#449 - Suicide won't make you happy

How desperate must one be to drive the famously calm Senju Tobirama completely crazy?

"Die!"

The mad Senju Tobirama, holding two humming hard vortex water blades, was about to attack Uchiha Gin's head.

You know, he has been a chaste man all his life and is still a virgin in his fifties.

As a result, he has now been infected with an unspeakable disease for unknown reasons, and his life is ruined!

"Die, and destroy the world!"

At this moment, Senju Tobirama exuded a cold aura that was completely different from usual, and his distorted face showed no trace of his usual coldness.

Along with the violent fluctuations in emotions, this aura had a tendency to rise to the sky. The Uchiha who saw this scene all showed surprised expressions.

Especially the Uchiha Madara brothers, as experienced people, they are most familiar with this aura that is about to be advanced.

"No way? He's a foreigner, and he has a thousand hands, can he open it?"

Uchiha Izuna swallowed in doubt. Could it be that Senju Tobirama was the innate Uchiha holy body born in the Senju?

"snort!"

Uchiha Madara, with a frown on his face, did not respond, but the surprise in his eyes did not seem fake. It was obvious that Senju Tobirama's performance had given him a great shock.

"My brothers, why are you just OMO? Please save me~"

Uchiha Gin, who was hiding from Senju Tobirama's pursuit, was furious when he saw his two indifferent brothers.

Buzz! Buzz——

As he spoke, he suddenly squatted down, barely avoiding the sharp water blade that brushed past his curly hair.

"Curly, die!"

The red-eyed Senju Tobirama had no idea who was his relative. The magatama in his pupils spun rapidly with his fluctuating emotions. Uchiha Gin felt a sharp pain in his teeth after glancing at it.

Why is this white-haired guy so annoying?

In one sentence, a man opens a kaleidoscope for me.

"There's nowhere to escape, die!"

Uchiha Gin was forced into a corner in a few moves. With a distorted face, Tobirama Senju raised the water blade in his hand high up, his scarlet eyes completely out of focus.

"Alas~"

Uchiha Madara saw that the situation had become uncontrollable, his eyes narrowed, and his cold pupil power rushed towards Senju Tobirama with a crushing force.

"You're going to defend this bastard?"

Senju Tobirama felt his body sink and his consciousness became clearer. He turned around and looked at Uchiha Madara and asked in a cold voice,

"My cousin did something a little unkind this time."

"You also know that it's not authentic?"

"Forehead"

Uchiha Madara, who felt a little guilty, scratched his face awkwardly.

On one side is the cousin who loves him the most.

On one side is Hasi Lama's younger brother,

It's difficult~

"Cousin, why don't you let him beat you up to vent his anger?"

After weighing the pros and cons for a few seconds, Uchiha Madara made his choice.

"Huh? You are such a traitor, my red envelope has been thrown away!"

Seeing his lustful cousin, Uchiha Gin felt heartbroken.

It is true that a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Uchiha Madara?

Just drinking buddies.

"Curly, are you ready for the ultimate humiliation?"

Senju Tobirama's eyes had regained clarity at this moment, but they were still emitting blazing flames.

"Ball bean sack!"

Seeing that the humming water blade was about to clean his scalp, Uchiha Gin immediately raised his hands and waved the Sharingan information in his hand.

"This is?"

"I was just joking with you just now. I wanted to use this to test the compatibility between you and the Sharingan. I didn't expect you to have such a talent."

The reason why Uchiha Gin lied to Senju Tobirama was not only to trick him, but also to help him recover.

Of course, teasing him is the main thing, and rehabilitation testing is just a by-product.

"I'm not sick?"

After hearing this good news, Senju Tobirama was shocked, and the speed of the magatama in his eyes slowed down a bit.

"There is definitely an illness, but it's not that kind."

After taking the information from Uchiha Gin and reading it in detail, Senju Tobirama finally showed a relieved expression.

Jade syndrome?

It is indeed not an unspeakable dirty disease.

"I didn't lie to you, did I?"

After brushing off the dust on his butt, Uchiha Gin stood up, rolling his eyes unhappily.

"Humph! You're asking for it."

With a cold snort, Senju Tobirama's stiff expression softened a bit, and the magatama in his eyes returned to their original state.

Counting it all, this is the second time Uchiha Gin has interrupted the birth of the Mangekyo.

"But this Yuyu disease isn't contagious, right?"

"Do you have any medical knowledge? That's a mental illness. How can it be transmitted through blood?"

"Then how did he get Yuyu disease?"

The information in hand was not very detailed. It only said that the owner of these eyes suddenly shut himself off from the world after completing a mission.

Until one day, he was found by his relatives that he had hanged himself at home. It was thought that he had contracted the Uchiha clan's common mental blood disease, Tama-Tama syndrome.

The body was dealt with first by his only relative, and the clan only saw the three-magatama Sharingan that was handed over.

"Who knows, maybe it's just a matter of work?"

"let me see."

At this time, Uchiha Izuna, who felt sorry that his eldest cousin did not suffer, came over and looked at the information in Senju Tobirama's hand. He felt vaguely familiar with it.

After thinking for a while, he hammered his palm.

"I have an impression of this person."

"You know?"

"This happened when I was covering for my eldest brother."

Uchiha Izunai showed a nostalgic look on his face. Looking at the curious people, he slowly said,

"The last mission this tribesman carried out was to go to the Land of Demons to carry out an assassination. The target seemed to be a witch."

The Land of Ghosts?

Uchiha Gin blinked. He had some impression of this name. The shrine maiden named Shion in the original movie was quite cute.

"Did he succeed?"

The priestess of the Demon Kingdom is no simple person. She has the magical ability to predict the future. She shouldn't be assassinated so easily, right?

"It was successful, but not long after, the witch who was supposed to be dead reappeared in everyone's sight, and the tribesman has been staying indoors ever since then."

"Humph! It seems that he is just a person with poor psychological endurance."

Hearing this, Tobirama Senju, who had been expecting something, showed a hint of disdain on his face.

He actually died because of a mission failure. This kind of person is not worthy of being a ninja.

In his opinion, Zisha is a cowardly escape. A true ninja should face up to his failures, become more courageous with each setback, until he slaps those haters in the face with perfect results.

"A witch who came back from the dead?"

Compared to the dark-minded Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Gin is more interested in the resurrected shrine maiden.

"Yes, that tribesman did bring back the witch's head, and even the employer accepted it. But a few days later, the witch appeared again."

"Is there any other information about the mission?"

"Well, now I remember, there is one."

Facing Uchiha Gin's question, Uchiha Izuna looked thoughtful, but it had been too long, and he recalled it carefully for a long time before vaguely remembering something.

"Tell me about it."

"That tribe member once reported that he copied the unknown ninjutsu that the miko failed to perform before she died. He said that he would sort it out in a few days and hand it over to the tribe in exchange for a reward. But he died a few days later."

"What about that jutsu?"

"Everyone is dead, and their belongings were burned by their families. Naturally, the ninjutsu is gone."

Successful and failed assassinations,

The witch who came back from the dead,

Unknown mysterious ninjutsu,

Suddenly Zisha, an Uchiha clan member whose body was missing after death.

This series of events feels like it could take many chapters to write.

Snap, snap, snap——

"Alright, these are all old stories from decades ago. Can you remnants of the old times look forward? Big Brother is still waiting for us to save him!"

Looking at Uchiha Gin and the others who were discussing heatedly, Senju Tobirama clapped his hands in annoyance.

Now is not the time to talk about the extra chapter of the Ghost Country, the missing elder brother is the main storyline.

"Aren't you curious about this mysterious ninjutsu that even the Uchiha clan hasn't included?"

Turning to look at the angry Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Gin asked,

"Humph~ You Uchiha are so ignorant. What secret techniques can a small demon country have?"

Senju Tobirama, who claimed to be a master of ninjutsu, did not take ninjutsu from other countries seriously at all, and immediately waved his hands arrogantly.

After exchanging a glance with his little cousin, Uchiha Gin scratched his head. In his impression, the witches of the Demon Country had no combat power. Apart from their ability to predict the future, they only knew some sealing techniques.

However, Shion's bespectacled male guard masters a ninjutsu that can be called a god-level ninjutsu. As for its lethality, it depends on one's opinion.

"Okay, let's just put this matter behind us. It's probably not a very powerful ninjutsu."

After a wave of stimulating tests by Uchiha Gin, Senju Tobirama belatedly discovered that the soreness and swelling in his eyeballs had eased a lot, and the chakra that was slightly blocked before was also much smoother.

It seems that I have wronged this curly-haired guy.

"Phew, I feel like it's ready, let's get started."

Seeing that it had been delayed for such a long time, Senju Tobirama prepared himself mentally, then nodded with a tense expression.

"Wait, this is not the place to do business."

Uchiha Madara, who was sitting on the Hokage throne, shook his head when he heard this. He didn't want the white-haired man's blood to stain his office.

"Okay, let's go to my house."

Senju Tobirama also thought it made sense. There were many people in the Hokage Building, and if they made too much noise, it would easily cause unnecessary trouble.

It was almost time to get off work, so after packing up as usual, they left the Hokage building one after another.

"I won't participate in the next part, right?"

Looking at the elders walking in front, Uchiha Jing raised his hand cautiously. He still remembered what Uchiha Gin had said, asking him to help send his teacher off.

Uchiha Jing, who was worried about being hated by a petty white-haired guy, chose to avoid unnecessary risks very rationally.

"You gave me a chance but you didn't use it!"

Uchiha Gin looked at the cowering Jingzi with a look of disappointment.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Yin, I disappoint you."

"Then go to Honey Ice City and bring us takeout."

"Okay! No problem!"

"Cousin, what link did Jing just talk about?"

Looking at Jingzi's cheerful back, Uchiha Izuna turned back in confusion. He was not present when they were discussing who would execute Senju Tobirama.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, we were just choosing who will kill this white-haired guy."

"!!!"

Hearing this, Uchiha Izuna was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened like bells, and his body began to tremble unconsciously.

"Big cousin, I've never asked you for anything in my life, right?"

Forehead?

You've asked for a lot of gold bricks, right?

Uchiha Gin looked at Uchiha Izuna who was twitching with excitement in front of him and scratched his head in confusion.

"Stop acting, just talk about it."

"Ahem. I hope you two brothers can give this precious opportunity to me, your younger brother."

If we were to ask who had the deepest grudge against Senju Tobirama, it would probably be Uchiha Izuna.

"Hey, you know you're a younger brother, it's not your turn in the queue."

Plop——

Facing Uchiha Gin's ruthless rejection, Uchiha Izuna quickly slid to her knees, tremblingly lifted up her shirt, revealing her lower back covered with the Flying Thunder God's mark, and tears streamed down her cheeks.

"Two brothers, take a look!"

“Ah, this.”

Looking at the QR code made up of the Flying Thunder God Seal on his little cousin's waist, Uchiha Gin was speechless for a moment. When it came to playing the victim, he really couldn't come up with any evidence.

"Cousin, what do you think?"

"Hey~ He is my most beloved brother."

Seeing that Uchiha Madara had relented, Uchiha Gin didn't want to argue with his brother anymore, as it would make him look too petty.

"Okay, then I'll let you do it."

"Hey! Are you guys treating me like I don't exist?"

Tobirama Senju, who was walking in the front, saw all the little actions of the Uchiha Gin brothers. They actually discussed who would kill him in front of him, the person involved. This showed that they simply did not take him seriously.

"Don't be so stingy. You successfully recalled your shadow clone, and my little cousin successfully realized his dream. This is a win-win situation."

Facing the angry Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Gin tried to persuade him kindly,

"Get lost! I'll kill myself later."

Even if I make purple clay, it won’t be cheap for you!

"No, that's such a waste."

It is the dream of every Uchiha to be able to wield the Senju Tobirama sword once in his lifetime.

Even the older cousin from another timeline couldn't resist the temptation and gave Edo Tensei Haku a limited edition Rabbit Year skin for free.

Soon, they arrived at the empty house of Senju Tobirama.

"You didn't even hire a servant?"

Uchiha Izuna looked around the deserted courtyard, the doubts in his heart only grew.

This white-haired man is the deputy chief of the Senju clan after all, and he is also the person in charge of the village, yet he lives such a simple life.

"I like quiet."

Senju Tobirama said with a stern face,

In fact, he had quite a few servants before, but due to financial difficulties, he dismissed them all.

"Right here."

Standing in the center of the training ground in the backyard, Senju Tobirama slowly raised his hands and began to form seals. The magatama in his scarlet eyes also began to rotate.

Seeing this, the people present held their breath and concentrated, but their hands simultaneously reached for the ninja tool bag at their waists, their wolfish ambitions were obvious.

Mao——Hai——

Seeing that the third seal was about to be formed, Uchiha Gin and the other two had a flash of red in their eyes, and suddenly drew out the weapons they had prepared in advance.

The sooner you act, the better!

“Your takeaway has arrived!”

Just when the three "evil-minded" people were about to attack, Uchiha Jing appeared in front of everyone, holding a takeaway bag with a simple yeti painted on it.

"I'm not late.Ah!!"

Uchiha Kagami, who had rushed over non-stop, raised his head with a smile, only to find that he was being stared at by four pairs of cold scarlet Sharingans, three of whom were holding sharp weapons. He was so scared that he shivered and almost spilled the takeaway in his hand.

Uchiha Gin faced the almost man-hating gaze of Senju Tobirama and awkwardly stuffed the huge ship destroyer in his hand back into the ninja tool bag.

Uchiha Madara and Izuna, who were standing by, also put away their black axe and green sword without making a sound.

"Don't be nervous. As ninjas, we often need to fight the enemy in close combat, so it makes sense for us to carry a heavy weapon with us, right?" (End of this chapter)