Chapter 282: Moccasins, cropped pants, my name is Quanna, remember that

In the bedroom of Otsutsuki Tsukishima

Two white-haired women with proud figures, neatly crossed their arms and looked down at the man in front of them with righteous indignation.

Uchiha Gin, who was kneeling on the ground, had his handsome face beaten into a horrible pig head, his dead fish eyes were smashed into purple, and his nostrils were stuffed with red paper balls.

Facing the two women's biting eyes, he squeezed out three unclear words from his swollen sausage mouth,

"Wocuola~"

Uchiha Gin felt that he was more wronged than Dou E. It was obviously Otsutsuki Tsukishima that little girl who was blindly playing around and was corrupted by the negative buff of the Shadow Realm.

To be honest, the effect of this Shadow Realm is comparable to a human race bag.

He tried his best to take Otsutsuki Tsukishima away from death, but he was treated inhumanely as soon as he came out.

It can only be blamed on the fact that the posture at that time was indeed too indecent. Uchiha Gin couldn't explain it even though he had a mouth all over his body, so he had to pinch his nose and admit defeat.

He covered his crotch and was beaten by the girl for an hour. The girl didn't let him go until she was exhausted.

What's more tragic is that Otsutsuki Biluo, who always favored him, actually united with Otsutsuki Tsukishime and didn't listen to his explanation at all.

"Tsukishime, since Gin has admitted his mistake, please forgive him this time~"

Seeing that Uchiha Gin had stepped down, Otsutsuki Biluo felt a little bit reluctant. Even if he had been jealous before, it had disappeared by now. He then pleaded with Otsutsuki Tsukishime, who was disheveled beside him,

"What did you do to me?"

Otsutsuki Tsukishime, whose memory had not been sorted out yet, felt a little hot on her cold face when she thought of the shameful posture just now. Looking at Uchiha Gin who was hammered into a pig's head by her, she felt mixed emotions.

"This is not easy to explain." Uchiha Gin raised his head in surprise when he heard the words, and his narrowed eyes were full of entanglement.

I can't tell her that I have fallen into obedient bitch, right?

"You entered my illusion space and were hypnotized due to carelessness."

Unable to think of how to answer, Uchiha Gin had to use illusion as an excuse.

"You didn't do anything?"

Otsutsuki Tsukishima's expression suddenly became a little unfriendly, and her white eyes were full of aggressive momentum.

"I swear! If I take the initiative to touch your hair, let my second brother tie a knot!"

Seeing Otsutsuki Tsukishima's face uncertain, Uchiha Gin immediately stretched out three fingers and swore solemnly,

"You are worse than an animal! You didn't do anything?"

"Huh?"

Looking at Otsutsuki Tsukishima who left in a huff, Uchiha Gin, who knelt on the ground to repent, was full of question marks.

"Gin~ You always get confused when you should be smart." As the saying goes, those involved are confused while those who are watching can see things clearly. After Yue Ji left, Otsutsuki Biluo sighed and walked up to help Uchiha Gin up. "Yue Ji is your sworn sister!" Uchiha Gin, who naturally understood the deep meaning of Otsutsuki Biluo's words, patted the dust on his knees. At the same time, the miserable wound on his face was healing at a speed visible to the naked eye. After a few breaths, he returned to his usual appearance. "It's because we are a family that I say this." Gently stroking Uchiha Gin's cheek, Otsutsuki Biluo's eyes were full of confusion. Taking advantage of the gap between words, she, who had been lonely for a long time, slowly came over. "You know, I'm not that kind of person."

Feeling the desire of the hot body in his arms, Uchiha Gin immediately stood at attention, and the evil fire that was just aroused in the Shadow Realm was rekindled again.

"Then what kind of person are you?"

Otsutsuki Biluo, who was lying in his arms, raised his head, with a seductive blush on his beautiful face, and the pink tip of his tongue playfully licked the beauty mole at the corner of his mouth, which made Uchiha Gin completely crazy.

"I'll tell you after turning off the lights~"

Is there any need to ask this? Of course, I'm going to teach you how to be a man!

Holding Otsutsuki Biluo in his arms horizontally, locking the coordinates to the familiar floating island, Uchiha Gin, who couldn't wait, was surrounded by a golden light and disappeared instantly.

After Uchiha Gin disappeared, the door of Otsutsuki Tsukishima's bedroom slowly opened. The girl with red cheeks looked at the empty room steadily, with inexplicable emotions in her white eyes, and an indescribable sense of loss in her heart.

"Leaving now?"

The memories of the previous Shadow Realm gradually emerged, and the girl who had sorted out the whole process wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Frowning and lifting up the big thunder, the red-hot Otsutsuki Tsukiji twisted her legs involuntarily. What Uchiha Gin did in the Shadow Realm before gave her a kind of forbidden pleasure.

"Am I really that unattractive?"

Midnight

Konoha Village

With a flash of golden light, a figure appeared out of thin air in an empty corner,

"Huh~ I don't know if I can stand it!"

Uchiha Gin, holding his waist, paced out from the corner. His pale face was particularly gloomy under the bright moonlight, and his trembling lips were bloodless. He raised his head with lingering fear, looked at the full moon hanging in the air, and shuddered subconsciously.

As expected of the Otsutsuki who is closest to pure blood, his physique is totally different from that of ordinary people. If it weren't for the systematic blessing of Uchiha Gin's body, he would have been sucked dry by Otsutsuki Biluo in no time.

"Alas, I didn't eat dinner yet. I wonder if my family left any food for me?"

After feeding Otsutsuki Biruo on the moon, Uchiha Gin himself was hungry. The consumption of the two battles was not small. Now he felt that he could eat a whole cow.

"Crunch~"

After returning home, Uchiha Gin opened the door quietly and prepared to sneak in quietly. However, contrary to expectations, the two people who had been waiting in the living room for a long time made his idea of ​​sneaking in secret abort.

"You still know you're coming back?"

Uchiha Hikaru, who was lying on his side on the sofa in the living room, had a faint look of displeasure in his lazy eyes, which made Uchiha Gin, who was standing on tiptoes, stand at attention instantly.

"I went to have a drink with Dalang~"

Uchiha Gin lied as soon as he opened his mouth and answered very smoothly,

"Oh? Then why didn't I see you when Sister Zhi and I were having barbecue?"

Senju Itama, who was sitting on the single sofa, stared at Uchiha Gin with very sharp eyes, as if he wanted to pierce his whole body.

"Maybe you left early and I left late~"

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Uchiha Gin answered fluently,

"That's weird, we ate until closing time."

Tilting her little head, Senju Banma raised her delicate little eyebrows at Uchiha Gin, with a hint of ridicule in her tone.

Eat until closing time? How good you are at eating!

Facing the teasing looks in the two women's eyes, Uchiha Gin's expression began to feel a little unnatural, and his eyes became erratic.

Seeing Uchiha Gin's careless appearance, Uchiha Hikari slowly stood up on the sofa and walked over barefoot.

"Oh, this smell, you'd better tell me honestly what to do, otherwise."

After circling around Uchiha Gin, Uchiha Hikaru shrugged his delicate little nose, then showed a real expression, raised his head and asked coldly,

She smelled a familiar yet unfamiliar scent on Uchiha Gin, and the owner of this scent was none other than Otsutsuki Tsukihime, who had a fateful battle with her.

"Be lenient if you confess, be harsh if you resist!"

Seeing this situation, Senju Itama was not willing to be outdone. He ran over, clenched his small fist full of intimidation, and said in a serious tone of assistance.

"No, when did you two form an alliance?"

"Concentrate on solving external problems first, and then deal with internal conflicts when everything is stable."

What Uchiha Hikaru said was reasonable and convincing.

"Okay, okay~ I went up there for a while, but believe me, the other party is just looking for me to discuss."

Seeing that the matter could not be concealed, Uchiha Gin had no choice but to show off his cards and told the two women how Otsutsuki Tsukihime pulled him up and then the two of them had a discussion.

"That woman is getting stronger again."

Hearing that Otsutsuki Tsukihime could use space abilities, Uchiha Hikaru frowned slightly. When he fought against the white-haired woman before, he was defeated by her by one move.

"I'll help you find your place next time!"

In Uchiha Gin's narration, he finally lost to Otsutsuki Tsukihime and was beaten by the opponent. Uchiha Hikaru immediately said that he would help him avenge his hatred and beat the butt of that stinky white-haired girl.

"Me too!"

Although he has never fought against Otsutsuki Tsukihime, this does not hinder Senju Itama's determination to avenge his sweetheart.

"Just forget it~"

Uchiha Ginju refused with emotion.

"Want to punch me?"

Feeling despised, Senju Itama showed his little fist with blue light to prove the gold content of his shining mother monster power.

"Dah! I'm still injured!"

Uchiha Gin, who was holding his waist, quickly distanced himself from Senju Itama. This little girl has been having a lot of energy lately. Do you want to find something for her to do?

"Okay, calm down, it's so late, it's time to rest."

Uchiha Hikaru, whose eyes moved slightly, stretched out his hand to stop Senju Itama who was interacting with Uchiha Gin. A flash of black energy flashed in his beautiful eyes, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he said,

"snort!"

After hearing this, Senju Itama retracted his fist angrily.

"Xiaoguang is still kind and understanding."

Uchiha Gin, who noticed something was wrong, his face trembled and he praised stiffly,

Is it over for today?

Uchiha Gin, who lay back on his bed, looked around very vigilantly. After confirming that there was no danger, he breathed a sigh of relief and got into his bed.

"Forehead?"

As a result, there was a scalding ball in the bed that was supposed to be bone-chilling. He was so frightened that he almost stopped lifting.

"Didn't you say it's time to rest?"

Uchiha Gin looked down at the girl curled up in his bed with a sad face, and asked tremblingly,

"Oh? You think I can't smell what it smells like?"

Two scarlet eyes slowly emerged from the dark bed, looking directly at Uchiha Gin with a soul-stirring charm.

The relationship between Uchiha Hikari and Uchiha Hikaru is wrong, it should be Uchiha Hikari. She knew from the beginning that Uchiha Gin did something that no one could see, so she grabbed the handle and waited for him here~

"Hehehe, you don't want everyone to discover what you did on the moon~"

In the following days, Konoha's new round of expansion was carried out in an orderly manner. Although there were repeated rumors that the capital chain was broken, it was quickly suppressed by a certain white hair.

At the same time, Uchiha Gin, who got the inside information, knocked on the door of the Hokage's office again. He was greeted by his gray-faced cousin and the red-faced Senju Tobirama.

The person who saw the visitor was Uchiha Gin. Senju Tobirama took out a brand new scroll with his backhand and threw it away.

"This is your reward, order some!"

There was a bit of arrogance in Qianju Tobirama's tone. It seemed that the first wave of dividends had been received. When the boy saw the reward, he became angry.

"No need, I believe you."

Uchiha Gin didn't like to count money. Anyway, someone would make up for what he lacked, so he didn't worry about Senju Tobirama being greedy for his reward.

"It turns out that the reason why the mirror is like that is because I learned it from you!"

Unexpectedly, Uchiha Gin would believe him so easily. Senju Tobirama couldn't help but frown. This was not a good habit. Even the people closest to him had to be wary.

"Jing Zai? What's wrong with him?"

Unexpectedly, Uchiha Mirror, whom he had not seen for a long time, was involved, which made Uchiha Gin a little confused.

"He believes in other people's words as casually as you do, and he was almost taken advantage of by those little brats."

When he mentioned this, Senju Tobirama couldn't help but roll his eyes. Among his few disciples, except for the Uchiha mirror, none of them made him worry.

As soon as get out of class was over, those little brats bowed their heads in front of the Uchiha mirror, calling themselves foster fathers, and then defrauded some money from Curly's wallet to buy expensive snacks.

It wasn't because a certain curly hair defrauded ignorant children of their pocket money, resulting in a few little ones having empty pockets and no food.

"So that's what happened, it doesn't matter."

Anyway, it’s not a loss. For a small amount of money, you can become the adoptive father of the third generation and the 5.5th generation. Many years from now, Jingzi will be able to wake up laughing even in his sleep.

"You, you~"

Unexpectedly, Uchiha Gin didn't take it seriously, so Senju Tobirama didn't say anything more, but he took another high look at the dominant feature of curly hair in his heart, and his eyes became less sharp than before.

"Isn't Brother Hashirama back yet? He's been out for a few days, isn't it because he's in another relationship?"

Putting the proceeds of his labor back into his bag, Uchiha Gin looked around and found that Senju Hashirama's desk was still the same as before. It seemed that its owner had not returned to work yet.

"!!!"

Hearing this, Uchiha Madara, who was immersed in work, suddenly raised his head, his eyes suddenly became sharp, and his mind began to think wildly.

"I'll be back today."

Compared to the nervous Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama said with determination. He had previously sensed that the mark he had left had entered the Land of Fire. According to Senju Hashirama's speed, he would be able to return to Wood today. leaf.

"That's good. Look, my brother is so tired that he's almost naked~"

Hearing this, Uchiha Ginsha nodded matter-of-factly, and then patted the sallow and gray-faced Uchiha Madara next to him, looking like a good brother.

"When he comes back, I will give my eldest cousin a holiday and let him go back and relax for a few days."

"No, I can do that!"

Uchiha Madara was very touched by Uchiha Gin's concern. However, when he heard about the holiday, he immediately became very resistant.

Good boy, I'm addicted to work. Why don't I go back and take care of the family affairs at night, and let my little cousin take time out to fall in love?

"Look at what you look like now, how can you still look like the leader of the clan!"

Seeing Uchiha Madara's stubbornness, Uchiha Gin immediately showed a very serious expression, frowning and looking at his elder cousin,

"but."

"There is no but, Hokage is not something that a guy with a weak face can do!"

How could Uchiha Gin not know that Uchiha Madara was working so hard to become Hokage and wanted to leave a good impression on everyone, but if his body was destroyed because of this, it would be more than worth the gain.

Moreover, there are more important things waiting for them now than becoming Hokage.

"All right."

Unable to defeat Uchiha Gin, Uchiha Madara had no choice but to give up. After all, an elder brother is like a father, and now the only person left who can speak to him like this is Uchiha Gin.

“Bang!!!”

At this moment, a windy and fiery figure broke in, bringing with it a bit of wind and sand. Before a few people could ask, Senju Hashirama, who had a dusty face, picked up someone's tea on the table and drank it all in one gulp. .

"Huh~ I'm alive. The Kingdom of Wind is simply not a place for humans!"

After not seeing each other for a few days, Senju Hashirama's face was obviously a little more weathered, his originally smooth long hair was also a little dry and yellow, and his clothes were stained with yellow gravel.

However, what is most concerning is that there are several holes in Senju Hashirama's clothes on his back. The smooth and flat holes clearly do not look like scratches caused by the rush.

"Brother, have you been attacked?"

Senju Tobirama, who was worried about his elder brother's safety, asked before Madara Uchiha could speak,

"Attack? Let me think about it. It seems that there was an unknown guy who threw a kunai at me from a distance, but the quality of his kunai was really poor. It only scratched my clothes and did not hurt me. ”

Senju Hashirama looked at his shirt distressedly. Mooka had made it for him with his own hands. He had to kneel on the washboard again when he got home~

"Throw away kunai? What about others?"

As soon as he heard the words "throwing kunai", Uchiha Gin immediately became energetic.

"I didn't see it. I was busy on my way and threw a wooden dragon over. He must have been scared away, right?"

other side

Located at the junction of the Land of Fire and the Land of Taki

In the jungle, a man covered in blood dragged his injured body and walked step by step towards the direction of Taki Ninja Village.

"Hoo~ho~ho~"

The ferocious dragon just passed by and pierced his lungs. Every time he took a step, the man would gasp in pain.

But when he thought of the green banknotes, he seemed to be filled with strength, and his steps became even more powerful.

As long as he goes back, the leader will return the confiscated property to him. For the money, he will crawl back to Taki Ninja Village even if he crawls.

However, what the man didn't know was that what was waiting for him in his beloved hometown was not green money, but naked betrayal.

"Tsk~ It seems like you are really bragging!"

Sure enough, that miser in Kakuzu was gilding himself, even giving up his face in order to join the Akatsuki organization.

"What bragging?"

Hearing Uchiha Gin's muttering, Senju Hashirama touched his head in confusion.

"It's nothing. Now that Brother Hashirama is back safely, can my eldest cousin go home and rest?"

Waving his hand, Uchiha Gin told him not to care, then he picked up Uchiha Madara, who was hesitant to speak, and walked outside.

"Wait a minute. Let me hang out with Hasi's hot mom for a while~"

Uchiha Madara was very reluctant to be lifted up, but Uchiha Gin's hand seemed to be filled with lead. No matter how hard he tried, he could not break free from the grasp of this big hand.

"Moda, you go and rest first. I'll find you later."

Senju Hashirama, who also noticed Uchiha Madara's poor condition, immediately shook his head.

"Bye bye, you two brothers are busy first~"

After waving his hand, Uchiha Gin dragged the reluctant Uchiha Madara out of the Hokage Building.

Walking on the street, Uchiha Madara accepted his fate and did not continue to toss. He followed Uchiha Gin, guessing why his elder cousin had such a tough attitude today and insisted on letting himself rest for a few days.

"Isn't this the only way to go to the clan?"

After leading Uchiha Madara to an unfamiliar commercial street, Uchiha Madara frowned and realized that this was not the way home.

"Follow closely, I'll bring you here. Of course I have something to tell you."

Without answering Uchiha Madara's question directly, Uchiha Gin found the little-known fruit shop based on his memory.

"What are you bringing me here for? I don't like fruit."

Thinking that Uchiha Gin was going to buy fruit for himself, Uchiha Madara looked up at the Uchiha clan emblem on the signboard and shook his head like a rattle.

"Keep your voice down."

Signing to his older cousin to stop yelling, Uchiha Gin dragged him to a hidden corner and began to monitor the fruit shop.

After a while, a quiet girl with two pigtails walked out of the fruit shop. Her figure was a little thin, and the apron she wore seemed a little too wide.

Although her appearance is not very stunning, her fair and tender face has the freshness and naturalness of the girl next door, which makes people feel a bit close to her.

"Cousin, this is a crime!"

Discovering that Uchiha Gin had been staring at the girl walking out of the fruit shop, Uchiha Madara immediately frowned, his eyes became sharp, and he distanced himself a little from his eldest cousin, expressing his intention to cut off.

Judging from the girl's appearance, she looks like she is fourteen or fifteen years old at most. If she attacks such a young child, she will be jailed.

"Shhh"

You don't need to guess to know that Uchiha Madara is crazily arranging himself. Uchiha Gin rolled his eyes, made a shushing gesture to him with one hand, and pointed in a direction with the other hand.

Following the direction Uchiha Gin pointed, Uchiha Madara turned his head in confusion, only to see a scene that shattered his outlook.

"That's Quan Na?"

I saw a young man who looked like Uchiha Izuna walking down the street not far away.

He wore a small-sized black short-sleeved shirt on his upper body, a pair of cropped pants on his lower body, polished beanie shoes, and a small black leather bag under his arm.

He was walking towards the girl from the fruit shop with a very clear goal in mind, taking the usual steps of disowning someone.

"Yes, there is indeed someone who wants to commit a crime, but it is not me." (End of Chapter)