Chapter 378 Poof——
"Oh~ Peter~~" The woman dragged out her voice, which was full of twists and turns, and carried a sense of resentment and affectation.
She twisted her pale and delicate body, the white thing swayed up and down, her neck raised in a pretty arc, her eyelashes trembled slightly, her eyes moved, and her eyes were as charming as silk.
Charlotte shuddered in pain, stuck out her tongue, bent over and retched in disgust.
The woman's figure was indeed beautiful, her waist swaying like a snake, her skin smooth and tender, with no covering at all.
But...she is Deadpool!!!
Even if she covered her horrible face, Charlotte couldn't muster up any interest in her, and even wanted to crush her into a pulp with a truck.
For Charlotte, who knows Deadpool and knows him very well, being interested in female Deadpool is no different from being interested in shit!
Although everyone present felt physically uncomfortable with the female Deadpool, Charlotte's reaction was too much, causing everyone to look at him with some confusion.
Seeing Charlotte's reaction, the female Deadpool was not impressed at all. Instead, she was somewhat smug. She opened her arms and smiled at Charlotte:
"Dear Peter, it's been a long time since we last met. Come to my arms and let me give you a warm hug. Your good friend can satisfy any of your requests."
Covering her mouth, Charlotte bent down again, trying hard not to vomit. She looked up at the female Deadpool and said with disdain:
“No thanks, Wade.
We really don't know each other that well, and...wouldn't you consider putting on some clothes?"
"Clothes? Where are my clothes? Why~my good friend Peter Parker, are you shy?
Besides, I feel very comfortable now, I am showing off my beauty, why should I wear clothes to cover up my beauty and only show this ugly face? "The female Deadpool replied with a smile.
"Damn it." Charlotte cursed inwardly. He regretted it now, very much. What kind of insanity had he just gone through?
He should not have called out the female Deadpool's identity, but should have pretended not to know her and killed her.
Looking at the female Deadpool who had a slutty look on her face, showing off her body and seducing everyone, Charlotte slapped her on the forehead with a crisp "pa" sound.
Charlotte felt ashamed to know such a thing.
It's so damn embarrassing!
Charlotte really wanted to leap into the coffin right now, then close the damn coffin lid and sleep forever.
With a sigh, Charlotte said weakly with a dark face:
“First, my name is not… My last name is not Parker, my last name is Ma, you can shout my name – Ma Peter.
Second, I'm really not familiar with you deadpools. I'm actually a very normal patient and I hate making friends with crazy people the most.
Third, Wade, you definitely got the wrong person."
As he spoke, Charlotte rummaged through his pockets under everyone's scrutiny, then he took out a blood-red battle suit and threw it in front of the female Deadpool.
"Ugh! Fuck! This is my battle suit, a VIP limited edition that is hand-sewn. Tsk~ Why is it a men's suit? Forget it~"
Picking up the battle suit on the ground, the female Deadpool gave a crazy and strange smile.
Gwen, on the other hand, looked Charlotte up and down with her sharp eyes.
Is this what you mean by unfamiliar? Why are you carrying her battle suit with you?!
Charlotte: If you want excitement, then go all the way...
Of course he didn't say that, he just spread his hands and said:
"Deadpool is the most notorious character in all parallel worlds. Not only does he have a mental problem, he's also a jerk! So his COS costumes often don't sell.
I saw the store was selling them at a very low price, so I took the opportunity to buy a batch in bulk.”
"It fits me well~" She zipped up her clothes to her lower abdomen. This men's Deadpool suit made her look like a very low-cut outfit, but it managed to cover up half of her dizzying fair skin.
Just like this...
The dark scar in the middle of her chest became more and more conspicuous, like a vertical pupil that had not yet opened.
……
In the office, Hammer raised his right arm, with his fingers together at a 45-degree angle pointing upwards, and with his other hand he was pulling his hair hard. His expression was as desperate as it could be.
"Watfa! Why?! Why on earth is this happening!
Why didn't they fight? Damn it! They were chatting.
Ah—no—I must get out of here, I can’t stay here any longer.”
Because of Carter's existence, Hammer thought he was unlucky enough before, but when he successfully drove Carter out of the hive, he realized that he could be even more unlucky.
If there were another chance, Hammer would be willing to pay any price to arrange for Kakarot to work at Stark Group and would never think about studying any superpowers again.
Fuck those super powers!
Hammer stood up with all his might, supporting his battered body. He picked up his computer bag and walked towards the office door at a slow pace, step by step, with a stubborn look on his face.
"I want to leave, I want to leave, I want to leave..."
His originally carefully groomed hair had been messed up by himself, his eyes were bloodshot, his movements were stiff, and he looked like a crazy zombie with his eyes wide open.
When he came to the door, he bent down and pressed down his almost unable to move palm. Just one action made him stamp his feet in pain, but he finally touched the door handle.
Hammer showed a hint of joy at escaping death and laughed heartily:
“Hahahahaha! Although this is only a small step to leave the office, it is a big step for me to escape from the umbrella. As long as I persist, I will be able to escape from here successfully!
Hahaha……
Damn you Kakarot, just wait for me, I'm not done with you!"
The door handle that the hand was about to press down was suddenly pulled down in front of Hammer's astonished sight, and then the door leading to the light opened, and a dazzling holy light seemed to light up behind it, which was the road to a bright future.
Looking at this scene, Hammer showed a smug grin, which quickly turned into fear. In an instant, the door suddenly opened and hit Hammer hard.
There was a loud "bang" and the screaming Hammer fell to the ground.
The big man in a suit who rushed in also had a red face. Before he even entered the room, he unbuckled his belt and pulled down half of his pants.
He didn't want to delay even a moment, and even his eyes were bloodshot. He gritted his teeth and roared:
"Hurry! Tell me where the toilet is. I can't hold it anymore!"
As soon as he entered the room, the soles of his thick-soled leather boots nailed Hammer's calves. As Hammer screamed, he slipped unexpectedly and fell heavily on Hammer.
puff--
As soon as he landed, the sturdy man lay on Hammer's body and shuddered all over. Then his originally painful expression gradually relaxed. With a bit of sage time Zen, he just lay there, not wanting to move at all.
As for Hammer, he was gasping in pain. After he gasped again, his head tilted, foaming at the mouth, and he fainted.
Not far away, Edward, who had watched the whole process, was holding his stomach, staring with his eyes, gasping... He didn't dare to breathe at all. He leaned back tactically and felt his scalp tingling.
……
"Peter, you've changed. I still remember the time we were in Mexico City. You used spider silk to wrap me around a cactus, said some righteous words, touched my face, and penetrated my body. Why are you being so coy today and trying to pretend you don't know me?
I want to blend with you once more, that feeling is really wonderful." The female Deadpool said in a sweet voice, her scarlet tongue dancing up and down, and every word she uttered was teasing.
Charlotte was too lazy to respond. As the female Deadpool approached, she smelled the scent of rotten roses on her.
"Don't come over here!" Charlotte frowned, looking extremely disgusted.
"Why~" The female Deadpool stared, grinned, and let out a series of giggles, "This is how you treat your old friend."
Her gaze shifted to Gwen. "Or have you forgotten the old one now that you have someone new? You never treated me like this before, sob…
I'm really sad when you treat me like this~ When I'm sad, I want to kill this bitch, fry her into meat patties and enjoy them with you."
"Shut up! Wade!" Holding his forehead, Charlotte frowned even deeper, "Your wishful thinking has hit me in the face.
Do you really think my spider sense is a piece of junk? It's been making my head buzz."
"Ah - is that so!" Covering her mouth, the female Deadpool knocked her forehead in annoyance and stared at Charlotte. Her open mouth revealed her scarlet gums and she let out a series of crazy laughs.
"Hehehe... since you've discovered me, then... I'm going to start!"
The female Deadpool rushed out suddenly, her extremely fast speed made her look like a crimson ghost. She opened her hands, revealing her black nails, and pounced towards Charlotte.
