Chapter 308: Crazy Multiverse 6
"Waterfa?" Deadpool's reaction was more intense than Charlotte had imagined.
Seeing Deadpool taking off his mask, revealing his face that looked like it had been fried, the surrounding knights were so embarrassed that they vomited.
Deadpool ignored their reactions, thinking it was morning sickness, and just held his head and wailed loudly. All the people present were shocked by his reaction and appearance.
Life is like a fitness game, but Deadpool has no intention of getting pregnant with Thanos' child.
When Deadpool thought about his son affectionately calling the Thanos of his own world "Baba", he wanted to commit suicide by jumping into the lake, not to mention that the Thanos of his own world was just a strange father to the child, which made Deadpool's scalp tingle.
"Peter, we two have to leave! Now! Right now! Right now!"
Grabbing Charlotte's sleeve, Deadpool immediately wanted to drag Charlotte away from here.
With a peanut between his chopsticks, the old knight looked at Deadpool's reaction and said in a dumbfounded manner:
"Calm down, don't be so excited, the Extermination Overlord is not here..."
"How rude! The guy named Sadi is coming~~~!" The shop assistant rushed into the restaurant in a hurry and tripped over the threshold. He held his stomach with his hands and looked terrified.
"What!!" All the knights present were immediately at a loss.
What should I do! What should I do if I get pregnant!
Strange Doctor: Is Lanqit's abortion pill effective for men?
"Oh, God, how could you be so unkind to me as to give birth to a child?
How can my old body bear this? This is life-threatening!
That’s it! That’s it! I’ll just leave it at that~”
The old knight with an unpleasant look on his face stood up, glanced at the people around him, and cried out:
"Take good care of my three sisters-in-law!!"
After saying this, he gathered all his internal strength, slapped himself on the forehead, and his head tilted and fell down.
There were also two young black knights who had just rushed out of the door when their heart-wrenching screams were heard at the door. No one wanted to know what had happened to them.
"Oh no, the Extinction Overlord is right at the door! We are pregnant!"
Zhang Fenglei, who flew backwards, had a pale face and laughed miserably twice.
Huang Yuyan, whose face turned red with anxiety, looked around and raised her head toward the roof.
"Let's go! Let's go to the second floor quickly. The longer we can stay pregnant, the better."
Someone bowed to Charlotte and said:
"Take care, my friend~"
Charlotte also bowed, then reached out and grabbed Deadpool.
"Wade! Do you have any good ideas?"
Charlotte said with a dark face: "You stand in front of me and help me block all the sight. I am not ready to be a father yet."
"Maybe you are mom~Peter, I have no such plan either."
"You do. If I remember correctly, you are getting married."
"No! These are two different things. I don't want to go home with a little purple bald head and tell Danessa that this is the son of me and Thanos. I didn't cheat. I was just peeped at."
"Hurry up and punch open the portal so that we can both go back!"
"I can't do it! I want to go back, but this place is too far from the weak point of the world barrier. I am totally powerless."
"How about you try to recognize Thanos as your godfather?"
"Shut up! Peter! Let me think... let me think..." Seeing that Charlotte still wanted to persuade him, Deadpool roared, then covered his crotch and tried hard to think.
"I can't go back, I can't go back, I can't go back... Wait, I got it!!" Deadpool suddenly had an idea and hurriedly took out the damaged time-space shuttle device from his waist.
Deadpool turned his head and looked towards the empty place and said:
"Each time-travel device is anchored in a world. If I remember correctly, the anchor world of Fox's gay guy should be "Mutants"...
Fuck! Of course it could also be Star Wars, The Straight Guys, or Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
God forbid it's Alien or Rise of the Planet of the Apes, that's like getting out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's den, and being pregnant with an alien and an ape is equally unacceptable."
"What the hell are you waiting for! Hurry up Wade! The audience behind the fourth wall is not interested in discussing with you which pregnancy is more attractive."
A trace of cold sweat appeared on Charlotte's forehead.
All the young men who had just rushed out of the tavern had been brutally murdered by the Exterminating Overlord without exception.
There were painful howls outside, and people were shouting, "Go! Go! We can't stop them!"
At the same time, a deep voice sounded at the door of the restaurant: "Young men, I'm coming in~"
Deadpool shuddered, gritted his teeth, and crushed the time-space shuttle device with one hand. A golden core was held in his hand.
"No matter where the anchor world is, it will be a normal world, so its world barrier..."
Before he could finish his words, a golden light flashed in Deadpool's hand and the two of them disappeared from the spot.
next moment.
boom--
The door of the store was blown open by the strong wind, and a purple giant named Sanos, dressed in golden armor, walked into the restaurant with the gait of a dragon and a tiger. He looked at everyone present with a dim gaze. In his sight, even the local dog screamed and got a bloated belly.
If it was a second later, Charlotte and her husband would have taken the child to another world.
……
Different world.
"what--"
Deadpool screamed and touched his stomach, and was relieved when he saw nothing unusual there.
The moment Extinction King came in, his friend Charlotte acted completely like a human being. She pulled him in front of her and hid behind Deadpool.
Now that they were safe, Charlotte stood straight and comforted him with a righteous voice:
"Don't worry, Wade. From what I know, the pregnancy won't be noticeable in the first few months. Once your belly gets bigger, you can take care of the baby with Danesha."
"Fuck it, Peter, don't worry, when the baby grows up, I will tell it that you are its mother."
"Heh~ Who is Peter? What does he have to do with me, Charlotte? And Wade, what do you mean by the world barrier you mentioned last?"
"Oh right, the World Barrier."
Raising his palm, the golden space-time core in Deadpool's hand flashed and assimilated back into this world. At the same time, the world barrier of this world flashed in the sight of the two.
"Watford! Wade! Where the hell is this?"
Although the barrier of the world in front of him was not as thick as that of Charlotte's world, it looked equally scary.
Raising his fist and punching the world barrier twice, Deadpool spread his hands and said:
“I don’t know where this is either. Anyway, this is a very complete world, and it is the main pole of a timeline. The barriers of the world are thick and large.
As you can see, the two of us are now trapped here."
"Damn it!" Charlotte walked forward and punched the world barrier twice.
These two punches could beat Deadpool into a pulp, but they did not cause any ripples on the world barrier, not even the slightest sound, and the world barrier was still as smooth as new.
Traveling around with Deadpool, Charlotte has already mastered how to break the barriers of the world.
He was worried that he would not be able to go anywhere if Deadpool died suddenly, but he did not expect that the two of them were trapped in this world before he killed Deadpool.
Deadpool turned his head, put on his mask, and smiled at the flat world barrier:
"Look at him, dear audience friends, he can't keep his cool at all.
Aren't we just temporarily trapped here? There's nothing to worry about. It's not like we're pregnant."
Charlotte rolled her eyes. "Isn't it just breaking the fourth wall? It would be the same for everyone."
Charlotte walked to Deadpool's side, pulled Deadpool aside, and said with a wicked smile:
"Ding~"
"Oh! Fuck! You're lying! I fucking liked it! But where is your uncle Deadpool's system?" Deadpool screamed.
"Don't ask me, maybe it hasn't arrived yet."
