Chapter 356 Chaos
Looking at the charming female Satan, Morty was stunned, his heart was beating fast, his round face turned red, and he almost accepted the invitation of the female Satan out of lust.
Pulling Morty's head back, Rick said with a serious expression:
"Be careful, Morty! You have to know that we are facing the most terrifying thing in the world - a beautiful woman..."
Controlling Morty's head to look around, Rick spoke in a long tone into Morty's ear:
"Don't be fooled by their appearance, and don't let them know our purpose! The more beautiful the woman, the more likely she is to deceive.
These Avengers and villains are all a bunch of drama queens, a bunch of monkeys who can only jump up and down. What they are best at is going through the motions and showing off their uniqueness in front of ordinary people, thus pretending to be cool.
But what we want is to quietly destroy the sacred timeline of the entire Marvel Universe, especially the timeline of "Loki", so this matter must not be known to Marvel's legal department.
Otherwise, we will definitely be in big trouble!"
"Walter?!" Morty looked at Rick in a daze.
"What do you mean by destroying the timeline? Aren't we here for my winter vacation homework? A paper on turkeys."
Rick's expression froze for a moment. He was silent for a moment and then nodded.
"Yes, Morty, that's our main goal, ahaha~ turkey, yes, turkey, I remember it very clearly, your homework?
So, we have to destroy the whole Marvel gang so they can't pardon the turkeys, go to Thanksgiving, and then the resurrected Indians will scalp them! You can definitely write a perfect paper like this."
“Roar——” Elrios in the sky sprinkled down black mist, and the huge peach was now half eaten by it.
Faced with the attack, Charlotte began to dodge in a hurry, but the already chaotic scene became even more chaotic.
Heroes appearing out of nowhere are joining the battle in an endless stream.
In the distance, a group of Lokis of various shapes and wearing green robes rushed over.
This female Satan is indeed very charming, but compared to Cassandra, she seems a little too weak.
Landing on the ground, Cassandra's fingers, with infinite magic power, rushed straight towards the female Satan.
The female Satan opened her mouth in a seductive look, and a terrifying blood-red shadow was looming on her body.
The demonic shadow flew straight towards Cassandra, but was casually slapped out by Cassandra, and her right hand suddenly clasped the female Satan's forehead.
Seeing the female Satan who still wanted to resist, Cassandra sneered, pressed the female Satan's head, and buried her directly in Elios' feces.
With another wave of his hand, he slapped the Bunny Girl Deadpool's body away, leaving only his head there.
Cassandra's eyes in her spiritual state radiated golden light, and the gray air representing doom was visible in her eyes.
Watching the misfortune blooming from Charlotte, it entangled everyone equally, especially those not far away. Elrios bit down, and half of the Lokis in the distance disappeared in an instant.
These bad lucks are deeply rooted in our bones and cannot be eradicated, and they are still accumulating continuously.
"I'm having fun, but you want to defeat me by taking advantage of bad luck? You're still a long way off~" Elrios pointed his finger at Charlotte.
A huge force was immediately applied to Charlotte, and Charlotte was as if she had hit a truck. She was blown away and fell heavily not far from Rick.
"Be careful!" Rick, who was shooting energy bombs, protected Morty behind him. He glanced at Charlotte, and his electronic eyes immediately sounded a red alarm.
“Damn it! This is a jinx! He is polluting everything around him, bringing bad luck to everyone and everything. We must stay away from him.
No wonder everything went wrong for us after we met him!"
"Roar——" Elios in mid-air didn't know what happened. He suddenly lost interest in the Asgards released by Loki and rushed straight towards Charlotte, Rick and Morty.
"Fuck!" Rick screamed, snatched the chocolate that he had handed to Morty and said:
"Morty, you should have eaten it earlier. It's our trump card! Although it's not too late to eat it now."
As he said that, he stuffed the "chocolate" into Morty's mouth, took out the wine flask from his waist and poured it into Morty's mouth.
Just judging from Morty's expression, this "chocolate" must not taste very good.
"You ate Elrios' excrement. He will sense his scent on you and treat you as his excrement. He normally won't attack his own excrement."
“Cough cough cough…yue——” After coughing and retching twice, Morty looked up and saw that Elrios had indeed turned his gaze away and aimed at Charlotte. He felt much more relieved and looked at the grandfather beside him and said:
"Rick, it really, really works, but...why don't you eat it."
"Why should I eat it? After you eat it, I can just use you to block me, and this thing is feces." Rick looked serious, with an expression that said, "I won't eat shit."
Charlotte heard the conversation between the two, but he had no intention of lying on the ground and eating shit, so he could only stand up and use his spider sense, which was sometimes effective and sometimes not, to flee frantically under the attack of Elrios.
Even Cassandra didn't want to face Elrios, and Charlotte had no power to fight back at all.
His figure flashed and dodged the falling black mist. Those who were hit were completely destroyed, and even their clothes were eaten away.
On the way, Charlotte also saw a seriously injured Nick with two eyes. He was hit by a black mist and turned into ashes with a scream.
He ran all the way back to Deadpool's head.
Deadpool was surprised: "Peter~Peter~Peter—I knew you would come back to save me."
Grabbing Deadpool's head, Charlotte smiled with relief, finally finding it.
Then Charlotte grabbed Deadpool's head and pressed him into Elrios' feces, then lifted him up and held it in front of himself.
Although I don’t dare to eat shit, my brother Deadpool dares to——!!
As expected, the originally persistent Elrios looked at Charlotte with some hesitation.
It's like watching Xiang.
"Pah, pah, pah..." Spitting out the dirt in his mouth, Deadpool cursed:
"Damn it Charlotte, I misjudged you. Do you know how disgusting this thing is? It's as disgusting as..."
Seeing that Elrios was about to attack again, Charlotte scooped up a large piece of soil with his samurai sword and stuffed it directly into Deadpool's mouth.
However, this time, something completely different from the usual situation occurred. The pair of misty blood-red eyes shone with anger, and Elrios fell from the sky with a roar, heading straight for Charlotte to bite.
What should we do now?
run--
As soon as she took a step, Charlotte's left foot was grabbed by an arm covered with red scales. The ground cracked to reveal a hideous and terrifying face. The huge demon goat horns were pressing on her head, and her mouth full of sharp teeth could even chew bones.
Magma gushed out of the cracks, and the female Satan asked in a hoarse and sharp voice:
"Where do you want to go? Do you want to play with me for a while?"
Her body broke out of the ground, magma rolled around her, and her whole body had transformed into the form of a devil.
Her key parts such as her chest and abdomen were covered with a reddish-brown stratum corneum, and the raging flames of hell burned on her body.
In the sky, Elios was radiating black air all over his body. He opened his mouth and a black beam of light spurted out, rushing straight towards where Charlotte and Female Satan were.
Female Satan is the only devil in her world, so all humans call her Satan. When she was being cut, the commissioners of the Space-Time Anomaly Management Bureau did not show up, and chose to directly cut her entire world.
Now, her world is on the edge of the ruins at the end of time.
During her absence, her city was reduced to ruins after several great disasters, and Elrios was one of the culprits.
Throwing Charlotte aside and looking at Elrios who was destroying his city, a huge demonic shadow appeared behind the female Satan.
Facing the dark column of light, the Demon Shadow and the Female Satan opened their arms together, their bodies burning with flames.
But Elrios was much stronger than she thought.
bang——
With a loud bang, the broken body of the female Satan was blown away.
