Chapter 1476 Witch's Tea Party, Stories from the Past

The pink "Lamp of Bliss" with gold rims is exceptionally beautiful, noble and mysterious, with each of its four sides corresponding to a seat.

Even if it is not necessarily the correct answer, the light has been turned on.

The ancient prophecies are just small signs.

Announces the arrival of a stalker.

Scarlett, a traveler from a distant foreign country and the successor of Witch J, greets everyone on the tea party floating island.

"Ah! I'm so scared. How come a person suddenly appears?" Paimon patted his chest.

"Are you really so surprised? The God of Man and the Chief Alchemist of the Mondstadt Knights of Favonius should have discovered me a long time ago, right?" Scarlett was an exotic woman who wore a thick hat and thick clothes. She looked a little hot in the Mondstadt weather.

"The man from Zhidong, the successor to the code name of the witch..." Jiang Yi looked at the other party's clothes and did not comment.

Next to the stalker was another stalker, Rosalia.

Because he suspected that the person who secretly placed the book and the prophecy note on Sugar's path had bad intentions, he had been following him secretly.

"The Witch Society is an ancient gathering of women, each member of which uses a letter as a code name."

"We should have waited until the Wind Flower Festival to come back."

"But Fu Sheng Rune Technology Company has opened a route in Winter Solstice, and I happened to have booked a ticket, so it's not a bad idea to come here in advance."

"I was born in a foreign country, but my relatives and friends have lived in Mondstadt for a long time. They all said that Mondstadt is a free and romantic place, and recommended me to come and have a look."

“The Wine Festival is not as leisurely as the Wind and Flower Festival. It does not represent love, but it represents longing.”

The foreign woman said to herself, "I also want to see the scenery she has seen."

"I also want to come to this place that I cannot reach, so I put the prophecy she left behind in a fairy tale book, waiting for someone who can open the way for me."

"I'm so sorry for taking advantage of you."

Sugar looked at Scarlett. Although she was used, she was not too angry because she could have refused to interpret the prophecy. It was her own choice afterwards.

"It sounds like you've never been here, but you know it very well. Why don't you introduce it to us?" Ying asked the question on behalf of the introverted and silent Satang.

"Of course, but this ancient story should perhaps be told by someone more suitable." Scarlett looked at the lamp with a smile, with sweat on her forehead.

I was very glad that I was following Sucrose and not the others flying around.

Otherwise, you’d get lost halfway.

Mona held her chin, witch, letters, this power was indeed left by the old woman.

Witch B, isn’t that just another name that the old woman always uses?

"Please allow me to disturb your peace..."

"Madam over there at the lamp." Scarlett saluted the lamp seriously.

Others let the other party do what they want.

Although the other party's suspicion has not been completely cleared, he certainly did not come with any bad intentions.

"Who's calling me?" A voice came from the lamp, "...Hey? Why is this thing lighting up? Weird..."

Then there was a tinkering sound.

This voice...Ying and Paimon felt familiar.

Sure enough... Albedo crossed his arms. When the prophecy note appeared, he had almost guessed it.

Keli's happiness and confusion were visibly evident: "Mom?"

"The principle of this communication technology is quite good!" Jiang Yi said in a surprised tone, "Long time no see, Ms. Alice."

There was silence on the other side of the light.

Thank you!

You must have dialed the wrong number!

I'm not Alice!

Also, when Klee got into trouble that day, I had my reasons for leaving first, and I explained it to you properly!

Is it necessary to be so sarcastic when praising our communication technology?

Besides, it’s not been a long time.

It's only a few months from summer to autumn.

"Mom, why are you silent?" Keli asked in confusion, "Is it because the jade slip is more useful? Or is the signal from this light not good?"

"...Yeah, that's not true." How could Alice admit that the witch's invention is not as good as the magic man's!

"I seem to hear a lot of young girls' voices. Is it Barbara? Noelle?" she heard surprised cries.

Wow! How enviable!

If the information is correct, all the singers, young ladies, and dancers from Mondstadt to Inazuma and Xumi that he has taken a fancy to, and the failed attempt to form the strongest idol group in Teyvat, will become the exclusive property of Jiang Yi, the demon man.

Why am I so jealous? If I were a boy, would things be different?

Alice thought very seriously about her failure.

"Hello, ma'am. I am Scarlett, J's heir." Scarlett introduced herself.

"Ah! J's heir..." Alice was silent again.

Witch Society Codename J.

"I. Ivanovna N."

"Yesterday I killed the man I loved. He was old and so sick. He loved me so much, so I took on his fate and ended his suffering."

Oh! Now that I think about it again, it was a long time ago.

Ivanovna left the group to spend the rest of her life with her beloved.

As an ordinary person, she did not have such a long life as them, and eventually died in the Queen's kingdom.

"Mom, why aren't you talking again?" Keli scratched her head again.

“Haha!” Alice babbled, “Because this light hasn’t been on for many years, I once thought it was a call from a good friend of Girls’ Generation…”

Paimon actually heard a hint of shyness in there.

After all, when they suddenly received a contact from the ancient lantern, even the "Great Adventurer of the Worlds", "The Very Bad Demon King", "The Guardian of Old Mondstadt", "The Friend of Hopeful Friends", "The Author of "Tour Guide to Teyvat", "The Head of the Kujiri-ryu Temari Jutsu", "The Supplier of the Famous Master Sangge Mahabayi", "The Elder of the Witch Society, Codename A", "The Mother of the Loveliest Klee", and Ms. Alice were a little overwhelmed.

Especially on the other side of the lamp there is a person with a name longer and more than hers, who can go through time and space to peek into her girlhood as the God of People.

Suddenly I want to go to the tea party in "The Land of Nowhere Gods".

If he hadn't added three questions to the "tea party invitation" after last time.

What about “Who is the most handsome man in the world?”, “Who is the most beautiful man in the world?”, “Who is the most loving man in the world?”

For the second question, Alice wrote her own name and the names of many girls in Teyvat, but none of them matched.

It's so un-magical.

I admit that as the organizer, we have to give you some face and answer that the most handsome man in the world is the god of men, and the most loving person in the world is the god of men, but you don’t want to say that the most beautiful person in the world is also you, right?

This can't be right!

Logically, shouldn't there be no correct answer? Instead, it should be the name of every witch who can be invited in, so that our vanity can be satisfied.

But what's wrong with you?

Not only do you deny the beauty of our witch, you also deny the beauty of your girlfriend?

I originally wanted to use your "Land of Nowhere" to visit my deceased relatives, but I was stumped by your question.

I even wrote Klee wrong.

"Okay!" Alice calmed down from her wild thoughts, "I remember that we entrusted this lamp to the wind god Barbatos for management. You are not at my beloved tea party table now, are you?"

"Did you find the token hidden by the God of Wind, or did the God of Man open a back door?"

Jiang Yi felt that this sounded strange, so he had to clarify: "Ms. Alice, please don't think I'm as bad as you are, okay? I'm not someone who can enter other people's private places at will."

"What? They seem so familiar with each other that they can even joke around." Paimon whispered in Ying's ear, "I've never seen Alice and Jiang Yi meet before, have I?"

"..." Ying nodded, "Because time and space can no longer prevent the God of Man from meeting girls from the past and present. Maybe one day, you can read in a fairy tale book that Jiang Yi is dating someone from the past."

"!!!" Paimon looked at Klee. Phew! Fortunately, this was impossible.

Otherwise, it would be scary.

At this moment, no one knew what earth-shattering thing Paimon had thought of.

"Oh my! Really?" Alice really wanted to ask, just because you haven't entered, it doesn't mean that you, who are omniscient and omnipotent, don't know and haven't seen it with your own eyes!

The gaze enters and also enters.

Hum! She thought of a certain girl's unreasonable world.

"Eh? Why doesn't mom believe it?" Keli felt that her mother had misunderstood her good friend, and she would write a jade slip to explain it later.

For example, Brother Jiang Yi never enters Keli’s confinement room.

"Is this... the saying in Liyue, there are no unlearned people here and there?" Leila lowered her head. The people Mr. Jiang Yi knew were people like Senior Lisa, Senior Mona, the great witch Alice, the Mondstadt idol, the Earth Knight of the Knights of Favonius, or the disciples or heirs of some powerful person.

I am the only layman.

Eh? Suddenly I became so awesome too.

"What this sentence means is... things may not come out of thin air?" Mona looked at Jiang Yi vigilantly. Today the God of Man dared to turn into a cat, next time he would dare to turn into an astrological instrument in the laboratory, and the next time he would dare to turn into a girl's bath towel. The bottom line was broken little by little in this way.

Because as mortals, we cannot look directly at the indescribable spiritual state of the human god.

It seems that in the future, I will do everything like the old woman: "Hey, this is interesting, let me tell my fortune." "Hey, this is a bit suspicious, let me tell my fortune."

Ms. Alice is an all-rounder who is proficient in various mystical fields. Just with astrology alone, she can compete with her master who only knows and is only good at astrology.

Perhaps he had predicted Jiang Yi's fate?

"..." Jiang Yi looked at Mona who looked at him like garbage, and said, "Give me a serious punishment, give me a serious punishment! Ms. Alice, you are slandering my innocence out of thin air!"

Ying and Paimon thought what Alice said made sense.

Didn't Jiang Yi say that he was omniscient and omnipotent and was everywhere? The wind, rain, moonlight, and lights between heaven and earth were all him, so it was reasonable for Jiang Yi to appear in the bathroom.

There is no private place for Jiang Yi in the world, right?

Tao gives birth to all things, so all things that exist have his will.

"Ahem, Aunt Alice, there are more ladies here." Albedo finally spoke, reminding Alice to be careful with her words.

"Uh! Isn't this really just adding insult to injury?" Even Scarlett could tell. Everyone distrusted the Playboy.

Is this how the God of Man appears to his friends? But... it must be a joke!

It’s just that the God of Man has many girlfriends, so he has entered the private boudoirs of many girls!

It also means that the relationship between them is very good, and the God of Man is kind enough to allow everyone to joke around.

The God who loves humans the most... This title originally belonged to the Queen of Winter, but it doesn't feel out of place when applied to the God of Humans.

Noelle and Barbara covered their mouths and looked at Jiang Yi teasingly.