Chapter 554: Be able to bend and stretch
Jiang Yantian looked at Lin Yunfei standing there, as if he was lost in fantasy and laughed from time to time.
He raised his hand and slapped him away.
A breath of air hit Lin Yunfei's face.
"What are you grinning about? Where are your things?"
Lin Yunfei tilted his head due to the beating and raised his hands to cover his face.
The fantasy was shattered by a slap.
Lin Yunfei returned to reality and threw out two huge ferocious beasts.
The two-headed lion and the red fire demon deer.
It is indeed the Great Perfection of Nascent Soul.
"Where is the Flying Flower Snake?" Jiang Yantian frowned.
Lin Yunfei's mouth twitched: "I did catch him, but I was injured and ran away."
Jiang Yantian smiled this time and said, you are lying.
"You said you caught him? You swear a blood oath to the Heaven that everything you say is true, otherwise you will be punished by the Heaven!"
Lin Yunfei's scalp tingled.
are you crazy?
I have to swear a blood oath over such a trivial matter.
Lin Yunfei was so anxious that he didn't even stand up. If he did, he would be in trouble.
"I was wrong. I didn't find the flying flower snake. I shouldn't have lied to you."
He lowered his head, feeling extremely aggrieved.
This Jiang Yantian is very strange.
He seems to be particularly knowledgeable about things that affect people's mentality.
Every sentence touches the heart.
No normal person would make someone swear an oath in blood just because the other person told a lie.
Is the Heavenly Dao so idle? It is always busy with swearing.
"Lin Qinchuan, how could you lie to me? I trust you so much."
"To punish you, you have to come here and clean up the spirit beast. After cleaning, kneel over there and repent."
"If you leave, I will ask the Heaven to send down the ultimate thunderbolt, and the Purple Sky Divine Thunder will strike you to death."
Lin Yunfei hesitated to speak.
Just bragging.
Purple Sky Divine Thunder?
Who does he think he is? He can do whatever he wants?
He has only achieved the great perfection of the spirit transformation, but he does not know how high the sky is and how vast the earth is.
People who have never stepped out are overconfident. There are always people better than you. When they reach the upper realm, they will still be ants.
What's so great about showing off here?
Those who are arrogant will eventually be punished by God, and Jiang Yantian will always suffer a great loss.
Lin Yunfei gritted his teeth and stepped forward to clean up the spirit beast.
Just like at noon, I felt depressed and wanted to cry.
This time he was obviously much more skilled and quick.
After dealing with it, Lin Yunfei walked over there and squatted.
Don't kneel, have backbone.
"Lin Yunfei, you dare to disobey me. I told you to kneel, but you squatted over there and took a shit!"
"Your Majesty!"
A soft drink.
Lin Yunfei trembled all over.
At the same time, the sky suddenly twisted into a strange purple-black vortex, with spider-web-like golden lines in the center.
It was as if the Heaven had opened its bloodshot eyes.
The first roar came from the sky, and the sound was not as sharp as ordinary thunder.
In an instant, a horrifying divine thunder tore through the void and fell. Wherever it passed, the air was instantly ionized.
A blinding incandescent light burst out, forming a long column of light that connected heaven and earth.
"what!!!"
Lin Yunfei was so scared that he knelt down immediately.
Damn, can he really do that?
I blanch it!
I thought he was just bragging just now.
It can actually summon divine thunder.
Then what can I use to defeat him?
“Senior, senior, he really can, really can summon the Purple Sky Divine Thunder!”
“Did I win?”
"Or, forget it. I...I will leave the Samsara Palace for a while."
"Although I like the Saint very much, I suddenly realized that a forced melon is not sweet. She doesn't like me, so my efforts are in vain."
"I don't care if others laugh at me. As the saying goes, live your life to your fullest and don't care what others think of you."
Lin Yunfei said a lot of things all at once.
To sum it up in one word: coward!
Sha Ying was stunned. How the hell was this possible?
"My dear friend, don't worry. I can tell you responsibly that what happened just now was just a trick."
"Don't worry about the tricks of the quacks. Look, the thunderbolt descended. Are you hurt?"
Although Lin Yunfei is knowledgeable and experienced, he has never encountered such a situation before.
"Really...really?"
"Of course it's true, it's just a trick."
Sha Ying was helpless and tried frantically to make up for it.
Fortunately, the master did not attack him.
The main reason is that I’m afraid of being blown to death.
So it's deterrence.
Otherwise it’s really hard to round it off.
"A trick? That's fine." Lin Yunfei naturally believed in the strong man who had survived from ancient times to the present day.
They can try their best to deal with the turmoil again and again.
Understand nature more.
No wonder he didn't give any early warning.
It turned out to be a sleight of hand.
"I knew it, it was just a trick."
"Tomorrow I will let him know how powerful I am!"
Lin Yunfei snorted coldly.
Fearless.
"Very good, my friend. The most important thing for a monk is to have a fearless heart."
"Face the challenge head on and break through all obstacles."
"Run forward, facing the cold eyes and ridicule..."
Lin Yunfei nodded heavily: "Don't worry, senior, I will stick to my Tao heart and will never bow my head."
Lin Yunfei swore that from now on, no one would dare to bully him again.
"Um, Mr. Lin, are you dead? Come here and pour some wine!" Jiang Yantian shouted.
Lin Yunfei gritted his teeth and said, "I will definitely do it next time!"
He stood up and went to pour the wine.
I feel extremely uncomfortable.
Jiang Yantian and his friends had barbecue and drank fine wine in the evening.
With two stunning beauties as companions, there was constant laughter.
Is it really so satisfying to be a bad guy?
No one dared to laugh at him, no one dared to provoke him. He lived freely and overcame everything.
No matter how hard he tries, there will still be some blind ridicule and sarcasm.
Even if he became a direct disciple, he still couldn't stop those who looked down on others from mocking him.
Oh shit.
Jiang Yantian looked at him and said, "I have nothing to do anyway, and I can't let you kneel all the time. You have to give my uncle some face."
Lin Yunfei was stunned.
Should he sit down and eat with us?
"Well, go and dance to liven up the atmosphere!"
After Jiang Yantian finished speaking, Lin Yunfei was stunned.
Damn it, this is pure insult.
Jiang Yantian waved his hand, and a dancer's long skirt fell to the ground.
Just change and go dance to liven up the atmosphere.
Looking at the one on the ground, it’s pink.
Blanch!
Lin Yunfei's eyes widened.
Even a dog wouldn't dare to let him dance in clothes like this!
Put on!
Get dressed!
Lin Yunfei put on his clothes and walked to the open space over there.
It was really that Jiang Yantian was about to take action again just now.
He can't help it.
She was dressed in pink and had tassel earrings on her ears.
Hermaphrodite.
Nan Xuer and Shen Guiyan couldn't help laughing.
It's so eye-catching.
Lin Yunfei stood straight.
Jiang Yantian thought for a moment and said, "Let's just pick a scene where the imperial concubine is drunk!"
"This is...what kind of dance is this? I don't know how to..." Lin Yunfei swallowed.
Jiang Yantian never makes things difficult for others.
He said no, and it certainly can't be forced.
So he threw out a booklet with pictures on it.
"Learn by yourself in half an hour. When you are ready, start dancing. We will eat first!"
Jiang Yantian said this and ignored him.
Poor Lin Yunfei was holding a booklet and surrounded by a group of pink dancers.
Squatting there and flipping through the booklet.
The booklet describes it very clearly.
The expressions and movements are very realistic.
Lin Yunfei was lying on the ground, and after watching a move, he would stand up and practice it.
Fortunately, he has great talent and can perform the entire dance smoothly.
Half a minute later, I actually learned it.
