Chapter 405 In order not to be forced

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" After hearing the little girl's description, Luo Yi's accent changed.

The voice of the Lawsman? How could it be so easy to hear? It's more likely that you said it was an illusion caused by magic.

The key point is that he really can't figure out what Hua Huo is thinking now. To be honest, at this moment, in terms of combat power, she can suppress him to death.

What if this girl wants to be tough...

He had to be handcuffed to two hard ones in an hour.

"I, I checked. Even in this world, I have reached the age of X consent this year... There is no such thing in the ninja world." Hanabi's voice was as thin as a mosquito's hum.

"No! Isn't this the key point... Well, this seems to be very important as well." Luo Yi was startled. "The key point is that this is not some kind of urban high-level martial arts worldview. There is no such thing as being able to freely travel through the world by practicing dual cultivation."

After becoming one of the more than one billion Internet users today, Huo Huo has gained some knowledge of various professional terms, which has made communication much easier.

It’s just that the style of painting is a bit weird. “I think that Luo Yi and I’s performance in the ninja world is no different from Gao Wuzhen.”

Congratulations on opening up a brand new track, the high-level martial arts in another world.

"So, with a snap, we can also activate a portal that we know nothing about here? People can't, or at least shouldn't..."

In the past two years, he has traveled back and forth between the two worlds more than fifty times, and each time he completed the journey in the blink of an eye, just as casually as when he fell into the Hyuga family's hot spring.

"People can, at least they should try..." Seeing that her little fiancé was more embarrassed than she had imagined, Hanabi became bolder.

At one point they even forgot why they brought up this issue.

...

Lao Luo finally proposed a compromise: the two of them should watch "The Last" together first, and then make a decision based on their performance.

Luo Yi thought of Lao Liang’s childhood dream of hiring an Emilia Cosplayer to watch Re:Zero with him. Now he has reached a higher level…

The characters in Naruto appear in reverse to watch Naruto with you.

"What? Such a fragmented narrative. Has the screenwriter ever been to school? He might as well show me the script. Thunderstorm is much better written than it." Less than half an hour into the movie, Hanabi's brows furrowed.

"This was written by Mr. Kishimoto himself."

“No wonder it’s ugly…”

Luo Yi: “?”

The little girl's stereotype of Kishimoto was not formed on the first day.

"Oh my god, the sister in this is even more shy than the real sister. The rival girl has pressed her chest against Naruto's arm and she still doesn't use the soft step double lion fist."

"what?"

"How come I disappeared in just one shot and a scream? Was I kidnapped? Does that old thief have something against me?" Hanabi unscrewed a bottle of Coke viciously.

Apart from her dressing taste, how is the "Hinata Hanabi" on the screen similar to me?

"I guess it's possible that if it was Hinata who was kidnapped, she would be attacked by the pure love warriors during the long time she was kidnapped, and some unspeakable things would happen..." Luo Yi had thought about this when he watched it that year.

The story of a hero saving a beauty never goes out of style.

But since it was the Minotaur who took away the "beauty", the style of painting is easily distorted.

For example, in the Fairy Dance arc of "SAO", the imprisoned heroine Asuna, the reputation of "the hardworking model in the book world" emerged during that period.

"Wow, Sheren kidnapped me, and the audience isn't worried about what might happen? This is discrimination." Hanabi tore open another bag of potato chips.

Finger licking braised pork flavor, delicious.

Luo Yi eats original flavor potato chips, what a weird taste.

"Well...even on the moon, you are protected by law at your age."

Yes, Sheren could think of destroying the earth, but he definitely couldn't think of offending a little girl.

This is the confidence that the Law on the Protection of Minors gives him.

"Okay. Let's continue watching... It's strange. I always feel that Naruto's strength has been weakened. What about Sasuke? Don't they stick together whenever they have the chance?"

"His role in this movie is the same job Itachi and Izumi have now, so he's running around the world."

"To give my brother and sister-in-law more time to spend together? That's quite humane."

Luo Yi: “…”

Probably because she was too lazy to read it, Hanabi still didn't know the ending of the real ninja world and the ninja world in the original work, as well as the survival status of many characters.

Without the fan filter and sentimental blessing, this movie is really... average.

"So I was kidnapped on purpose, right? Simply to give my sister and brother Naruto a main mission and to force them to spend more time together?" Hanabi was so smart that she saw through the main theme of the whole play in less than an hour.

In the ninja world, she can symmetrically cut the earth in half with a single move of her full strength. Why would she be afraid of Toneri, who has mediocre expressiveness?

I'm afraid that his group of puppets are not even in Scorpion's eyes. The few times they appear, they are either talking nonsense or playing abstract games. Can they be regarded as the strongest rival in love?

"And the occasional voice of Lelouch is so distracting. I'm so afraid that he will suddenly say Lelouch Vi Brittany hereby orders..."

Luo Yi: “…”

She shouldn't have been asked to make up so many episodes.

"That's awesome!" Seeing her sister being hugged by the shoulders by someone other than her intended brother-in-law, Hanabi couldn't help herself and slammed the Coke on the bedside table.

How could the girl who insisted on being "double clean" to the end bear this kind of scene?

"So exaggerated?" Luo Yi didn't expect her to react so strongly.

“How can it be an exaggeration? You have been suffering from mental mysophobia for so many years. Don’t talk nonsense with your eyes open. Sometimes you should look for the reasons in yourself…” Senior netizen Huo Huo Ling Frame started to chant.

Luo Yi feels that the existence of an anti-addiction system for minors is really necessary, as the evil Internet has ruined his young fiancée.

So when Toneri covered his eyes because of the pain, he thought that the Geass was going out of control.

Give me back Yufei from the groove!

Then the little girl added, "Or think about it, if the person Sheren wanted to force to marry was me instead of your sister, and the person he hugged in front of you was..."

Don’t say anymore, I’m getting angry. My buddy’s Yang Dun is showing signs of recovery.

Hmm? Recover?

"So, Danmei, if this kind of thing is allowed to happen in the ninja world, sister will become a woman who has been married for the second time!" Hanabi suddenly became serious.

“Poof—” Luo Yi was choked by the Coke, “Cough cough cough cough… But we just said that we would consider it again when we encounter danger…”

"Look, my sister has taken the initiative to follow the servant. Isn't this dangerous?" The little girl got excited and sat on it directly.

"It's too dangerous! No, I mean I'm in danger." How could Lao Luo, a virgin, stand such stimulation?

You know what, he really can bear it, otherwise how do you think he managed to survive these years.

Whenever Liuxia Hui saw him, he would kneel down and kowtow to him.

"It's not dangerous. Look at the head of the bed. The props are ready." Hanabi pointed to the bedside.

The number "001" on the small acrylic shelf is shocking.

She really understands.

"Hiss...finish watching! Can we finish watching first? It hasn't snowed in Konoha yet, Toneri won't come to steal our house so early!" Luo Yi used a delaying tactic.

"Okay, the film is still...an hour long. If nothing goes wrong, something bad will happen to you." The little girl poked the remote control.

"I...well, anyway, you go down first. It's not convenient to watch a movie in this position."

"Ok."

Lao Ming, you have to stand up for me. In the next hour, Luo Yi's psychological description mainly revolves around this sentence.

He had watched "The Last" a long time ago, and he could no longer remember the details.

So when Naruto started to lie down and play badly, Lao Luo was sweating.

Unlike the Sleeping Beauty fireworks in the movie, the sister-in-law in reality is holding a magnifying glass to examine her future brother-in-law. If she behaves a little more modestly, she can tell her sister in a roundabout way.

Don't be too much of a troublemaker, or you'll end up losing your wife.

"Ugh...are those reincarnation eyes on Toneri's face really mine? My eyes are not clean either." Hanabi shuddered and covered her eyes.

If someone has white eyes, covering his/her eyes will not prevent him/her from watching the movie.

"Hasn't this happened yet?" Luo Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "I really didn't know that your mental cleanliness is just as bad as mine."

"Birds of a feather flock together. Birds of a feather flock together. Although I'm not sure whether this is a good thing or a bad thing." The little girl muttered softly.

"Oh yes, if we are here, even if the plot forces us to return, we don't have to worry about our eyes being taken away. Sheren can't travel back in time, right?" He finally found a reason to refuse forced love.

"But if that's the case, whose eyes will he take away?"