Chapter 719: Pants Are Too Tight
"The sun is setting! The sun is setting! The sun is setting! Sit down! Sit down now!"
Thor walked through the residential area with Banner, constantly repeating Natasha's words to comfort the Hulk, fearing that Banner would suddenly turn back into the Hulk.
"Oh! Damn it! Can you shut up?" Banner covered his face. Thor's muttering made him a little irritated.
"I just want you to stay calm!"
"Calm down? I'm on an alien planet!" Banner found it hard to accept that he had just gone from Earth to this incredibly strange planet in the blink of an eye.
[However, Thor, who was already used to traveling between countries, didn't think it was a big deal.]
"It's just a planet! You were on a planet before!"
“Yeah! One!”
Thor nodded. "Now you've been to two! That's great! It's a new experience!"
[Banner looked at Thor and covered his face with his hands again, somewhat helplessly.]
“Oh my God! That’s why my nervous system is working faster than my brain can process information! This feels completely different!”
"I mean, it was like Hulk and I each had a hand on the wheel, but this time! I think he had the keys and I was stuck in the trunk!"
Thor comforted her: "All right! Well! You're back now! That's what matters most!"
Banner's expression was very serious.
"No! It's not important! What I want to tell you is, if I turn into the Hulk again, Banner might never come back! We'll be trapped on a planet that's going to break me down all the time!"
"We're not trapped! I'll find a way to get you home!"
Banner looked at him gratefully, "Thank you!"
Unexpectedly, Thor changed the subject and said, "But it's not your home! It's Asgard! My home!"
Banner was a little confused, "Watt?!!"
"Listen! My people's lives hang in the balance! You and I must face a powerful adversary together! That adversary is my sister!"
[Banner frowned after hearing this.]
“Okay! This is all too confusing… I don’t want to fight your sister! That’s… that’s your family’s business!”
Thor shook his head and said, "No! She is the embodiment of evil!"
"I don't care what she is! I don't want to fight evil incarnate! I'm tired of fighting!"
"What?" Thor was a little bit incredulous. He didn't expect Hulk to not want to participate, and Banner wasn't happy about it either! He thought he had found a savior!
[Banner continued: "I just told you! If I turn into the Hulk again! I might never come back! And you don't care at all!"]
"No! No! No! I've assembled a team! Hulk is fire!" Thor explained quickly.
[But Banner is not as easy to fool as Hulk. He sees through Thor's purpose at a glance.]
"Wait! You're just using me to get close to Hulk! That's disgusting!" He turned his head away from Thor.
【"Watt?! No!" Thor was a little dumbfounded.】
Banner lowered his head sadly, "You don't care about me at all! You don't deserve to be my friend!"
Thor quickly said, "No! I don't like the Hulk at all! He's always like, 'Smash! Smash! Smash!' I like you more!"
"Oh! Thanks!"
"You're so quick to change with the wind!" Rhodes complained.
Tony snorted lightly, "Thor! You really are the perfect example of what it means to say one thing to one person and another to another!"
Scott said lightly: "It should be green when seeing green!"
Tony pointed at him with a pen, "Yeah! That makes sense!"
"You really disappoint me, Thor!" Banner shook his head.
"No! No! No! It's not like that! I was wrong! I was wrong!" Thor quickly ran over to apologize.
"Okay! I forgive you!" Banner sighed softly. From an observer's perspective, they all knew how anxious Thor was at the moment, but they still had to comfort him just to have more helpers to deal with Hela.
"So you have two faces, brother!" Loki, who was lying in the dungeon, stood up and smiled.
After reassuring Banner, Thor changed the subject and said, "But with all due respect, if we're going to fight evil... Hulk is very powerful and very useful!"
"Yeah! Banner is just as powerful and useful!" Banner couldn't help but retort.
Thor's expression stiffened. "Isn't this a little different?"
[Speaking of who is stronger between Banner and Hulk, Banner gets excited.]
"How many doctorates does Hulk have? None! How many doctorates does Banner have? Seven!"
[Seeing that he couldn't convince Banner, Thor had no choice but to go along with Banner.]
"Okay! You don't have to fight anyone! But we're in danger here! Let's go!"
[After saying this, Thor stood up and picked up the rag lying beside him.]
Banner looked at him with a puzzled look on his face. "What are you doing with it?"
"I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive!"
"I'm the one who needs to pretend!"
Thor glanced at him calmly, "You are a disguise!"
[Banner found a pair of glasses from Tony's clothes and put them on.]
"I'm disguised as Tony Stark!"
【"Watt?" Thor was stunned for a moment.】
"Yeah! Tony and the gypsy!"
Thor obviously couldn't understand what Banner was saying.
[“No! No! You’re not Tony! You’re Bruce! Bruce Banner!”]
Banner tilted his head and said, "Then why did you ask me to dress like Tony?"
[Thor's words left Banner unable to refute: "Because you're naked!"]
【“Okay! You’re right!” Banner had no choice but to shut up and tug at his pants. 】
[Seeing this, Thor remembered the naked Hulk and immediately stopped him.]
"What are you doing? This is so indecent! Stop it now!"
"Tony's underwear is really tight!"
"Stop!!!"
"I'm sorry!"
"Why are you so weird?"
"I don't know! Maybe being trapped inside this monster for two years is just a little weird!!!"
As Banner spoke, the veins on his neck became visible and turned green, and even his voice changed slightly.
[“Okay, okay! Hush! Calm down!” Thor quickly raised his palms and placed them on his chest.]












