Chapter 862: Ambiguous night, tender her

Gu Keqing was eating the sweet and sour pork ribs. Seeing Lin Lang constantly picking up food for her, her eyes curved into crescents: "Husband, are you planning to feed me into a little fat man?"

"Wife, you should be plump during pregnancy. It doesn't matter if you're a little fat. Your figure will return to normal after the baby is born." Lin Lang's voice was filled with unbreakable doting.

"I don't want to gain too much weight. If my body becomes deformed after giving birth to the baby, you won't like me!"

Gu Keqing didn't know that Lin Lang had granted her the passive skill of [Eternal Body Shape]. No matter how much she ate during pregnancy, even if she gained weight, her figure would return to normal after giving birth.

"Wife, don't worry. You've worked so hard to carry me for ten months and continue the family line for our Lin family. If I dislike you for gaining a little weight during pregnancy, I would be such a bad person."

As he spoke, Lin Lang served Gu Keqing a bowl of Cordyceps and Old Duck Soup.

Gu Keqing ate the boiled grouper while squinting her eyes and smiling sweetly, "Hubby, ever since I got pregnant I've been craving spicy, fresh and fragrant food. The boiled fish you made is so satisfying. This dish must be the best of Sichuan cuisine."

Lin Lang smiled and joked: "Then you are the leader among my concubines."

"Bullshit, isn't the leader among your concubines the gangster daughter Zhao Lanshan?" Gu Keqing pouted slightly.

"Wife, we were having a nice dinner for the two of us, why did you suddenly mention Zhao Lanshan?" Lin Lang took a sip of red wine tactically.

"Hubby, how dare you mess with Zhao Lanshan? You even got her pregnant. Taicheng Group has a gangster background. I don't want you to fail and fall into Zhao Lanshan's hands."

Lin Lang smiled cheekily: "Don't worry, honey. Didn't you just say that I'm a natural born scumbag and a master at seducing and manipulating women? I won't mess up with Zhao Lanshan."

"Hey... I'm not saying hubby, but you're panting when I say you're fat, right?"

"No, no, no, I just want to reassure you. Zhao Lanshan won't do anything to me if she knows that you, Han Zaiyin, and Guan Tingmei are pregnant with my child at the same time."

"Hmph, you are the embodiment of shamelessness. I have never seen anyone as shameless as you!" Gu Keqing gave Lin Lang a jealous look, but her mouth kept eating like a greedy cat.

"Honey, I've already promised to help you trade futures and make money to compensate you, so stop making fun of me."

"What? You don't like to hear me complain about you, a playboy? Sex is a knife hanging over your head, husband, you'd better stay away from dangerous women like Zhao Lanshan who have a gangster background."

“I’m probably not lustful. But if a flower is in full bloom and I don’t appreciate it, it would seem that I don’t understand romance.” Lin Lang is really an open scumbag.

Gu Keqing paused for a moment and said speechlessly, "Husband, where did you learn these bad man rhetoric from? You make it sound like you have a lot of philosophy. I am really defeated by you."

"Wife, you ate the dinner I prepared for you and then criticized me. That's a bit too much."

"Hubby, you mean I can't say you're a scumbag because I'm grateful for your kindness?"

Lin Lang put down his chopsticks and said innocently, "Wife, if you say that, I'll have a good talk with you. Am I really a scumbag?"

"Husband, it's an indisputable fact that you are a scumbag. Is there anything else you can quibble about?"

Lin Lang shamelessly argued, "I like lolita because I don't treat her with contempt because of her small body, which is benevolence; I like young girls because I don't distance myself from them because of their youth and ignorance, which is righteousness."

"I like young women because I don't despise them because they have been married before, which is sincerity; I like mature women because I don't shy away from them because of their domineering aura, which is courage."

Gu Keqing was so angry that Lin Lang laughed, "Husband, so you are not a scumbag, but a kind, righteous, honest and brave man?"

"That's right, the world has misunderstood me. I'm not a frivolous or lustful person. It's just that the spring scenery is so beautiful. If I don't stop for a moment, wouldn't it be a waste of this beautiful time?" Lin Lang shook the red wine glass pretentiously.

After hearing this, Gu Keqing burst out laughing and couldn't help but complain, "Husband, you really lived up to that saying, I'm not afraid of hooligans speaking dirty words, I'm just afraid of hooligans being cultured."

"Alas, the prejudice in people's hearts is as huge as a mountain." Lin Lang sighed pretending to be aggrieved, and then drank the red wine in the glass.

Gu Keqing covered her mouth and laughed, "Hubby, you're making me laugh to death. You're probably the only one in the world who thinks a scumbag is so justified, right?"

“I can no longer tell whether it is vulgar or elegant. It’s just that the flowers are in full bloom and the moon is round. If I don’t appreciate them, wouldn’t I be wasting this beautiful scenery?” Lin Lang tapped the table with his fingertips in a pretentious manner.

Gu Keqing understood and poured wine for Lin Lang, smiling and saying, "Husband, are you just admiring? Are you sure that's not the restlessness in your heart?"

Lin Lang argued, "My dear, to me, all the beauty in the world is worth appreciating. I just appreciate it openly and applaud with them."

Gu Keqing could naturally hear that Lin Lang's words "appreciate and applaud them openly" were a connotation and a metaphor for "啪啪啪".

"Hubby, just admit that you are lustful. Why do you have to find ten thousand excuses to argue that you are not lustful, but that you cannot bear to see the suffering of the world and want to save all living beings?"

"Is this lust? I don't know. I only know that flowers will bloom again, but people will never be young again. In this world, only beauties and delicious food are not to be wasted." After saying that, Lin Lang picked up the chopsticks again and started eating with relish.

"Haha, husband, I think I've finally figured it out. This kind of shameless words are just a sign of a rich, handsome, and educated man's romantic side. A poor man who says this is just a hooligan and will get beaten up."

"That's right, you understand my heart, hehe..." Lin Lang is quite good at using fancy words. "Qing" is an honorific title for women in ancient times, and saying it this way has a sense of classical romance.

Gu Keqing chuckled and teased, "Husband, you are worthy of being a best-selling author. You can describe lust in such a refreshing and refined way. When you publish a book called 'The Guide to Picking Up Girls', it will surely be regarded as the 'Bible for Scumbags' by men all over the country."

"Honey, I was just kidding. Don't think too badly of me. Come on, let me toast you."

Gu Keqing picked up the freshly squeezed orange juice and clinked glasses with Lin Lang, "Hubby, after listening to your brainwashing sophistry, I almost feel that my vision is not enough."

"Wife, no matter what I say or what I say, my love for you is real and solid as a rock!"

Gu Keqing took a sip of freshly squeezed orange juice, put down the cup, pouted and said, "I can't tell which of your words are true and which are false. Anyway, I'm pregnant with your child now, and you can't get rid of me in this life."

While Lin Lang was picking up some food for Gu Keqing, he said gently, "Wife, I will cherish you. Even if you don't have confidence in me, don't you have confidence in your beauty and figure?"

"But husband, I'm 32 years old, ten years older than you. I age faster than you."

Gu Keqing was a little worried. She didn't know that Lin Lang possessed the passive skill [The Secret to Maintaining Youth] and shared his superpowers with her. From now on, her beautiful face would never grow old again.

Lin Lang coaxed, "Wife, your worries are unnecessary. Just like you said, I am so lustful that my body will be hollowed out sooner or later, and I will age very quickly. Maybe in a few years, I will look more mature than you."

Gu Keqing smiled charmingly after hearing this. While eating her marbled beef and mapo tofu, she said, "Hubby, since you know lust is harmful to your health, then you should be more restrained."

"Wife, I want to control myself, but I haven't finished dinner yet, and I want to go back to bed with you to do something shameful. I want you when I see your attractive figure. What should I do?"

Gu Keqing covered her mouth and laughed: "You are not serious, and I am not a walking aphrodisiac, how can you not bear to look at me?"

"Wife, eat quickly. I can't wait to carry you back to the room to sleep." Lin Lang urged anxiously.

"Hubby, you look so useless. I didn't seduce you, so why are you so excited?"

"Wife, your every smile and frown is full of charm. You don't need to tease me on purpose. I feel like I've been injected with chicken blood. If you tease me again, I will be even more unbearable."

Gu Keqing said with a wicked smile: "Humph, then I'd rather chew slowly and eat for a while longer downstairs."

Lin Lang chuckled and said, "Wife, eat slowly. Only when you are full will you have the strength to serve me."

"Hate you, you're bad." Gu Keqing said this, but her eating speed became faster, as if she also wanted to finish dinner quickly so that she could be carried back to the second floor by Lin Lang to sleep together.

Soon, the flirting couple finished their dinner.

Lin Lang stood up and wanted to clean up the dishes, but Gu Keqing said, "Hubby, don't worry about it. The nanny will clean up the dishes tomorrow morning."

"Okay, then wife, let's go back to the room and rest now. I'm a little sleepy." Lin Lang took Gu Keqing's hand and walked to the second floor without saying anything.

"Honey, I see you don't want to sleep, you want to sleep with me."

Lin Lang was not ashamed when his thoughts were exposed. He picked up Gu Keqing and smiled with his Adam's apple rolling: "Sleeping with you and sleeping are the same thing."

Gu Keqing hooked her hands around Lin Lang's neck and smiled charmingly: "Husband, why are you so impatient again? We have one night. Why are you so anxious?"

"A moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold, hehe..." Lin Lang carried Gu Keqing back to the bedroom with a wicked smile and carefully placed her on the soft big bed.

"Hubby, I just had a full meal and haven't digested the food yet, and you come again."

"My dear wife, it's just right for us to do some exercises on the bed to help digest the food..."

When he finished speaking, Lin Lang's kiss had already come down on him.

The lips with the lingering scent of red wine brushed across Gu Keqing's lips, rubbed her cheek, and left a string of ambiguous kiss marks on her slender white neck.

"Bad husband, please be gentler." Gu Keqing hugged Lin Lang tightly with blurry eyes, her hair scattered on the bed sheet like a mess of black cloud.

"Wife, it's absolutely true that women are like water. This sentence is embodied in you." Lin Lang bit Gu Keqing's earlobe and spoke vaguely, while stroking her slightly red and hot cheek.

When the bed sank due to the weight, Gu Keqing suddenly laughed charmingly: "Hubby, you are so annoying!"

"Wife, I have things that I hate even more." Lin Lang kissed Gu Keqing's beautiful red lips with a wicked smile, feeling more excited than if he had been injected with chicken blood.

Gu Keqing closed her hazy eyes, her hands unconsciously grasped the bed sheet, and allowed Lin Lang to kiss her to his heart's content on the bed.

The night was thick outside the window, a corner of the gauze curtain was lifted by the night wind, and when the moonlight leaked in, only their embracing shadows could be seen, casting swaying spots of light on the bed sheets, along with the tiny sounds of laughter, blending into the gradually warming breath.