Chapter 295: Everything has a first time, and Cristiano Ronaldo is no exception! (Updated to 1 words

Rooney passed the ball back, and Tevez shot from the right edge of the penalty area. Although the speed of the ball was not fast, Newcastle goalkeeper Given had no choice. After all, there were people in front of the goal, including Manchester United's offensive players and their own defensive players...

Given had no chance to block Tevez's shooting angle, and the goal was so big that it was impossible to save the ball by just flying. What's more, there were Manchester United players in front of the goal to interfere, so he couldn't fly out even if he wanted to.

But as the old saying goes, success or failure is due to one person. There are many players interfering in front of the goal, so it doesn’t have to be the goalkeeper or even the defensive player to stop Tevez’s shot!

After Li Qi helped Ronaldo with the screen, he was pushed by the Newcastle defender and staggered. He had just gotten up from the ground and hadn't yet stood firmly, let alone found the ball. When he turned around, he was hit by Tevez's shot with his face!

Li Qi's tall nose was shot red, and he felt so sour that tears welled up in his eyes...

But no one cared about Li Qi because it was too late. The ball that was blocked by Li Qi's face fell in front of Rooney again!

Rooney, who was not being guarded at this time, was unwilling to believe it. He thought, how could he not score the goal right at the edge of the small penalty area?

So Rooney half turned around, faced the ball that Li Qi passed to him with his face, and shot a sweeping shot straight into the far corner!

Similarly, Given, who was disturbed by players from both sides, was helpless about the ball. He could only stare at the ball with gritted teeth, as if he wanted to use his eyes to emit X-rays to explode the ball that was about to roll into his own goal!

But once again, the success and failure are both due to Xiao He. In the crowded penalty area, a foot suddenly stretched out and hooked the ball that was about to cross the line! It turned out that Taylor, who was guarding the far post, fell to the ground and shoveled Winnie the Pooh's powerful shot out of the bottom line!

Winnie the Pooh is crying without tears: Mmp, am I cursed today? Or is it that the order of my feet when I stepped onto the court is wrong, or is it that the posture of getting up is wrong? Damn...

When everyone saw that the last shot was from Winnie the Pooh, who had missed the goal six times today, they were relieved: Oh! It was him, no wonder he missed the goal.

Okay, Giggs, go ahead and take the corner kick! Don't waste time worrying about this unlucky kid...

In the 43rd minute, Giggs took a corner kick from the right corner flag area.

This time, Ronaldo and Li Qi used the same trick again. Li Qi once again blocked the close defense for Ronaldo, and then Ronaldo successfully got rid of the defense again, went around the front point, to the corner of the small penalty area, jumped high 6 yards away from the goal, and headed the ball!

But this time Newcastle was prepared. Although they still failed to stop the tacit cooperation of their teammates, the defensive players were already prepared! Ronaldo's header was of high quality, heading straight to the far corner of the goal and bouncing off the ground.

If it had not been expected that Ronaldo would be the main attacker, Enrique guarding the far post might not have had time to react, but he could only lift his thigh to clear the ball.

But Enrique's clearance hit Kakapa who was unable to dodge in time, and the ball bounced back and was about to fall into the goal!

Oh my god! Just when Kakapa was about to score an own goal, Given made a great save and slapped the ball that was about to cross the goal line with one hand!

But the ball was not cleared...

This time the ball fell in front of Li Qi who had helped Ronaldo to block the opponent. With the experience from last time, Li Qi was not pushed to the ground. Instead, he stood firmly and protected his chassis, so he was able to accurately judge where the ball would land.

However, it was difficult for Li Qi to make up the first shot. There was a Kakapa in front of him, a Given lying on the ground, and Enrique guarding the goal post...

In the blink of an eye, Li Qi saw three people blocking his shot at the near corner, not to mention that there seemed to be people on his sides and behind him: Damn, why didn't the explosion point moment occur at this time? Did his brain crash from the ball shot just now?

Li Qi didn't have time to think too much, he just kicked the ball towards the far end of the goal: Whatever happens, it all depends on your luck!

Li Qi's luck was good, because because of the angle, he avoided the blockade of Kakapa in front of him. Li Qi's original shot was destined to slip through the goal.

However, because the ball was sliding in front of the goal, defensive players who had a chance to intercept did not dare to kick it blindly. After all, if the ball accidentally changed its direction a little bit towards the goal, it would definitely be an own goal.

But the offensive players don’t have this concern!

In this corner kick, Tevez, who was lying in ambush in front of the goal, swapped positions with Winnie the Pooh, who had lost all confidence and joy in life. He passed N'Zogbia who was trying to block his position, and made a flying shot, ramming the ball into the empty goal less than 2 yards in front of the goal!

Although the ball almost hit the plane because of the Argentine beast's excessive force, fortunately it hit the bottom of the crossbar and bounced into the goal!

Li Qi blocked Tevez's sure shot with his face, and then assisted Tevez to score a goal!

Manchester United extended the lead before the end of the first half!

However, compared to the smooth flow of the first goal, this goal was a bit bumpy. The ball went in and out of Newcastle's penalty area several times. Manchester United took seven shots in two minutes before finally sweeping the ball into the visiting team's goal.

But no matter what, this exciting melee in front of the goal won unanimous praise from the audience, and thunderous applause broke out at the scene!

The TV broadcast also repeatedly played this bizarre goal. The commentators and the audience watching the TV broadcast laughed like pigs. After all, several shots into the empty goal were saved by extreme means, and there was also a goal where Li Qi blocked his teammate's powerful shot with his face...

Li Qi, who was performing the virtual "Radetzky March" with the little geese, had no idea that he had made a fool of himself again. Not long after the game, his handsome photo of eating a ball cake was edited into a GIF by the general public and circulated wildly.

Sarafina, who had not been to the Old Trafford box to watch the game for a long time, laughed so hard when she saw the close-up of Li Qi closing his eyes in horror and eating a pie with a changed face given by the TV broadcast camera on the wall. She even took out the Aihong smartphone given by Li Qi and took a picture of the TV screen to capture this precious close-up shot.

Manchester United went into the halftime break with a two-goal lead and neither side made any substitutions in the midfield.

However, Newcastle, which had just replaced head coach Allardyce before the game, was probably not well prepared and had no way to make timely adjustments. Since they had already lost two goals in the first half, they should have just fought for honor and saved some face in the second half.

But unexpectedly, the situation was a bit too ugly for the visiting team in the second half...

Soon after the second half began, Manchester United extended their lead again in the 49th minute. Alan Smith returned to the edge of the penalty area and fouled Ronaldo who cut inside.

Naturally, Ronaldo took the compass step and took the free kick 20 yards from the center.

This time, Ronaldo attacked unexpectedly, with a fierce and sharp look and an explosive run-up, and he actually chose a low shot with a rolling ball!

The ball passed through the Newcastle wall of players who jumped collectively. Although Given reacted quickly and blocked the ball, he was still unable to stop the ground ball with excellent speed and angle from sneaking into the near corner.

Newcastle's goal was breached for the third time, and Ronaldo scored twice in this game, only one goal away from his total goal record last season!

Li Qi, who didn't know yet that he would become the trend-setter of the new wave of smart animated images, was celebrating with his teammates by performing a group performance of physical musical instruments around Ronaldo. At the same time, he was thinking divergently: Should the lying human wall that would be created by the future Inter Milan big brother B be introduced into Manchester United's set-piece defense system in advance?

Well, there's no need to rush. Let's go back and discuss this with the Little Geese, oh no, the Magic Sound Quartet first...

Manchester United, already leading by three goals, began to slow down the pace of the game and began to focus more on controlling the game.

But the spectators in the stands did not dare to do so. They had already been spoiled by Manchester United's explosive offensive power this season. Under the organization of the local fan association, they began to shout slogans that frightened the visiting team: "Five to zero! Five to zero! Five to zero..."

Cristiano Ronaldo, who was trying to challenge his first hat-trick in his life, and Rooney, who had 0 golden opportunities in this game, were particularly active. After all, both of them were in good shape in this game.

It’s just that the former has the curse of scoring twice and then being sealed, while the latter was just unlucky today. However, there is still a lot of time in the game and the team is leading by a large margin, so they can let them both try, after all, there is still more than half an hour left in the game!

Seeing the hot looks from his two best friends, Li Qi, who was a man on both sides, decided to pass the ball to each other and take turns passing the ball...

However, to the surprise of Little Mule and Winnie the Pooh, that bastard Li Qi, who made an OK gesture to them and promised to play the ball well, actually scored 4 goals for Manchester United himself!

In the 57th minute, Manchester United launched another quick counterattack. Carrick passed the ball from the backcourt and Li Qi ran all the way across the half court. However, Newcastle's defense attached great importance to defending Rooney and Ronaldo and kept a close eye on them.

Li Qi, who failed to find a suitable passing point, made a feint and pretended to pass the ball to Ronaldo, but actually passed the ball to Giggs who was following up on the wing.

After Giggs received the ball, he played a wall-style match with Tevez who retreated to meet the ball, and rushed to the corner of Newcastle's penalty area. At this time, Rooney and Ronaldo also pressed Newcastle's defense line and rushed into the penalty area to prepare for a goal.

After a calm observation, the shrewd Wang Laoji would naturally not blindly and irresponsibly send the ball into the penalty area for everyone to scramble for it. Instead, he shook his ankle and knocked the ball horizontally to the top of the penalty area.

That position was exactly the gap in Newcastle's defense. The back line was attracted by Ronaldo and Rooney and retreated into the penalty area. Newcastle's defensive midfielder had no time to return to his position because of Manchester United's rapid counterattack. Bart, who was originally lagging behind, was also pulled away from the core position by Tevez who had just retreated to support him...

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In the box, Sarafina, who was looking down at the picture of Li Qi eating a pie and saving it, was laughing and thinking: I made a fool of myself last night, and now I am getting my retribution today and leaving a black history behind me!

This photo must be kept as a family heirloom...

Then Sarah heard the roar of the commentator broadcasting the game from the TV in the box, and then the thunderous cheers from the audience also came into the box:

"Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook!"

"Li Qi received a cross from Giggs on the left, and in the middle of the penalty area, 20 yards away from the goal, he calmly pushed the ball into the lower right corner of Newcastle's goal!"

"Given didn't react at all. There were too many people in front of him, blocking his view."

"Li Qi's shot was extremely calm, and he pushed the ball into a dead corner... He took advantage of the cover of Ronaldo and Rooney, and this time he did not choose to pass the ball."

"Indeed, he can't pass the ball anymore. He is completely left alone with all his attention on other people."

"Giggs' pass was also very calm. He did not blindly send the ball into the crowded penalty area, but instead hit the ball in the opposite direction to the edge of the penalty area and passed it to Li Qi who was running forward at high speed!"

"Li Qi's goal helped Manchester United lead the visiting team 4-0 at home. This is Li Qi's..."

"Oh my God! I just checked and found out that Li Qi has already scored 13 league goals in the league without anyone noticing. He is second only to Cristiano Ronaldo who has scored 15 league goals in Manchester United!"

"An even more shocking discovery is that Li Qi actually has 13 league assists, even more than Arsenal's rising star Fabregas who has 9 assists!"