Chapter 297 Shuffle
【Draw】
The battle barrier between Stark and Thanos slowly disappeared from everyone's sight. Stark, wearing an iron armor, sprayed flames from behind him. He took the lead and leaped, standing in front of Deadpool and Charlotte, staring at the two strange humans in front of him with his cold eyes.
"Who are you?"
Deadpool swallowed guiltily, hid the glove inlaid with the Infinity Stones behind himself, took a step back, and looked at Stark with dissatisfaction:
"What do you want to do! This is my treasure! No one of you can get it!"
After Stark made a brief attempt to attack Deadpool and failed, he said with a dark face: "No, this is mine."
"Your~" Deadpool sneered coldly, then stuck out his tongue, made faces, widened his eyes, and his face was distorted with disgust. He argued ugly and neurotically:
"You said it's yours? Are you kidding me? I picked it up from Hawkeye! It's mine if you hold it in my arms!"
If it is yours, call it and see if it responds."
Stark couldn't stand Deadpool's arrogant and perverted look.
A light blue light appeared on his chest.
"Use the card - Mechanical Voice."
der~
Hawkeye, who was knocked to the ground, suddenly stood up from where he was. With dark panda eyes, he suddenly explained loudly with passion:
"It appeared! This is the trump card Stark got when he invented Jarvis, the legendary mechanical sound--!!
Using this card, Stark can make everyone hear sounds coming from machines.
This is one of the most mysterious cards in the Earth Card Library. No one knows what will happen after using this card except Iron Man Tony Stark.
Before Hawkeye finished speaking, Limited Gloves couldn't wait to make his own voice heard.
“Oh! Fuck!
Help me, help me now! You useless Tony Stark, for God's sake! Do you know how bad his armpits stink?
yue~Fuck! I'm dying from the stink! I'm going to vomit my Infinity Gems because of the stink! Damn, my well-maintained paint is about to be scratched.
This is simply fucking me, I can't take it anymore, I really can't stand it.
Fuck it! Tony Stark, why are you still standing there? Use your invincible money to bribe him! This ugly expired avocado..."
Before it finished speaking, Stark withdrew the skill card expressionlessly, stared at Deadpool with a dim gaze and said:
"You heard it, it said yes."
"Uh~" Deadpool blinked and turned to look at Charlotte beside him for help.
Charlotte signaled to Deadpool to stay calm and leave it to her.
Patting Deadpool's shoulder, Charlotte sneered:
"So what if it agrees?" Pointing at the Deadpool beside him with his index finger, Charlotte said righteously:
"My brother Deadpool is a psychopath, ugly, mentally twisted, hateful, vicious, grimacing, horrible, crooked, rat-like, clumsy, and ugly. He is simply unbearable to look at..."
"That's enough, that's enough, don't say any more." Deadpool quickly stopped Charlotte from continuing speaking. If he continued, he would even want to die.
In Charlotte's description, he is simply a filthy monster born in the abyss of chaos and completely shameful to the light of day. As long as he sees Deadpool's face, even God will fall into disordered madness and eventually die tragically in the terrifying world of mental abnormality.
"BRO~ I'm praising you." Charlotte glanced at Deadpool with an unhappy look on his face, and then continued to say to Stark:
"In short, my brother Deadpool doesn't look like a good guy, or even a human being. Why do you think this bastard will give you the Limited Gauntlet just because you are more handsome than him?"
As Charlotte spoke, her face was full of pride.
My brother is so perverted and ugly, hey~ You don't have it! You want it! You Tony Stark only have the hypocritical Steve, who can do nothing but look at you with condemning eyes, unlike my Deadpool, who can also feel sorry for Giegie~
Stark took a step back. He was unable to argue.
The battle was over, and Thanos came over with Steve and Thor.
Looking at Deadpool's face, Thanos' expression showed no discrimination. He was like a face-blind person who treated everyone equally. He said with emotion:
"Deadpool... I thought I had buried you deep in the Well of Souls and exchanged you for the Soul Stone. I never expected to see you again."
Deadpool was stunned and looked at Thanos with affectionate eyes.
"No~Nathan (Cable's name)~the one you love already has a lover. We can't be together."
Hawkeye on the side couldn't hold back his expression any longer. As a commentator, he got stuck on his words for the first time.
I'm special? Do you want to hear what you guys have to say? !
In this universe, the Soul Stone was in Thanos' hands from the beginning. Professional commentator Hawkeye and Natasha were a pair of partners. They also traveled through time and space to 70 years ago and encountered the guardian of the Soul Stone, Seele. Only then did they know the way to obtain the Soul Stone, which was to sacrifice their most beloved person. Then the commentator Natasha volunteered to die...
The grief-stricken narrator Hawkeye brings back the Soul Stone.
And now...
"Your beloved one is Deadpool?!" Hawkeye asked loudly and in disbelief.
This world is crazy, even cats are bridesmaids for mice!
Thanos glanced at Hawkeye, paused, and said calmly: "I love all of you equally. Every life is precious to me."
Hawkeye: Natasha, your death is really not worth it...
Steve took a step forward, holding a shield, and looked Charlotte in the eye.
"I think our goals are aligned, we can't let Thanos get the gauntlet, he'll kill half of all life in the universe.
Even if resources are really exhausted one day, I still believe that life is great. There will always be someone who stands up and finds a way. Even if the final outcome is destruction, it only means that our era has ended..."
Looking at the limited glove in Deadpool's hand, Thanos interrupted Steve's speech:
“If we rebuild a new universe, no one will remember the old one. What the world needs is a random, reshuffle.
I don't need you to understand me, and I don't need anyone to appreciate me.
All I need is to do it now.
Wade, give it to me."
As he spoke, Thanos extended his broad palm towards Deadpool.
