Chapter 1545 Don't Get Drunk
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Ji Mo De Wu Zhe
Soon, Li Bai's poems were all used up.
Neither Xiao Chen nor the red-nosed old man touched the wine glass in front of them.
"Senior Jiuxian, you are worthy of being called 'Jiuxian'. You are familiar with Jiuxian's poems by heart?"
Xiao Chen looked at the red-nosed old man and said with a smile.
"Hehe, there are not many young people who can memorize Li Taibai's poems."
The red-nosed old man squinted his eyes, not hiding his admiration for Xiao Chen.
"What's next? Let's come to other poems, otherwise, I won't be able to drink this wine, and my old man will still be greedy."
"Oh Well."
Xiao Chen nodded with a smile, just now he noticed that the old man glanced at the wine glass in front of him several times, obviously wanting to drink.
"You come first, I'll take it."
The red-nosed old man picked up his wine glass, smelled it, and put it down again.
Next to him, Hua Youque grinned, this Jiuxian uncle is solid enough, if it were him, he would stop drinking and throw chopsticks, and he would just say later that he would be able to drink.
Others, on the other hand, were very interested in watching the two drinking orders.
Especially Xie Yiling, looking at Xiao Chen's eyes, was full of splendor.
In her eyes, Xiao Chen is omnipotent.
"I'll have one first... goose goose, song to heaven."
Xiao Chen looked at the red-nosed old man and suppressed a smile.
"..."
Hearing Xiao Chen's poem, the red-nosed old man looked straight at him. Did this kid not let himself drink on purpose?
"puff!"
The flowers next to it were missing, and the wine was sprayed out in one gulp, damn it, dare you come up with a simpler one!
"what happened?"
Xiao Chen looked at the reaction of the two and asked.
"Senior Jiuxian, it's your turn."
"I...I won't!"
The red-nosed old man might really be too greedy. He stared at Xiao Chen, gritted his teeth, and said something.
"Grandpa is so stupid, white hair floats in green water, red palms pull green waves... my daughter can do it!"
Suddenly, the little girl next to him looked at the red-nosed old man and said something.
"..."
The red-nosed old man had already raised his wine glass, but when he heard what the little girl said, his hands trembled, and half of the glass was spilled.
His already red face became even more red.
He said 'no' just now, and he has already given up his old face. Now that a little girl says that, how can he hold his face.
"Babe, don't talk nonsense!"
After staying for a while, Xie Kun was taken aback, then scolded with a cold face.
In his opinion, this old man cannot be offended!
Haven't you seen even a brother-in-law with great powers, who will say "Senior Jiuxian" in one mouthful, and then be respectful, and occasionally have to flatter?
In his eyes, Xiao Chen has already reached the level of "the most awesome" he knows, this old man... he can't even imagine, how awesome!
"Hehe, it's nothing, senior Jiuxian, come on, I'm joking with you, let me toast you first."
Xiao Chen smiled, and picked up the cup in front of him.
"Hmph, I found out, old man Chen is right, you boy, you are so weak."
The red-nosed old man looked at Xiao Chen, and also went down the steps, raised his head and drank the wine in the glass.
"However, one cup is not enough, three cups are needed."
"Okay, as long as senior Jiuxian drinks, then I will risk my life to accompany the gentleman tonight, and I will never stop getting drunk with you!"
Xiao Chen said with a smile.
Hearing Xiao Chen's words, the red-nosed old man's eyes brightened.
"Is this true?"
"really!"
Xiao Chen nodded.
"Come on, make a bottle first, and make up for the wine just now."
The red-nosed old man opened a bottle of wine and said to Xiao Chen.
"it is good."
Xiao Chen readily agreed, picked up a bottle of wine, and touched the bottle with the red-nosed old man.
"Hehe, you boy, if you like me, do it."
The red-nosed old man spoke, raised his head and started drinking.
Xiao Chen also followed closely behind, like a green dragon drinking water!
Soon, the two drank a bottle of wine.
The red-nosed old man put down the wine bottle and watched Xiao Chen put down the wine bottle almost at the same time, his eyes lit up slightly.
You can tell if you can drink or not.
"Okay, go on!"
"Oh Well."
The two opened the wine again and continued to dry the bottle.
"This...this is not drinking."
Xie Kun's face trembled when he saw it, even though he often drinks and loves to drink, he has never dared to drink like this.
Xie Yiling was also a little worried. Although she had stayed in nightclubs and seen many people who could drink, accidents would happen to those who drank like this.
But she thought about it, brother Chen should know.
"Go get some wine."
After Xiao Chen put down the wine bottle, he said something to Xie Kun.
"Huh? Oh, alright."
Xie Kun nodded and went to make a phone call.
"Senior Jiuxian, continue?"
Xiao Chen looked at the red-nosed old man and asked.
"Of course I have to continue, so I rinsed my mouth."
The red-nosed old man nodded.
"The boy is not bad."
The two were talking and drinking, and quickly drank all the wine.
At this time, someone brought wine over.
I don't know who Xie Kun called and sent them, and they were all treasured wines.
"Haha, you can have a good drink tonight."
The red-nosed old man looked at so much wine and laughed.
Xiao Chen also felt a little proud. When he was in Longhai, except for Sun Wugong, almost no one could compete with him for wine.
The last person who competed with him for wine was...Jiang Yu.
This guy... just drank into the hospital, and then ran away, which made him very disappointed.
The two of them took one bottle after another, and they had a lot of fun drinking.
"Not bad."
The red-nosed old man enjoyed his drink and kept nodding his head.
"Boy, most of the young people in the ancient martial arts world are just putting on airs, they are not as good as we were back then... Sometimes, I just wonder why the ancient martial arts world is not as good as the previous generation."
"..."
Hearing what the red-nosed old man said, Xiao Chen and Hua Youque curled their lips, these old guys have always had such a concept.
In fact, not only the ancient martial arts world, but also many industries are like this.
Some old people, or feel that they have experienced it, will feel that the young people today are not good enough, and they are far inferior to them.
In fact, young people are not a little worse than them.
"If you drink up my old man tonight, my old man will teach you some unique skills, so that you can never stop using them."
The red-nosed old man took another sip of wine and said.
Hearing the words of the red-nosed old man, Xiao Chen's eyes lit up all of a sudden, this old man is right!
And Hua Youque's eyes also brightened up.
He has long been thinking about the unique skill of the red-nosed old man.
But thinking of the drinking capacity of the red-nosed old man, he still gave up thinking about it.
Don't be so special if you haven't learned your unique skills. If you die from alcohol poisoning, it won't be worth it.
If you drink with ordinary people, you can barely use your internal strength to force out some alcohol, but the red-nosed old man, what kind of person is that, a person who has been soaking in wine tanks all his life!
Playing tricks in front of him, isn't that courting death?
"it is good."
Just when Hua Youque was thinking and reminded Xiao Chen a few words, Xiao Chen readily agreed.
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Chen opened several bottles of wine and placed them in front of him.
"Senior Jiuxian, as long as you don't delay tomorrow's extermination of Shenzong, I will definitely let you drink to your heart's content tonight."
"Haha, don't delay, come."
The red-nosed old man laughed, raised his head and drank the wine in his glass.
Xiao Chen also followed closely, and started a new round of wine competition with the red-nosed old man.
"Brother Chen..."
Even if Xie Yiling stayed in the nightclub for a long time, she was a little scared seeing the two of them drinking like water.
Even if it's drinking water, you can't drink so much!
"Don't worry, it's okay."
Xiao Chen shook his head, comforting Yi Ling.
Time passed by minute by minute.
There were empty wine bottles in front of the two of them.
The faces of Xiao Chen and the red-nosed old man also became more and more red.
However, both of them are in good shape and very excited.
"This... is this still human?"
Xie Kun secretly smacked his tongue, just smelling it, he felt like he was going to be drunk.
He felt that all the wine in the past was for nothing.
"Amazing!"
Even Hua Youque stared at Xiao Chen with wide eyes in shock.
He still has some understanding of the drinking capacity of the red-nosed old man.
It may be a bit of an exaggeration to say that you will never get drunk after a thousand cups.
But looking at the entire ancient martial arts world, there are only a handful of people who can compete with him in drinking.
In the words of the red-nosed old man himself, the only one who is still alive in this world and has fought with him without getting drunk is an old Taoist priest who plays drunken fist, plus a land fairy!
For the former, Hua Youque didn't know who it was.
But for the latter, the 'Land Immortal', it is like a thunderbolt.
In the entire ancient martial arts world, only that person will be called so!
It's just that, over the years, that person has disappeared in the rivers and lakes, and the rest are just countless legends!
Even, these legends are not circulated in the market, only some big aristocratic families or children with inheritance have heard of them occasionally.
If he hadn't been running around with the red-nosed old man all year round and heard him tell a lot of anecdotes about the world, he wouldn't be very clear about it.
As time goes by, the wine is drunk more and more.
The red-nosed old man was drunk and his eyes were blurred, his hand holding the wine trembled slightly.
He felt that the amount was almost reached, and it was refreshing!
Now, even if Dzogchen stood in front of him, he would not be afraid at all, and could fight against him!
However, if you drink it again, I'm afraid it won't work.
On the other hand, Xiao Chen's face was also very red, and he was half drunk.
He didn't use his internal strength to force the alcohol out, firstly, he couldn't hide it from the red-nosed old man, and secondly, drinking like that was meaningless.
Since you want to fight, then fight hard!
"Boy, I want to know, who did you learn from? It can't be that old bull-nosed apprentice, right?"
Seeing that Xiao Chen wanted to continue drinking, the red-nosed old man stopped him and asked.
"Old Niubi? I don't know."
Xiao Chen shook his head.
"Senior Jiuxian, come on, let's continue... Are you okay?"
"Who said no? Come!"
Originally, the red-nosed old man didn't intend to drink anymore, but when he heard this, he stared and continued to drink.
Soon, he lay prone on the table and fell asleep soundly.
"Hehe, Brother Hua, you can give me a certificate. Is this my victory?"
Xiao Chen pointed at the crouching red-nosed old man and smiled drunkenly.
"Well, you won... I don't have many people I admire, so I'll add you."
"Haha, don't worship brother, brother is just...a legend."
After Xiao Chen said the last two words, he also lay down on the table.
"..."
Hua Youque looked at Xiao Chen who was drunk, and twitched the corners of his mouth, how hard it is!
Neither Xiao Chen nor the red-nosed old man touched the wine glass in front of them.
"Senior Jiuxian, you are worthy of being called 'Jiuxian'. You are familiar with Jiuxian's poems by heart?"
Xiao Chen looked at the red-nosed old man and said with a smile.
"Hehe, there are not many young people who can memorize Li Taibai's poems."
The red-nosed old man squinted his eyes, not hiding his admiration for Xiao Chen.
"What's next? Let's come to other poems, otherwise, I won't be able to drink this wine, and my old man will still be greedy."
"Oh Well."
Xiao Chen nodded with a smile, just now he noticed that the old man glanced at the wine glass in front of him several times, obviously wanting to drink.
"You come first, I'll take it."
The red-nosed old man picked up his wine glass, smelled it, and put it down again.
Next to him, Hua Youque grinned, this Jiuxian uncle is solid enough, if it were him, he would stop drinking and throw chopsticks, and he would just say later that he would be able to drink.
Others, on the other hand, were very interested in watching the two drinking orders.
Especially Xie Yiling, looking at Xiao Chen's eyes, was full of splendor.
In her eyes, Xiao Chen is omnipotent.
"I'll have one first... goose goose, song to heaven."
Xiao Chen looked at the red-nosed old man and suppressed a smile.
"..."
Hearing Xiao Chen's poem, the red-nosed old man looked straight at him. Did this kid not let himself drink on purpose?
"puff!"
The flowers next to it were missing, and the wine was sprayed out in one gulp, damn it, dare you come up with a simpler one!
"what happened?"
Xiao Chen looked at the reaction of the two and asked.
"Senior Jiuxian, it's your turn."
"I...I won't!"
The red-nosed old man might really be too greedy. He stared at Xiao Chen, gritted his teeth, and said something.
"Grandpa is so stupid, white hair floats in green water, red palms pull green waves... my daughter can do it!"
Suddenly, the little girl next to him looked at the red-nosed old man and said something.
"..."
The red-nosed old man had already raised his wine glass, but when he heard what the little girl said, his hands trembled, and half of the glass was spilled.
His already red face became even more red.
He said 'no' just now, and he has already given up his old face. Now that a little girl says that, how can he hold his face.
"Babe, don't talk nonsense!"
After staying for a while, Xie Kun was taken aback, then scolded with a cold face.
In his opinion, this old man cannot be offended!
Haven't you seen even a brother-in-law with great powers, who will say "Senior Jiuxian" in one mouthful, and then be respectful, and occasionally have to flatter?
In his eyes, Xiao Chen has already reached the level of "the most awesome" he knows, this old man... he can't even imagine, how awesome!
"Hehe, it's nothing, senior Jiuxian, come on, I'm joking with you, let me toast you first."
Xiao Chen smiled, and picked up the cup in front of him.
"Hmph, I found out, old man Chen is right, you boy, you are so weak."
The red-nosed old man looked at Xiao Chen, and also went down the steps, raised his head and drank the wine in the glass.
"However, one cup is not enough, three cups are needed."
"Okay, as long as senior Jiuxian drinks, then I will risk my life to accompany the gentleman tonight, and I will never stop getting drunk with you!"
Xiao Chen said with a smile.
Hearing Xiao Chen's words, the red-nosed old man's eyes brightened.
"Is this true?"
"really!"
Xiao Chen nodded.
"Come on, make a bottle first, and make up for the wine just now."
The red-nosed old man opened a bottle of wine and said to Xiao Chen.
"it is good."
Xiao Chen readily agreed, picked up a bottle of wine, and touched the bottle with the red-nosed old man.
"Hehe, you boy, if you like me, do it."
The red-nosed old man spoke, raised his head and started drinking.
Xiao Chen also followed closely behind, like a green dragon drinking water!
Soon, the two drank a bottle of wine.
The red-nosed old man put down the wine bottle and watched Xiao Chen put down the wine bottle almost at the same time, his eyes lit up slightly.
You can tell if you can drink or not.
"Okay, go on!"
"Oh Well."
The two opened the wine again and continued to dry the bottle.
"This...this is not drinking."
Xie Kun's face trembled when he saw it, even though he often drinks and loves to drink, he has never dared to drink like this.
Xie Yiling was also a little worried. Although she had stayed in nightclubs and seen many people who could drink, accidents would happen to those who drank like this.
But she thought about it, brother Chen should know.
"Go get some wine."
After Xiao Chen put down the wine bottle, he said something to Xie Kun.
"Huh? Oh, alright."
Xie Kun nodded and went to make a phone call.
"Senior Jiuxian, continue?"
Xiao Chen looked at the red-nosed old man and asked.
"Of course I have to continue, so I rinsed my mouth."
The red-nosed old man nodded.
"The boy is not bad."
The two were talking and drinking, and quickly drank all the wine.
At this time, someone brought wine over.
I don't know who Xie Kun called and sent them, and they were all treasured wines.
"Haha, you can have a good drink tonight."
The red-nosed old man looked at so much wine and laughed.
Xiao Chen also felt a little proud. When he was in Longhai, except for Sun Wugong, almost no one could compete with him for wine.
The last person who competed with him for wine was...Jiang Yu.
This guy... just drank into the hospital, and then ran away, which made him very disappointed.
The two of them took one bottle after another, and they had a lot of fun drinking.
"Not bad."
The red-nosed old man enjoyed his drink and kept nodding his head.
"Boy, most of the young people in the ancient martial arts world are just putting on airs, they are not as good as we were back then... Sometimes, I just wonder why the ancient martial arts world is not as good as the previous generation."
"..."
Hearing what the red-nosed old man said, Xiao Chen and Hua Youque curled their lips, these old guys have always had such a concept.
In fact, not only the ancient martial arts world, but also many industries are like this.
Some old people, or feel that they have experienced it, will feel that the young people today are not good enough, and they are far inferior to them.
In fact, young people are not a little worse than them.
"If you drink up my old man tonight, my old man will teach you some unique skills, so that you can never stop using them."
The red-nosed old man took another sip of wine and said.
Hearing the words of the red-nosed old man, Xiao Chen's eyes lit up all of a sudden, this old man is right!
And Hua Youque's eyes also brightened up.
He has long been thinking about the unique skill of the red-nosed old man.
But thinking of the drinking capacity of the red-nosed old man, he still gave up thinking about it.
Don't be so special if you haven't learned your unique skills. If you die from alcohol poisoning, it won't be worth it.
If you drink with ordinary people, you can barely use your internal strength to force out some alcohol, but the red-nosed old man, what kind of person is that, a person who has been soaking in wine tanks all his life!
Playing tricks in front of him, isn't that courting death?
"it is good."
Just when Hua Youque was thinking and reminded Xiao Chen a few words, Xiao Chen readily agreed.
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Chen opened several bottles of wine and placed them in front of him.
"Senior Jiuxian, as long as you don't delay tomorrow's extermination of Shenzong, I will definitely let you drink to your heart's content tonight."
"Haha, don't delay, come."
The red-nosed old man laughed, raised his head and drank the wine in his glass.
Xiao Chen also followed closely, and started a new round of wine competition with the red-nosed old man.
"Brother Chen..."
Even if Xie Yiling stayed in the nightclub for a long time, she was a little scared seeing the two of them drinking like water.
Even if it's drinking water, you can't drink so much!
"Don't worry, it's okay."
Xiao Chen shook his head, comforting Yi Ling.
Time passed by minute by minute.
There were empty wine bottles in front of the two of them.
The faces of Xiao Chen and the red-nosed old man also became more and more red.
However, both of them are in good shape and very excited.
"This... is this still human?"
Xie Kun secretly smacked his tongue, just smelling it, he felt like he was going to be drunk.
He felt that all the wine in the past was for nothing.
"Amazing!"
Even Hua Youque stared at Xiao Chen with wide eyes in shock.
He still has some understanding of the drinking capacity of the red-nosed old man.
It may be a bit of an exaggeration to say that you will never get drunk after a thousand cups.
But looking at the entire ancient martial arts world, there are only a handful of people who can compete with him in drinking.
In the words of the red-nosed old man himself, the only one who is still alive in this world and has fought with him without getting drunk is an old Taoist priest who plays drunken fist, plus a land fairy!
For the former, Hua Youque didn't know who it was.
But for the latter, the 'Land Immortal', it is like a thunderbolt.
In the entire ancient martial arts world, only that person will be called so!
It's just that, over the years, that person has disappeared in the rivers and lakes, and the rest are just countless legends!
Even, these legends are not circulated in the market, only some big aristocratic families or children with inheritance have heard of them occasionally.
If he hadn't been running around with the red-nosed old man all year round and heard him tell a lot of anecdotes about the world, he wouldn't be very clear about it.
As time goes by, the wine is drunk more and more.
The red-nosed old man was drunk and his eyes were blurred, his hand holding the wine trembled slightly.
He felt that the amount was almost reached, and it was refreshing!
Now, even if Dzogchen stood in front of him, he would not be afraid at all, and could fight against him!
However, if you drink it again, I'm afraid it won't work.
On the other hand, Xiao Chen's face was also very red, and he was half drunk.
He didn't use his internal strength to force the alcohol out, firstly, he couldn't hide it from the red-nosed old man, and secondly, drinking like that was meaningless.
Since you want to fight, then fight hard!
"Boy, I want to know, who did you learn from? It can't be that old bull-nosed apprentice, right?"
Seeing that Xiao Chen wanted to continue drinking, the red-nosed old man stopped him and asked.
"Old Niubi? I don't know."
Xiao Chen shook his head.
"Senior Jiuxian, come on, let's continue... Are you okay?"
"Who said no? Come!"
Originally, the red-nosed old man didn't intend to drink anymore, but when he heard this, he stared and continued to drink.
Soon, he lay prone on the table and fell asleep soundly.
"Hehe, Brother Hua, you can give me a certificate. Is this my victory?"
Xiao Chen pointed at the crouching red-nosed old man and smiled drunkenly.
"Well, you won... I don't have many people I admire, so I'll add you."
"Haha, don't worship brother, brother is just...a legend."
After Xiao Chen said the last two words, he also lay down on the table.
"..."
Hua Youque looked at Xiao Chen who was drunk, and twitched the corners of his mouth, how hard it is!
