Chapter 928: Collapse
His fingertips touched the rim of the glass, he took a small sip, and said in a deep voice, "You are the pride of Arctic Island, you must manage your household well and protect the peace of both factions!"
"This cup of tea is to celebrate you, and to celebrate both factions."
Having said that, he condensed a wisp of icy spiritual power at his fingertips and injected it into Shi Chou's brow.
This was considered him fulfilling his promise. Shi Chou bowed again.
Then, Helian Yuan picked up another cup of tea, walked towards the Supreme Lord Jilin, and bowed.
"Master, today is my wedding day. I will stay with my wife for the rest of my life and protect her. I will also join hands with the Frost Island to protect this world. I humbly request that you have some tea, Master." The Frost Saint King forced out a smile that looked more like a grimace.
He took the teacup, took a sip, and said in a deep voice, "You are calm and composed, and she is intelligent and resilient. Your marriage is truly a match made in heaven."
"From now on, we must be of one mind and one heart, and not let each other down, and even more so, not let down the expectations of the disciples of both factions."
Having said that, he condensed a wisp of snow-crystal energy at his fingertips, merging it with Helian Yuan's aura as a sign of approval. The tea ceremony was complete.
The Ice Soul Emperor raised his hand and waved, and the Ice Soul Pearl transformed into a stream of light.
It merged into Shi Chou and Helian Yuan, condensing into an ice crystal contract.
The Supreme Saint also waved his hand, and the Snow Crystal Lamp scattered snow light all over the sky, intertwining with the Ice Crystal Contract.
A protective barrier was formed. The master of ceremonies announced loudly again: "The tea ceremony is complete, husband and wife are of one mind, the two factions are allied, damn it, that's wonderful!" The disciples from both sides in the hall bowed in unison and shouted: "Congratulations on your marriage! Congratulations on the alliance between the two factions, may your prosperity last forever!"
The original plan was to escort them to the bridal chamber, where the groom would then come out to drink with them.
However, to Helian Yuan's surprise, things were different.
The bride suddenly walked towards the master of ceremonies, lowered her voice, revealed a set of yellow teeth, and whispered, "Could we add a segment?"
Shi Chou pointed to Helian Yuan, who was standing next to him with an expectant look on his face, and said mysteriously.
"I want to... kiss him blindfolded."
The master of ceremonies' lips twitched, but he immediately agreed.
Then it was announced: "The auspicious time has arrived! The newlyweds shall perform the kissing ceremony!"
The Master of Ceremonies shouted.
Immediately, a disciple handed over a scarlet silk ribbon.
Helian Yuan's eyes were blindfolded, and his heart rate instantly soared to 180 miles per hour!
"A blindfolded kiss? Madam, you certainly know how to have fun!"
He was secretly delighted, his smile almost reaching his ears.
He imagined what "condensation" would look like.
It must feel soft and smell sweet when you kiss it!
"Groom, are you ready?" came the master of ceremonies' voice.
"Ready...ready!"
His palms were sweating with nervousness as he tilted his head back, waiting for the long-awaited kiss.
The next second, Shi Chou lifted the veil, and everyone, including the Ice Soul Emperor, stood up and retreated.
That extremely ugly face was revealed.
Shi Chou licked his lips and slowly moved closer.
"Come on!"
A wet kiss, smelling of tartar, landed on his lips!
Helian Yuan: "!!!"
Sweet! So sweet!
Although it tastes strange.
He was so happy he almost fainted, feeling like the happiest man in the world!
Jiang Yantian and the others almost vomited when they saw it.
Leng Ning and Luo Biling hid in his arms, covering their mouths and looking over there.
Liu Ye and Shi Jin'er also hid behind Jiang Yantian.
The other disciples also covered their mouths.
“yue...”
Some people couldn't hold it in and gagged.
"Alright, you can take the red cloth and open your eyes now!" Shi Chou's voice finally rang out.
Helian Yuan thought it was the voice of the Master of Ceremonies.
With trembling hands, he slowly tore off the blindfold.
His eyes were full of love.
however!
"boom!!!"
The scene before my eyes was like a bolt of lightning striking my skull!
All he could see was Shi Chou's face, so ugly it seemed to defy mortal standards, magnified infinitely before his eyes.
His left eye was swollen like a walnut, his right eye was squinted into a slit, and two strings of snot bubbles hung from his flat nose.
His crooked mouth revealed yellow and black buck teeth, with vegetable leaves stuck between them!
The most terrifying thing was the bumps on her face, densely packed, like the back of a toad.
Right now, she's grinning mischievously at him, her drool practically dripping onto his face!
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"Who the hell are you? You scared me to death!" Helian Yuan jumped back.
However, when he saw Shi Chou's wedding attire and the strange gloves on his hands, his mind nearly exploded.
"Wedding dress...you...you are..."
His mind was buzzing.
His gaze swept around, taking in the pairs of shocked eyes.
Finally, his gaze fell on Jiang Yantian.
In Jiang Yantian's arms were two exquisite goddesses.
One by one, they were Luo Biling, and there was another one, who was the one he thought was his bride, Leng Ning!
Leng Ning leaned against Jiang Yantian's chest!
The person he married this time was not Leng Ning at all.
But!!!
He suddenly realized it.
"My lord... isn't my mouth sweet? And I even have snot on my nose!" Shi Chou licked his lips, chuckled, and deliberately pinched his throat as he called out.
"what!!!"
The smile on Helian Yuan's face froze instantly, and his pupils contracted to pinpoints.
The extreme horror was like ice water being poured over your head, chilling you down your spine to the soles of your feet!
He suddenly bounced backward, knocking over the incense burner behind him, scattering incense ash all over him.
Oblivious to the danger, he pointed at Shi Chou and let out a heart-wrenching scream: "Ugh—!!!"
Before the screams had even subsided, Helian Yuan was frantically wiping his mouth.
Clutching his stomach, he bent over and began vomiting violently towards the stage!
Sour water, bile, and what I just drank.
They all vomited it up.
I feel like I could vomit my insides out!
He vomited while wiping his mouth with his sleeve, making his lips bright red.
Tears and snot streamed down her face, and her voice trembled with sobs: "My lips... I was kissed by a toad spirit!!!"
"Ugh...no, yue..."
He vomited more and more violently, and finally collapsed to the ground.
She was hugging a pillar, crying and vomiting at the same time!
The disciples couldn't hold back any longer and immediately broke down.
"vomit!"
"puff!"
Someone couldn't hold back any longer and spat out a mouthful of wine.
Immediately afterwards, the sound of gagging spread throughout the room like a plague!
Even the Ice Soul Emperor frowned, quietly turned his head away, and barely managed to hold back from vomiting.
The Holy Lord Jilin was even more distressed, for he now understood the consequences of offending the Demon Emperor.
That's the ultimate form of torture!
Standing amidst the sounds of vomiting, Shi Chou, his mouth twisted in a groan, looked utterly innocent: "What's wrong with you all? I was kissing my husband, did that bother you?"
"what!!!"
Hearing his voice, Helian Yuan vomited even more violently.
Don't waste it!!!
Shi Chou suddenly shouted and lunged at Helian Yuan.
Open your mouth and catch them!
His mouth instantly bulged.
Helian Yuan's eyes turned bloodshot, and he was about to push Shi Chou away.
But Shi Chou held him tightly.
The lips pressed against his lips, filling back what he had expelled.
Visibly, Helian Yuan instinctively swallowed.
"what!!!"
Helian Yuan's soul is shattering.
He's going crazy, he's really going crazy.
He raised his hand and pressed down hard on Shi Chou.
"My husband, we've already gone through the wedding ceremony, why are you still complaining about me!"
"We should go to our bridal chamber now. I'll let you know then that marrying me is the happiest thing that ever happened to you."
"My love, kiss me if you love me, hug me if you love me!"
"Do not!!!"
Helian Yuan trembled all over, feeling as if his whole body was about to split open.
He was screaming and vomiting at the same time.
This caused two jets of water to shoot out of his nostrils!
A vegetable leaf landed on Shi Chou's face.
Shi Chou pinched it, bit one side, and stuffed the other side into his mouth.
This is called "Vegetable Longevity"!












