Chapter 384 2-in-1
"Charlotte? I saw him in the trash can. It was as if he suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Where was he before?
I don’t know!”
Carter puffed his lips, frowned, and thought hard. After thinking for a long time, he just stared with his eyes wide open without any results.
This made Nick feel dizzy and he felt that he shouldn't have any expectations of Carter.
Carter is indeed a good field worker, but collecting intelligence is completely beyond his control.
“In the dumpster?”
Muttering these words, Nick had already imagined a big drama in his mind.
Perhaps Charlotte predicted the crisis early on, so she pretended to be lost, and then came to Raccoon City in advance, hiding in a trash can waiting to be found by Carter, in order to join this incident and prevent the huge disaster from happening.
Thinking of this, Nick smiled with relief.
Fortunately, I have you, my ace agent - Deadpool.
You are much more reliable than Agent Carter.
Of course, my guess still needs further confirmation, and this matter naturally falls on Carter, who has had contact with Charlotte.
Nick narrowed his eyes slightly, thinking about it, and then said:
"Agent Carter, your next mission will be even more difficult.
This time when you infiltrate the fake Hydra, remember not to trust anyone, including the SHIELD agents you know. This time, you can only rely on yourself. "
Carter was stunned for a moment, then he raised his head and said confidently: "I guarantee that the mission will be completed."
“And don’t forget your mission reports, Agent Carter.
You are to report your mission in detail, especially anything related to Charlotte.
Of course, you don't need to write about irrelevant things like when you go to the toilet, how many times a day you urinate, and how long each time.
You need to write down in detail every action you take that is closely related to the task and provide reasonable explanations.
Remember! It is an action closely related to the mission! "
Carter nodded repeatedly. This time, the mission was closely related to other people's toileting behavior, and she would definitely explain and illustrate it in detail.
Nick didn't know if she listened to him or not. Thinking back to every mission report Carter provided before, Nick just felt bored. It was better not to have any expectations.
"Alright! Agent Carter, go and complete your mission. If you have any requests, you can always contact our Agent Coulson."
"Got it! Chief Nick!" Carter said, then stood there, staring blankly at the electronic screen. The scene fell into awkwardness for a moment.
After a moment of silence, Nick coughed and said, "You can leave now, Agent Carter. I wish you a successful mission."
"Roger that! Chief Nick!"
Watching Carter in the camera gradually walk away, Nick's face gradually darkened. He stared deeply at Steve on the screen, and was silent for a while before saying:
"Steve, this is absolutely the toughest test I have ever faced as director.
The emergence of this fake Hydra is a complete conspiracy, and the mastermind behind it must be Alexander Pierce, the former director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Because whether it is Sitwell or Rumlow, they are all the team members left behind by Alexander.
I can't even call this an invasion of SHIELD now. This is a plan to seize power by Alexander under the guise of Hydra.
Alexander has been remotely controlling SHIELD without my knowledge, and now, they are becoming more and more unscrupulous.
I don’t know when they will launch this coup, and I don’t know who I can trust…”
Steve didn't say anything, his brows were furrowed. After thinking for a moment, he asked:
"So, Nick, what do you need from me?"
……
With the help of the "poop shovelers", the entire Umbrella base was cleared out, no zombies could escape, and there were no bloody scenes like agents being infected. S.H.I.E.L.D. successfully captured all the people in the hive and eliminated the zombies.
The only pity is that there is no trace of Hammer and Edward in Umbrella.
A cunning rabbit has three burrows. The two men successfully escaped from here by using a hidden tunnel.
Although You Lan said that S.H.I.E.L.D. would definitely hold Hammer Technology and the Life Foundation accountable to the end, Charlotte did not hold out hope.
Decided to solve this problem myself.
but……
The Life Foundation is fine, but the business empire of Hammer Technology is not so easy to be brought down.
I don't know if it would be better to beat Hammer up and then hang his naked body on the top of Stark Tower.
Perhaps Tony Stark has a better way...
"What are you thinking about? Here you go." Holding two Pagan ice creams in her hands, Gwen jumped and sat on the steps next to Charlotte. She put her legs together, leaned against Charlotte, and handed one of the ice creams in front of Charlotte.
Taking the ice cream and looking at the black devil on it, Charlotte said:
“I wasn’t thinking about anything, I was just thinking.
Harry is going to be sad this time, because Norman is actually one of the leading figures in the entire Umbrella Project. He has been cooperating with Hammer, including the Gorilla Warrior Project given to Harry, which was also authorized by Norman.
Harry did make some achievements and helped Norman, but he also became an accomplice of the evil.
It's Hammer...
Carter said that Hammer was in the base before, but he didn't expect this guy to escape.
He even left behind a set of dirty clothes to mock the arrival of SHIELD. He was really arrogant. We must expose the conspiracy of Hammer Technology. "
Charlotte bit off the devil on the ice cream and sneered:
"Hehehe... We must make Hammer pay the price. It was with his authorization that these crazy scientists created those disgusting zombies. I'm going to bury him in Dave's garden!"
As he spoke, Charlotte tore the ice cream into his stomach in two or three bites, with a ferocious expression as if he was biting Hammer.
Looking at the ice cream that was devoured in a flash, Gwen tilted her head and asked, "Is it really that delicious?"
She stuck out her pink tongue and licked the ice cream devil tentatively, then frowned with a look of disgust.
"Bitter chocolate ice cream, what a bunch of damn heretics!"
Gwen reached out and flicked the devil off the ice cream with one finger. She carefully licked the milky white ice cream and nodded with satisfaction.
Charlotte looked at Gwen eating ice cream eagerly, swallowed her saliva and said:
"Gwen, is your ice cream delicious?"
Gwen rolled her eyes and didn't answer, but smacked her lips with satisfaction. She glanced at the greedy Charlotte beside her, and felt satisfied that she wanted to eat more with each bite.
Charlotte looked at the dark chocolate devil that fell in the middle of the road and said:
"Poor Harry, this is such a big blow to him. Now that we are already in Raccoon City, let's continue our unfinished holiday trip. I remember Harry has been looking forward to it, so it's a good opportunity to accompany him to relax."
Gwen licked the ice cream with her tongue and said noncommittally:
"This matter still depends on Harry's opinion. I don't think Harry is in the mood for it."
Harry was indeed not in the mood. Looking at the handcuffs on himself, he was too tired to complain.
Norman was really bad for his son. After a brief investigation, it was found that Norman, as a major project member of Umbrella and the supervisor who enlightened the zombies, was also arrested by S.H.I.E.L.D. Although Harry was deceived, investigation was essential.
Looking at Harry being taken away with his head hanging, Charlotte and Gwen looked at each other on the steps.
"What should we do now?"
"Continue traveling?"
"good idea!"
……
Two weeks later, New York.
In Stark's mansion.
Wearing a black bathrobe and humming a cheerful ballad, Stark twisted his neck and applied beard cream to his wet beard with an intoxicated look on his face.
This is his favorite thing to do every Wednesday, which is to take care of his handsome beard himself.
As for why not find a more professional barber.
No one can touch his beard easily! No one knows how precious his beard is! No one can treat his beard as perfectly as he treats his beard.
Stark was unwilling to even hand it over to Jarvis. Only when he took care of it himself could his handsome beard become a carefully carved work of art.
Tony took out an old-fashioned blade razor and lay on his back on the recliner. Then a mechanical arm holding a mirror stood in front of Tony. Looking at himself in the mirror with white foam around his mouth, Tony smiled triumphantly.
"Oh, Tony, you are the most handsome billionaire in the world. Look at your exquisite beard. No one has this skill except you."
Tony lifted up the exquisite razor, and the sharp blade gently shaved his beard. He turned the razor skillfully, making his beard have distinct layers.
“It’s an art.”
Tony thought absentmindedly.
Jingle Bell……
The sudden ring of a phone call made Tony pause and frown. "Who could it be?"
If it wasn't something important, no one would be able to get through to his number at this time.
He hesitated for a moment, looked at the caller ID projected by Jarvis in front of him, and finally answered the number.
"Ethan, I hope you bring good news, otherwise I will only see you on the blacklist in the future."
"This is not funny, Tony." Ethan on the other side of the phone swallowed and said in a trembling voice: "He's back, that guy, he's back."
Stark trimmed his beard slowly and asked casually:
"Who's back? A mysterious person whose name you don't want to reveal?
Ethan~~You've been in New York for so long, but you still can't fully adapt to life here?
This is not Afghanistan, there are not so many terrorists, and there is nothing to worry about. No one's name is an exception, tell me~"
"Tony..." After taking a breath, Ethan continued:
"That's right, You-Know-Who, you know who I'm talking about, He Who Must Not Be Named, he's really back."
Stark's hands trembled and his eyes widened.
"You mean...him?"
"Yes, it is indeed him."
The two of them were playing a riddle.
Raising his hands to cover his head, Stark threw the razor aside, frowned, and hung up Ethan's phone call.
"Damn it!" Stark's face looked very ugly as he gritted his teeth and rubbed his forehead.
He knew who Ethan was talking about.
The director of Hydra, codenamed V, the spokesperson for Schizophrenia.
Once that damn lunatic comes back, the whole of New York will be in chaos again...
Wait, Stark seemed to have thought of something. He hurriedly reached out and wiped the beard cream off his lips, looking at himself in the mirror with wide eyes.
"Mazefak!"
Looking at the beard on his lips that looked like it had been cut, Stark felt like the sky was falling.
What should we do now?
Shave your beard into the shape of the Führer?
It would be better to let yourself die!!
the next day.
"Oh! Who are you? You are Tony! You really are Tony! What's wrong with you? Are you crazy? If you hadn't appeared in your own bedroom wearing your own clothes, I wouldn't have recognized you."
Pepper covered her mouth with both hands, widened her eyes, and looked at Stark with an expression of disbelief.
Stark's face was dark and the corners of his mouth twitched. He felt very uncomfortable without the hindrance of his beard.
That's right, Tony Stark shaved his beard.
"Tony, do you want me to call an ambulance for you?"
Facing Pepper's words, Stark clenched his fists. His whole body was shaking. He resisted the urge to cover his lips with his hands. He gritted his teeth and said in a trembling voice:
"Pepper, what are you doing here!"
Stark originally planned to hide at home for a while and wait for his beard to grow back before going out. Unexpectedly, he was seen by the person he least wanted to be seen on the second day.
"Pfft-"
Stark's eyes suddenly widened and he stared at Pepper's face.
"You were laughing, weren't you? You were laughing, weren't you? You definitely were laughing!"
"Tony! I'm a professional. I won't laugh no matter how funny it is." Pepper looked up and down at Stark with a stern face, and then...
"Pfft—unless you can't help it."
She really couldn't hold it in any longer and pointed at Stark and laughed.
"Without the beard, you look more than ten years younger, Tony Stark. You look so cute."
The veins on Stark's forehead were throbbing wildly, and Pepper next to him was almost laughing like crazy, raising her hands and patting Stark's shoulders again and again.
"That's not funny, Pepper! I want you to find a way to get me a beard, the same beard I had before."
"Hahahahaha..." Pepper laughed with tears in her eyes and she could hardly straighten her back. She had never seen Tony Stark like this before.
Even Stark's anger lacked dignity, and even looked a bit gay.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
Looking at Pepper Potts who was sitting on the ground laughing, Stark trembled all over. He took several deep breaths and closed his eyes. He thought that if he didn't see it, he wouldn't be bothered.
Seeing that Stark was a little angry, Pepper finally calmed down a lot.
"OK! Tony, don't be angry, I will get you the same beard as before...Pfft--"
But after just a glance, Xiao La Jiao couldn't hold back any longer. She laughed so hard that she was out of breath:
“Hahahahaha… How can I find one? For you, find an eyebrow tattoo artist to tattoo a full beard for you? Ahahahaha…”
