Chapter 341 Fun here
A dream of going back?
There was no doubt that the little girl meant the dream of returning to the ninja world, but years of experience in the second dimension told Luo Yi that it would be stupid to just treat it as an ordinary dream.
Coupled with the fact that the Lawsman-sama is a "divine oracle" with a hidden voice, the opportunity to return to the world of Naruto points to Hanabi.
"How does this dream make you feel?" In short, ask first.
"Hmm... I can't tell." She became alert and nervous. "I can't quite tell whether that's real or this is real... Luo Yi, I want a hug."
It seems that no matter whether it is time travel or reverse travel, the first step that never changes is to distinguish between dreams and reality.
Fortunately, he and Hanabi already have a deep emotional foundation.
"Yeah~ As expected, Luo Yi is real." Although I don't know how she confirmed it through the hug.
However, when he saw the little girl rubbing her neck until her hair sprouted, he finally showed an expression of relief and peace of mind.
It turned out that she was worried until she returned home.
"Tell me about your dream while I still remember it." Hanabi paused for a while before she remembered that her young fiancé seemed to take that dream very seriously.
It was in the first second when the moon emitted red light that Luo Yi opened the portal and rushed to her side, and the dream just now seemed to be frozen at that moment.
Yes, "freeze frame".
"In the dream, I couldn't move, but luckily I could use my Byakugan, so I observed the situation nearby."
Outside the tent was a huge tree with tangled roots, which almost wrapped the entire camp into a hollow ball, leaving only a hole through which the moon could be seen.
"You looked at the moon?"
"Well, the moon has become like Sister Quan's eyes, but the moon is bigger, looks scarier, and glows red..."
Same as Izumi, it should be referring to the Rinnegan with magatama, and the red light indicates that the Infinite Tsukuyomi is being activated.
Wait, this spell took too long, didn't it take half a minute in the original work? They had already traveled to the real world for most of the day.
"It is not necessary to rule out the possibility that Madara relied on Hashirama's body to extend his endurance. Those who are supposed to be hit have already been hit, and those who are not going to be hit will not miss because of using their skills for a little longer."
"Luo Yi? You seem to be very serious about this dream... Unfortunately, although I stayed in the dream for a long time, it seems that there is only one picture."
A picture...freeze frame...that’s right.
"Hanabi, do you remember the position of the moon? I mean the angle of the moon when looking at the sky from the camp."
There was a full moon on the night of the decisive battle, rising at exactly 18:00 and setting at 6:00 the next day, just like the sun rising in the east and setting in the west.
"Well, almost due south, the highest position." Huahuo pecked her head twice.
The battlefield is located in the northern temperate zone of the earth, north of the Tropic of Cancer, so the moon always appears in the southern half of the night sky, drawing an arc-shaped trajectory.
Due south, that is around 0:00, when Madara just started to perform the spell!
Because of his and Hanabi's travel back in time, was the time in the Ninja World "paused"? No, when they left the Naruto world, there were no trees outside the camp. "The Birth of the God and the World of Trees" was launched after the Infinite Tsukuyomi.
So the conclusion is that time is still flowing, but the "flow speed" of time in the two worlds is different.
Most of the day in the real world only takes half a minute or less in the ninja world.
Referring to the Tsukuyomi that Itachi performed on Kakashi three years ago in the original work, the three days and three nights in the illusion actually only passed for a few seconds.
At least I don't have to worry about missing Black Zetsu's "passing and stabbing segment", and now I can concentrate on finding a way to return to the Naruto world with the little girl.
...
Fireworks has really recovered.
Specifically, he shows strong curiosity and interest in the real world where Luo Yi lives.
"Don't tell my mother-in-law, I was actually so confused this morning that I didn't know what I was doing..." I sincerely hoped that I didn't leave a bad impression of being stupid.
"It could also be that the lights in Ginza are too bright and are dazzling to my eyes." Luo Yi was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
After coming to reality, the Byakugan became sensitive to light, and the brightness that ordinary people thought was just right was a bit dazzling to Hanabi.
If I remember correctly, the Lawsman who is suspected to have albinism always wears sunglasses when he is outdoors.
"Oh, yes, the house we went to was so big and lively. Was there any memorial service today?" Unfortunately, I was not in good condition at that time, so I couldn't walk around and take a good look.
"Our place is considered a well-known tourist city with many colleges and universities. It is normal to go shopping during holidays and good weather." Luo Yi was not surprised, as it has been like this since he was a child.
"Hmm... city? University? Shopping?" The girl started to feel dizzy again after getting so many new words in one breath.
Okay, let’s get to the required part of explaining the terms for reverse wearing.
Fortunately, Naruto has incorporated many modern elements, so many things are not difficult to explain. For example, the city is a ninja village that is magnified dozens or hundreds of times, and the high school is an advanced professional version of the ninja school, and...
"I wanted to ask this this morning. This small shiny metal plate is called a 'cell phone, right?" Compared to boring nouns, Huahuo is more interested in these novel gadgets.
"Yes, you can think of it as a shrunk computer that you can carry around and use easily."
Let me reiterate here that there are computers in the ninja world, but they are expensive and have poor performance.
"Amazing! Is this Luo Yi's computer?"
"I have computers. Here, this one and this one. The bigger one is called a desktop. It has powerful performance and is fun to use. The smaller one is called a notebook, which is also portable." Luo Yi poked the treasures on the desk with his fingers.
"I know this. The console, keyboard, mouse, and monitor... Wow, this monitor is so big and flat. Can it really display the image?"
"Rather, it's better to say that Konoha's big-headed computer is a museum collection that is almost extinct here."
Thinking about the time when Naruto was first serialized, it fits the historical context.
"I thought about the big piece of black glass in the living room. Is it my parents-in-law's computer?"
"That's a TV, a decoration that is rarely turned on a year. Even I don't understand how to use digital TV nowadays. Dad occasionally uses it to play games."
During lunch, Luo's father wanted to turn on the TV to liven up the atmosphere, but he thought that the recent news focuses were all about war and various disasters, including the little girl's hometown.
Afraid that she would be saddened by the scene, I gave up the idea.
When I turn on the computer, the screen is clean and tidy. If it is the one in my parents' room, it will be full of pop-up windows if it has been installed with all kinds of messy software from the web.
There must also be scenes of island countries with half of their land scorched.
"In Konoha, computers are office supplies, but here, the main function of computers is probably entertainment. I have a lot of games, do you want to try them?" Luo Yi adjusted the display screen to a height and angle suitable for the little girl.
By the way, I quickly pressed the 0神 shortcut on the desktop: Shift+Del+Enter.
...
Then I played for an hour and a half.
Luo Yi: “…”
Something seems wrong?
While the ninja world was at a critical moment of life and death, he was at home teaching Hanabi that the Pea Shooter could be planted in the last column to maximize the range.
But seeing how absorbed the little girl was in playing, he couldn't bear to suddenly wake up and say something like "brave girl, go save the world!"
She is guarding her backyard in Plants vs. Zombies.
"You two, get ready to wash your hands and eat!" Father Luo's voice came from downstairs.
With this voice, if he were in the army, he would definitely be the human loudspeaker in the kitchen squad.
"I went to the supermarket again this afternoon and bought some easily digestible vegetables. I cooked the rice a little softer, I hope it suits your taste." This is the strength of a home-loving father.
"Thank you, Grandpa!" Hanabi wanted to bow to express her gratitude even though she was sitting.
"I held back and didn't say anything at noon, but your calling me 'father-in-law' made me feel itchy all over." Father Luo didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Who among the family members would understand? An elementary school girl is regarded as the daughter-in-law of the family and she even calls herself father-in-law. Is this something that should happen in the 21st century?
I feel like the Commission for Discipline Inspection will come to my door at any time.
Luo's mother was extremely happy and was delighted that the little girl called her mother-in-law.
"Eh? Sorry, what should I call you then?" Hanabi was embarrassed for a moment, not expecting to cause trouble to her elders.
Luo Yi took the opportunity to interject, "That's easy. You can add a surname in front and call him 'Eunuch Luo'."
Luo's father choked on his food and said, "Little Luo Butou! I think you are itching for trouble. If I were your father-in-law, where would you come from?"
The little girl tilted her head. She could understand each word of the conversation, but not when they were put together.
Why did the father-in-law react so strongly to the mention of his surname? And does whether he is a father-in-law have anything to do with Luo Yi's birth?












