Chapter 316 Metamorphosis

Why does Deadpool hate Green Lantern?

The reason is actually related to the story outside the fourth wall.

Ryan Rellootz, who plays Deadpool, is an actor and screenwriter. During his performance as Green Lantern, he was dissatisfied with the director's handling of the plot. Ryan Rellootz wanted Green Lantern to be a "Ryan" style nonsensical comedy movie, but it was eventually made into a dark film by the director.

Of course, this is not the most important thing.

The most crucial thing is that after the movie was released, the audience's evaluation of "Green Lantern" was very bad. Warner's high cost of 2.5 million US dollars directly resulted in a loss of nearly 1 million US dollars. This also led to Ryan Rellootz being dubbed the box office poison and the shame of Canada. It was not until later that Ryan Rellootz achieved great success with many movies such as "Deadpool" that he successfully got rid of these two titles.

Ryan Rellolds was already miserable, but Green Lantern was even more miserable. Green Lantern was originally a top-tier popular hero in the DC universe, but because of this movie, he dropped directly to a quasi-first-tier, or even second-tier, useless hero.

Do you think this is over?

No, this was just the beginning. The big IP Green Lantern was then directly shelved by Warner, and the day of its unblocking was nowhere in sight. Moreover, since then, Warner no longer delegated power, but began to interfere with the director's directing. The DC movie universe has since gone downhill, with each film being worse than the last. Warner was tied up, and the DC universe was destroyed.

Therefore, signing the movie contract for "Green Lantern" was the thing Deadpool regretted the most.

Seriously, Deadpool slaughtered the entire DC universe on his own.

And now a Green Lantern Spider-Man has run into Deadpool's world, fulfilled Deadpool's dream on his behalf, and saved Deadpool's world.

Oh! Canada! Deadpool was so anxious that he wanted to jump up and down when he thought about the inflatable doll in his own world that he borrowed from himself to represent himself.

Is there any revenge more painful for Deadpool than this!

No! I have to go back quickly.

Although Deadpool couldn't speak, he used rich body language to express his plea to Charlotte:

"BRO, come with me to my world, I will never allow that little green bastard to take my endorsement away.

There can only be one Deadpool in our world, and that Deadpool will never parade around in a green battle suit.

Fuck! Peter! Let's team up and defeat Green Lantern Spider-Man and tell him that Deadpool Spider-Man is the coolest!

As compensation, I can give you the endorsement of the inflatable dolls of My World! And I will endorse the product of Stay Away from STDs. "

Charlotte took a step back, avoiding Deadpool's tearful face.

Seeing the increasingly obscene movements of Deadpool's hands, Charles' expression darkened, and he tried hard not to turn Deadpool into a vegetable on the spot.

"BRO~" Charlotte said in a deep tone, with a look of regret:

“I’m sorry I can’t help you, you know, the barriers of this world are too thick, the two of us can’t get out at all.

Besides, there's nothing bad about Green Lantern Spider-Man.

If you want to live a good life, you have to have some green on you.

Be more open-minded. Although he is younger than you, he is also more handsome than you!

You can completely treat him as yourself, wearing a green hat and occupying your world.

Don't be so sad, Wade, even though he came into your world and fulfilled your dream, when you go back, you can also have sex with him!"

Deadpool trembled all over. Charlotte's comfort had no effect, but made Deadpool even more excited.

It also made Charles' expression darker and darker.

Lu Xun once said in Qian Zhongshu's "Fortress Besieged": A woman is five hundred ducks.

So how many ducks is one Deadpool?

How about two Deadpools? How about three?

The noise made by the mute Deadpool was too much for Charles to bear, and Raven, who had never seen the world, was even more stunned.

Charles rubbed his brow and decided to take charge of the current situation.

"Spider-Man Peter, Deadpool Wade, can I call you that?"

"No." Charlotte immediately shook her head and corrected herself: "My name is Charlotte."

Charlotte's interruption made Charles' mouth twitch twice, and then he forced a smile and corrected it:

"Charlotte, Wade, how can I send you two away from this world immediately?"

Get out of here! Don't stay even a second longer!

Wade turned his head to look at Riven, making a series of gestures.

"Have her become a beautiful pot boss and have sex with me, then release this video, Paradox will definitely come, and then the two of us can leave."

Raven looked at Deadpool with disgust, wishing she could kick him away.

This ugly girl is really a pervert. She can't even tell whether Deadpool is thinking about her or about Megumi.

Well, no matter which one he is thinking about, Deadpool is a pervert among perverts.

Mystique herself never thought about how disgusting it would be to turn into a man and have sex with a man, let alone be asked by a man to turn into an old man.

Professor X waved his hand with a dark face, causing Deadpool to roll his eyes and fall to the ground unconscious.

Charlotte spread her hands and said:

"I want to solemnly declare that I am not familiar with this gay guy at all, and we have known each other for less than a week. Moreover, I have no interest in Fake American Pot, and the same goes for the Queen of England.

I was still a pure child, I was more interested in money, eating and playing games.”

"Oh~Charlotte, what you said makes me so sad." Less than a minute after falling down, Deadpool changed his posture and stood up again in Charles' confused eyes.

Deadpool held his head high, glanced at Raven with contempt, and said in a deep voice, aiming his gaze at Charles:

"Men are like red wine, the older they are, the more mellow they are. Status is like a brand, the higher the status, the more luxurious it is. Meiguo Zongtuo is the most luxurious and mellow red wine in the world, making people want to take a sip."

Licking his lips, Deadpool smiled calmly and said, "You think you can't understand me because you haven't met the man destined for you in your life. The day you meet him, ┗|｀O′|┛ Aww~~..."

Before he finished speaking, Charles pressed his palm again, gritted his teeth and stared at Deadpool's fallen body, and looked at Charlotte with a pair of eyes flashing with cold light and said:

"Can I castrate him?"

"Of course~" Charlotte made a gesture of invitation and continued:

"If you don't mind getting your hands dirty. Also, this guy's superpower is self-regeneration. He will recover even if he's cut off. I heard he often cuts himself for fun."

Cutting for fun?

Charles and Raven's pupils trembled, especially Charles, who had some phantom pain in his lower limbs.

The degree of Deadpool's perversion was far beyond Charles' imagination. Fortunately, this guy named Deadpool was not from his own world. He would leave here one day. Otherwise, Charles could not imagine how terrible it would be for such a guy to exist in his own world.

What's even scarier is that this guy is a mutant.

As soon as Deadpool raised his head, Charles, with his quick eyes and hands, pressed his hand down again.

Charles asked in a somewhat dry voice: "Charlotte, how many personalities are there in this guy's body?"

"This~" After pinching his chin and thinking for a while, Charlotte said confidently: "It's probably the same as me, only two or three."