Chapter 346 E-sports Fireworks
The facts proved unexpectedly but reasonably that Huo Huo's e-sports talent was a bit scary.
With the mouse and keyboard skills she learned from Plants vs. Zombies, she can get started with MOBA online games in just half an hour of human-computer play.
"The attacks and skills are too slow. Apart from the difficulty in adapting to the animation speed, everything else is fine." Listen, is this human language?
What's even more outrageous is that the little girl adjusted the sensitivity of the mouse to a terrifying 3200dpi.
"Are you... sure you want to do something so exciting?" Luo Yi had never seen the breathing light of his mouse turn the highest level purple.
"Yeah, this is more comfortable." Hanabi nodded seriously and cutely.
As hardcore elementary school students, Luo Yi and his friends never lacked game accounts. So he gave his main account with all heroes to the little girl and logged into one of the small accounts himself.
Don’t ask him why he opened so many accounts. The reason is that he is a Zaun pianist performing his piano skills, and he still has something to play when he was banned by Tiandao.
By the way, the main ID is [PikapiPikachu] and the secondary ID is [SquirtleSquirtle].
So, he gave the desktop to Hua Huo and played with the laptop. Of course, the keyboard was a temporary mechanical keyboard from his father, and the same went for the mouse (he only dared to use 400dpi sensitivity).
How long has it been since I last logged into the game? Even without counting the time in the Ninja World, it has been at least two and a half years. The new heroes are more unfamiliar than the last.
"Let's just play for a while, Huo Huo, can you invite people, that is..." Luo Yi was about to explain the operation method when he noticed the team invitation in the lower right corner of the screen, and accepted it without thinking.
Immediately afterwards…
"Hey, Lao Luo, are you in a double row with uncle? Add me a flexible position!" A rude boy's voice with a duck voice came from the external speaker of the laptop.
After taking a closer look, I noticed that although the landlord's ID also had the word "卡" in it, his name was "Snorlax Snorlax".
"Lao... Liang?" It took Luo Yi three seconds to react. This was the voice of his best friend before his voice change.
"Why do you sound like you've seen a ghost? Oh, yes, hello uncle. I'm going to trouble you to help me get points again today!" The other party was really good at it.
"Luo Yi?" Of course Hua Huo heard it too.
"It's a girl's voice! Aren't you at home?" Lao Liang got excited instantly and kept talking on the microphone, making a lot of noise.
"At home, my dad went back to work overtime after lunch, so I'm the one taking her out to play today." Luo Yi quickly turned down the volume.
Lao Liang has always been a bully since he was a child. How could he have such a friend?
"It's not important!" The voice on the other side made Lao Luo suspect that the volume control button was malfunctioning. "How did you get sisters as an only child? Tell me, did you secretly bring your sister home to play while your uncle and aunt were away?"
"Ah, this...she is, she is..." Luo Yi wiped his forehead. He could make up a distant relative or something like that, but it was really hard for him to fool his good friend.
"It's my fiancée." Hanabi's statement was stunning.
Lao Liang: “…”
Very quickly, Kabika Kabimon's status switched from "online" to "busy", and more than two minutes passed before it switched back to "online".
"Well, sorry for the intrusion. I was not dressed properly just now. Now I have changed my clothes and even tied my red scarf." The male duck voice was abrupt and serious. "Hello, sister-in-law, my name is Liang Qilun, and I am a good pigeon of Luoyi."
"Oh? Oh... Hello, my name is Ri... My name is Xiangyan." Huahuo paused and typed Chinese characters in the chat interface.
"What a cute name! When did you get together?" Lao Liang was no longer in the mood to play games, his gossipy heart was burning.
"Three years ago." The little girl answered honestly.
"Snapped--"
The crisp sound of keyboard tapping.
Lao Liang roared, "You are such a dishonest boy. You have kept it a secret from me for so long. Where is her sister? When will she come out to see me? How about today?"
"No, no, no, Hua...Xiaoyan and I haven't been feeling well these two days, so we won't go out." Luo Yi quickly refused.
The ninja world is already in a critical situation. If any more complications arise now, Kaguya's third child (referring to Black Zetsu) will succeed.
"Yes, the H1N1 flu is quite serious recently. No one in the class showed up last week. Let's meet at school tomorrow. By the way, which school does your sister go to? Could it be that we..."
"No, no, Xiaoyan has been living abroad since she was a child. She returned to China because it's so chaotic out there. She will consider transferring to another school or further studies later."
This is not nonsense. Luo's father did use his channels to handle immigration and admission matters for Hua Huo, and he briefly mentioned it at the dinner table yesterday.
Is this also part of "falsifying history"?
As far as Luo Yi can remember, in recent years, quite a few foreigners have obtained citizenship as refugees, so it was reasonable for a little girl to take advantage of the situation.
"Wow, it's a combination of Chinese and foreign! Are you going to give birth to a mixed-race baby?" There are also cases of Lao Liang's relatives marrying outside the family.
"No, I'm a yellow man." Luo Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Compared to being mixed-race, isn’t “mixed world” a little more outrageous?
"That is…"
"Okay, shut up. Do you want to play or not?" After answering for a long time, Luo Yi's mouth was dry. If he let this guy continue asking, who knows if the little girl would reveal some shocking news.
"Play, play, play. Damn it, I should have logged off just now. My precious anti-addiction system is counting down." The homeowner, Lao Liang, clicked the queue button with a sad face.
Just to clarify, Luo Yi took Hanabi to play with the Crying Bear Alliance not just for entertainment, but to verify whether "team spirit" is the key to their return to the ninja world.
So the three of them took charge of the bottom lane and the jungle, Luo Yi as ADC, Hua Huo as support, and Lao Liang as jungler.
[Teammate A]: What does it mean to choose a fist girl as the support?
[Squirtle]: Don't worry, she is a very good fist sister and can play in any position.
That's right, after a short human-computer test, Luo Yi found that the little girl is good at fighting against heroes with bare hands, such as Fist Sister, Busy Monk, and Wrist Howl, who are extremely strong and every punch hits the flesh.
On the contrary, ninja-type heroes such as Zed, Akali, and Kennen are slightly inferior.
[Teammate B]: Okay, just look at the ID and you can tell it’s a group of three elementary school students. It’s the Welfare Bureau on the opposite side, so let’s quickly make 15 shots.
After 15 minutes, the other side surrendered.
"Sister... no, sister! Big sister! Please accept my knees and take me away from the bronze hell!" Lao Liang sprayed the microphone again.
It feels like saliva can fly out of the computer speaker along the network cable.
In this game, the opposing bottom lane duo also couldn't come down from the sky, and occasionally they had to deal with the jungler as well.
Each of Hua Huo's skills is used with precision to the millisecond level. The afterswing of each attack can be blocked by skills and positioning. Her cooperation with Luo Yi and Lao Liang is seamless.
Not only that, she can also accurately remember the duration of the enemy's vision. As long as Lao Liang's prince passes by, the big move of the fist sister will be hung up, and a Luoyi policewoman's clamp will be added to ensure that the opponent cannot do anything from full health to death.
Clear the line, push the tower and take the dragon in one go.
[Teammate B]: Well, I admit that I spoke a little loudly just now. Now I kneel down to Sister Quan.
[Teammate A]: "Initiate team invitation."
My friends are so simple and unpretentious. If they have strength, they are the real deal.
[Squirtle]: Sorry, both of you. Our anti-addiction period is over. See you again if we have the chance.
[Teammate B]: Waqu is really an elementary school student?!
[Teammate A]: It seems so. He can lead our elementary school students very well.
...
After saying hello to Lao Liang and exiting Yingxiong Lianmeng, Luo Yi and Hua Huo opened sbeam and played a two-player game that claims "the highest configuration of the game is a playmate". The two players played the role of a couple who were in a mid-life crisis and had conflicts.
Is this game really suitable for unmarried couples?
"Luo Yi, will we have unpleasant conflicts in the future like Cody and Xiaomei?" Sure enough, Huo Huo was reminded of the past by the scene.
"Well, life is about the daily necessities of life, and it is full of ups and downs. People often have conflicts with themselves, let alone other people." Luo Yi thought about it and gave a relatively neutral answer.
"I don't want to quarrel with Luo Yi, especially like them, attacking each other over trivial matters." The little girl was ignorant and serious.
"I don't want to either." Luo Yi freed his hand and pinched her cheek, "Because Hua Huo is very cute, I don't want to see Hua Huo unhappy."
The young fiancée blushed suddenly.
Hehe, revenge was successful.
"I also... hope Luo Yi is happy every day. So, so when the war is over, I want to live a good life with Luo Yi every day, whether in that world or here."












