Chapter 38 Interviewer
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Ji Mo De Wu Zhe
In a blink of an eye, the job fair is about to start.
This morning, Xiao Chen dressed up for a rare occasion to make himself more energetic.
"You're so handsome!" Xiao Chen looked at himself in the mirror and couldn't help but praise: "If I were a bitch, I would definitely like you!"
After dinner, when he came to the company, he started to get busy.
Although he prefers to be the hands-off shopkeeper, as the head of the security department, he can't worry about it!
"Minister Xiao, the applicants have arrived one after another, and the official start at ten o'clock."
Tong Yan is here, and she is also very formally dressed today, standard office worker attire.
"Okay, how many people have come to apply?"
Xiao Chen glanced at Tong Yan's propped up white shirt, and asked with a smile.
"There are already more than 60 people who went to the front desk to sign up just now, and there are still more people."
"so much?"
Xiao Chen was a little surprised, wasn't he just hiring a security guard?
In his impression, security guards belong to the bottom of the company, and there should not be many people who want to be security guards!
Furthermore, the standards of the domestic security industry are uneven. Except for professional security companies with professional security output, most security guards are 'amateurs', or even 'old, weak, sick and disabled'.
Think about the security guards in some communities, they are usually old men. Once various accidents happen, if you count on these old men to protect the safety of the community, you might as well expect an Ultraman to fall from the sky!
"Yes."
"Then the applicant is not old, weak, sick or disabled?"
"No, in the recruitment document, there are already preliminary requirements...but..." Tong Yan hesitated when she said this.
"But what?" Seeing Tong Yan like this, Xiao Chen asked.
"However, there are also some who come to join in the fun."
"Join the fun? What do you mean?" Xiao Chen asked curiously.
"Many applicants have ulterior motives. They are here for...for our female colleagues in the company."
"Female colleague?" Xiao Chen was even more surprised.
"Yes, we all know that Qingcheng Company has many beauties, so..."
After Tong Yan said this, Xiao Chen understood, it seems that those rich men and boys all want to come in and pick up girls!
However, thinking about the quality of beauties in the company, he smiled, and said, "You are a lady, you are a gentleman, there is nothing wrong with that!"
However, it was their fault to come here to trouble Minister Xiao for the sake of picking up girls!
"Leave this matter to me! Since they're here, it's not in vain. I have to teach them a lesson!"
Xiao Chen grinned, called some security guards, and muttered a few words.
"Yes, Minister Xiao!"
Several security guards nodded hurriedly and ran out.
"Tong Yan, let's go, let's go out and have a look together."
"Okay, Minister Xiao."
Xiao Chen took Tong Yan out of the security department and came to the lobby downstairs, where he saw the applicants chatting in twos and threes.
When he glanced over, he really found a lot of rich young men with tender skin and tender flesh, talking and laughing loudly, and commenting on the OL beauties passing by from time to time.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Chen sneered in his heart, laugh, when you cry later!
"Hi, beauty, let's get to know each other? My name is Qiu Dasi..."
Suddenly, a young man with greasy hair and pink face ran up to Tong Yan, his eyes were shining brightly, as if he had discovered a new world.
"Hello."
Although she didn't want to talk to this guy, Tong Yan smiled and nodded out of politeness.
"Beauty, which department are you from? I'm going to enter the security department soon, and we'll be colleagues by then... Shall we have lunch together? Come, let's shake hands first..."
Seeing that Tong Yan smiled at him, the young man felt that there was something interesting, and secretly thought that he was really lucky, to meet such a top-quality Tong Yan when he first arrived.Milk!
Just when Tong Yan was hesitating whether he should shake hands with this guy, Xiao Chen spoke.
"Hehe, hello, I hope we can become colleagues, as for the meal, we can skip it."
Xiao Chen smiled, held Qiu Dasi's hand, and exerted a little force.
"Ouch... you let go!"
Qiu Das let out a cry of pain, and wanted to shake off Xiao Chen's hand, but found that the hand was like some kind of pliers.
Xiao Chen smiled, let go of Qiu Dasi, and sneered in his heart, Mahler Gobi, who picked up girls in front of Lao Tzu, ate a bear's heart and leopard gall?
Qiu Dasi's cry of pain also attracted the attention of many people, and they watched it one after another.
There were even a few young people who had a good relationship with Qiu Dasi, all of them surrounded and stared at Xiao Chen with fierce eyes.
"Hehe, are you all here to apply for security? Let me introduce myself. I am the head of the security department of Qingcheng Company, and I am also the interviewer for this recruitment—Xiao Chen!"
Xiao Chen looked at the young men and said with a smile.
Hearing Xiao Chen's words, the young people were all stunned, Minister?interviewer?
Even Qiu Das rubbed his aching hands, and swallowed the swear words that came to his lips.
In normal times, they might not pay attention to a mere head of the security department, but not today. Didn’t you hear what he said, he is an interviewer... Moreover, even if you enter the company to pick up girls, you have to be in his hands Stay here for a few days!
"It turned out to be Minister Xiao, hello, hello!" Qiu Das changed his face, squeezed out a smile, and then lowered his voice: "Minister Xiao, our brothers are all here to apply for the job, I hope we can pass it later Ah...tonight, let's invite Minister Xiao to be a one-stop, how about it?"
"That's right, Minister Xiao, brothers can rely on you!" Another young man, Se.Mimi glanced at Tong Yan, then said with a smile.
Xiao Chen looked at these guys and grinned: "Hehe, it's easy to say, I believe in your abilities..."
When the young people heard this, they were determined. The interviewer said so, so it is safe to enter the company!
"Minister Xiao, it's interesting enough, then we won't bother Minister Xiao, and make an appointment tonight!"
After several young people left, Tong Yan stared at Xiao Chen: "Minister Xiao, how could you do this?"
"what happened?"
"Boss Su entrusted you with the recruitment task because he trusted you. How could you open the back door for them? Their purpose is not pure, and they can't take up the post of security at all!" Tong Yan said angrily.
Xiao Chen was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, this chick has a sense of justice!
"Hehe, don't worry, I'm teasing them! If you want to enter the security department, you must have some real materials!"
"Really?"
"Of course, I never lie to women, especially a beautiful woman like you."
"..."
"Let's go, it's almost time, ready to start."
Xiao Chen looked at his wristwatch, glanced at the hall, a sneer formed at the corner of his mouth, he regarded Lao Tzu's job fair as your girls' meeting, and see how I will deal with you!
As time goes by, ten o'clock arrives!
"Ding Li, go, let everyone in!"
Xiao Chen sat on the interviewer's seat and said calmly.
"Yes."
Ding Li nodded, and soon dozens of applicants followed him in.
The applicants are all curious, shouldn't they be interviewing alone?Why are you all in now?
Qiu Dasi and the others smiled at Xiao Chen. In their opinion, joining the company is a certainty!
"Minister Xiao, there are a total of 83 applicants." Ding Lihui reported.
Xiao Chen nodded, got up slowly, and swept his eyes across the audience: "Qingcheng Company, this time we will recruit a total of twenty security guards, that is to say, you can only leave a quarter of them... some requirements, The recruitment copy has already made it very clear, do you all feel that you meet the requirements?"
"meets the!"
The applicants replied in a hurry, but their eyes were obviously looking at Tong Yan beside Xiao Chen, to be more precise, at her chest.
"Hehe, good." Xiao Chen smiled: "What is the security guard for? Come on, who will tell me?"
"Protect the safety of the company's property and the personal safety of employees..." A young man in the front row said loudly.
Xiao Chen nodded: "That's right, so the first element is to have a strong body! Calling you all together is also a primary selection, and those who don't have a strong body will be eliminated!"
Candidates look at each other, what does this mean?
popping.
Xiao Chen clapped his palms, the door of the meeting room opened, and several security guards came in carrying barbells and other fitness equipment, and placed them in the middle.
"[-] dumbbell squats, [-] barbell bench presses, if you pass, go to the next round of interviews, let's start with you!"
Xiao Chen was too lazy to talk nonsense, pointing to Qiu Dasi who was standing at the left end of the front row and said.
Qiu Das was taken aback, he looked at the dumbbell, then at the barbell, and gasped, let alone fifty, even five, he couldn't do it!
"Minister Xiao, you..."
"Why, you want to be a security guard, but you don't even have the physique?"
Xiao Chen looked at Qiu Das with a playful look on his face. These rich young men and women have already been hollowed out by alcohol and sex, not to mention the barbell bench press, they probably can't even do five push-ups!
"Minister Xiao, we made an agreement just now..."
"What did you say? Hehe, if you can't do it, just quit."
Qiu Das was furious: "Who said I can't do it?" He said, stepped forward, bent down to grab the dumbbells, and started squatting.
In the end, he couldn't even do ten, his feet were soft, his body shook, and the dumbbell hit his instep directly, causing him to jump up in pain, crying like ghosts and wolves...
"disuse!"
Xiao Chen's cold voice sounded.
"Boy, you..." Qiu Das was furious, clutching his feet, wanting to explode.
"Next!"
Xiao Chen didn't even look at him, his eyes fell on the next rich young man.
The rich young man looked at Qiu Dasi's fate, the corner of his mouth twitched a few times, and he simply said that he would withdraw voluntarily.
Immediately afterwards, a few more big and small quit, and then the real candidates started doing squats and bench presses.
What satisfied Xiao Chen was that there are still capable people, and with training, they will definitely become a steel knife, at least in Longhai, they can be invincible!
Two hours passed, and more than 80 people, about half of whom passed the primary election, entered the next round of interviews.
Among the eliminated people, there is a small half like Qiu Dasi.
"Old Qiu, are your feet okay?" A young man asked in the corner.
"Damn it, it still hurts!" Qiu Das gritted his teeth and stared at Xiao Chen: "This kid is playing us, we can't let this guy go."
"Well, when did we suffer this loss?"
"Don't be careless, there are so many security guards here, let's watch from the side first, and find a chance to talk! If it doesn't work, just wait for this grandson to get off work!"
The young and old of the rich families all nodded, this bad breath must come out!
"Sorry, those eliminated can leave now, we..."
Before Xiao Chen finished speaking, there was a bang, the door of the conference room was pushed open, Ren Kun walked in with a face full of arrogance, followed by Liu Dakui and two masters!
This morning, Xiao Chen dressed up for a rare occasion to make himself more energetic.
"You're so handsome!" Xiao Chen looked at himself in the mirror and couldn't help but praise: "If I were a bitch, I would definitely like you!"
After dinner, when he came to the company, he started to get busy.
Although he prefers to be the hands-off shopkeeper, as the head of the security department, he can't worry about it!
"Minister Xiao, the applicants have arrived one after another, and the official start at ten o'clock."
Tong Yan is here, and she is also very formally dressed today, standard office worker attire.
"Okay, how many people have come to apply?"
Xiao Chen glanced at Tong Yan's propped up white shirt, and asked with a smile.
"There are already more than 60 people who went to the front desk to sign up just now, and there are still more people."
"so much?"
Xiao Chen was a little surprised, wasn't he just hiring a security guard?
In his impression, security guards belong to the bottom of the company, and there should not be many people who want to be security guards!
Furthermore, the standards of the domestic security industry are uneven. Except for professional security companies with professional security output, most security guards are 'amateurs', or even 'old, weak, sick and disabled'.
Think about the security guards in some communities, they are usually old men. Once various accidents happen, if you count on these old men to protect the safety of the community, you might as well expect an Ultraman to fall from the sky!
"Yes."
"Then the applicant is not old, weak, sick or disabled?"
"No, in the recruitment document, there are already preliminary requirements...but..." Tong Yan hesitated when she said this.
"But what?" Seeing Tong Yan like this, Xiao Chen asked.
"However, there are also some who come to join in the fun."
"Join the fun? What do you mean?" Xiao Chen asked curiously.
"Many applicants have ulterior motives. They are here for...for our female colleagues in the company."
"Female colleague?" Xiao Chen was even more surprised.
"Yes, we all know that Qingcheng Company has many beauties, so..."
After Tong Yan said this, Xiao Chen understood, it seems that those rich men and boys all want to come in and pick up girls!
However, thinking about the quality of beauties in the company, he smiled, and said, "You are a lady, you are a gentleman, there is nothing wrong with that!"
However, it was their fault to come here to trouble Minister Xiao for the sake of picking up girls!
"Leave this matter to me! Since they're here, it's not in vain. I have to teach them a lesson!"
Xiao Chen grinned, called some security guards, and muttered a few words.
"Yes, Minister Xiao!"
Several security guards nodded hurriedly and ran out.
"Tong Yan, let's go, let's go out and have a look together."
"Okay, Minister Xiao."
Xiao Chen took Tong Yan out of the security department and came to the lobby downstairs, where he saw the applicants chatting in twos and threes.
When he glanced over, he really found a lot of rich young men with tender skin and tender flesh, talking and laughing loudly, and commenting on the OL beauties passing by from time to time.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Chen sneered in his heart, laugh, when you cry later!
"Hi, beauty, let's get to know each other? My name is Qiu Dasi..."
Suddenly, a young man with greasy hair and pink face ran up to Tong Yan, his eyes were shining brightly, as if he had discovered a new world.
"Hello."
Although she didn't want to talk to this guy, Tong Yan smiled and nodded out of politeness.
"Beauty, which department are you from? I'm going to enter the security department soon, and we'll be colleagues by then... Shall we have lunch together? Come, let's shake hands first..."
Seeing that Tong Yan smiled at him, the young man felt that there was something interesting, and secretly thought that he was really lucky, to meet such a top-quality Tong Yan when he first arrived.Milk!
Just when Tong Yan was hesitating whether he should shake hands with this guy, Xiao Chen spoke.
"Hehe, hello, I hope we can become colleagues, as for the meal, we can skip it."
Xiao Chen smiled, held Qiu Dasi's hand, and exerted a little force.
"Ouch... you let go!"
Qiu Das let out a cry of pain, and wanted to shake off Xiao Chen's hand, but found that the hand was like some kind of pliers.
Xiao Chen smiled, let go of Qiu Dasi, and sneered in his heart, Mahler Gobi, who picked up girls in front of Lao Tzu, ate a bear's heart and leopard gall?
Qiu Dasi's cry of pain also attracted the attention of many people, and they watched it one after another.
There were even a few young people who had a good relationship with Qiu Dasi, all of them surrounded and stared at Xiao Chen with fierce eyes.
"Hehe, are you all here to apply for security? Let me introduce myself. I am the head of the security department of Qingcheng Company, and I am also the interviewer for this recruitment—Xiao Chen!"
Xiao Chen looked at the young men and said with a smile.
Hearing Xiao Chen's words, the young people were all stunned, Minister?interviewer?
Even Qiu Das rubbed his aching hands, and swallowed the swear words that came to his lips.
In normal times, they might not pay attention to a mere head of the security department, but not today. Didn’t you hear what he said, he is an interviewer... Moreover, even if you enter the company to pick up girls, you have to be in his hands Stay here for a few days!
"It turned out to be Minister Xiao, hello, hello!" Qiu Das changed his face, squeezed out a smile, and then lowered his voice: "Minister Xiao, our brothers are all here to apply for the job, I hope we can pass it later Ah...tonight, let's invite Minister Xiao to be a one-stop, how about it?"
"That's right, Minister Xiao, brothers can rely on you!" Another young man, Se.Mimi glanced at Tong Yan, then said with a smile.
Xiao Chen looked at these guys and grinned: "Hehe, it's easy to say, I believe in your abilities..."
When the young people heard this, they were determined. The interviewer said so, so it is safe to enter the company!
"Minister Xiao, it's interesting enough, then we won't bother Minister Xiao, and make an appointment tonight!"
After several young people left, Tong Yan stared at Xiao Chen: "Minister Xiao, how could you do this?"
"what happened?"
"Boss Su entrusted you with the recruitment task because he trusted you. How could you open the back door for them? Their purpose is not pure, and they can't take up the post of security at all!" Tong Yan said angrily.
Xiao Chen was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, this chick has a sense of justice!
"Hehe, don't worry, I'm teasing them! If you want to enter the security department, you must have some real materials!"
"Really?"
"Of course, I never lie to women, especially a beautiful woman like you."
"..."
"Let's go, it's almost time, ready to start."
Xiao Chen looked at his wristwatch, glanced at the hall, a sneer formed at the corner of his mouth, he regarded Lao Tzu's job fair as your girls' meeting, and see how I will deal with you!
As time goes by, ten o'clock arrives!
"Ding Li, go, let everyone in!"
Xiao Chen sat on the interviewer's seat and said calmly.
"Yes."
Ding Li nodded, and soon dozens of applicants followed him in.
The applicants are all curious, shouldn't they be interviewing alone?Why are you all in now?
Qiu Dasi and the others smiled at Xiao Chen. In their opinion, joining the company is a certainty!
"Minister Xiao, there are a total of 83 applicants." Ding Lihui reported.
Xiao Chen nodded, got up slowly, and swept his eyes across the audience: "Qingcheng Company, this time we will recruit a total of twenty security guards, that is to say, you can only leave a quarter of them... some requirements, The recruitment copy has already made it very clear, do you all feel that you meet the requirements?"
"meets the!"
The applicants replied in a hurry, but their eyes were obviously looking at Tong Yan beside Xiao Chen, to be more precise, at her chest.
"Hehe, good." Xiao Chen smiled: "What is the security guard for? Come on, who will tell me?"
"Protect the safety of the company's property and the personal safety of employees..." A young man in the front row said loudly.
Xiao Chen nodded: "That's right, so the first element is to have a strong body! Calling you all together is also a primary selection, and those who don't have a strong body will be eliminated!"
Candidates look at each other, what does this mean?
popping.
Xiao Chen clapped his palms, the door of the meeting room opened, and several security guards came in carrying barbells and other fitness equipment, and placed them in the middle.
"[-] dumbbell squats, [-] barbell bench presses, if you pass, go to the next round of interviews, let's start with you!"
Xiao Chen was too lazy to talk nonsense, pointing to Qiu Dasi who was standing at the left end of the front row and said.
Qiu Das was taken aback, he looked at the dumbbell, then at the barbell, and gasped, let alone fifty, even five, he couldn't do it!
"Minister Xiao, you..."
"Why, you want to be a security guard, but you don't even have the physique?"
Xiao Chen looked at Qiu Das with a playful look on his face. These rich young men and women have already been hollowed out by alcohol and sex, not to mention the barbell bench press, they probably can't even do five push-ups!
"Minister Xiao, we made an agreement just now..."
"What did you say? Hehe, if you can't do it, just quit."
Qiu Das was furious: "Who said I can't do it?" He said, stepped forward, bent down to grab the dumbbells, and started squatting.
In the end, he couldn't even do ten, his feet were soft, his body shook, and the dumbbell hit his instep directly, causing him to jump up in pain, crying like ghosts and wolves...
"disuse!"
Xiao Chen's cold voice sounded.
"Boy, you..." Qiu Das was furious, clutching his feet, wanting to explode.
"Next!"
Xiao Chen didn't even look at him, his eyes fell on the next rich young man.
The rich young man looked at Qiu Dasi's fate, the corner of his mouth twitched a few times, and he simply said that he would withdraw voluntarily.
Immediately afterwards, a few more big and small quit, and then the real candidates started doing squats and bench presses.
What satisfied Xiao Chen was that there are still capable people, and with training, they will definitely become a steel knife, at least in Longhai, they can be invincible!
Two hours passed, and more than 80 people, about half of whom passed the primary election, entered the next round of interviews.
Among the eliminated people, there is a small half like Qiu Dasi.
"Old Qiu, are your feet okay?" A young man asked in the corner.
"Damn it, it still hurts!" Qiu Das gritted his teeth and stared at Xiao Chen: "This kid is playing us, we can't let this guy go."
"Well, when did we suffer this loss?"
"Don't be careless, there are so many security guards here, let's watch from the side first, and find a chance to talk! If it doesn't work, just wait for this grandson to get off work!"
The young and old of the rich families all nodded, this bad breath must come out!
"Sorry, those eliminated can leave now, we..."
Before Xiao Chen finished speaking, there was a bang, the door of the conference room was pushed open, Ren Kun walked in with a face full of arrogance, followed by Liu Dakui and two masters!
