Chapter 1467: Food and Sofas at the God of Man's House, Get Rid of Rats

When Leila came back with the lunch box, she found the omnipotent Mr. Jiang Yi sitting on a chair in the kitchen like a sculpture.

He exudes a depressed aura that makes people stay away from him.

After finally showing off his boyfriend power, why did it end up with such a horrible ending?

In one word, “What is worrying is not the scarcity of wealth but the inequality of wealth” – “sour”.

Even if we prepare everyone's meals again and send them to different countries through portals, we will still be greeted with question marks from everyone, and then ask "Why are you suddenly sending us meals?"

Open the jade slip again and take a look.

See the "love lunch" sent by Jiang Yi recorded by Barbara, Noelle, Ying and Paimon.

Oh! So they wanted to put out fires in various places in advance.

A dozen jealous people were upset at the same time, plus some people were making trouble, which was enough to make the "Love Saint" very anxious. Perhaps, the invention of the jade slip was also a mistake, because it allowed the information to spread too quickly, which made it too easy for people to capsize.

Lovers come from south to north, from east to west, and everyone likes different foods. Without any magical powers, it takes several hours to cook.

"It looks delicious. Is there some kind of celebration? Did everyone eat the food made by the God of Man?" Nashida's words were even more telling.

Who exactly did not receive the “meal from the house of the God of man?”

The distance between you and the God of Man depends on whether you can have this lunch!

Becoming an intellectual cat is not about wanting to escape, but about wanting to find a quiet place.

"Mr. Jiang...Mr. Jiang Yi?" Leila looked at Jiang Yi, who suddenly became paralyzed and turned into a cat. "Mr. Cat...Mr. Cat."

She tentatively called out Jiang Yi's nickname when he was hiding his identity.

"Yes!" Jiang Yi nodded, "Put the lunch box here! I cast a life magic of automatic dishwashing and cleaning in this room. Let's go out and enjoy an afternoon nap."

"Wake up and visit Lisa again."

The plan to accompany Noelle to the charity sale has been slightly changed.

"You should take care of your friend from Xumi first." Noelle, who is considerate, always makes people feel distressed. "It's rare for him to come here."

"I also met Cole. Cole and Sugar seem to have a lot in common. After hearing that Cole's master Tinari is the forest ranger of Xumi and a very good botanist, Sugar has more inspiration for plant breeding."

"Both of them went out to collect in the wild."

"Albedo-senpai and Mr. Tinari, and Mr. Seno who came later, are also working on some project together."

Noel did not feel stressed about the fact that he and the head of Mond's logistics team were the only ones left in the charity shop.

She is the type of person who is happier the busier and more tired she is.

This kind of work, being needed by everyone and contributing to Mond, is the source of Noel's happiness.

Although it was a little bit unpleasant to let Jiang Yi entertain a girl, the dream at night was unique to her.

What to do if you can't be alone during the day? Of course, create a dream for two people at night to make up for it!

The flow of time in dreams is different and does not interfere with rest.

Because Jiang Yi paid for the girl's "mental power" to dream.

In one night, I had a dream with each different girl, and thus I gained several times the love time.

"Noon...noon nap?" Laila looked at Jiang Yi who was falling on her shoulder. "There's a sofa and a guest room. You can choose!"

"Get yourself together and visit Senior Lisa first! If she asks you something, you can give an excellent answer right away."

Leila put her hand to her mouth and nodded: "That's right! Is that okay? I...I'm welcome."

Or maybe in her subconscious, the God of Man and she slept in the dormitory of the Ordinance House, and it was no big deal for her to sleep in the God of Man's room.

Moreover, the human god nowadays is a cat that can be petted?

It is my morning wish.

Wait, do you want to pretend to be asleep and put me on top of you and touch me?

When asked, he said he was "sleepwalking".

Draw the curtains slightly to block out the sunlight.

Leila chose to sleep on the sofa, curled up with her head resting on the moon-shaped pillow.

Jiang Yi stood on the coffee table and looked at the girl.

The environment was comfortable and safe. Even though Leila was a little worried about visiting Senior Lisa in the afternoon, she fell asleep quickly.

There is no chance to touch the cat at all.

……

"Huh! What time is it now?" In less than three minutes, Leila stood up with her hand covering her forehead. Her golden eyes saw the kitten staring at her quietly.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Cat." She glanced at the clock.

"It seems that 'she' is very lucky to have found you..."

Jiang Yi lazily fell on the sofa: "Long time no see, Leila."

This is Leila, and that is also Leila.

She is "Sleepwalking Leila", Leila's second personality.

There was a girl who was tenacious, smart and modest, sometimes even too modest. She always felt that her little bit of intelligence was far from that of a true genius, but she longed to become excellent, to be on par with the true geniuses, and to become a wise person that her family and teachers would be proud of.

The contradictory emotions bound her, making her dare not let go and express herself, but also unwilling to live a mediocre life. As time went by, shame, loss, desire...all kinds of strong emotions continued to ferment, and her heart was overwhelmed, so she had to tear a small hole to let her soul out for a breath.

"So, she's going to visit Lisa Mintz later!" The sleepwalking Leila understood the current situation.

"Aren't you surprised that I'm here?" she laughed.

That natural and generous feeling was something that the previous Leila did not have.

"If we are not destined to meet, we will never meet. If we are destined to meet, we will meet even though we are thousands of miles apart." Jiang Yi looked at the girl with his blue eyes, "It's not a surprise."

"Yeah! Yuan is also affected by her subjective will!" Leila supported herself on the sofa with both hands. "I found that she started to do the questions the same as before, saying 'I can't figure it out', 'Why', 'It's over'... She is under a lot of pressure."

"I knew I should take her to a place that's a little more relaxing so she can adjust her mood."

"I just happened to hear that Mondstadt was holding the 'Fine Brew Festival', so I flew here on a magic carpet."

"Didn't she meet Mond's friends before? She can come visit too."

As for the other reasons.

Of course, let her meet the god of people she has always been thinking about.

How could he appear on the sofa in the house of the God of Man, being so timid as he is now?

It must be the same as before, watching time slipping through my fingers, accomplishing nothing, and then giving up on myself.

"Her level has actually improved a lot, but the questions assigned by the teacher are getting more and more difficult, so she is a little suspicious whether she has regressed, and it takes her longer and longer to write the paper."

Leila looked around the lounge.

The environment is very nice.

The God of Man has a group of good friends who help decorate the festive atmosphere.

There is no need to guess about this kind of thing, you can know it through logical reasoning. Generally, if you are alone, you will not care about what the room needs to be decorated with for the corresponding festival.

Eh? Am I being too familiar?

In terms of the time spent with the God of Man, I can never compare to "her".

"Jiang Yi, Jiang Yi, I've discovered your second 'hobby', which is that you like twins, just like me and Ying, Ying and General Raiden, King Daichishu and Nashida, Shiranui and Snow Girl... They have the same face, but different personalities."

"Ouch! You've turned into a cat too."

The real spiritual consciousness appeared in Jiang Yi's mind, and a long-distance conversation was carried out.

No! Why are you here again... I... my dear... Jiang Yi quickly stopped thinking.

But the words in my heart have been captured by Zhen.

"Dear what? Second wife? Wife?"

"Are you tired of the old and fond of the new? Are you disgusted with me?"

"I can hear your tone is very impatient!"

"Although it's wrong for me to suddenly check what you're doing... but who made us not as close as before? In the past, Heulia and I lived in your 'mind', and your mind was full of us two goddesses!"

It really shows the grievance.

"..." Jiang Yi discovered that Zhen had been learning "tea art" recently and was very good at brewing "good tea".

But it has a more girly feel.

But did you "step on" Heulia?

Jiang Yi didn't dare to speak or ask.

Second wife, third wife...should they be divided according to who knew them first or who entered the bridal chamber first? The goddess has her own idea.

"How could I possibly hate you?"

"Whether it's me or anyone else, we say 'True' every day!"

"You are greatly 'missed' by all."

This time, Jiang Yi closed his mind and faced the "Ashura Field" that had suddenly started and had not yet ended, and he was jealous.

"Okay, okay! You're making a pun again, right?" Zhen pouted, "But you did a good job this time, so I forgive you."

It was just to have some fun and improve the relationship between husband and wife.

Therefore, she didn't pay attention to why Jiang Yi didn't respond to whether he liked twins.

She examined the beautiful girl, Leila.

The combat effectiveness is very high.

It actually satisfies many of Jiang Yi’s favorite terms, such as girl, twins, elf ears, tool man...

"Ahem! I won't bother you anymore!"

"I'm leaving!"

"Before I leave, I'll warn you to 'be careful with the sofa.'" He said this very meaningfully.

But Jiang Yi waited for a long time, but the real spiritual consciousness did not leave.

"...'Be careful with the sofa', why?" He thought about the meaning of this sentence. Just kidding, I'm not going to kiss the beautiful girl on the sofa and leave marks or damage the sofa, so why should I be careful with the sofa.

"Because..." She really didn't leave, just waiting for this question so that she could explain.

"Silusa will help the Great Ci Tree King discover your affair. So, 'Be careful of Shafa'... discovery." She said with satisfaction and really left.

“……” Jiang Yi stretched out his cat claws towards the sky.

six!

Seno obtained the power of Hermanubis and successfully became the god of "bad jokes". Did he carry out meme pollution? Why is everyone telling bad jokes?

But what do you mean by calling me "Jiang Yi"? You are not willing to call me "husband".

The communication of spiritual consciousness was very rapid, so Leila had no idea what kind of "thrilling", "speechless" and "arrogant" psychological process Jiang Yi had just experienced.

"...Astrologis Mona Megistus seems to be staying in Mond temporarily..." Laila, who was sleepwalking, recalled the gossip she had heard before. "It seems that we can try to visit him."

"Ugh! She should make this decision."

"Visiting so many outstanding people in two or three days should be stressful for her. She should be afraid of being rejected and being turned down. But in fact, it is normal to be rejected. There is no need to be nervous or concerned."

"If you are afraid that your academic level is not high enough to discuss with them, then you are too self-deprecating. If you ask them as a student, they will not ask too difficult questions."

Even if there is no one to chat with, sleepwalking Leila can still talk to herself and make plans without feeling restrained and awkward in someone else's home and not daring to speak.