Chapter 414: Colds targeting the Y chromosome

The process of a traditional Japanese wedding is quite complicated, but considering that today is a group wedding, it has been simplified a lot.

It was Hiruzen who presided over the wedding.

This old man, who single-handedly raised the average lifespan of Hokage, has hardly changed in appearance in the past two years, and his mental state is far better than that of most college students today.

The one who gave blessings to the newlyweds was Utane Koharu.

She, and her contemporary Mitomon En, the older generation in the village even seem to be getting younger as they get older.

Among them, there is a "339-degree cup ceremony" which is quite interesting. The bride and groom need to take turns drinking three cups of blessed wine, and each cup must be drunk in three times.

However, most people are not old enough to drink alcohol (20 years old), so the sacred wine is replaced with sweet water brewed from glutinous rice.

There is also a "Tamagushi Ceremony" where Shinto ritual implements called Tamagushima are presented to the gods to express gratitude and respect to them.

"Before the wedding banquet officially begins, please allow our host, the acting Hokage of Konoha Village, Luo Yi to give a speech." The image of Hiruzen holding the wedding microphone was particularly hilarious.

"Eh? Ah? Isn't Kakashi sensei here? The real Sixth Hokage is here. What do you want me, the acting Hokage, to do?" Luo Yi, who was hungry and ready to eat, didn't expect this.

"Kakashi and Mei Terumi have been living separately since they got married. They finally have a chance to meet openly. Can you bear to separate them for even five minutes?" Meimei, who appeared out of nowhere, made this incredible statement.

Is this what a four-year-old should say?

But, “Okay you’re right.”

It's just an impromptu speech.

When he actually took over the important microphone from the third-generation old man, Luo Yi, who was in a relaxed mood, suddenly felt mixed emotions.

It’s really... great that the world has become what it is today.

"Once again, I welcome all the guests and allow me to extend my sincere blessings to the newlyweds who are getting married today..."

...

Sunset, beginning of the month.

Hyuga family residence.

"From today on, my sister won't live at home anymore." Huahuo came out of the bedroom next door. She felt happy but also a little lonely.

Hinata's room is exactly the same as it was before she got married. She said that it was for the convenience of occasional overnight stays at her parents' home, but in fact it might be more of a souvenir for her family.

The house where Ningji and Kimimaro lived was extremely lively, and in contrast, the main house where the main family lived was much quieter.

"Naruto's new home is only a few steps away from here. If you want to meet him, it will take less than a minute to run over." Luo Yi patted her head gently to comfort her.

"We in the Ninja World can use time and space ninjutsu at will. Even going to the Land of Waves only takes one second." Hanabi puffed up her cheeks, "So this sense of distance has nothing to do with the distance... Oh, I don't know how to describe it."

"Because we have started a family, from being a 'daughter' to a 'wife', we need to manage our own family with all our heart, so it is normal for us to feel empty." Ri Zu looked at the moon in the east and said slowly.

Qingyue, did you see that? Our eldest daughter is getting married.

Hanabi is five years younger than her sister, so maybe, in five years... or four years, she will also...

"Dad, I'm very happy, really happy. But I don't know why, but I'm a little sad." The little girl pursed her lips, her big eyes watery.

"Me too." Rizu touched his daughter's head, "Hanabi, Luoyi, when you...get married, you won't move out, right?"

The tone was sincere, even with a hint of pleading in it.

"Of course, father-in-law. After all, I am the son-in-law of the Hyuga family."

...

The next day was a normal working day for Niuma, but it was an exceptionally busy and terrifying working day for the civil servant ninjas in Konoha's administrative department.

It’s because there are too many big shots in Konoha, and any slight mistake will lead to big consequences for them.

"What, asking for leave? Wait, these are all leave notes?" In the Hokage's office, Luo Yi was dumbfounded when he saw the thick stack of notes on the desk.

There were as many leave notes as there were wedding invitations.

"Well, it seems that yesterday, there was an outbreak of Y-chromosome influenza in the village..." Qingye pushed his glasses several times, but there was too much cold sweat on his face and the legs of his glasses kept slipping.

"Do you think I will believe it?" Luo Yi looked at the pictures one by one with twitching eyes.

"Hatake Kakashi has a cold", "Hinata Neji has a cold", "Sai has a cold", "Uchiha Sasuke..."

"Snapped--"

Luo Yi almost smashed the desk.

You are such a thick-browed and big-eyed second pillar. How can a man who inherited the power of the Six Paths catch a cold? Even Zabuza, the most honest man in the entire ninja world, doesn't believe it!

"Even Iruka-sensei...ah...it's approved, it's approved, all approved. By the way, change the reason for leave to "marriage leave". With so many colds, don't let Senior Sister Tsunade believe it and scare her." Luo Yi pressed his temples on both sides.

The physical skills of female ninjas are indeed not to be underestimated. God knows how long the grooms were kept busy until the early hours of the morning yesterday.

A small barrier was thoughtfully cast around Neji and Kimimaro's home to restrict the Byakugan's ability to spy, the kind that requires a lot of effort to see through.

Therefore, even if the Byakugan becomes a passive skill of Fireworks, all he can see is "FBI Warming".

"Acting Hokage, what is nuptial leave?" Aoba heard a new term.

There is really no concept of various holidays in the ninja world. Generally speaking, if you have personal matters, the worst that can happen is that you don't accept missions in the next few days; but in special periods or particularly busy times, even if the ninja school is closed, they will still find people to complete the missions.

For example, when Kakashi got married, he held a Western-style wedding according to Mei's preferences. On the third day of the wedding, they had to return to Konoha and Kirigakure respectively to perform their duties as Kage.

The direction of village affairs reform in the new year has been determined.

"As the name suggests, marriage leave is a vacation for newlyweds." Luo Yi piled the leave slips aside. "It's considered a statutory holiday in my hometown, and it seems to be three days? Isn't that the same as the traditional "returning to the parents' home..."

"What is Huimen? Is it related to Huitian?"

"Not really. Going back to your parents' home means that the bride has to go back to her parents' home to live for three days the day after the wedding. Should I explain the reason? Forget it, just be frank. After the wedding night, you need to heal yourself for two days to avoid infection of the wound... What's that look in your eyes?"

Qingye had an awkward expression like an old young man, "It seems that here, the object of protection seems to be reversed."

To give the overdrawn grooms a few days to "recover".

"Wait, so why did Lord Kakashi also need to take a leave? He, the current Hokage, has been married for so long."

"There's an old saying in my family, 'A short separation is better than a new marriage.' Just think of it as Kakashi-sensei and Mei Terumi getting married again... Wait, he can't be counted as on marriage leave. Deduct his salary as personal leave, and cancel his full attendance bonus this month."

"So cruel? Aren't you afraid that he will resign and run away, leaving you as the seventh generation?"

In the past two years, Mei Terumi has been intensively promoting Chojuro, preparing to have him succeed the Sixth Mizukage as soon as possible, so that she can move to Konoha and live with Kakashi with peace of mind.

On this side, Kakashi is also very concerned about Naruto's training. The day when Naruto becomes Hokage may be two years earlier than in the original work.

The power of love is quite inspiring.

"By the way, Acting Hokage, the first batch of graduates from Wave Country International University will graduate in more than two months. The board of directors hopes that you, the honorary principal, will personally present them with graduation certificates."

"Oh...huh? So fast?"

"Yes, there are many diligent students who have completed all their courses with excellent grades in two years and plan to return to their hometowns to work early."

The first batch of college students in the ninja world are about to make their debut.

Most of the graduates come from various small countries. In some areas, villagers raise funds to send smart young people to study in university. They all want to go back as soon as possible to repay the kindness of their partners.

"That's great! When more and more young people acquire knowledge and our generation grows old, we won't have to worry too much about bad things coming back to life." Luo Yi was as happy about this as he was about Xiaoqiang's love coming to fruition.

"That's true. You're only a few years old. You still have a lot to do in the future." Aoba was almost accustomed to the way he spoke, sometimes even more arrogantly than the Third Hokage.

"Yes, the world is so big and there is a lot to do."

……

【small theater】

Naruto: Kurama, can you lend me some chakra?

Nine-Tailed Fox: What? Another fight?

Naruto: Although it is indeed a battle...

Nine-Tailed Fox:?