Chapter 58 You are so naughty~
I gave up the idea of equipping Bai Charlotte with the [The Most Handsome Guy] skill card.
Charlotte was really afraid that once she was equipped, her naked body might be projected onto the sky of New York City, accompanied by a hot homosexual dance.
The scene was so unbearable to watch that I could only start a new life in another universe.
The clone only needs to think about how to obtain the skill card, while Charlotte has to think about how to continue to survive.
Sighed.
Bai Xialuo's arrogant words "I dare to eat" were suppressed in his stomach.
He prepared the [Holy Word] skill card, but he must not say anything naughty.
If this came true, it would be a big deal.
Gwen covered her hot face, her eyes occasionally falling on Bai Charlotte.
The scene before her was so overwhelming that she couldn't react.
As they have been good friends for many years, she really didn't know that Charlotte also had a hobby of streaking.
But the scene before her forced her to believe it.
Playing the role of the superhero Spider-Man, Charlotte moistened his throat and said seriously:
"Brave young man, let me take you home.
The muscular naked body is indeed a great art, but... you are exceptionally great... let the equally great Spider-Man come to save you!"
Charlotte smacked her lips, the scene was unspeakably awkward.
Even Gwen had a strange expression on her face and was a little confused by Spider-Man's lines.
Charlotte could no longer hold it in and just wanted to end this embarrassing scene quickly.
The two of them were in sync, and Bai Xialuo immediately cooperated.
"Oh my god, I can fly naked again? What an honor! Let's set off now!"
"Hey, wait a minute..." Gwen was a little uneasy. For some reason, she felt that things were becoming increasingly strange.
Ignoring Gwen, Charlotte just wanted to escape the scene.
In order to pursue speed, he grabbed Bai Xialuo's wrist, and the two of them shot into the sky like sharp swords.
"Wuhu~Take off!"
In the last words of Bai Charlotte's voice, all that could be seen was Charlotte's rapidly fleeing figure.
The two of them flew straight into the sky. Gwen hurriedly turned back, her face flushed, and the image of Charlotte Bai's white butt was still lingering in her mind.
The scene flashed, and Charlotte was sitting in her room, holding her head in pain.
Spicy! Spicy! Everything is spicy!
My image of being wise and brave has been completely ruined!
What will Gwen think of me in the future? A pervert who likes to run naked?
A gangster distributing welfare everywhere late at night?
Feeling her social image being shattered bit by bit, Charlotte slumped down in the chair helplessly.
It’s not that he doesn’t want to try out the skill cards in advance, but these inexplicable skill cards are really outrageous.
When he was still in Arkham, he once hid in an empty room and wanted to try out the skill card [haha].
[Hehe: You must attack the follower with taunt!]
He never expected that as soon as he used it, everyone in the hospital rushed into his room and wanted to beat him up.
One of the patients got a pistol from somewhere and pulled the trigger towards the sky.
If the skill card had not been canceled in time, he would have been shot in the head by a bullet shot from the ceiling.
From then on, he would never easily experiment with strange cards in advance.
Even if he used it, he must cover his face. He didn't expect that such a big bomb would be buried for him today.
This system is designed to trick you!
Isn't there any simpler, cooler skill?
What to do now… He didn’t want to see anyone in recent times.
Re-equip the [Friends from Nothingness] skill card.
There was a flash of holy light before my eyes.
White Charlotte, with Gwen's coat wrapped around her waist, appeared in front of Charlotte.
Bai Charlotte glanced at Charlotte, unbuttoned his coat and threw it on the bed, then opened the closet and started putting on his clothes.
The two of them are actually one person, and their minds are connected.
The spirit of Gundam 20 fully supports Charlotte dual-core operation.
There is no such stupid thing as Charlotte playing games while Bai Charlotte is doing homework.
Because Bai Charlotte is Charlotte himself, whoever does the homework is actually Charlotte himself.
and so……
Calm down, do psychological construction and self-comfort.
What's wrong with being naked? No one else saw it. Gwen saw it but didn't ask her for money, so she made a lot of money.
Social death? What social death! What's so surprising?
Peter Parker sold his artistic photos to the owner of the Daily Bugle in exchange for compensation, so Spider-Man is essentially a welfare girl!
And Charlotte didn't take any money!
What is streaking? It is devoting oneself to art. What is nudity? It means never selling oneself for money.
Sure enough, self-comfort is very effective.
Charlotte was determined to forget about this matter, if Gwen dared to mention it!
Humph, from now on I’ll go run naked downstairs of her building every day!
The mood is good and the sense of social death fades.
Hey~ Charlotte opened the game console with excitement.
Now I can play two-player games by myself, and I don’t need to bring Gwen or MJ with me anymore!
Not long into the game, the phone rang.
This made Charlotte turn his head slightly. It was impossible to break the opponent's moves in a battle between two evenly matched people, but the flaw Charlotte revealed was immediately caught by Bai Charlotte.
A set of smooth little combos instantly sent Charlotte away.
Charlotte nodded proudly. As expected of me, I am so awesome!
He let go of the game controller and answered the call.
"Hey?"
"Hi~Charlotte...it's me..."
A young female voice came from the other end of the phone. Her voice was a little hoarse from cigarettes, not as crisp as Gwen's, nor as graceful as MJ's.
After a brief recollection, another face appeared in my mind.
Jessica Jones.
She is also Charlotte's classmate.
Jessica, a unlucky little girl.
Last year during the holidays, she and her parents went to Disneyland, but because she and her brother were arguing in the back seat, her father, who was driving, was distracted and collided with a private vehicle loaded with radioactive chemicals.
In the radioactive radiation, Jessica became an orphan and was the only one who survived.
After such a great ordeal, Jessica never recovered.
Although her parents' accident insurance, inheritance, and compensation from the Life Foundation made Jessica a small wealthy woman.
But she believes that the death of her parents and brother is her fault.
She didn't want to spend a penny, and what she wanted more was her parents' continued love and companionship.
When she was in school, the good old Charlotte had comforted her with a few words.
Although the introverted Charlotte feels that he has few friends, most of his classmates in the school think that Charlotte is their friend.
Charlotte was a little surprised when she received the call, but Jessica thought it was natural to ask friends for help.
"Charlotte~ help me~
I feel like I’m being followed!”
Hiding in the hotel bathroom, Jessica didn't even dare to go home.
She was wearing a tattered denim jacket, with tears running down her black eyeshadow, making her look like a ghost from a masquerade party.
I opened the bathroom curtain and looked at the jeep parked downstairs with fear and trepidation.
"Charlotte~" As if she felt the gaze coming from the jeep, Jessica tremblingly pulled the curtains.
"Only you can save me! I swear to God this is not my illusion, they have been following me for several days!
I don't think they are seeking money.
You tell me, you tell me, you tell me if they will lock me up, drain my blood, and use a scalpel to dismember my body for research!
Please, Charlotte.
I saw you on the New York news today, and I know you must have a connection with the police. You are a good person, and you don’t think I am crazy like those policemen do!
I haven't had sex yet, and I don't want to die yet.
Wuwuwu..."
Bai Xialuo, who had just been concentrating on playing games and looked disgusted, sat up and snatched the phone:
"Where are you? I'm coming to save you right now!!"
Charlotte curled his lips speechlessly, and looking at Bai Charlotte who had finished the conversation, he couldn't help but sneered:
"You are so sexy~"
