Chapter 86 Lu Yuan, if you want to make a pornographic film, I can sponsor you.

"Hokage-sama, is this too exaggerated?"

Listening to the admissions teacher's complaint just now, this spirited young man was eliminated once last year and was eliminated again this year. He obviously belongs to the level of loser. Even if he reluctantly enrolls, he can only become cannon fodder like a genin.

Nara Shikato looked at the ordinary watermelon-headed Mattai in front of him, with thick long eyebrows and a funny dark green training uniform. In the future, could he kick the Shodaime-sama to death?

What kind of ninja humor joke is this!

Isn't the reason why this damn ninja war started because of the sudden death of Lord Shodaime?

If Shodaime-sama is still alive, he can defeat the entire ninja world by himself!

"exaggerate?"

"It's true that he still needs helpers. For example, the top pendant Senju Hashirama. Then the Materdai should be complete. One Senju Hashirama shouldn't be enough for him to kick to death. At least two are needed."

"Forehead"

Nara Shikahiro decisively chose to shut up. He found that Uchiha Nan was getting more and more outrageous as he talked. The second-generation master used Matt as a pendant and kicked two first-generation adults to death.

If I continue to chat with Uchiha Nan, I wonder what shocking words he will say.

That is to say, the person in front of him is the Sandaime Hokage. If others say such nonsense in front of him, Nara Shikato will definitely arrest the person immediately and imprison him in the ANBU for several days to torture him. Konoha's top powerhouse is not just for everyone. Just kidding.

"There are a handful of ordinary people in the world who are mediocre and have no talent. They climb to the top step by step just with their passion and persistence. When you think of them again, you can't even look at their backs. arrive"

Uchiha Kusu patted Nara Shikato's shoulder and spoke skillfully. In the world of Naruto, the only people who can reach the six-level combat power through diligent practice are probably Matt Dai and his son.

The others are either deus ex machina or playing bloodline. If I grow to the six levels in the future, I should be classified as Wind Spirit Yueying.

Or cheating is more suitable for you.

Uchiha Nan sighed inwardly and slowly walked towards Matt Dai. At this time, Matt Dai's tears had turned into fountains. He was saying something like "this is for youth" and hugged the admissions teacher.

The atmosphere was funny and awkward. The admissions teacher felt panicked as he watched Uchiha Nan approach him step by step. What the hell had I done? How could I be so unlucky to meet such a bastard like Matt Dai at work?

"Do you really want to be a ninja?"

Uchiha Nan walked to Matt Dai's side,

Matt Dai, who was too engrossed in crying, heard Uchiha Nan's words, and then realized that there was another person beside him.

"Hokage-sama?!"

Matt Dai was surprised and happy. His target immediately changed and he pounced on Uchiha Nan.

"Hokage-sama, I really want to become a ninja. My youth is just for... ah ah ah." (tears grew into long strips)

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Uchiha Nan quickly pushed away Matt Dai who was crying with snot and tears. His clothes were extremely difficult to wash.

"Okay, I get it!"

"You passed the selection for ninja school!"

After hearing Uchiha Nan's words, Matt Dai's tears immediately rose to a higher level, and he wanted to throw himself into Uchiha Nan's arms again.

Uchiha Kusu glanced at Nara Shikahuan in an instant, causing Nara Shikahuan to stand in front of him and bear Matt Dai's passionate youth.

"The so-called Will of Fire in Konoha means that everyone can become an excellent ninja through hard work. An excellent ninja needs to possess these qualities."

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Taking this opportunity, Uchiha Nan made an impassioned speech to the crowd, like what is the will of fire? As long as everyone works hard, Uchiha Nan simply opened his mouth.

Uchiha Nan's passionate speech made Matt Dai more and more excited, and his youthful tears reached a new level. With the exaggerated amount of water produced, Uchiha Nan even doubted that Matt Dai would cry until he was dehydrated.

However, when Matt Dai really grows up in the future, today's scene may become a famous scene in history, and the beautiful story of Uchiha Nanbo's joy in knowing a thousand-mile horse will be spread in future generations.

Then Uchiha Kusu ended his speech in a flustered manner, and called Nara Shikato to quickly enter the ninja school with him.

Because Uchiha Kusu discovered that Matt Dai was not satisfied with releasing his youth in Nara Shigato, and the target seemed to have turned to himself.

"Will it be true one day?"

"Return mine to you."

Returning to the ninja school, Uchiha Nan hummed a youth ditty. The melody was so brisk that even Nara Shikamaru started to bob his head to Uchiha Nan's tune.

Hokage-sama sings quite nicely.

"Shikahara, which class is Tsunade in?"

Uchiha Kusu was very interested in seeing the campus life of the Sannin in the ninja school during this time period. After hearing this, Nara Shikahara took Uchiha Kusu to a classroom.

in class

The teacher was talking so much that he was slobbering all over the place, sliding the chalk up and down the blackboard with one hand.

Jiraiya was about to fall asleep with his eyes wide open. Orochimaru was a good student and listened carefully.

As for Tsunade reading an unknown book and making gestures with her hands, Uchiha Nan thought she was learning some ninjutsu and practicing hand seals until Tsunade took out the dice from the table.

The performance of the three people fits Uchiha Nan's stereotype of them.

"Cough cough cough"

Nara Shikaon was a little embarrassed. He had heard that the granddaughter of the first generation was addicted to gambling. He didn't expect that she was still studying this in class. You might as well sleep in class.

"Those who sleep and play dice should stand in the back and listen to the class!"

Uchiha Nan was in a playful mood and immediately walked into the classroom and shouted.

Tsunade stood up with a start. Jiraiya was still sleeping, but a few unlucky people who were dozing like Jiraiya stood up.

"Hokage-sama!?"

Uchiha Nan's sudden appearance ignited the originally boring classroom atmosphere. The most common dream of Konoha children is to become a Hokage.

The class suddenly turned into an idol meeting. After Uchiha Nan happily signed autographs for several children, the scene began to get out of control.

It was the teacher who took action. A quiet self-study calmed down the group of children.

In order not to disturb the normal progress of the class, Uchiha Nan took Nara Shikaon away from the Ninja School and returned to the Hokage Building to continue working.

Hokage's Office

"All training resources for Might Guy, especially for physical skills, can be specially allocated. Medicinal baths and secret medicines for physical skills recovery can be sent to him every month."

Uchiha Nan is very concerned about Might Guy. After all, he has the opportunity to grow to the level of Six Paths.

I will ask Senju Tobirama about the Eight Gates of the Ninjutsu later. Might Guy certainly doesn't know the Eight Gates of the Ninjutsu now. The inventor of the Eight Gates of the Ninjutsu has always been an unsolved mystery. There are two most widely circulated sayings.

One is that Might Guy invented it himself, and the other is naturally Senju Tobirama, a little expert in ninjutsu invention.

"Okay, Hokage!" Nara Shikaon nodded. Since Uchiha Nan is so concerned about the watermelon head just now, he will pay more attention to it in the future.

Could it be that Might Guy can really kick the Shodaime-sama to death in the future?

Nara Shikaon inexplicably had an absurd idea.

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

The next second, Nara Shikayuan threw away this funny idea. This statement should be that the Hokage was teasing him.

Nara Shikayuan's mind was distracted, while Uchiha Nan was there to play with the tasks issued by the system, intending to see if there were any suitable tasks to do recently.

Although the daily slacking life is comfortable, it is indeed a bit boring.

Skip the combat type tasks directly, none of them can be beaten.

There is no need to look at the ghost life type tasks. Ten draw opportunities are not enough to bribe Uchiha Nan. He feels that his moral bottom line is already very low. If it goes any lower, he will really become a human-like feces.

Just look at the achievement type!

[Long-term task: I have a Konoha dream]

[Long-term task: Entertainment to death]

[Long-term task: Food controller]

[Long-term task: Iron Ambition]

Let me take a look

I have a Konoha dream is a large late-stage task, which complements other tasks and can be skipped for the time being.

For Iron Ambition, it is easy to destroy a small country, but it is difficult to create a modern army.

Dongfeng Express must accomplish its mission!

Uchiha Nan suddenly thought of this sentence.

If it is a modern army of this level, the difficulty is not ordinary.

Gather heavy artillery to kill ninjas?

That is too exciting, but it does not match the style of the ninja world. The tailed beasts need to charge for a period of time. The power of Dongfeng Express is only stronger than the tailed beasts, and hundreds of them can be launched at the same time on the other side of the ocean at any time. Uchiha Madara will be blown into slag if he is alive. The technological gap is too big, and the money is still huge.

You can add more work to Senju Tobirama, let him study black gunpowder and bombs first. This task can also be skipped for the time being and talked about later.

Uchiha Nan set his sights on entertainment to death and food controller.

These two should be done first. Food controller cannot start from the Fire Country first, it must start from a small country and then slowly expand to a big country. Entertainment to death, creating an entertainment company, this should be a task that can be started immediately.

Entertainment companies must of course cultivate excellent artists who can sing, dance, and rap!

The idol economy is indeed very profitable, but it is still too far ahead of the current version of the ninja world.

In Naruto's era, Uchiha Nan remembered that the Snow Country Princess Fuuka Koyuki was a superstar.

Selling her private photos will definitely make a lot of money. One book can be sold directly for 100,000. Uchiha Nan believes that someone will take over. This is what star-chasing fans are like.

However, you have to eat one bite at a time and take one step at a time. If you take a big step, you will easily get hurt. Uchiha Nan decided to start with making movies first.

The film industry in the Naruto world appeared very early. It already exists now. It was invented by those nobles who were bored. It was just for fun and to kill time. It was just that the technology was relatively backward and it was still a black and white movie.

"Lu Yuan, what do you think of Konoha making movies?"

"Huh!?"

"Disguising identities and stealing intelligence are basic skills for ninjas, but their acting skills are always online!"

"What do those nobles know about movies? The things they make are simply crude, and the technology is backward. They are all black and white movies. Konoha must be the leader in this industry. It must not only be ahead in film technology, but also in the content of the film!"

"Besides, the war has just ended, and the number of missions has not yet increased. Konoha's ninjas have to earn money to support their families and grab missions to do."

"This can be regarded as solving part of the employment problem of Konoha ninjas!"

Uchiha Nan's speech made Nara Shikaon confused. Nara Shikaon could accept making money by doing futures business before.

This is to make up for the deficit left by the war, but making movies is what ninjas should do?

However, as Uchiha Nan's external brain, Nara Shikaon still thought about the popular movies on the market, and then said carefully:

"Hokage, what kind of movie should we make, the kind of erotic ones?"

Nara Shikaon's words were shocking, making Uchiha Nan's eyes wide. This is actually not impossible. With the shadow clone and the transformation technique, a ninja can shoot it alone. The cost of Konoha to shoot erotic movies is so cheap that it is outrageous.

However, Uchiha Nan still has to have some face. His debut work is an erotic movie, so his moral integrity will drop to a new level.

But it's not Nara Shikaon's fault that he has such a weird idea. Before, the ninja world was at war, and other movies were not popular. Only erotic movies could sell.

Everyone's life is hard enough. If people can't have a good time, then this world will be too hellish.

"Of course not, but if you want to make this kind of movie, I can sponsor you!"

Uchiha Nan thought about it and still felt that he should encourage Nara Shikaon's idea. After all, it is really profitable. When he finds Senju Tobirama to upgrade black-and-white movies to color movies, I'm afraid the profit of erotic movies will explode.

Fat water should not flow to outsiders. If he doesn't make this kind of movie, he can let the Nara clan make it, and he can hide behind and give shares.

"No, no"

Nara Shikaon shook his head again and again. His moral integrity is still there. If a dignified Konoha assistant goes into the sea to make erotic movies, then he doesn't need to mix in the circle of the Konoha ninja clan.

"Then let's make a war movie!"

"A movie that belongs exclusively to ninjas, interpreting the ninja war from the perspective of ninjas!"

Uchiha Nan has already thought of the track. The handsome and gorgeous ninjutsu of ninjas, and the destructive power of the earth-shattering world, do not need to add special effects directly. He is born to eat war movies.

The hot spot of the ninja world war is still there. It is just right to eat the traffic this time. Uchiha Nan can be regarded as eating the blood of ninjas.

"Hokage, what about the script?"

Nara Shikayuan once again chose to obey Uchiha Nan. Since Uchiha Nan came to power, he has not done many things that are in line with his cognition, but the effect is still very good. Konoha is now the fastest recovering among the five major ninja villages. The only thing lacking is time.

Ninjas need time to cultivate, and ninjas need time to have children to strengthen the family strength.

Other ninja villages are still struggling in the quagmire of lack of money.

Money can solve 99% of the world's problems. If it can't solve them, it only means that you don't have enough money. Although this sentence is a bit exaggerated, it is very realistic.

The reason why Konoha recovered so quickly is that there is money in the account.

"I have thought of the general content of the script!"

Uchiha Nan thought of Uchiha Obito's first half of life. If the elements of love licking dog are removed, wouldn't it be a good script?