Chapter 434 I'm Not a Pervert
"What... did you call me?" Luo Yi paid special attention to his voice, and there was no flaw in this fake voice.
"Sorry, I recognized the wrong person. You gave me the feeling of a certain senior... Uh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to say that you have a bad figure, I also have a bad figure..." After seeing clearly the face of the "senior" who helped him escape, Ka Miao apologized repeatedly.
I thought that it was La Chi senior who finally dressed as a woman.
Luo Yi did not resolve her misunderstanding; to be precise, he was willing to use up today's transformation opportunity just to make his schoolmate misunderstand.
"It doesn't matter. How can you rule the world if you don't have an equal chest?" Luo Yi casually threw out a cliché, "Okay, pack up quickly and go back to the dormitory."
"Okay, senior... it looks like you are not a freshman, can you please come back to the dormitory area with me?" Ka Miao quickly closed the computer and stuffed it into her bag, asking timidly.
"What a pity, I have something else to do and can't accompany you. Don't worry, there are surveillance cameras all the way from the entrance to the corridor, and they dare not trouble you again." Luo Yi was a little surprised at the request of traveling with him, but he finally fooled her.
It takes half an hour to walk back to the dormitory from the activity building. Even if he can seamlessly switch to the Yintun transformation technique when the Sage Mode expires, he doesn't dare to be alone with his "first love" for too long.
What's more, my fiancée is waiting at the door...
"Is that so? I'll be leaving then. Goodbye, senior. Thank you for your help." Ka Miao's tone was low in the first half of the sentence, but he became more energetic in the second half.
"You're welcome, we're alumni of the same school." Luo Yi waved his hand.
It's strange. "In history", the junior girl has never invited him to go with her. Did she let her guard down because she was mistaken for being of the same sex?
Luo Yi was so focused on the problem that he didn't notice that the girl sniffed twice with her delicate little nose when she passed by him.
...
School gate.
There are many boys waiting for girls, and girls waiting for boys are not uncommon. However, the only Zijingang school beauty waiting for her fiancé is Hua Huo.
"Did that Luo guy save the world in his previous life? He has such a lovely girlfriend, yet he has the heart to make her wait so long." Boy A was indignant.
He had only been waiting for his "reserve girlfriend" at the school gate for an hour, but he had been waiting for the school beauty for a full quarter of an hour!
According to the old sweet potato inequality, a woman's monthly salary of 3,000 is equal to a man's monthly salary of 20,000. Rounding it off, the school beauty has been waiting for Luo Yi for at least an hour and a half.
I wonder if he would be so angry that he would launch an initiative in the school forum to "kill Luo Gou and grab the school beauty" if he knew that Hua Huo was waiting at the door because her fiancé was saving her life for her first love.
Feeling relieved, Luo Yi trotted out of the school like a wild dog that had broken free from its leash.
"Are you done? Is everything going well?" Huahuo came over happily. If there weren't so many people around and the lights at the school gate weren't so bright, she would have just hugged him.
"It's so unfair that you made the school beauty Xiang wait without any complaints. Luo Yi, you deserve to die!"
Seeing this, the girls who were dissatisfied with waiting for their boyfriends began to reflect on themselves. Even a pretty girl like the school belle was willing to wait for her partner, and to be fair, it was the boyfriends who waited more in the past.
Well, a relationship is only healthy if there is mutual effort.
Luo Yi didn't have time to care about the thoughts of passers-by, but instead became curious, "You're still asking? Didn't you see it?"
The author also sealed the fiancée's white eyes?
"I don't want to see you and your ex... no, my ex? Being so affectionate." Hanabi snorted and walked towards the apartment on her own.
Luo Yi burst out laughing and understood that this was out of respect for one's privacy.
The question is, should he show his loyalty and "comfort" her? Will he end up making things worse and be misunderstood as guilty and having something to hide?
"What are you worried about?" Hanabi turned around, put her hands on her hips and smiled, "You could have solved it directly with a transformation technique, but you asked me to use Yangtun Transformation. From this point, I can see that you have a sense of propriety in your heart."
There is a sense of propriety, but the sense of distance seems to be a bit off.
Well, it must be because I was mistaken for a senior.
"The distance...is not that bad. Anyway, I'm the only one who can have negative distance contact with Luo Yi, and the same goes for zero distance." Hua Huo poked her chin and muttered with her head raised.
Luo Yi: “…”
It seems like my fiancée can really read minds. Wouldn't it be a waste if such a talented person didn't major in psychology?
Besides...well, I'm almost used to her making shocking remarks from time to time.
"Even though she was mistaken for someone else, it was still a small problem that I helped her solve. I think this main plot point can be forgotten."
They had discussed before whether Luo Yi should transform into Hua Huo's appearance, or let Hua Huo take action directly, but they both agreed that this would tamper with history, so they had no choice but to resort to this last resort.
I hope Nan Liang doesn’t know what’s good for him.
"Since I've sacrificed so much tonight, you have to satisfy me when we get home~"
"what?"
...
The next afternoon, their customized Cosplay costumes were delivered.
"All black, but with white shoes. You can't say that all the paint has been used up from head to toe." Luo Yi held the full set of "Yatogami Goro" costume and complained silently.
"I think your outfit is surprisingly good." Hanabi shook the "Cat/Ameno Masahiro" dress and frowned, "Is my outfit... a little too revealing..."
"So the most indispensable thing for girls in the anime club is safety pants." Kameow, who has already tried on the "Isana Club" costume, held up her prop little red umbrella, looking extremely youthful.
The original work of the show they are going to perform is a unique niche group portrait masterpiece produced many years ago, "K".
The plot... is a bit of a mess to be honest, but the upside is that each character is very stylish.
"Okay, let's try on the clothes first and see if there is any problem. If there is something wrong, there is still time to send it back to the store for modification." Luo Yi stepped into the small room that was used as a dressing room.
Familiar processes, familiar environment, even the air has an inexplicable nostalgic feel.
Luo Yi had cosplayed this character before, and he changed his clothes very quickly, finishing in two minutes. Just as it was Hua Huo's turn, the courier called.
"The wig and my prop knife have also arrived, as well as the backdrop. There are a lot of things, Xiaoyan, shall we go get them together?"
"Uh-huh."
Generally speaking, innocent college students dressed in cosplay costumes would feel embarrassed to act alone on campus, such as Hanabi who cosplayed as "Hinata Hanabi".
But with Luo Yi's thick skin, he walked sideways.
"Ka-meow, can you please guard the activity room for a while? Don't worry, it's still very safe here during the day."
"Hey? OK, no...problem?" The girl watched the backs of her seniors and thought carefully about the conversation just now.
Then, he stole a glance into the locker room.
"It takes at least ten minutes to walk from here to the Cainiao Station, and twenty minutes to go back and forth." Ka Miao didn't know what he was mumbling, "By the way, my clothes are also left in the locker room, so..."
So I didn’t go there for the senior’s clothes.
Having said that, she still stealthily opened the door of the small room and turned on the light.
The curtains of the small room were drawn. There were two rows of chairs against the walls on both sides. On the row farthest from the door were the boys' uniforms that were a bit casual but still neat.
The girl's cheeks flushed because of her bold idea.
"First of all, I'm not a pervert, I'm just too curious. Secondly, I'm not a pervert because I had several strange dreams. Finally, I emphasize again that I'm not a pervert." Ka Miao swallowed and reached out for the coat.
got it!
"W-what? That's quite easy. Next..." Misty water was still coming out of the girl's head.
Gather up your courage, hold your coat in front of you, and go for it!
Sniffed it.
Ka Miao blinked and said nothing.
It feels very familiar, is it because they use common disinfectant and laundry detergent?
Sniff it again.
It was familiar, with the smell of the sun, but the smell of methylpropionic acid and methacrolein alone did not seem intoxicating enough.
One last thought…
At last…
"Ka meow, where is he?" Luo Yi's voice sounded from outside.
“Meow!” The girl looked like a cat with its fur standing up straight. “Me! I’m changing clothes inside!”
"That's right. You don't need to modify your outfit. I'll come out later and teach you how to trim your wig."
Ka Miao responded randomly, then quickly put the senior's clothes back in place.
They picked it up with a parcel, right? How come it was so fast? Obviously at least...
What, twenty minutes have passed?
