083: The Durex tycoon is actually Swedish?

If this is not unlucky, Ibrahimovic is even more unlucky.

That was when Ibrahimovic got off the plane from Sweden to England, he got the news again that his mansion, which had been robbed by thieves, was robbed by a wave of thieves the next day after being reported by the media. .

This time it is said that several electronic products, two pairs of paintings, and... two boxes of Durex were lost!

Upon hearing the news, Ibrahimovic was instantly stunned.

Depend on!

What is all this?

Ibrahimovic was numb. Faced with the swarming media reporters, Ibrahimovic of course exploded and bombarded London's security in front of the media reporters. "I really didn't expect that, The security of a century-old metropolis like London is so bad. I live in what is known as the safest villa area in the world, but the reality is that my villa was ransacked twice by thieves within a week, and the second time was A few days after being notified by the police... Hey, I really can't understand whether the thieves in London are too powerful, or whether the police and security in London are too bad! If this is really the case, I don't think I will do it in the future. Having settled in London, even after I retire, I will never come back to London again!”

hiss!

The media reporters at the scene all took a deep breath! .??.

Ibrahimovic is so bold to say this. This is simply an anger against London's security and the London government.

Isn’t Ibrahimovic afraid?

Ibrahimovic continued, "However, I am still lucky."

The media reporters were all confused, what are you thankful for?

Do you still have a lot of cash hidden in your home or any treasures that have not been discovered by thieves?

Webster immediately asked, "Mr. Ibrahimovic, what are you lucky about?"

All media reporters looked at Ibrahimovic.

Ibrahimovic snorted and said, "I'm glad I went to play for the national team, and I'm glad I wasn't at home at the time. Otherwise, you would most likely not be able to see me alive. And what you reported The news was not that my home was robbed, but that it was robbed by a group of gangsters! Fortunately, there was no tragic loss of life!"

hiss!

This guy Ibrahimovic really dares to say it.

Moreover, Ibrahimovic is so famous and influential. Having said this, it will have a great impact on the image of London and even the image of England.

What should the bosses of the London City Government do?

As for the reaction of the London City Government bosses, we don’t know, but soon the media reporters and the public learned that many owners of the villa area where Ibrahimovic’s home was located moved out immediately. He bought his own home and expressed his strong dissatisfaction to the property owner and developer and wanted a refund.

Some people even asked lawyers to come directly to claim compensation.

The developers and bosses of this villa area were so busy that they begged their father to sue their grandmother.

Of course, these have nothing to do with Ibrahimovic.

After venting, Ibrahimovic felt much better.

Then, Ibrahimovic also moved out of this villa. He originally bought this villa for 12 million pounds. Although it is not a top-level villa, it is still very good. Now Ibrahimovic is asking his legal adviser to sue the developer for compensation, and hopes to push back the villa, which means that the other party will pay back the money!

Ibrahimovic also stated that he will no longer buy a house in London. During his year at Crystal Palace, Ibrahimovic will stay in hotels throughout his stay.

Staying in the best hotel in South London, he doesn't believe that the security of the best hotel in South London is so bad?

The London City Government quickly issued a statement that they would crack down hard.

Of course, this has nothing to do with Ibrahimovic and Tong Yi.

However, Ibrahimovic is said to have been interviewed by London City officials. I don’t know what they talked about, but it didn’t seem to have much impact on Ibrahimovic.

However, since then, Ibrahimovic has never talked about the security of London or the theft of his villa, and the incident seems to have just passed.

However, this is fine, as this will not affect Ibrahimovic's later preparations due to these miscellaneous things. However, when Ibrahimovic returns to the team, he will inevitably be ridiculed by his teammates, claiming that Ibrahimovic is simply the chosen one!

Just when everyone thought this matter was over, some nude photos of Ibrahimovic suddenly circulated on the Internet, and most importantly, there were some private photos with some beauties wearing cool clothes.

Of course, these photos just look cool and not overly erotic.

But this still triggered public opinion.

Not only was the public discussing it, all major media outlets reported on it.

"The Sun" even published these photos in their newspaper, directly labeling Ibrahimovic as "playboy", "seven times a night man" and other wrong names. Some reporters even called Ibrahimovic "playboy" and "seven times a night man". Brahimovic took on the nickname "Durex Tycoon".

Ibrahimovic has been really "hot" during this period, and everyone is talking about Ibrahimovic.

What’s even more surprising is that there are so many women sending private photos to Ibrahimovic on online social platforms. Many women even post sexy photos of themselves, claiming that they want to have sex with Ibrahimovic. have dinner together……

After Ibrahimovic saw this, his lungs almost exploded.

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Originally, his injury was not completely healed, but in this rage, it almost worsened.

Ibrahimovic was really angry and even sent a lawyer's letter to "The Sun" and some reporters from "The Sun". At the same time, Ibrahimovic also put pressure on the London police. Will you solve the case?

These photos are obviously the thieves' revenge on Ibrahimovic!

It is precisely because Ibrahimovic bombarded London's security issues that the London city government is now cracking down, which obviously endangered these thieves, so these guys released these photos and the two boxes of Durex they stole. The photo is obviously revenge for Ibrahimovic.

The London police are also very angry. These damn thieves are really seeking death!

Now almost the whole world is staring at the London Police. If this case is not solved, and not solved as soon as possible, the image of the London Police and even the city of London will be affected. The top management has issued a death order. If the case cannot be solved within the deadline, someone must stand up and take responsibility!

This frightened some officials of the London Police. If the case was not solved, they would probably lose their jobs.

This is not to say that the London police's crackdown is becoming more and more fierce.

These thieves are really seeking death!

Tong Yi went to pay attention to Ibrahimovic's situation and asked how his injury was.

I hope it won't affect this guy's recovery time from injury, otherwise it will have a huge impact on Crystal Palace.

During this period, Ibrahimovic was in a really bad mood, even a little haggard!

Fortunately, the photos of him that were exposed this time were not particularly large-scale photos, so the impact of public opinion was not particularly large. Moreover, there was also the intervention of the city government. After a few days, this aspect The heat also went down.

Don’t think that freedom of speech really exists in the West!

Don’t you think that Western media really dare to say anything and will not be controlled or interviewed?

This time, some reporters from "The Sun" were said to have been interviewed by the police, but these things were only known to them internally and were not exposed.

However, it is obvious that other peer newspapers have also reached the news, otherwise, they would not give up such popular content. Therefore, this content has completely disappeared from newspapers and only exists on the Internet.

Discussions on the Internet are still somewhat heated.

Of course, more and more beauties are throwing themselves at Ibrahimovic.

This may also have some influence on Ibrahimovic.

The news that Tong Yi got from Ibrahimovic is still very good. His injury has no impact and he should recover in the next few days.

After hearing such news, Tong

Yi is naturally very happy, as long as there is no impact.

Then there will be no big problems in the next Crystal Palace game.

After returning from the international break, there is only one game except this weekend. The next games will be double matches a week. This schedule is very intensive. Even in mid-December, Crystal Palace will have to go to Asia to participate in the 2016 Club World Cup. In mid-December, Crystal Palace will have two games. Because of this, the next round of league games will have to be postponed to another day.

Therefore, with such a dense schedule, Tong Yi really does not want the team to suffer any injuries.

Crystal Palace really can’t afford to be hurt!

This weekend Crystal Palace will face West Ham United at home.

The opponents are not very strong, but they are definitely not weak either. They are also capable of competing for European qualifications. Therefore, for this game, Crystal Palace must go all out.

This game cannot be taken lightly.

Before this game, the 2016-2017 Premier League Coach of the Month award for September was announced. The Football Association and the Premier League awarded this award to Manchester City's head coach Guardiola. They mainly believed that Guardiola led the team to defeat Manchester United in the Manchester Derby and achieved a complete victory in the September game.

The results of Crystal Palace are also very good, very amazing. They also won all the games in September and did not concede a goal, which is also very impressive. After voting, Guardiola narrowly won by one vote.

The main reason is that some people have considered that the best person of the month in August has already been given to Tong Yi. It would be better to change someone in September. We can't let Tong Yi monopolize this award by himself, right?

So what’s the point of continuing this award? Just give Tong Yi a reward directly every month.

Crystal Palace fans are naturally very dissatisfied with this.

He believes that the FA is just carrying water, and everyone is a master of carrying water. If it is really based on performance and influence, this award should be awarded to their club's legendary head coach Tong Yi.

However, Tong Yi doesn't particularly care about this.

When being interviewed by media reporters, he said: "Rather than receiving this award, I actually prefer that our Crystal Palace can keep winning like this and not conceding goals! To be honest, the club's results are far better than These are personal honors, and I hope our team can continue to win!”

Atmosphere!

Of course, Delvestri and others, Tong Yi, expressed their dissatisfaction to the FA and the professional league in different ways. What Tong Yi, a Chinese bastard, means is that Crystal Palace will keep winning. I think you still dare to give this award to others?

This is the general!

Tong Yi didn't pay attention to these guys at all. He focused all his attention on the upcoming Premier League game.