Chapter 320 Peter's Death
"Handsome?? Kiss??
Wade, your face looks more like an elephant's dung pile. Even dogs wouldn't open their mouths when they see it."
Charlotte rolled her eyes, patted Deadpool on the shoulder and said:
"Okay, don't worry about your appearance anymore, otherwise you will cry miserably when you see Green Lantern Spider-Man.
Let's put aside this meaningless topic for now, and discuss how to leave this world as soon as possible."
"Come on, Peter. I still have a lot of idol baggage. Looking at my face, don't you see my inner beauty overflowing from the surface?" Deadpool spread his hands in dissatisfaction and continued:
"As for how to leave this world, I have a really great idea."
"Oh?" Charlotte was very interested in this and wanted to know what Deadpool's opinion was.
"The world barrier is the completeness of the story, Peter~" Deadpool picked up the red wine glass on the bar and turned it upside down on the table.
The scarlet liquor flowed from the mouth of the cup to the entire bar, imprinted in Deadpool's pupils, reflecting his madness, and he grinned and said:
"Why do we have to help Professor X and Magneto? Maybe we should just join the Dark Emperor. Being an X-Man is more interesting than being a villain."
Looking at Deadpool's hideous face, Charlotte didn't see even a bit of inner beauty on his face, only his dirty heart.
Pinching her chin with her fingers, Charlotte thought for a moment and then said:
“Looking at all the stories in the Mutant series, they generally revolve around the war and conflict between humans and mutants.
Or it revolves around the war and conflict between Professor X and Magneto.
The entire story lies between these two people, and Wolverine only gives us a subjective perspective.
Therefore, what we need to do is not to kill the Black Emperor, but to kill one of the three of them."
Deadpool blinked his eyes, looked at Charlotte with an admiring gaze, reached out and grasped the samurai sword behind him, tilted the corner of his mouth, revealed a ferocious smile and said:
"In that case, why don't we go and massacre the entire mutant universe! I want to see rivers of blood--!!"
"Wade, you're taking this too far."
Massacre the entire mutant universe?
Charlotte was too lazy to do such boring things.
"Let's get rid of Magneto first, then Wolverine. If that doesn't work, we'll deal with Professor X, Mystique, the Black Emperor, and the White Queen. If we still can't leave, then we'll consider slaughtering the entire mutant universe.
The road must be taken step by step, and the meal must be eaten bite by bite. It is too perverted to set the goal of slaughtering the mutant universe from the beginning. "
Deadpool nodded in agreement, retracted his hand holding the samurai sword behind him, and rubbed it against his chest like a fly.
He couldn't wait any longer.
"Then why don't we take out Professor X and Mystique first? They're right here~"
Charlotte shook her head and said, "We still need to find Magneto and Wolverine through Charles, and then we can solve them together. I don't want to waste unnecessary effort!"
Deadpool listened to Charlotte's words, put his head on the bar with a perverted look on his face, and sucked the poured scarlet wine into his mouth.
“This is so exciting and I can’t wait to have a friendly chat with Logan.
Oh! Fuck! My blood is boiling. That's the genes of Logan left in my body. When the time comes, I will introduce my two samurai swords to Logan and then insert them into his body.
What a wonderful sound that would be!
Peter, you will also have two Logan Katanas as souvenirs."
"Logan Samurai Sword?" Charlotte was not convinced and raised her eyebrows and asked, "Wade, Wolverine has not yet participated in the experiment, and I am not interested in making two bone knives.
By the way, Wolverine's skeleton is made of adamantium, an indestructible metal made from a mixture of alien meteorite iron and carbon alloy under high temperature and pressure. Once formed, it cannot change its shape. How did you forge a samurai sword using Wolverine's remains?"
"Adamantium?! I thought it was called Mandela alloy~ As for the process of forging Wolverine's samurai sword, it is both simple and complicated." Deadpool clenched his right hand and pumped it up and down quickly.
"First, we grind Wolverine's bones into metal powder. Then we get the meteorite iron to make Mandela alloy. Then we find Magneto and threaten him with Professor X's ass to make him forge two samurai swords for us."
Oh~ So that’s it.
The method of making chocolate is to melt the chocolate and then make new chocolate.
The material of Deadpool, you can call it adamantium powder or Wolverine's ashes.
"Then how do you grind Wolverine's mandala bones into powder?" Charlotte asked to get to the bottom of it.
Deadpool blushed slightly and said shyly, "Of course I used my deep love to melt his steel bones."
So perverted!
Charlotte suspected that there was no danger in Deadpool's world at all, and that the mutants had made up a reason to deceive Deadpool into leaving that world.
After all, anyone who stays with Deadpool for a long time will be polluted. Charlotte suspects that Deadpool has polluted his entire world.
Thinking about the scene when Deadpool returned and was with Green Lantern Spider-Man, the scene was so beautiful that Charlotte didn't even dare to look at it.
"By the way, Wade, how did Peter die in your world?"
"Oh~ It's an extremely painful thing to recall it." The shyness on Deadpool's face turned into suppressed pain, and he opened his mouth as if he was about to cry out.
He said with a nostalgic tone:
"I was still young at the time, having just been kicked out of the Special Forces for molesting a teammate, and had returned to New York with no ambitions.
At that time, Peter was still an innocent high school student. When I saw him for the first time, we hit it off right away and felt that we had met too late.
I followed him home secretly without knowing what was happening to me, hid downstairs in his house and peeked into his room for a whole night, and then I often silently protected him as he went to various places in New York City. Ah~ Those were really nostalgic years. "
The corner of Charlotte's mouth twitched, and he suddenly distanced himself from Deadpool, looking him up and down and said, "Following? Peeping?"
"Hey - don't make beautiful things sound so vulgar~ How can this be considered peeping? How can this be considered stalking? At that time, the two of us were walking on the road of love, one in front and one behind.
That's me staying up most of the night, shining the light of gay love with my eyes."
Charlotte didn't bother to argue and asked, "What happened next? What happened next?"
"The story always changes so quickly, and the unexpected always comes suddenly, on a dark and windy night."
"What did you do to him?"
"It's not me, it's Spider-Man."
"Spider-Man? Peter Parker isn't Spider-Man?"
"Of course not." Deadpool looked at Charlotte in confusion and said, "I never said that Peter Parker in our world is Spider-Man. Besides, it was that bitch Spider-Man who killed my Peter. Woohoo... My Peter died so miserably.
He idolized that bitch Spider-Man, and he wanted to be special, so I helped him and made him a mutant on Magneto's lab bench, with the power of the Lizard.
Then, my poor Peter died, right in front of Spider-Man."
"Wait a minute." Charlotte frowned and asked, "So, the Spider-Man in your world is Gwen? Then how did Spider-Man die? Was he killed by you?
"How can you think like that! Of course not! She died on her own! It has nothing to do with me!" Deadpool immediately retorted fiercely.
"In short, Peter died, Spider-Man died too, and our world lost its anchor, so I started looking all over the world for the right Spider-Man."
Charlotte nodded thoughtfully.












