thinking for a few seconds, he suddenly looked as pale as death.
Okay! He simulated countless options in his mind and found that none of them could be avoided.
The gap between him and the Straw Hat Pirates is too big, no matter how he escapes it's useless!
Thinking of this, he sat down on the ground.
He closed his eyes as if ready to die, and said:
"Kill or behead me as you wish!"
He spoke with great dignity and without fear, but his extremely trembling legs revealed his current thoughts.
Everyone:? ? ?
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