Chapter 329: Youth
"You——" Pointing at Charlotte's nose, Bob was so angry that he trembled all over.
Are you implying that I'm a fat pig?
Obese people hate to hear others call them fat, especially when they fail to lose weight.
He didn't understand why Charlotte, who had been playing soy sauce all the time, suddenly jumped out to target him. He thought that he had never offended Charlotte. At most, he just didn't let Charlotte masturbate...
This isn't really an offense, is it?
"Charlotte~Bob, everyone calm down. There's no need to get into a conflict over such a small matter."
Charles spoke up and acted as a peacemaker.
He was afraid that Bob would offend Charlotte so much that unpredictable consequences might occur.
These two mutants came from another world. Until now, Charles has not fully understood their abilities, and he can't even be sure whether Charlotte and Deadpool are mutants.
He only saw two people fall into the sea. He didn't know when and how Charlotte returned to the boat. As for whether Charlotte had been paddling or doing something else during the time she disappeared, he had no idea.
"Hmph..." Bob snorted coldly, not intending to argue with the kid.
Charlotte spread his hands and said:
“I’m not kidding, I can really communicate with pigs, really!
Why don’t you believe me?”
"I believe you!" Riven gave Charlotte a thumbs up, her eyes shining.
Being able to communicate with animals is also a very interesting ability in her opinion, although she has never seen a pig since she was a child...
Moreover, after a brief fight with Charlotte, she was convinced that Charlotte had more than one superpower.
Charlotte raised her middle finger towards Bob, then turned around and walked to the back, standing next to Raven. Bob ignored Charlotte and continued the tour with the team.
At the end of the team, Ruiwen asked curiously:
"Have you ever talked to a pig? What's that like?"
"This..." Charlotte and Raven looked at each other, staring at her hesitantly and answered: "I should have said it..."
"Oh, right~" Before Ruiwen could ask further, Charlotte asked the question first:
"You can shapeshift, so can you turn into a pig?"
Ruiwen's originally enthusiastic face immediately froze, and she shook her head and said:
"No, my ability cannot allow me to turn into those animals."
"Oh?" Pinching her chin, Charlotte looked Ryan up and down and asked again:
"So can you turn into an ape?"
"No! I refuse!" Riven was unwilling to try at all.
"What about angels and demons?"
"This..." Ruiwen answered hesitantly:
"Unless I really saw an angel or a devil..."
"Oh?" Charlotte's eyes lit up. "What if there are pictures of angels or demons?"
"It should be possible..." Riven frowned and said uncertainly.
Charlotte looked at Ruiwen from head to toe as if she had discovered a new toy.
"What if it's a portrait?"
"The portrait really isn't okay," Riven replied immediately.
She was really afraid of abstraction, so Charlotte took out a Picasso abstract painting and made her become abstract as well.
Rubbing his fingers, Charlotte said with a smile:
"If photos are OK, then fake photos should be OK too. If angels are OK, then humanoid lizard men, moth men, fish men, aliens, invisible men..."
Hearing Charlotte's increasingly outrageous words, Riven waved her hands repeatedly:
“Those images are all created by human imagination. My transformation is not based on my imagination, it requires reality.
I'm afraid I can't transform into anyone in this world except the guy who looks like the red devil, and he's not a devil, not to mention that angels don't exist."
"Who said it doesn't exist? You will see that mutant with wings one day in the future, and..."
Charlotte looked into Riven's eyes and revealed a meaningful expression. "Besides, the existence of demons is not just a legend. I have seen the devil with my own eyes before."
"Have you seen the devil?" Riven raised her voice, her eyes gleaming with disbelief, attracting everyone's attention.
"What's the big deal?" Charlotte looked at Raven with disdain, raised her head, and said arrogantly:
"I was still very young at that time. I didn't know what it meant to quit while I was ahead. I just thought I was invincible. Those were all sad and ambitious memories of my youth." Charlotte recalled with a childish face:
"That year I went out for a trip and had some minor friction with the Lord of Hell's son, so I raised my knife and beat the Lord of Hell's son until he twisted his butt and cried. Then the Lord of Hell came over in person and poured afternoon tea for me in person.
He also took out a compensation contract as compensation for his son's offense against me and begged me to sign it.
I didn't even look at it.
The helpless Lord of Hell was so humble that he almost knelt down. I forgave him because his child was still young. Otherwise, hmph..."
The more he talked, the more outrageous it became. Everyone curled their lips in disbelief, not believing it at all.
Even Charles and Raven confirmed that Charlotte was lying.
Bob shook his head, thinking that Charlotte was talking nonsense, saying that he could talk to pigs, fought the devil, and met the Lord of Demons. All these were not credible at all.
Unlike Charles, he just looks much more stable than Charlotte.
No one took Charlotte's words to heart. Everyone continued to visit. Hank, who had been walking beside the two of them and couldn't get a word in, said:
“In fact, I have always had low self-esteem. Since I was a child, I vowed that I would find a cure for myself and become like an ordinary person.
If angels and demons really came into this world, would they also feel anxious because they don't fit in with humans? Would they also feel sad when humans called them monsters because of their differences? Would they also hide their characteristics and want to be like every other human being?
Are they also willing to pay any price just to be ordinary, like me?"
