Chapter 371 I'm standing on your head and peeing, so what?

"How's the situation?"

Seeing Uchiha Gin come out, Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama immediately stopped arguing. Both pairs of eyes looked at him and asked in unison,

"That's a little bit pessimistic."

Thinking of the conversation between the two just now, Uchiha Silver's eyes rolled, and he immediately put on a worried expression, and his brows furrowed into a big "Sichuan".

"ah!"

Hearing this, the two of them felt cold. Even the expert Uchiha Gin said this, so Senju Hashirama was really going to feel cold.

"I'll go back and prepare."

Uchiha Madara gritted his teeth with a solemn expression, said a word and turned to leave.

"Brother, how long can he hold on?"

The Senju Tobirama who stayed behind stared at Uchiha Gin with his scarlet eyes.

Fortunately, a certain curly hair was well-informed and calmed down, so no flaws were exposed. Uchiha Gin shook his head gently and spoke slowly,

"If nothing happens, Hashirama will be dead within a month."

"Okay, no need to say it, I know."

Before Uchiha Gin could finish speaking, Senju Tobirama raised his hand to stop him, glanced at the ward with a complicated expression, and turned around to leave silently.

".Must wake up~"

Seeing that both of them were walking away, Uchiha Gin shrugged and spat out the unfinished words.

But he didn't bother to explain. This incident could inspire his eldest cousin's fighting spirit and make him determined to participate in the knight's battle. Why not do it~

"Da da da~"

At this moment, rapid footsteps sounded again in the corridor. Uchiha Gin followed the sound and saw Senju Momo holding little Tsunade.

"Grandpa Yin! How is Grandpa?"

Seeing Uchiha Gin, little Tsunade immediately let go of her grandma's hand, ran over with her short legs, her white and tender face was full of anxiety,

"It's okay, it's okay~"

Uchiha Gin knelt down, patted little Tsunade's little head, and comforted her softly,

"Really!?"

"When did Grandpa Yin lie to you~"

"Yeah!"

Seeing that little Tsunade's sadness turned into joy, Senju Momoka sighed softly. She had just met her brother-in-law at the entrance of the hospital. Senju Tobirama had already roughly told Senju Hashirama's situation.

In her opinion, the reason why Uchiha Gin said this was just to reassure the child.

"Mr. Silver, I'm really troubling you."

Senju Momoka bowed to the Uchiha Bank gracefully, but the sadness in her eyes could not be concealed no matter what.

"We are a family, this is what I should do."

Uchiha Gin shook his head, stood up and opened the door to the ward. The sad-looking Senju Momo nodded and led the cheerful little Tsunade into the ward.

Bang!

As the door closed, Uchiha Gin could hear a faint sniffling sound coming from the ward.

Um. Really, didn’t I tell you it’s okay~

Back home, as soon as Uchiha Gin walked in, he saw Senju Itama sitting upright on the sofa. Her little face was wrinkled into a bun, and she looked like she had been waiting for a long time.

Seeing him step into the house, Senju Itama stood up suddenly and walked quickly to Uchiha Gin.

"How is my elder brother?"

"It's a bit of a problem, but not a big one."

After scratching his head, Uchiha Gin lay down on the single-seat sofa and replied calmly,

"Huh~ That's good."

Senju Itama, who had a tense face, immediately breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and his anxious heart finally fell back into his stomach.

As for Uchiha Gin's words, Senju Itama believed unconditionally. Since he said the problem was not big, it meant that the elder brother was not worried about his life.

"Thank you. Curly Baboon~"

With a relaxed expression, Senju Itama turned around and poured a cup of tea for Uchiha Gin. Feeling grateful, she went straight to a super double. For the first time, she had more sugar than water.

"I will never add salt to you again."

"Oh~ If you really want to thank me, just change your look. Many enthusiastic people who don't know the truth have gone to the police to report me for child abuse."

Taking a satisfied sip of the sugar-filled tea, Uchiha Gin turned away and looked up and down at Senju Itama, who had short arms and short legs and looked not much older than little Tsunade, and sighed and said,

"ha?"

Senju Itama tilted his head when he heard this, his big watery eyes filled with doubts.

In the past few years, the police force has received countless reports from the public that a certain curly man living in the suburbs has abused children.

Not only do they enslave young children to engage in strenuous physical activities (carrying a few bags of rice when buying groceries), but they also rob children of their right to receive compulsory education (go shopping outside school hours).

There are also dirty artificial pornographic rumors, spreading that Uchiha Gin likes to molest children and imprisons ignorant girls at home to do evil things, trying to replicate the Kogenji plan.

"Are you tired of seeing this look?"

Lifting up her skirt and spinning it around, Senju Banma's expression suddenly turned teasing, making Uchiha Gin confused for a moment.

"Anyway, please be normal. I don't want to go out and be pointed at by some aunt~"

"Okay, I get it."

Humming an inexplicable tune, Senju Banma turned around and went out. Seeing this, Uchiha Gin immediately asked,

"No, why are you still going out like this?"

"Can't I go out and buy some new clothes?"

Senju Banma, who stopped in his tracks, turned around, pouting his little mouth with a very unhappy expression.

"Didn't you buy a lot before?"

Uchiha Gin frowned slightly. The clothes Senju Itama bought before were all new and unworn~

"It's too tight, I can't put it on anymore."

"ha?"

Leaving a word without beginning or end, Senju Itama quickly disappeared from Uchiha Gin's sight. Looking at that happy pace, it was another wasted day.

At the same time, some people are happy and some are sad.

After Uchiha Madara returned home, he took out a suitcase that had been dusty for a long time from the safe. After wiping off the dust on it, he opened it gently.

"Huhasi Hot Mom, wait for me!"

Stroking the gray drive lying in the suitcase, Uchiha Madara took a deep breath, and his eyes gradually became sharper.

It’s the fighting spirit burning, keep touching the tower~

"I hope you can keep me entertained."

On the other side, Senju Tobirama returned to the Hokage's office and handed down an order to summon F6, who had been flying solo for a long time, to come for an audience.

Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo Shimura, who were training in the ANBU, immediately dropped what they were doing and rushed towards the Hokage Building after receiving the secret order from their teacher.

"Monkey, do you know something?"

The two people who first met on the road were walking together. Danzo, who didn't know what was going on, saw his good friend Hiruzen looking thoughtful, so he asked a question.

"I don't know either, but it's most likely related to the great teacher."

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was on duty at the secret sentry yesterday, had heard a little bit about what happened at the Konoha Gambling House.

After all, Senju Hashirama is also the head of the village. Even if the security team who first arrived on the scene issued a hush-hush order, there is no airtight wall in the world. It would be difficult to hide such a big commotion.

"What's wrong, Teacher?"

As soon as Danzo heard that it was about the Hokage, he immediately became interested. When he asked, a slender figure appeared behind the two of them.

"Hiruzen, Danzo, Sasipuri~"

"Mirror! Long time no see!"

The visitor was Uchiha Kagami, who served in the security team. His training at the grassroots level in the past few years had added a bit of reassuring affinity to his already gentle temperament, forming a distinct contrast with the increasingly gloomy Danzo. contrast.

"Mirror, you should know that the great teacher last night"

"Be careful, Hiruzen."

Seeing the questioning look on Sarutobi Hiruzen's face, Uchiha Kagami raised his hand to stop him, with a bitter look on his face.

"The teacher has issued a silence order and must not mention this matter."

The security team that arrived last night was led by Uchiha Kaoru. When he saw Senju Hashirama lying on the ground and unconscious, he was also shocked.

Fortunately, the great teacher's breath was stable and there were no signs of injury on his body, which made him relax a little.

Senju Tobirama, who arrived later, when taking Senju Hashirama away, emphasized that the matter should be kept secret, so everyone in the gambling house could only leave after signing a guarantee letter.

"All right."

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo looked at each other, and then nodded. They were also confidential workers, so they naturally knew the seriousness of the leak.

"Hiruzen! Mirror! Danzo! Here~"

In front of the Hokage Building, Sarutobi Hiruzen and the other two met their friends they had not seen for a long time, especially the tall Akimichi Takafu, who was very conspicuous.

"It's been a year since the last gathering, right?"

When she went to bed, Xiaochun was wearing a black tight-fitting outfit. For convenience, the skirt was slit almost to her thighs. Her long black hair was tied up high, and her pretty face revealed a deep feeling of nostalgia.

"To be precise, it's a year and 31 days."

Next to her, Mito Monito is much calmer than when he was a child, and the glasses hanging on the bridge of his nose are much thicker. He looks taciturn, but from the reflective glasses, everyone can still feel his Excitement.

"Long time no see, has everyone eaten?"

Even though he has become an adult in his twenties, the blush on Akimichi Tofeng's face has not faded. His smiling baby face and his mountain-like figure are full of visual impact.

"Let's catch up on old times later."

Seeing that the gathering of several people was about to turn into a tea party, Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had a heavy sense of responsibility, interrupted the pleasantries among his teammates.

"Um."

Several people nodded and entered the Hokage Building together.

Bang bang bang~

"Come in."

There was a hint of fatigue in Senju Tobirama's voice.

"I've met the teacher."*6

"You are here."

Qianju Tobirama, who was studying intelligence at his desk, raised his head and looked at the disciples who had grown up in front of him. A trace of relief flashed in his bloodshot eyes.

"Teacher, are you here to summon us? What's the mission?"

Seeing Senju Tobirama's tired look, Sarutobi Hiruzen plucked up the courage to ask,

"indeed."

He rubbed his sore temples and nodded. F6 immediately stood at attention when he saw this. Being summoned by the village party secretary personally, one can imagine the importance of this task.

"Teacher, is it about the Great Teacher's mission?"

Among the few people, Uchiha Kagami, the only one who knew what happened to Senju Hashirama, raised his hand and asked,

"Ah? What happened to the great teacher?"

The remaining people who didn't know anything asked in confusion,

"Brother, he is sick"

Senju Tobirama pondered for a moment, and then recounted Senju Hashirama's story to several disciples.

“Is the great teacher’s illness something that even Yin Sansan can’t do anything about?”

Koharu, who is proficient in medical ninjutsu, covered his mouth in surprise when he heard that Uchiha Gin's attacks had failed, and his eyes were filled with disbelief.

Her medical ninjutsu was learned from Uchiha Gin, so she naturally knew how terrifying her tutor's theoretical knowledge was. If even he couldn't do anything, then no one else in the whole village could heal her.

"Our mission is to go out to seek medical advice?"

Mito Menyan pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and expressed his analysis. Since no one in the village could be saved, he had no choice but to look outside the village.

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's set off quickly!"

Worried about delaying Senju Hashirama's treatment, Akimichi Tifeng clapped his hands and said loudly. The other people also looked eager to try.

"Wait! Who said I want you to go find a doctor?"

Seeing that several disciples were concerned about their elder brother's safety, Qian Shu Feijian was greatly moved, but he did not ask them to go out to find a doctor this time.

"Then us"

"The only hope to save my eldest brother now is Uchiha Madara."

"ha?"

Several people were stunned when they heard this, especially Uchiha Mirror, who licked his ears hard to check if there was anything stuffed inside.

Save people? Isn't killing what Uchiha Madara is best at?

"I'll explain the details slowly when we get on the road. You guys should go home and prepare before setting off early tomorrow morning."

Time was running out, Senju Tobirama still had a lot of data to analyze, and he really didn't have time to explain to a few disciples about Uchiha Madara's participation in the Knights' Battle. After settling in, he issued an eviction order.

"See you tomorrow."

The few people who walked out of the Hokage Building said goodbye to each other and went their separate ways.

Because Senju Tobirama's words were really quite tantalizing, Uchiha Kagami's doubts were not diminished. On the way home, he accidentally changed his route and headed towards the woods.

At this time, I have to ask the magical Uncle Silver~

Bang bang bang~

Creak~

"Going back to Jingzai so soon?"

Uchiha Gin opened the door with a lazy look on his face. He thought it was Senju Itama who had forgotten his key, but it turned out that standing at the door was Uchiha Mirror with a frown on his face.

"Uncle Yin, I have something to ask you."

"Oh~ come in."

Uchiha Gin glanced at the Uchiha mirror with empty hands and sighed slightly.

Today’s children really don’t understand anything about human nature~

"What to drink?"

"It will be all right."

Bang~

The yellow sweet water makes its debut!

"Tons~tons~tons~"

Uchiha Jing, who was a little thirsty, saw the limited edition iced black tea, his eyes lit up, he raised his head and showed off,

"Ha~ cool!"

"Speak quickly, or it will be dinner time."

"Forehead?"

He didn't even bring a souvenir when he came to visit, so he didn't even think about getting a meal.

"Uncle Yin, the teacher said that only the clan leader can save the great teacher. What is going on?"

So that’s why I asked about this~

Uchiha Gin's eyes narrowed. It seemed that Bai Mao had started the team mode and summoned F6 to join his cousin's team.

"I don't know for sure, but Hashirama's body does have some thorny problems."

Shaking his head, Uchiha Gin did not tell Jingzi in advance about his eldest cousin's participation in the knight battle.

Mainly because it’s too troublesome to explain, so let’s leave it to Baimao~

"Okay, then I'll take my leave now."

Seeing that Uchiha Gin couldn't figure out the reason, Uchiha Mirror had no choice but to stand up and prepare to leave.

"Bean sack~"

Seeing his eldest nephew leaving, Uchiha Gin suddenly had a thought in his mind and called out to him,

"Uncle Yin, is there anything else?"

Uchiha Mirror turned back in confusion,

"I just had nothing to do a while ago, so I researched a little gadget, and I'll give it to you~"

After groping behind him for a while, Uchiha Gin took out a bracelet full of technology from his fourth-dimensional chrysanthemum and threw it casually.

"This is?"

The bracelet was cold to the touch. It looked heavy but was actually very light. Uchiha looked at it and found that apart from its unique shape, there was nothing special about it.

"It's for emergency use. I hope you won't need it."

Waving his hand, Uchiha Gin told you where to go from here.

"Thank you, Uncle Yin~"

Although he didn't understand the function of the bracelet, it was produced by Uchiha Silver and must be of high quality. Uchiha Kagami thanked him, put it away carefully and turned around to leave.

"There are more and more people now. It looks like it will be a lot more lively than expected~"

Nozama

The town that had been depressed due to hauntings in the past was once again full of vitality after its peace was restored, and its overall size was much larger than before.

In an ordinary house located in a relatively remote part of the town, a middle-aged man frowned and asked his wife who was packing her luggage beside him,

"Mako, do you really want to go?"

"The letter says that those who don't go will be deprived of their knighthood by Brother Diqi himself."

Mako, who exuded a mature aura, had a trace of struggle on his face, looked down at the gray drive placed in the center of the luggage, and shook his head gently.

"No, this is too dangerous. In your current state, how can you be their opponent?"

"If I could, I would give up, but"

After hearing her husband Shenhuo's words, Mako sighed softly, stretched out her hand to touch her slightly bulging belly, her gentle and watery eyes instantly became firm,

".I have to go for the sake of our children."

next day

Since the mission of Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama was confidential, they changed the meeting place to the Valley of the End, which was a hundred miles away from Konoha.

Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama had the last decisive battle before the establishment of Konoha here. After the establishment of Konoha, in order to commemorate the decisive battle that symbolized the reconciliation between the two clans, the village specially built a huge stone sculpture of the two standing opposite each other.

With the convenient Flying Thunder God Technique, Senju Tobirama, who came here first, stood on the top of the Uchiha Ban stone sculpture. After looking around and confirming that there was no one around, he immediately reached out to his belt.

Shh. Shh.

As expected of a master of water escape~

A light yellow column of water spurted out, flowing along a shallow mark that existed at some point, onto the solemn face of the stone sculpture. Seeing this, Senju Tobirama's cold face showed a rare look of comfort.

With a shiver, Senju Tobirama threw out the last drop and pulled up his pants with satisfaction. Just as he was tying his belt, a voice full of anger sounded behind him,

"Pull it wherever you want? Cut it off!" (End of this chapter)