Chapter 290 Portal
when--
With a crisp sound of metallic collision, Deadpool was chopped away by a knife, rolling all the way along the street, plowing a long groove in the snow.
He lay on the snow in the shape of a Chinese character "太".
Standing up, shaking off the remaining snow on his body, and picking up the samurai sword under his crotch with one hand, Deadpool shuddered and shouted:
"Oh dear, your strength is simply cheating. It makes my body hot, weak all over, and my hands and feet are numb. I can't take it anymore.
I think we can resolve this fight in a more civilized way, like... how about we compete to see who can pee farther?"
Charlotte walked towards Deadpool, swinging the samurai sword in his hand forward. A wave of air cut through the thick snow on the ground. With a little wind and frost, he appeared in front of Deadpool in the blink of an eye. He rudely thrust the blade into Deadpool's abdomen, causing a mouthful of blood to gush out of Deadpool's mouth.
Looking at the innocent look on Deadpool's mask, Charlotte smiled and said:
"Okay, after I cut off your little Wade with a knife, we'll see who can spread the farthest.
If you lose, I will treat you to golden crispy fried chicken."
Opening his mouth, Deadpool let out a ghostly tremor in his throat, and said in a disgusting tone:
"Oh~ Peter, you are so bad~ But I like you so much~"
Damn bitch!!
As he spoke, Deadpool's movements were not slow. The samurai sword in Deadpool's hand turned quickly, and the blade flew quickly, cutting out a silver screen, and slashed towards Charlotte's chest as fast as lightning. With his other hand, he pulled out the silver Desert Eagle at his waist in a flash, and mercilessly performed American Iai on Charlotte's abdomen.
Bending down to avoid Deadpool's knife, Charlotte, who was well prepared, kicked Deadpool in the crotch with his spiked boots, which made Deadpool's eyes widen and he flew up three feet high.
Charlotte easily dodged the fire from Deadpool's gun, and the subsequent bullet with patterns on it even deviated into the sky.
"what--"
With a heart-wrenching scream, Deadpool, holding his little Wade in his arms, flew twenty or thirty meters away.
Deadpool stood up and walked towards Charlotte with duck steps. Before he took two steps, he collapsed to the ground with a look of despair on his face, curled up like a helpless shrimp.
Waves of sour air pierced Deadpool's brain. The unspeakable pain made Deadpool's eyes go black, his brain concussed, and he retched wildly with his mouth wide open.
Apart from the pain of wanting to ascend to heaven, Deadpool's mind was blank at this moment, and he had no other feelings.
With his throat clamped, Deadpool yelled in pain with his duck voice:
"Fuck you, Peter, you fucking broke the coolest thing on my body.
Fuck! I can't feel the presence of little Deadpool anymore. Danessa will definitely kill me. She will destroy me!
This is so painful! "
A spider silk stuck to the samurai sword on Deadpool's abdomen. Charlotte pulled it hard, and with a "puff", the sharp knife flew into Charlotte's palm and was grasped by Charlotte.
"Don't be so sad, Wude. If the old doesn't go, the new won't come. Gege won't blame me."
"You are a young and ignorant kid whose hair hasn't even grown out yet! What do you know? Do you know how many times I trimmed it before it finally grew into that shape?
And now, it's all destroyed by you. God knows how many times I will have to cut it again in the future! ! "
With a slight sway in his figure, Deadpool grasped the samurai sword tightly and ran towards him with duck steps. In the blink of an eye, he was in front of Charlotte and slashed with the sword. Charlotte raised his sword to defend himself.
Deadpool's knife skills are extremely fast, feminine and cunning, and every blow is sharp.
However, Charlotte's force is powerful and his swordsmanship is very simple.
The two samurai swords collided in mid-air, creating a series of sparks and making a series of "clang" sounds. Deadpool was pushed back by Charlotte, and the two quickly cleared the increasingly thick snow on the street.
Deadpool blocked Charlotte's knife and stabbed back with his side knife, but Charlotte dodged it and landed more than ten meters away.
The two men stood up after the fight.
Charlotte, who was covered in wounds, clenched his samurai sword and smiled at the intact Deadpool:
“Hehehe~ What a thrilling battle!”
Deadpool's hands were chopped off until they were numb. He shook his right hand and screamed:
"Asshole, you've ruined my ex-girlfriend, you have to compensate me with a new one."
Stretching his neck, Charlotte's wounds quickly healed, holding the knife in one hand, he sneered:
"You still want your ex-girlfriend to have a dick?
Hurry up and get back to your own world, or I'll throw you to the aliens and use your recovery ability to let them hatch in you over and over again!"
"Your mouth is getting cuter and cuter~" Standing up straight, Deadpool didn't have even a trace of fear on his face, he just laughed and said:
"But, Peter, is this all you have? It seems you still have a lot to learn.
let me tell you!
All human fears stem from the narrowness of one's own sexual preferences, Peter!! Actually, I think aliens are not bad either."
Charlotte's expression froze instantly, her whole body shuddered, and she looked at Deadpool silently with her eyes wide open.
I need a word more offensive than beast!
You are such a pervert!
You're such a pervert, yet you have a girlfriend!
Once upon a time, Charlotte also doubted whether he was crazy. He cried every day, was mentally haggard, forgot everything, was happy and did whatever he wanted.
Until today, when he met Deadpool, Charlotte suddenly felt that compared to Deadpool, his mental state was actually quite normal and there was absolutely no problem at all.
Deadpool noticed Charlotte's distraction at the first moment, and the corners of his mouth curved into an evil smile.
It's now!
A golden portal opened silently behind Charlotte, and Deadpool flashed and appeared in front of Charlotte in an instant.
He kicked Charlotte hard in the abdomen.
"Let me in——"
Charlotte just looked at Deadpool with a look of a retard, and turned slightly to the side indifferently. Deadpool immediately fell into the portal unexpectedly and let out a wailing scream.
Charlotte: Sneak attack? Are you kidding me? Do you think my spider sense doesn't exist?
"Oh! Canada! I'm really loving you more and more!"
He rushed out of the portal again, no longer hiding, and appeared behind Charlotte in a flash, stabbing Charlotte's chest with the samurai sword in his hand.
"This is for our entire world. Mr. Deadpool is certainly not fighting alone. This time, I am a hero for the whole world, and I have the support of countless people in our world.
No way, you don't think that I, Deadpool, would do something thankless?
Of course not. As long as I bring you back, I can defeat the Space-Time Mutation Administration, save the world, become famous, and live forever.
Come to think of it, I’m a little excited! "
The flashing Deadpool became more unpredictable, and the samurai sword in Charlotte's hand was facing the ubiquitous knife light.
Deadpool's eyes narrowed slightly, and Charlotte seemed to hear a faint calling, and in a trance he saw a bald old man sitting upright with a kind face.
The mind was restrained and became slow, and Deadpool's samurai sword looked like a stuck frame.
Even so, with the help of spider sense, Charlotte was able to fight Deadpool with dozens of swords.
Deadpool took a step back, and the samurai sword in his hand flew out and stabbed into Charlotte's chest.
Charlotte's eyes were cold, and he swung his knife forward.
Deadpool's samurai sword seemed to be pulled by an unknown force, smoothly avoiding Charlotte's attack and piercing Charlotte's shoulder blade.
Charlotte didn't even try to dodge and slashed at the Deadpool who was rushing towards him.
The tip of the knife passed through Deadpool's eyes and cut along Deadpool's chest into his belt.
With a crisp sound, a rectangular box on Deadpool's waist was hit, and pale yellow electric sparks flashed on it.
The next moment, Deadpool's fists also landed on Charlotte's chest.
Glancing at the portal that was beginning to dim not far behind Deadpool, Charlotte smiled faintly and said:
"Wade, it looks like you've lost now. Leave quickly, or you may not be able to leave. Don't forget the world in which you are about to perish."
"I lost?" A trace of confusion flashed across Deadpool's expression.
Then his smile turned weird.
"Who said I lost."
Miso——
Two sharp blades extended from Deadpool's fists and pierced through Charlotte's chest.
A mouthful of blood spurted out, and Charlotte looked at Deadpool in disbelief.
"Hehe~ To be on the safe side, I was arranged to participate in an experiment. So far, it seems that the results of the experiment are not bad."
A flashing Deadpool dragged Charlotte to the portal, and an invisible force pulled the two of them into the portal.
At the moment when the portal was about to close, Charlotte swung his hand violently, and a black viscous liquid escaped and flew outside the portal.
Then, the portal closed completely.
