Chapter 408 Old 2D people can’t stand this

A noodle stall in a small town,

There was a steaming bowl of some noodles in front of Uchiha Gin. The tasteless soup base was paired with a few unknown vegetable leaves, which made him lose his appetite at all.

"Hang Chih Chih!!!!"

Instead, it was Xiaonan who was sitting opposite him, her little purple head stuffed entirely into the noodle bowl, and the sound of chewing was endless.

Soon, she had eaten all the large bowl of noodles. She licked her lips with unfinished content. Konan looked at Uchiha Gin with a trace of longing in her eyes.

"that."

Uchiha Gin nodded slightly, stretched out his hand to push the noodles in front of him, "Take it and eat it."

“Thank you very much!”

Xiao Nan took the noodle bowl that was bigger than her head, and without caring about the noodles burning her mouth, she began to suck in the noodles quickly, and the slightly yellowed noodles disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Looking at Konan who turned into a hamster gill with great interest, Uchiha Gin couldn't help but lament the transformation of a girl, how the thin and shriveled little girl turned into the charming White Tiger of the Akatsuki in the future.

Wait, there seems to be a real case.

Isn't that the brat Senju Itama?

"Hiccup~"

Just when Uchiha Gin was trying his best to dispel the shocking J in his memory, a familiar burp interrupted his thoughts.

"Are you full?"

"Um."

Xiaonan licked the bowl once, put down her chopsticks angrily, and nodded obediently, with a trace of hesitation on her face.

"What? You're welcome. If you want to eat, you can order more."

Uchiha Gin is not the kind of stingy person. His stinginess is always targeted.

"Um, can I pack a bowl?"

He lowered his head in embarrassment. Konan's voice was as low as a mosquito. Uchiha Gin raised his eyebrows after hearing it.

"There will be one tomorrow too."

"No, I want to bring a bowl for Yahiko too."

Konan pursed her lips and said a name that slightly surprised Uchiha Gin.

Unexpectedly, Xiaonan had already met the future rice king, and Uchiha's silver eyes flashed with thought.

"Is there anyone else?"

"No more, no more."

Worried that Uchiha Gin thought he had too many tricks, Konan shook his head repeatedly.

It seems that the eldest cousin's replacement has not yet appeared, but judging from Xiaonan's age, it should be only within the past two years.

"Stop packing."

"Okay."

After hearing Uchiha Gin's words, Konan, who was full of expectations, quickly became depressed and shook his head like an eggplant beaten by frost.

That's right, she had already eaten two bowls of noodles, how could she expect anything else.

"The noodles will be lumpy after being packed. Buy some food that is easy to store."

"ha?"

Xiao Nan raised his head in surprise, and a gleam of light gradually lit up in his dim eyes.

"Let's go, what are you doing standing around?"

"Come on!"

"Boss, face money."

Uchiha Gin stood up and threw a gold nugget the size of a soybean to the noodle stall owner who looked at him with compliments.

After the boss received it, he picked it up and bit it in disbelief. After finding that it could bite, he quickly looked around. When he found that no one had noticed, he immediately stuffed the golden bean into his crotch.

“Welcome to visit next time~”

Since Uchiha Gin didn't have the habit of carrying currency with him, and he didn't know if he could spend the old antique money of his time, so he divided a gold brick into small pieces for consumption in the past few days.

Walking on the main road of the town, Konan, who was following Uchiha Gin, looked at the majestic figure in front of him and felt an inexplicable sense of security in his heart.

This was the first time Xiao Nan walked on this street with her head held high. Before, she could only hide in the dark corners on both sides like a rat in the sewer, looking at the passers-by with envious eyes.

"What should I call you?"

Biting her lip, Xiaonan recalled what Uchiha Gin said when he held an umbrella for her just now, and a blush appeared on her face.

If the other party really asks her to call her daddy, will she do it or not?

Is it more polite to call you "Father", but calling me "Dad" seems more intimate?

How about daddy?

Xiao Nan remembered that there was a street in the town full of red lanterns. The mature women standing on both sides of the street called older men this way.

"Me."

Uchiha Gin, who was walking in front, didn't know what Konan, who had become a bubble teapot behind him, was thinking. He touched his chin as if thinking.

"Just call me Yin Sang."

He thought Konan was asking for his name, and Uchiha Gin, who didn't want to reveal his identity, simply said,

"Dad! Yin Sang~"

Xiaonan, whose head was dizzy, spoke subconsciously, but as soon as a word popped out, her brain suddenly woke up and she quickly stopped to prevent the car from driving into the kindergarten.

"What did you just call me?"

Uchiha Gin stopped and turned his head in confusion. Seeing this, Konan immediately turned his little head aside.

"nothing!"

Soon, Uchiha Gin took Xiaonan to purchase a large amount of supplies, enough for the two children to live for a long time.

After putting these bits and pieces into the storage scroll, Uchiha Gin raised his head and saw the eyes of little Nancy Ji,

"You want to learn?"

Fidgeting with the storage scroll in his hand, Uchiha Gin's lips curled up in a subtle arc.

"Yin Sang is willing to teach me?"

Konan blinked, and then came over very excitedly, her little face almost touching Uchiha Gin's thigh.

"It's not easy to be a ninja. You have to be mentally prepared."

Uchiha Gin naturally knew what Xiaonan was thinking, so his face straightened and his tone was very serious,

"Please, teach me ninjutsu!"

After taking a few steps back, Xiao Nan fell to his knees on the ground, and his little head hit the brown mud heavily.

"Very good! Very energetic!"

This was the effect Uchiha Gin wanted. He stepped forward to help Konan up and wiped the mud off her forehead, looking like he had a long way to go.

"I will definitely train you to become an outstanding female ninja."

"Please!"

Xiaonan's face was stern and she nodded heavily.

After the two of them left the town, it was Xiaonan who led the way. After turning left and right in the jungle for a long time, a very hidden cave appeared in front of Uchiha Gin.

The cold wind blew in this narrow cave, and the water droplets falling from above hit the wet and muddy ground, forming large and small puddles.

Deep in the cave, there were two shabby blankets spread out, but they were more like sacks for cargo than blankets. It was hard to imagine how the two children slept on this cold day.

Apart from that, there was only a broken oil lamp, its weak flame flickering in the darkness.

"Isn't Yahiko back yet?"

Xiao Nan walked around with the oil lamp and did not find his companion. However, he saw the mark left by the other party. He should be fine.

So he turned around and made an invitation gesture to Uchiha Gin.

"Welcome to my home."

"Do you usually live here?"

After frowning and looking around, Uchiha Gin's tone was incomprehensible,

"This secret base was discovered by Yahiko. Before that, we all slept under other people's roofs."

Pretending to be nonchalant, Xiao Nan nodded, then sat on the sack blanket on the ground, hugging his knees with his hands and leaning his face against it, as if reminiscing about something.

"At least we won't be chased away by people, and no dogs will bite us."

"call"

Uchiha Gin's heart ached when he heard this. We old two-dimensional people can't stand this kind of plot.

Slowly walking up to the girl with a gloomy face, Uchiha Gin squatted down. Konan raised his head in confusion, his bright eyes showing confusion about the future.

"From today on, I am your teacher."

"Yes! Silver Sansan!"

After a brief period of confusion, a heartfelt smile bloomed on Xiaonan's face, as pure as an angel.

Although many of Uchiha Gin's abilities have been temporarily restricted after being transported to this timeline, fortunately, the knowledge in his head is still there.

The system determines whether Uchiha Gin has learned paper ninjutsu based on the premise that his mentor, Konan, knows paper ninjutsu. Then he can teach Konan the secret art in front of him first, and then he can complete the mission conditions by himself without a teacher.

Just do it.

Uchiha Gin sat cross-legged in front of Konan, glanced at the dim lights, and pinched the Yin Seal of the Fire Escape with one hand.

"Fire Release·Ghost Lantern!"

With the movement of chakra in the meridians, dazzling fireballs ignited in the cave.

"Ah! Don't eat me!"

Seeing the ferocious devil's fireball, Xiaonan crouched down in fear with her head in her hands.

"Uh, sorry, I'll change my look right now."

After touching his head, Uchiha Gin also felt that the shapes of these ghost lanterns were too 18x and could easily cause damage to children's mental health, so he closed his eyes and created another virtual shape in his mind.

"Is it okay now?"

Looking at the modified ghost lantern, Uchiha Gin nodded with satisfaction. When Konan heard this, he raised his head tremblingly, and the fear on his face gradually dissipated.

"It's a puppy!"

Q-version Shiba Inu dog heads floated in the air, illuminating the cave and exuding bursts of warmth. Xiaonan felt the chill in his body being driven away and showed a big smile.

"This is ninjutsu, isn't it convenient?"

"I want to learn!"

Konan, with twinkling eyes, put her little face in front of Uchiha Gin and looked at him expectantly.

"Don't think about becoming fat in one bite. Everything must be done step by step."

Uchiha Gin shook his head and held out a finger to Konan,

"Sit cross-legged and let me tell you what chakra is."

Xiao Nan immediately sat upright, pricked up his ears and listened.

"There are 130 trillion cells in the human body. When the mental energy and physical energy generated by these cells are evenly mixed together, the power generated is called chakra."

As he spoke, a faint blue light appeared on Uchiha Gin's fingertips,

"This is chakra."

"So beautiful."

Looking at the blue chakra light infatuatedly, the look of anticipation in Xiaonan's eyes grew stronger.

"Any ninjutsu requires chakra as support, so if you want to become a regular ninja, you must first refine chakra."

Thinking of a certain melon-headed kid with thick eyebrows and big eyes, Uchiha Gin slightly modified his definition of ninja.

"Refining chakra?"

Konan, who knew nothing about the path of a ninja, blinked in confusion.

"Generally speaking, if you want to refine chakra, you must first be familiar with the body's meridians, but now our conditions are limited, so we will keep everything simple."

The countdown in his mind was still going on. Uchiha Gin didn't want to waste three days teaching Konan how to refine chakra.

"Hand out."

"yes!"

Looking at Konan's shriveled and slender little hand, Uchiha Gin gently tapped his finger on her palm, and a warm chakra was slowly injected into the girl's body.

"Ah~"

As the unfamiliar chakra entered her body, Xiaonan felt itchy all over her body. Warm currents spread throughout her body. The slight stimulation made her cry out.

What followed was a very comfortable feeling, so hot that it made Xiaonan want to sleep, and her upper and lower eyelids began to fight.

"Brace yourself and remember the direction of this energy flow."

"Hi!"

Xiaonan was excited when he heard this, and began to carefully record the path Uchiha Silver Chakra took.

After a while, Uchiha Gin withdrew his hand.

"Do you remember? If not, just do it again."

"Do you remember?"

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Feeling the disappearance of the warmth in her body, Konan was reluctant to say goodbye, but when she heard the second half of Uchiha Gin's words, she rolled her eyes and put on a confused expression.

"It's really hard and you can't help it."

Shaking his head, Uchiha Gin stretched out his hand again,

This kind of fool-proof enlightenment tutorial can only be used by people from aristocratic families, and ordinary families can only rely on understanding.

This suddenly widens the class distance. Most people will never be able to reach Rome in their lifetime, while some people are born in the Colosseum.

Xiaonan, who has "dull qualifications", finally learned how to refine chakra after experiencing dozens of step-by-step tutorials from Uchiha Gin Gundam.

"Huh~ You are the worst one among the disciples I teach."

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Uchiha Gin looked like he hated iron. Konan stuck out his tongue. Instead of being disappointed as expected, he asked curiously,

"Does Yin Sansan have any other disciples?"

"Well, there are a few incompetent disciples who are not worth mentioning."

"Can you introduce me to him?"

"Ah, you are destined to meet each other."

Looking at Konan with an expectant look on his face, Uchiha Gin turned his head inexplicably. It would be best not to see him. This small group in the timeline is not a good thing.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. Since you have learned to refine chakra, let's move on to the next step of training."

"So fast?"

Konan, who had just refined a bit of chakra, raised his head in surprise. Did he sign up for some kind of ninja crash course?

"Sansan, I am the best at teaching students in accordance with their aptitude. For other messy things, someone will naturally teach you in the future."

He waved his hand towards Xiaonan. Anyway, Jiraiya would help her lay the foundation in the future. He only needed to teach her the skills.

After saying that, Uchiha Gin took out a stack of white paper from the backpack behind him.

"I see that you have wonderful bones and are a good candidate for learning origami. Do you want to become a legendary origami warrior?"

"ha?"

In the next day, Uchiha Gin accompanied Konan to play origami in the cave. The requirement for getting started with the secret art of paper ninjutsu is to be able to fold paper well.

"Yin Sansan! Do you think my folded puppy is cute?"

“Cute and cute~”

"Yin Sansan, my Thousand Paper Cranes"

"Take it and sell it to the neon people~"

"Yinsansan, mine."

"Okay, okay~"

In response to Konan's voice of surprise, Uchiha Gin kept nodding his head in a perfunctory manner. It wasn't until the other party excitedly came to him holding an exquisite paper dragon that he cheered up a little.

"You're pretty handy~"

Looking at the paper dragon with its teeth and claws, Uchiha's silver eyes showed a trace of admiration. After Konan saw it, a bright smile instantly appeared on his face.

"Very good, the next step is to make it move."

Pointing at the paper dragon, Uchiha Gin gave a strange order to Konan,

"Is this impossible? How can the paper move?"

Regarding this harsh order, Xiaonan shook his head repeatedly.

"Chakra is a magical power. As long as you want to do it, it can do it. Just imagine that you are a piece of paper."

"I'm a piece of paper? Why don't you say I'm mentally retarded?"

After spending a day with Uchiha Gin, Xiaonan gradually relaxed a lot. When facing her teacher, she wanted to roll her eyes to the sky.

"A child cannot be taught!"

Uchiha Gin pointed at Konan stagnantly. If the system hadn't banned his blood inheritance and secret techniques, he would have to show this girl what real skills are.

"Looks like I still haven't folded enough, go and fold them all for me!"

Sure enough, you still need to practice!

She took out the paper she had bought in advance from her backpack. There were about ten or twenty thousand pieces of paper and placed them neatly in front of Xiao Nan. Looking at the white paper that was taller than her own height, she turned her head tremblingly.

"Are these all folded?"

“It’s good that I didn’t ask you to fold 600 billion pieces, why don’t you go quickly!”

As the saying goes, a strict teacher makes a good disciple, so Uchiha Gin decided to be strict with Konan, otherwise he might stay in this place forever.

At night, Uchiha Gin took a nap in the cave, while Konan beside him was still working hard on origami.

"I'll break your pig's head!"

Skillfully folding the white paper into the shape of a pig's head, Konan glared angrily at Gin Uchiha lying behind him.

"Hey~"

As a result, Uchiha Gin suddenly opened his eyes, frightening Konan so much that the pig's head in his hand instantly broke into two halves.

"Someone is coming."

"Da da da"

As soon as he finished speaking, a series of light footsteps came from the entrance of the cave. When Xiao Nan heard this familiar voice, his eyes immediately lit up.

"It's Yahiko!"

Sure enough, a few seconds later, a kid with an orange spiky head walked in carrying a few pieces of burnt bread.

After seeing Xiao Nan, he showed a happy expression on his face and lifted up the failed product he picked up from the back kitchen of the bakery.

"Xiaonan, look what I found!"

"Yahiko!"

Xiaonan stood up excitedly. Yahiko was her only relative in this world.

Um. Now he is the only one.

The delighted two were just about to say something when Yahiko discovered Gin Uchiha lying on the ground and yawning. Anyone would be frightened by the appearance of such a stranger in his secret base.

"Who are you?"

Hurrying to protect Xiaonan behind him, Yahiko touched his hand to his waist. There was a handful of polished iron pieces hidden there, which was his important life-saving tool.

"Yahiko! No, he is my teacher!"

Seeing a cold light on Yahiko's waist, Konan turned pale with fright. In desperation, she grabbed Yahiko's hand and squeezed it subconsciously.

"ah!"

The huge force coming from his wrist made Yahiko scream out. After hearing this, Xiaonan quickly let go of his little hand,

"I didn't mean it."

Yahiko's wrist was bruised, as if he had been hit by a hard object. Konan lowered his head, tears welling up in his eyes.

"Huh~ Xiaonan, when did you become so strong?"

Without blaming Xiaonan, his sister, Yahiko gritted his teeth and rubbed his wrist. Fortunately, it was only slightly red and swollen, and the bones were not broken.

"This is the power of chakra. You must master it well and don't let it confuse your mind."

Uchiha Gin straightened up and sat up. Unexpectedly, after Xiaonan learned to refine chakra, his physical condition improved so quickly. In just one day, he had strength far beyond that of ordinary people.

"Uncle, who are you?"

Yahiko looked at Uchiha Gin warily, and Konan tugged at the corner of his clothes from behind.

"Yahiko, Ginsansan is a good person. Not only did he save me and treat me to dinner, he also taught me ninjutsu."

Konan briefly recounted the encounter between himself and Uchiha Gin in Yahiko's ear.

The two of them chatted for a long time. Yahiko, who understood the whole story, walked up to Uchiha Gin and bowed to him with gratitude.

"Thank you for saving Xiaonan!"

Uchiha Gin resisted the urge to angrily slap Payne's head, and shook his head gently,

"I just did what every man would do."

"Wow!"

Hearing these words, Yahiko's eyes shone with admiration. Such manly words are indeed a great hero!

"Mr. Silver! Please teach me ninjutsu too!"

Without hesitation, Yahiko, who was impressed by Uchiha Gin's words, immediately sat down and kowtowed his head.

"Stop, stop, stop! Aren't you afraid that I have other agendas?"

Raising his hand to stop Yahiko's self-mutilation, Uchiha Gin touched his chin with interest and issued a soul torture,

"Huh? Do we have anything worthy of you?"

Yahiko looked around. All their family assets were here. If Uchiha Gin wanted it, just take it.

"For orphans like us who live in precarious conditions, it is already a luxury to live to see tomorrow's rain."

Looking at Yahiko's candid eyes, Uchiha Gin nodded with slight approval,

He is worthy of being the No. 1 member of the first-generation Tiantuan, and the leather-covered man of the second-generation Tiantuan is indeed a character.

"Okay, anyway, teaching one is teaching, and teaching two is teaching."

Uchiha Gin did not refuse Yahiko's request, but his time was limited. How much the other party could learn could only depend on his own understanding.

"Thank you Yinxian Sansan!"

"Hand. Forget it, you go wash your hands first and then talk about it."

Preparing to follow the same pattern for fools, Uchiha Gin shook his head in disgust when he saw Yahiko's dirt-covered hands.

"Okay, I will only teach you once. How much you can remember depends on your ability."

Regarding the included Yahiko, Uchiha Gin is not as concerned as Konan. After all, he is also somewhat of a face-controller, and he doesn't like tomboys.

"Ah~ah~ah! Ah! Ah!!!"

It's just that he didn't expect that Yahiko at such a young age could actually make a cry like an ancestor of a beast, which surprised Gin Uchiha.

"Kid, you are very talented. I have a black tea recipe here. Do you want to learn it? It's really cool~" (End of Chapter)