Chapter 273 Male and Female

Oh shit, it’s actually oh shit.

"Ah...Brother, how did you expose his words!" Yinjiao folded the "Seven Star Sword" with a slightly complaining tone.

It turns out this thing can be folded, it's really advanced.

"Oh, sorry, sorry, I've been dead for too long and accidentally forgot how I fought when I was alive." Jinjiao scratched his head.

"Dead for too long..." Luo Yi caught the key words, "Can I ask, do you have any memories after death until your reincarnation?"

The Gold and Silver brothers looked at each other, and then, "Why should we tell you?" & "How about you explain what this word means first?"

Luo Yi frowned slightly, thinking that this was an attempt to induce him to say that word. How did the battle suddenly change from a passionate confrontation to "don't even mention a challenge?"

The reason why he asked was because he seemed to have rarely said "wow" (if you don't believe me, search the full text, the number of times can be counted on one's fingers).

So in all likelihood, these magic weapons counted as what he said in the school dormitory in his previous life.

For example, the year IG won the championship, they were not satisfied with trying out all 16 combinations of Mandarin pronunciations, and they also changed to the 7 tones of the local Wu dialect.

"Although the method of use is a mess, its function should not be underestimated... Let's grab it." Luo Yi pondered, he could actually interfere with the history of the real world.

Unlike the shadow clone, the Yin clone's thoughts will be shared with the original body in real time, which feels a bit like running a virtual machine on a computer.

Then take a risk.

"Brother, it's time."

"Oh! Red Gourd, suck him!"

That’s right, the red gourd in the ninja world has added a setting. Not only if you say the keyword, but if you don’t speak for a long time, or say words with pronunciation similar to the keyword, you will be sucked into the gourd.

Luo Yi's clone felt an indescribable suction force, not on a physical level, but more like a "conceptual" level, and then, "Hmm?"

The suction is gone.

"Ah? What's going on." Yinjiao picked up the red gourd and shook it. He was sure that the magic weapon was working normally just now, so why did it suddenly fail again?

"The Golden Rope and the Seven-Star Sword are both normal, so there's no reason for the Red Gourd to malfunction." Jinjiao was equally puzzled.

“So that’s how it is, as I expected…” I figured it out.

"Yin Substitute Technique"

Luo Yi's real body returned to the surface of the water, and his Yin clone disappeared, as if he had never used this trick before. "It's really interesting."

"What did you know?" Jinjiao was not very calm.

"Since you asked sincerely, I will be merciful and tell you." Luo Yi raised his left hand, "Change."

"puff--"

Amidst the smoke, a small and exquisite gourd appeared out of thin air above the palm: it was vermilion in color, covered with purple-gold Taoist patterns, and it was obvious at first glance that it was not an ordinary item.

Yes, it is the almighty Tao-seeking Jade Transformation again.

"Fuck, how come you have a gourd too?" Yinjiao looked at the red gourd in his hand unconfidently. It was big and rough.

"Damn, his gourd doesn't look simple." Jinjiao said and covered his mouth.

Oh shit, "oh shit" it's human-to-human transmission!

Luo Yi raised the Tao-seeking Jade Gourd in his hand, "Hehehe... This treasure is called the Purple Gold Red Gourd. It was obtained by the Great Ancestor from the immortal vine at the foot of Kunlun Mountain when the chaos was first divided and the heaven and earth were created, and the Great Ancestor touched the ground in the Qian Palace."

Everyone: "..."

That's what he said.

Only Hanabi felt that the atmosphere was familiar, and it was indescribably similar to the feeling of déjà vu when she fought with Lao Zi in the Land of Earth.

"Humph! Even if you have a gourd, so what." Yinjiao felt something was wrong, but he could not show weakness on his face. "What happened to my gourd? Did you do that?"

"Hehehe... little brother, you don't know, my gourd is male, and yours is female, so your gourd won't work when it sees mine." Luo Yi could recite a certain monkey's lines by heart.

"What's the logic behind this! And why is your male gourd so small and delicate, while my female gourd is rough and big..." Yinjiao was very dissatisfied.

"Wait a minute! There's a big problem with your line. You'll get killed easily." Luo Yi interrupted quickly, "Let's get back to the real fight... Jinjiao and Yinjiao, I'm going to call you, do you dare to answer?"

Brothers Gold and Silver: “…”

Is this fight really serious?

"You must be kidding, there is no way we will agree to that!" Jinjiao roared. Why is the style of this battle becoming more and more weird?

"Well deserved, collect it!" Luo Yi pointed the gourd mouth at them.

"Ah? Ah! Damn!" Feeling the familiar suction, Jinjiao realized that it was not a fake prop used for tricks, but a real magic weapon.

"Swoosh——" He was really sucked in.

"Brother! That's not right. Didn't he not respond?" Yinjiao was almost stupefied. Why did this little gourd feel more domineering than his red gourd?

"He means he doesn't agree. As we all know, 'not agreeing' doesn't mean 'not agreeing'. I suggest you learn some dialectics." Luo Yi pointed the gourd mouth at the enemy again, "Yinjiao, quickly submit!"

"How is this possible? Ah! Damn it!" The strange suction force appeared again, and this time the target was Yinjiao.

"Rhetorical questions express negation. I suggest you retake elementary Chinese, although you probably don't have a chance." Luo Yi was polite on the surface, but he was not polite at all when he started fighting.

"Swish——" another one was sucked in, and the duel with the gold and silver brothers came to an abrupt end.

The First Allied Forces: "..."

What a niche fighting style.

The interesting thing is that only humans were sucked in, and the five major ninja tools remained in place, among which the red gourd floated on the sea, which seemed a bit ironic.

You also need to create two shadow clones to help move the props.

In response to Luo Yi's return, the foreign village ninjas from the First Unit even took two steps back in a cowardly manner, and even the team leader Darui couldn't help but feel fear.

In the eyes of these ninjas, you can be strong, but not too weird.

"What amazing ninja tools! Can you let me see them?" The ninjas from Konoha were okay. Among them, Tenten came up to observe with great interest.

Buho! Hanabi's face puffed up.

"Take a look at them. I'll give them to you after the war." Luo Yi's two shadow clones generously handed them forward, while his real body shrank obediently to the side of the little girl. "No, strictly speaking, these should be considered the assets of the Hidden Cloud Village?"

"Please don't mind it. The Six Paths Ninja Tools have been lost for a long time, and ordinary people can't use them at all." Darui tried to remain calm.

Perhaps the Gold and Silver brothers hid them somewhere when they were alive, and their reincarnated bodies used them when fighting.

"Hey, Luo Yi, I'm more curious about the gourd in your hand. Can you lend it to me to have a look?" Tiantian kept coming closer while eating from the bowl and looking into the pot.

Maru! Hanabi's face puffed out even more.

"Of course." After all, the main body is the Dao-Seeking Jade, and it can be moved in the air just by thinking.

The "Counterfeit Purple Gold Red Gourd" fell into Tiantian's hands.

This girl with a full sense of traditional Chinese style not only couldn't let it go, she even put it on her face, "It's so beautiful, could this also be the ninja tool of the Six Paths Sage?"

"Unfortunately, it is not." Luo Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry. The little girl next to him was almost swollen like a puffer fish.

"I heard you just say that your gourd is more powerful than the red gourd of the Six Paths Sage, and it looks so too. Could you explain it to us?" Royal sister Samui also came over, with no malice, out of pure curiosity.

"This... is a bit troublesome and time-consuming to explain, so let's go back first." Luo Yi took a half step back.

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He really didn't know how to explain it because he was just an ordinary time traveler.

If I have to say, after the Yin clone experienced the "concept" of the red gourd, the main body seemed to learn the "magic weapon forging" as a matter of course; and the Tao-Seeking Jade itself is an existence between energy and entity, with strong plasticity, so it is not difficult to temporarily give it the function of a magic weapon.

As for the power of the magic weapon, my "copycat" is better than your "tribute"!

"Okay... another question, how did you raise the gold and silver brothers? Are they just sealed inside?" Samui was more concerned about the battle situation than curiosity.

"As you can see, they have the Nine-Tails' Chakra. I will try to recover the Tailed Beast's Chakra and wait for Sasuke and the others to cancel the Impure World Reincarnation and allow them to return to the Pure Land."

"I see."

It’s a pity that I haven’t had the chance to experience the banana fan and amber vase, otherwise Luoyi might have the opportunity to replicate the Shanzhai Zhiyang Banana Fan and Shanzhai Mutton Fat Jade Vase.

Fortunately, he did not waste time, because the intelligence from the front line immediately required them to rush to the next battlefield immediately.

"A new army of Impure World Reincarnation and White Zetsu has appeared! Among them are Hyuga Hizashi and Kato Dan from Konoha!"