Chapter 230 The Disaster Is Coming

Jiraiya left Naruto at Myoboku Mountain and left in a hurry not long after staying there.

Not only is he not dead, he is also studying how to give birth...well, give birth alive.

"Why have I never thought that the lecherous sage wanted to return to Konoha so much before?" Naruto narrowed his eyes, puzzled.

"You'll understand when you grow up." Shima said happily. To be fair, he was one of the elders who most hoped that little Jiraiya would get married as soon as possible.

"I'm already 16 years old, am I not grown up yet?" Naruto found it difficult to accept this seemingly senior-oriented statement.

"You can only truly grow up when you understand." Shima puts forward the growth paradox unique to Myoboku Mountain.

The result was that Lao Ming became even more confused.

It is hard to believe that a yellow-haired man who developed the art of seduction three years ago, trained under the lustful immortal for three years, and continued to develop the art of playing the zither during this period, is essentially so naive.

"It's better to practice immortal arts early rather than late, so let's start now." Fukasaku held his forehead and made a final effort to change the subject.

"Oh!" Naruto was not opposed to training, and looked eager to try, "How do I do it? Just lie down and sleep like Luo Yi?"

I saw Fukasaku pull out a huge wooden stick from his back.

Naruto:"……"

Could it be the legendary beating training method? Also, where did they get such a big wooden stick from?

On the same day, perhaps because it had been a long time since he saw Jiraiya, the Great Toad Sage had a dream about him for the first time in a long time.

In the dream sequence, Jiraiya was standing on a ruin where huge trees were growing wildly, holding an old woman who still had some charm in her arms, with a look of heartache on his face.

Where is this place? The giant statue on the cliff seems to hint at the answer.

...

"Somewhere."

"How long do I have to stay here?" Luo Yi stretched, still feeling uncomfortable all over.

Simply... no need to say simply, it's just more painful than being in jail; if he were in jail, he could still develop some ninjutsu, which is better than wasting time in an empty place.

Then he secretly glanced at the silver-white boy not far away.

"He seems to have been here alone for a long time... No, he said he is younger than me, so how did he get here and why doesn't he leave?" I felt so depressed that I kept talking to myself.

The Lawsman seems to have his "job". When he enters the state, he will close his eyes and remain motionless, like an extremely delicate puppet.

"Isn't it really because of her disastrous figure that she calls herself a boy?" Luo Yi came closer to observe.

The eyebrows and eyelashes are a sacred silver-white color, the lips are a pure red that is bright but not gaudy, and the skin is almost pigment-free. This is simply the ideal image that is engraved in the DNA of the Chinese people.

"Instead of observing me, you might as well plan your follow-up plans." The Lawsman suddenly spoke, and then opened his equally bright red eyes.

It seems like it’s time to “get off work”.

After being caught, Lao Luozhan took two steps back, feeling guilty, "Isn't there any information at all? I'm not as omniscient as you."

During the more than 72 hours of contact, he learned that this "God" was almost omniscient and omnipotent. While in charge of the laws of time and space, he was also responsible for supervising various worlds.

"I am not omniscient and omnipotent," the Lawsman denied it immediately. "Even God has to abide by the laws of physics."

"Newton's happiest episode... Isn't God the one who makes the rules? When does it come time to follow the rules?" This subverted Luo Yi's understanding of objective idealism.

"Let's take a classic example, 'Can God create a stone that he cannot lift?' Regardless of whether the answer is yes or no, God's omniscience and omnipotence will be denied." The Lawsman seems to understand human jokes very well.

Children who have taken the editing exam know that whenever an absolute description appears in the question options, it is basically ruled out as the correct answer.

"Okay, okay, let's get back to the topic. What will happen next in the ninja world I am in?" Although Luo Yi believes in materialism, there is a god in front of him who believes in physics, so rounding it off can still be considered a materialist.

"There will be a catastrophe." The lawyer said bluntly.

Luo Yi: “…”

Isn't this nonsense? Who doesn't know that the Fourth Ninja World War is imminent, followed by Kaguya's ex machina, then Toneri's awesomeness, and finally Boruto suddenly appeared. Are the new generations just imitations of the old generations with different skins?

"It's my fault for not explaining it clearly," the Lawsman added after seeing his strange expression, "The cause and effect of each time and space, each world will follow its proper track in a logical way."

"You mean, the collapse and return of the plot are predetermined trajectories?" Luo Yi felt a nasty sense of unreality.

"Not necessarily. If you choose to give it 'truth', you will have to open up a new track; but at the same time, it will resist your interference until a balance is achieved between you, just like you and your 'dark side'." The Lawsman was hinting.

He was talking about a wing.

"'Dark side'...if possible, please don't call it that, Lord God." Luo Yi thought about it and finally mustered up the courage to ask.

Pian Yi, that guy is my former self.

When I was a child watching anime, I was arrogant and thought, "Kishimoto is just a comic artist, how can he understand Naruto as well as me?"; when I was a student playing games, I thought, "I have lived in Zaan for seven years and have both parents. How can I protect my family's household registration book in Summoner's Rift without a level 10 piano?"; when I first came to the ninja world, well... I won't mention it.

He doesn't need to be as perfect as God, or to use tough measures to exclude the dark side and shortcomings, and then act like a saint.

"Congratulations, you have now become a 'being beyond God.'" The Lawsman who saw through his heart smiled slightly.

"Ah?" Compared to having one's mind read, the content of this sentence is more terrifying than super powers.

Beyond God? Is there anything beyond God?

"It's a human." The lawyer answered without waiting for him to ask, "After all, God is a concept created by humans, an incomplete 'human'. I am, and you will be..."

If Luo Yi follows the established trajectory, uses the Yin-Yang clone ninjutsu to inadvertently split his dark side, and finally eliminates that dark side, he can become a perfect but actually flawed god of the ninja world in a sense.

"I should have said it more than once that I don't want to be a god. I just want to be an ordinary person, grow up, live, start a family and grow old with Fireworks." Now he can reveal his inner thoughts and not-so-great dreams without any worries.

Although in order to achieve it, the prerequisite is to complete "Creation".

"Yes, that's why you need to fight against the backlash of 'cause and effect', such as the return of the plot." The Lawsman generously gave a hint.

Only by opening up new paths can it become real.

"Okay! Before that, I have to practice hard! Are you asking me how I practice? Of course, it's the method of practicing while sleeping." Luo Yi said the most lazy words in the most passionate tone.

"I wasn't going to ask..." The Herald can literally read minds.

...

Two months passed quickly.

In the past two months, three new masters of immortal arts have emerged in Myoboku Mountain, namely...

"This, this is not right, why doesn't Hanabi's 'Sage Mode' have any characteristics of a toad!" Naruto pointed at the little girl in the room in disbelief.

His Sage Mode is so minimal that only his eyes change, and he is praised by Fukasaku as a user of senjutsu far superior to Jiraiya.

"Because she doesn't need to switch to Sage Mode specifically, she can also harness natural energy at will." Shijian, who was guiding the little girl in her practice, was extremely proud.

"Ha, ha, ha..." The giant toad immortal who was in charge of looking after Luo Yi while the two sides were practicing smiled without saying a word.

Everyone knew that Pighead Wing, who had been sleeping for two whole months, was the one who got along best with natural energy among all the people (frogs) present.

I just wonder if the sleepy pig-headed boy dreamed of the prophet Old Frog.

"I never thought that the traditional way of practicing fairy arts and using natural energy are not applicable to you three. A new era in the ninja world is really coming..." Fukasaku was very emotional.

For them as they age, nothing is more soul-stirring than witnessing the transition from the old to the new.

Naruto's Sage Mode needs no further explanation; Hanabi's use of natural energy focuses on strengthening the physical skills inherited by the Hyuga clan, which is equivalent to getting rid of excessive reliance on pupil skills; and Luo Yi...

"He is about to wake up." asserted the Great Toad Immortal.

Just as Luo Yi opened his eyes, a scout toad rushed in, "Something bad has happened, Konoha Village has been destroyed!"