Chapter 336 Conflict

"No, I will not allow you to shove your shitty broccoli and pineapple pizza into my mouth, no—

Oh my god! How can there be such disgusting food in this world?

It tastes like cardboard mixed with foot skin when chewed, and is filled with a sour, rotten stench. This food from hell is full of silt from the chaotic abyss. Just one look at it can make a person's soul dead.

I think you must have ground the tramps into powder, crushed them and put them in the food.

Go away, don't touch me, you broccoli pineapple pizza eating freaks, no-

I’ll do anything except broccoli and pineapple pizza.”

As soon as he opened his mouth, Deadpool started chattering non-stop, with ever-changing expressions and full of energy.

When Deadpool arrived at Black Emperor's submarine and saw their food for the first time, he used all the bad words to describe the top chef that Black Emperor invited from Britain.

The endless stream of adjectives made everyone in the submarine feel less and less hungry.

In Deadpool's mouth, they might as well be eating shit.

As a last resort, Black Emperor stored Deadpool's head in his secret room and fed it pizza as a threat. He got a lot of things from Deadpool and also learned the purpose of Deadpool and Charlotte.

Only then did he send the Red Devil to rescue Charles and others.

"Wade, my chef William suggested that I stuff your mouth full of broccoli and then lock you in his refrigerator, where he keeps all of his greatest creations."

Black Emperor said solemnly.

"Oh! Fuck!" Deadpool shook his head and let out a sharp cry:

"Damn it! I'd rather eat shit! You scavenging freaks, don't even think of getting me to join you in this dirty business."

As he was speaking, Deadpool's eyes suddenly lit up, and his entire head disappeared in an instant, shocking everyone present.

Dark Emperor never knew that Deadpool had such ability.

Before he could urgently search for him, he heard Deadpool's voice on Logan's body.

"Hello, Logan~ Nice to meet you."

The unconscious Logan also has Deadpool's head on his shoulders, making him look like a weird conjoined twin.

His eyes fell on Logan's buttocks. Seeing the miserable Logan, Deadpool said sadly:

“Poor Logan was also torn in half.

Oh my god! That was the bastard who did that to my brother. He was so cruel.

As a blood brother of Logan, I must avenge Logan! Cut that man into pieces!"

As Deadpool said this, he looked around with an angry face, trying to find the hateful murderer among the crowd.

"Charlotte did it." Charles replied after a short rest.

“Ahem~ I’m actually not that familiar with Logan, and our bloodline isn’t that closely related.

Damn Wolverine Logan!

It was all because he volunteered to participate in human experiments and left his genes behind, forcing me to be injected with his serum while I was forced to undergo human experiments. As a result, his ugly genes eventually disfigured me, turning me into this horrible appearance...

Damn Logan, I, Wade, will never forgive you!"

As he said this, Deadpool, with a flattering smile, turned his head and spat at Logan with hatred on his face.

"Okay, Wade, stop playing dumb and tell us what we want to know."

Hei Huang maintained his composure and spoke in a calm tone.

"What do you want to know? My size?

My sexual interests? My history of hookups? My sensitive spots? My safe words?

Deadpool's head swayed back and forth, and his tone was always so nonchalant and crazy, as if there was nothing in this world that he cared about.

After letting out a breath, Black Emperor's face turned slightly darker. Deadpool was far more unpredictable and difficult to deal with than any other person he had ever met.

Deadpool will inexplicably reveal his purpose and tell you the final answer. He will also act crazy and play with your emotions, watching you anxiously.

Even Deadpool seemed to stay here just for fun.

"Ha ha ha..." Deadpool laughed crazily again. He opened his eyes wide and said:

"How about this, each of you tell me a bad joke, and as long as I cry, I will tell you how to stop us.

How is it? Isn't it a good deal? I can't wait for you to please me.

woo woo woo...

Lord Deadpool is so kind that he cannot bear to see you go to destruction without any knowledge, nor can he bear to see you go to the end without any resistance.

You have to do something before you die, so that Deadpool's story can be full of conflict, struggle and drama.

Then your world will disappear like mud.

Oh my god! This is so interesting~

I am different from Spider-Man Peter Parker and Batman Bruce Wayne. I don’t have that much popularity, and I always have to work much harder than them to increase comic sales.

Work hard and be motivated to think crookedly~

I finally got a chance to collaborate with Peter, but how could it end so simply?

I need a hot topic! And you are my hot topic! "

Deadpool's words successfully made Charles frown. After hesitating for a few seconds, he decided to read Deadpool's memory and look for gold in the shit.

"Quack, quack, quack..."

With his eyes wide open and his teeth clenched, Charles's wild laughter echoed in his mind.

His expression was very painful.

Memory is the carrier of the soul and the harbor of the spirit.

While Charles was reading Deadpool's memory, his spirit was also polluted and invaded by Deadpool's memory.

It made him feel so sick that he wanted to retch.

Gritting his teeth, Charles loosened his fingers on his temple, glanced at Eric who was unconscious on the ground, and said to the Black Emperor:

“Deadpool’s memory is very confused and fragmented, full of crazy thoughts and ideas.

Through his memories, I only know that Deadpool brought Charlotte into this world on purpose.

It was Deadpool who told Charlotte one of the ways to remove the world barrier, and it was Deadpool who deliberately triggered the world barrier to trap the two of them here..."

"Is all this Deadpool's plan?" Raven asked in confusion.

"Plan?" Deadpool tilted his head back and couldn't help laughing until tears came out:

“Mr. Deadpool never has a plan, he just does it when he wants to.

Hahahaha...your joke is really great!!

Deadpool has a plan!

Ask, ask, what do you want to know? I will tell you everything!

By the way, in my opinion, this world is fake and we are all paper people who want to attract other people's attention.

In Charlotte's view, the world is also fake, and you are NPCs in this fake world.

Maybe we are crazy, but he must be crazier than me, because he thinks he is real~

Hahahaha… He actually thinks he is real!"

Charles' clear eyes flashed, isolating Deadpool's memory from himself, imprinting it in the memory palace like a book, and reading it from a third-person perspective.

Without those crazy thoughts in his mind, Charles no longer agreed with Deadpool's words and said bluntly:

"You are indeed crazy, and I don't want to explore your mental state. I just want to know how to defeat Charlotte.

Or how to get you two out of our world."

"It's actually very simple~" Deadpool grinned, kissed Logan's rough face, licked his dry lips with his scarlet tongue like a tentacle, and said excitedly:

“In my opinion, every world is a story, and the easiest way to end a story is to kill the protagonist.

Or…resolve the conflict in the story.

The completeness and excitement of the story are the world barriers.

If I kill Charlotte, his story will naturally end. If I kill you, your story will naturally come to an end as well.

Of course, another way to solve a story is to resolve the conflict in the story. A good story must have conflict, otherwise it will become mediocre.

The conflict between mutants and humans is the primary conflict in your world.

The solution to this conflict is simple: just kill all the humans."