Chapter 394 Deep Thinking

Buhao.

In Luo Yi's decades of "subjective life experience", once his mother showed such an expression, he knew that something serious was going to happen.

The key is that he still can't ask, "Teacher, what happened to my kidney?"

"This, this is not a help. I am helpless too." Fortunately, Luo Yi has an endless supply of universal conversation voice packs.

Luo's mother stared at him for a long time, and after repeatedly confirming that there were two quilts on the bed, she sighed and said, "There's nothing I can do. Children nowadays mature more precociously than others. What you did... wasn't too bad."

So can anyone tell me what I did?

"Um... I'm sorry, mother-in-law." Hanabi lowered her head and cooperated, looking like she was about to cry.

This trick really worked. Luo's mother's attitude softened instantly. "Hanabi didn't do anything wrong. It's just that this kid... lacks a little social wisdom. Anyway, take it easy at school. Some things can only be said at home."

They still don't know what "they" said at school.

Until an hour later.

...

7:30 in the morning, Jiangbin No. 1 Primary School.

Luo Yi and Hua Huo entered the campus under the attention of almost half of the students in the school; the remaining half of the students who were still unaware of the situation also understood in a few words why they had become celebrities overnight.

This is because, after registering for the sports meet, the athletes had to conduct intensive training in the afternoons in the past week and the first two days.

The lovely "Hanabi" performed excellently and attracted the attention of many other contestants, and of course there were many people who developed a liking for her.

Among them was a boy named Du Ziteng.

After he found out that "Xiang Yan and Luo Yi are distant relatives", he confessed his love to her yesterday, which was also the last day of the pre-match training camp. He brought a rose and a love letter.

So the following conversation took place...

"Xiang Yan, I like you. Can you date me?"

"Thank you for your love, but I'm sorry, I don't like you, so I can't date you."

"Wait, do you have someone you like?"

“(Start deep thinking: If I answer “no”, the other party will most likely think that he still has a chance, thus prolonging the conversation unnecessarily; if I answer “yes”, the other party is more likely to give up.) Yes, yes. ”

"Who? Is it Luo Yi?"

“(Continue to think deeply: If I answer “no”, the other party will almost certainly ask who it is, and it is difficult for me to give a positive answer, so here I can only…) Yes.”

"That's not right, aren't you relatives? How can relatives like each other?"

"(Still thinking deeply: In the simple social cognition, relatives cannot be the object of love, which is a manifestation of lax legal awareness. For primary school students, it is worth encouraging to carry out legal education as early as possible.) Although we are relatives, we are not direct blood relatives or collateral blood relatives within three generations, so my marriage with Luo Yi is protected by the Civil Code."

"Marriage, marriage, marriage..."

After piecing together yesterday's history amid the students' whispers, Luo Yi hit himself on the forehead. What kind of artificial stupidity is this!

It is also protected by law. If you search online for how underage marriages are judged, you won't find such outrageous statements.

Child marriage is legal in places where the oil dish is cooked in a beautiful way!

"Luo Yi, this AI seems to be great." Hua Huo's face turned red, and she felt as if she had created an MVP.

"You're a stick, right?" Luo Yi said with a sad face, "Wait, what about 'me' yesterday? Didn't I stop 'you'?"

If the human-machine is really as human-like as it says...

"Yesterday, Luo Yi was explaining seriously that it is normal for people to have feelings for the opposite sex during puberty, and it is very necessary for schools to have systematic and theoretical sex education courses."

Luo Yi: “…”

That's quite consistent with the character.

Fortunately, because the "two" behaved too calmly and rationally in front of both students and teachers yesterday, the teachers used Xiang Yan's "marriage with Luo Yi" as an example of legal education.

It’s just that the students didn’t think so.

Class Six (6).

"You two are so cool! Xiaoyan Luoyi, you're not going to get a red book on the first day you reach the legal age for marriage, are you?" Pan Yu, who was sitting at the back desk, grabbed them and wouldn't let go as soon as they entered the classroom.

"This...what do you think?" Luo Yi was at a loss whether to laugh or cry and threw the question back.

He had actually said something similar at the Hyuga household, and now he couldn't deny it in front of Hanabi, even if it was just to evade his classmates.

There is no legal age for marriage in the ninja world. As long as you are over 18 years old, you are considered a person with full civil capacity and can register for marriage.

"Xiaoyan Xiaoyan, tell me in secret, do you want to marry Luo Yi?" Pan Yu leaned close to the little girl's ear and blew it, making her ears itchy and the tips of her ears turned red.

"I, uh...you won't tell anyone, right?" Hanabi got along well with her and didn't really want to refuse an answer.

"I swear on the shape of my face. If I leak the news, my face will be long sideways for the rest of my life." Pan Yu already knew the answer from such an obvious reaction, but she still wanted to hear it admitted in person.

Steam began to come out of Hanabi's head.

After a while, as if he had made up his mind, he pursed his lips and leaned close to the ear of the girl sitting behind him, and his throat moved.

Pan Yu once again performed the funny expression of "Version Extreme Color".

Less than ten minutes before the bell rang, a boy who was new to Luo Yi but familiar to many others came into the classroom.

He has a slightly dark skin color, a somewhat handsome appearance, and is quite tall, estimated to be over 1.65 meters tall. He is wearing a set of branded sportswear and sneakers, and at first glance he is a typical athlete with expertise in sports.

"Luo Yi, right? I'm Du Ziteng." It was indeed him.

"Uh... hello." Luo Yi looked at his stomach. He should be introducing himself instead of saying that he had abdominal problems. "What do you want to talk to me about?"

"I heard that you also signed up for the 800-meter race. Do you dare to compete with me?" Du Ziteng kept glancing at the little girl while speaking.

It appeared, and the classic heroes declared war.

And didn’t he listen to what the physical education teachers said? It is highly likely that Luo Yi and Hua Huo had set a new world record.

In fact, Du Ziteng had heard his class's PE teacher say this more than once, but the young man didn't believe it. He was also good at running, and his height and long legs made him stand out among the elementary school students, so that one stride could equal one and a half strides of others.

When racing with this short-legged little kid who is less than 1.6 meters tall, I have the advantage.

"Lao Luo, what are you afraid of? Let's compete." Liang Qilun, who is very competitive both online and offline, has no ulterior motives.

“If it’s just a simple competition, we don’t object, provided that there is no condition for winning.” Zhou Yunuo, who was born as a class committee member, gave a shot of prevention.

"How could there not be one?" Du Ziteng refused bluntly, "I suggest that Shengli go out with Xiang Yan for a day this weekend."

Hearing this, Pan Yu sighed in disappointment, "God opened a window for him, allowing him to fall in love for the first time, but at the same time he closed the door and reduced his emotional intelligence by 65%... Could it be that God is also a prankster?"

Zhou Yunuo was speechless, wondering whether she should send a message to her teacher to ask her to come and drive them away earlier.

"The bell for preparation is about to ring. Who are you, classmate? Which class are you from?" Lin Jialei was called over by the class monitor.

"Class 9 (), Du Ziteng."

"If you have a stomachache, go find the school doctor. Why are you in our class?"

"not me…"

"Ha ha ha ha…"

The teacher finally expressed the complaints that the whole class had been holding back for several minutes, and a happy atmosphere filled the classroom.

...

Then it was a normal day.

After school, I sent my schoolmate Di home as usual. When I passed the intersection where accidents often happen, I saw the uncle in the hat standing guard. It can be seen that this world is still somewhat intelligent, but the best steel is used on the back of the knife.

After returning home, Huahuo, who was addicted to the internet, opened her tablet and watched the weekly updated version of "Mujika" to reward herself.

In the end, I didn’t hear a single song.

“When I think about the fact that such a twisted animation is the most popular seasonal show on the site, I can’t help but worry whether this generation of young people will look abstract.” Luo Yi smiled bitterly and clicked on the official website of his future alma mater.

I am sick of it. I am still a primary school student and cannot use the alumni services.

Fortunately, there is no need to log in to copy the information about departments and institutions. These are all public information. I can copy it after returning to the ninja world.

As he was copying, Luo Yi realized the problem, "Wait, isn't this going to be aired in more than ten years?"