Chapter 382: The beautiful aunt smells so good!

"Aunt Mei, I have grown up visibly! Do you want to watch me grow up somewhere else alone?" Lin Lang was a little annoyed by his mother's best friend.

Guan Tingmei walked over to Lin Lang and gently pushed him, "Oh, you're still shy. Tell Aunt Mei, what kind of girl do you like?"

Lin Lang breathed in the scent of Guan Tingmei's perfume and replied in a daze, "She...she's very beautiful, a little bit scheming, a little bit arrogant, and even a little bit of a yandere princess. She'll beat people up when she's angry, but she looks super pretty when she smiles!"

"Is that all?" Guan Tingmei blinked and asked in disbelief.

Lin Lang thought for a moment and added: "She is also very smart, with a very high IQ. We have a lot of common topics."

Guan Tingmei nodded. "It sounds like your girlfriend is very special! It's hard to imagine what kind of girl she is. So when are you going to bring her to meet Aunt Mei?"

Lin Lang hesitated. "Well... my girlfriend is very busy, and her personality is very strange. She is patient and gentle with me, but she doesn't even smile at her brother. She is cold and indifferent in her bones. I don't want to see her."

After hearing this, Guan Tingmei jokingly said, "Xiao Lang, you didn't find a cold-blooded female killer as your girlfriend, did you?"

Lin Lang half-jokingly replied: "When she gets angry, she is likely to tie people up and feed them to sharks on the high seas."

"Haha... then Aunt Mei must find an opportunity to meet your girlfriend with a unique personality."

Lin Lang replied: "There will definitely be a chance."

AI generates beautiful pictures of Guan Tingmei

Guan Tingmei smiled and patted Lin Lang on the shoulder, saying meaningfully: "Xiao Lang, it seems that you really like her. However, Aunt Mei still wants to remind you that a yandere girl with a strong possessive and controlling desire can be very crazy and even kill herself when she gets ruthless!"

"She loves you deeply and darkly, so I just want to ask you, are you afraid?" Guan Tingmei looked at Lin Lang with a sly smile.

Lin Lang half-jokingly replied, "She said I can go out and have fun, but I must belong to her. If I dare to leave her in this life, she will mobilize all the assassins in the world to make me disappear physically, evaporate from the face of the earth."

After hearing this, Guan Tingmei made a gesture of wiping her sweat, and couldn't help laughing and said, "Xiao Lang, you are getting more and more outrageous. Where in the world can there be such a domineering and sinister woman, a sickly and delicate woman who has the strength to mobilize killers from all over the world?"

"Could it be that you wrote novels as a hobby and made it up out of your imagination?" Guan Tingmei was obviously a little unconvinced.

Lin Lang smiled bitterly, thinking, "It will be difficult to get rid of the overbearing and sickly beauty tycoon Chu Yiren in this life..."

Before Lin Lang could think too much, he heard Guan Tingmei say lovingly, "Xiao Lang, have you eaten lunch? Aunt Mei will take you to eat something delicious."

Lin Lang replied truthfully: "I had already eaten before coming to the exhibition. Aunt Mei, haven't you had lunch yet?"

Guan Tingmei smiled and replied: "Losing weight is a woman's lifelong career. If you can eat less, never eat more. Only by working hard to maintain your figure can you have the capital to find another partner!"

After hearing this, Lin Lang asked, "Aunt Mei, have you been single since you divorced my uncle-in-law?"

Guan Tingmei said somewhat sadly: "Aunt Mei is in a very awkward situation now."

"Oh? How embarrassing?"

Guan Tingmei wanted to say that she was infertile and wanted to remarry a man who was unmarried and had no children, but she couldn't give birth to a child for him. She wanted to marry a divorced man with children, but she didn't want to be a stepmother, so her situation was very awkward.

But Guan Tingmei was too embarrassed to tell her juniors, so she narrowed her eyes and smiled awkwardly, "Don't ask around, little kid. What? Can you introduce a date to Aunt Mei?"

Lin Lang scratched his head and said with a smile: "Aunt Mei is so beautiful, she must have no shortage of suitors. If Aunt Mei doesn't mind the age gap, I learned from my high school reunion a few days ago that several male classmates are single. You can introduce them to Aunt Mei."

After hearing this, Guan Tingmei covered her mouth and laughed, "Xiao Lang, you are such a funny kid. How old are your high school classmates? Aunt Mei can't bring herself to let an old cow eat young grass. That would bring disaster to the next generation of our country!"

Lin Lang chuckled and said, "The flowers of our motherland are growing up one after another. It would be a waste if a young man in his twenties doesn't cause trouble for them."

Guan Tingmei covered her mouth and laughed, "Xiao Lang, what kind of weird theory are these? Aunt Mei can be the stepmother of your male classmate. How can a boy like a woman who is more than ten years older than himself?"

"Yes, I have!"

"The end of the sweet girl is the sister. The sweetness of a fairy dress cannot compare to the beautiful and charming queen!"

"At the end of the atmosphere is the charming and amorous queen. Aunt Mei, you are now the beautiful young woman at the end of the food chain!" Lin Lang's mouth was extremely sweet.

AI generates beautiful pictures of Guan Tingmei

After hearing this, Guan Tingmei smiled coquettishly, and with a playful and teasing look, she looked at Lin Lang and said teasingly: "Xiao Lang, you have really grown up! You know how to appreciate the beauty of young women. Have you been flirting with many young ladies?"

Lin Lang half-jokingly replied: "The end of the universe is a young woman. In a world dominated by sister control, I like mature young women. Is it related to my lack of maternal love?"

Guan Tingmei replied somewhat sadly, "Your mother has been dead for more than four years. I just went to the cemetery to pay my respects to her a few days ago. Boys whose mothers died early are indeed more likely to have an Oedipus complex and like women older than themselves."

"Aunt Mei is still able to go to the cemetery to pay tribute to my mother many years after she passed away. She is so thoughtful!"

Guan Tingna replied, "I am your mother's adopted sister who is more like a relative to her! Every year I take a day off to pay tribute to her, bring her favorite Yunpian Cake and Chongyang Cake, and talk to her in front of her grave."

"Thank you, Aunt Mei." Lin Lang said sincerely, with a touch of emotion in his eyes.

Guan Tingmei patted Lin Lang's shoulder gently and said with a smile: "You're welcome, Xiaolang. If you have any worries in the future, you can also talk to Aunt Mei."

Lin Lang smiled brightly and said, "Okay!"

Guan Tingmei raised her beautiful eyes slightly with a hint of admiration in them. She looked at the imposing and noble Lin Lang, who was wearing a Genghis Khan Tourbillon Four-Hammer Minute Repeater watch worth more than 400 million yuan and casually holding a McLaren supercar key in his hand.

These details undoubtedly demonstrate Lin Lang's wealth and status, but what makes Guan Tingmei even more gratified is the confidence and steadiness that emanates from Lin Lang.

"After so many years, I am very pleased to see that the son of an old friend is so successful now!" Guan Tingmei sighed softly, with a hint of emotion in her eyes.

Lin Lang responded to Guan Tingmei's compliment with a smile, his eyes firm and confident.

"Xiao Lang, if your mother is still alive, she will be as pleased as Aunt Mei to see that you are living such a good life now."

"I hope my small achievements can comfort my parents' spirits in heaven."

"Xiao Lang, you have grown up. If you meet the right girl, settle down. When you get married, be sure to inform Aunt Mei. Aunt Mei will give you a big red envelope."

"Then I'm looking forward to Aunt Mei's big red envelope, but let's just let things take their own course in terms of love. I'm more focused on my career development right now."

The two looked at each other and smiled, the atmosphere was relaxed and harmonious.

Then, Guan Tingmei said, "Xiao Lang, give me your business card. I'll write down your cell phone number."

Lin Lang had a business card on him, but he didn't want to show off his title as the chairman of three companies, so he lied, "It just so happened that I didn't bring a business card with me when I went out today. I said my cell phone number, Aunt Mei, you can just save it."

"Okay, Xiaolang, go ahead and talk!" Guan Tingna took out her cell phone.

Lin Lang told Guan Tingna his cell phone number, and she had saved Lin Lang's number on her phone.

"Save it, Xiaolang. We'll contact each other by phone later. Aunt Mei will treat you to a luxurious seafood dinner. You'd better come and show me your kindness~" Guan Tingmei smiled charmingly.

Lin Lang replied cheerfully: "Aunt Mei is treating me to a big dinner, I will definitely attend."

"Then it's settled, Xiao Lang." Guan Tingmei looked at Lin Lang with a smile, and there was even some coquettishness in her eyes.

Lin Lang said sweetly: "Aunt Mei, you look so beautiful when you smile!"

Guan Tingmei was overjoyed by Lin Lang's praise, and smiled sweetly: "You little brat, you actually learned how to make a woman happy!"

"Aunt Mei, I'm already an adult, I know a lot!"

"Then what else do you want?"

Lin Lang replied in a catchphrase: "I am not talented, I know a little bit about everything, just a little bit!"

Guan Tingmei actually asked: "Then do you know how to make a woman pregnant?"

"Uh... this, I also know a little bit!" Lin Lang laughed awkwardly and scratched his head.

"That's great!"

"Aunt Mei, I just want to get pregnant and have a baby, please help me!"

After hearing this, Lin Lang wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and said weakly, "Aunt Mei, you are so funny. How can I help you if you want to get pregnant and have a baby?"

Guan Tingmei sighed and said, "The doctor said I was infertile and I had been treated for many years but couldn't be cured. Didn't you say you knew a little bit about everything? I thought you knew a little bit about medicine, what do you want to achieve?"

"I thought Aunt Mei wanted to borrow my sperm! I was so scared, haha..."

Guan Tingmei showed a hint of embarrassment on her face after hearing this, and then chuckled: "Hey..."

"Xiao Lang, you've really grown up, you actually dare to make such dirty jokes with your aunt Mei." Guan Tingmei looked at Lin Lang with a hint of ridicule in her eyes.

The system prompts that Guan Tingmei suffers from congenital infertility, so even if Lin Lang has the maximum level [Traditional Chinese Medicine Master] skill, he is unable to treat her infertility.

So, Lin Lang quickly explained: "Aunt Mei, I was just kidding you!"

"How dare you play such a joke on your mother's best friend, little brat! If I ask you to borrow my sperm, your mother will jump out of her coffin!"

"No, no, my mother will think that this is a waste of money."

"Hateful! You even dare to flirt with your mother's best friend. Have you grown up, little brat?" Guan Tingmei grabbed Lin Lang's ear embarrassedly.

"Haha, Aunt Mei, I was wrong. There are so many people watching at the exhibition! Please forgive me." Lin Lang smiled like a child.

"Hmph, since you're sincere in admitting your mistake, I'll let it go this time." Guan Tingmei let go of Lin Lang's ear.

Lin Lang rubbed his ears and said sadly: "When I was little, you always pulled my ears. Now this skill has not degenerated."

Guan Tingmei smiled and replied: "Who told you to be as naughty as a monkey when you were a child."

"Uh...was I that naughty when I was a kid?"

"Yes! I even gave you a nickname when you were little, called Monkey!"

“…” Lin Lang was speechless after hearing this.

Guan Tingmei glanced at the time on her phone and then said, "Xiao Lang, I have some official business to attend to at the publishing house this afternoon. You can continue to visit the exhibition. I will have to leave you now. Please keep in touch by phone if you have anything to do."

"Okay Aunt Mei, goodbye Aunt Mei!"

"Bye little brat!"

Guan Tingmei walked out of the Hai Art Museum slowly, twisting her waist with every step. Her plump figure trembled slightly with the rhythm of her steps, attracting the attention of many people around her.

She was wearing a sexy black lace skirt, revealing her slender white legs, and her high heels made crisp sounds when she stepped on the ground.

Guan Tingmei's face was made up with exquisite makeup, her lips were painted bright red, and her eyes revealed a hint of charm and confidence. Every step she took, she exuded a charming charm.

Lin Lang stared at Guan Tingmei's graceful, plump and round back, as if attracted by an invisible magnetic force. Her figure was exquisitely curvy, and every movement exuded a unique charm and charm.

Lin Lang's eyes followed Guan Tingmei's movements and moved slowly, as if he wanted to engrave her every step in his heart. Her steps were light and graceful, which made Lin Lang feel itchy.

"Hello~ Lin University's Campus Prince!"

Lin Lang glanced sideways when he heard the voice and saw the beautiful painter Han Zaiyin appear behind him, so he greeted her warmly: "Zaiyin!"

Han Zaiyin looked at Guan Tingmei's back as she left, and couldn't help but teasing, "Old classmate, who was the beautiful young woman who was flirting with you just now?"