007: The birth of a soft rice coach

"Breaking news! The youngest coach in German football is born!" - "Munich Aftenposten"

"Shocked! The top management of Munich 1860 collectively went crazy and dug their own graves!" - "Ruhr Daily News"

"The savior of Munich 1860 was actually a 24-year-old Chinese?" - "Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung"

"Tong Yi! Who is he? What virtues and abilities does he have?" - "Munich Daily News"

"Shame! A 24-year-old Chinese became the coach of the German second division!" - "Berlin Morning Post"

"National sinner - Munich 1860!" - "Daily Mail"

"Tong Yi is an ignorant and crazy villain!" - "Rheinische Post"

"The doomsday carnival of the arrogant Chinese clowns!" - "Hamburg Morning Post"

"Tong Yi, I will lead Munich 1860 to the Bundesliga!" - "Cologne Sport"

"In three months, I will lead the team to the top of Bundesliga 2!" - "Leipzig Volkszeitung"

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The next day, major German media reported on Tong Yi's appointment as the head coach of Munich 1860. The news instantly spread throughout Germany and caused a sensation throughout Germany.

No one thought that a 24-year-old Chinese could become the head coach of a German second division club.

Crazy, are the top management of Munich 1860 crazy, or are they just brain-dead?

This guy named Tong Yi, why should he?

Is there no one in such a huge Germany? Or is it that in the eyes of the top management of Munich 1860, no German can compare to this 24-year-old Chinese?

Angry, angry!

This is unacceptable to the proud Germans.

What they couldn't accept even more was Tong Yi's arrogance and arrogance at the press conference. Fans all over Germany ridiculed and criticized Tong Yi. In their view, Tong Yi is a mentally retarded lunatic. With his IQ, he struggles to eat, and his delusional attempt to lead the team to promotion is simply a joke.

All kinds of abuse and sarcasm were directed at Tong Yi.

The major fan forums on the German Internet are also full of all kinds of sarcastic and even slanderous remarks about Tong Yi. In an instant, Tong Yi became the clown that everyone in the German football world shouted at.

Of course, the most angry and angriest among them are the fans of Munich 1860.

The situation of Munich 1860 has been very bad in recent years. Now the club has hired a 24-year-old Chinese with no experience in leading a team as the head coach of the team. This is simply digging its own grave.

Even now they see Munich 1860 falling into the dark abyss.

This is unacceptable to them.

The angry fans of Munich 1860 flocked to the club's official website, leaving crazy messages and curses to vent their anger.

"We don't want the Chinese, let that damn guy get out of Munich!" - Casper

"Resist Tong Yi and tell him to get out!" - Anton, Knight of the Holy Sword

"Munich 1860 is not

It's your toy, let the Chinese go away. ”——Blue Lion Madman Dominica

"Which lunatic made the decision to hire this Chinese? What virtues and abilities does he have? Do the senior management really think that a Chinese without any experience can lead Munich 1860 to glory? I think you are eager to let Munich 1860 sink completely. Boycott Tong Yi, and the Chinese people will get out." - Green Forest Guardian

"Do the club's top management have shit in their heads? Why hire this Chinese? Do you want to drag Munich 1860 to be buried with you? You must die a good death! The board of directors must resign, and the Chinese people must get out!" - Great Hans

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The outraged Munich 1860 fans took down the message board on the official website, which was filled with violent criticism and foul-smelling curses. They vented all their anger on Tong Yi, shouting in unison, "Let the Chinese go away." "

The official website of Munich 1860 was once paralyzed and crashed, which shows the anger of Munich 1860 fans.

At this time, a report from "Bild" ignited the anger of Munich 1860 fans.

"With the rise of women, a soft coach was born - Tong Yi!" - "Bild"

Underneath this headline is a large picture. The background of the picture is the blue Allianz Arena. In the center of the picture is an Oriental man wearing a suit with half a clown face painted on it. He raises his hands in the air, showing that he is crazy. The appearance of a lifetime.

And the half of this oriental man's face without makeup is obviously Tong Yi's handsome face.

On the lower right side of this oriental man, there is a picture with a much smaller composition. On the picture is the black silhouette of a graceful and graceful long-haired girl. Her right hand is raised high and waving a huge stack of banknotes. And behind this beautiful girl Opposite her were three middle-aged men in suits who knelt down to her.

Underneath this picture is written a string of small words - Coach Ruifan, making his debut.

This composition is full of irony.

If Tong Yi himself saw this painting, his lungs would explode, right?

In the following reports, Sebastian Jacobs, the author of this article, also tried his best to be sarcastic, and both his words and sentences were full of strong irony.

In the text, he wrote:

"A few days ago, Munich 1860 officially announced their new head coach, a 24-year-old young man from China, Tong Yi.

Tong Yi.

Who is this?

I believe everyone is like me. When I learned about this, the first question that came to my mind was this. At the same time, various questions flashed in my mind one by one. Where does this come from? Does he have team leadership experience? What is his ability? Why should he squeeze out Li Ning? Why can he become the head coach of 1860 Munich?

At that time, I felt that there was something hidden in it

Amazing lowdown.

After many inquiries and unremitting efforts, the author finally discovered the shocking secret hidden behind this matter - Tong Yi is the boyfriend of Baker's daughter Martina!

In other words, this Chinese man became the head coach of Munich 1860 with the help of his girlfriend. 』

Later in the article, Jacob also introduced Martina’s information in detail. Martina's full name is Martina Shugula Baker. She is a typical rich second generation, model and young entrepreneur. She founded a women's clothing brand when she was young, and she is a model for her own brand. Her father is one of Germany's retail giants, and her uncle is the chairman of the Munich 1860 Club.

It also focuses on the relationship between Martina and her uncle.

The article introduces that the relationship between the two is very good. Rainer Baker loves Martina more than he loves his own daughter, and he almost obeys Martina's words. Obviously, it was the same this time, so Tong Yi became the head coach of Munich 1860.

Of course, Tong Yi's information and resume are also introduced in the article. Named Tong Yi, who graduated from the Cologne Sport University and has been in football for three years. He is the disciple and assistant of football professor Frank and Klopp's younger brother. He is considered a well-known teacher. But Tong Yi has never had the experience of coaching alone, and it has only been three years since he officially entered professional football. Jacob made another bitter satire on Tong Yi. He has been so arrogant and arrogant for three years since his debut. This guy is like a lunatic like an idiot.

Moreover, Jacob also used all his words to exaggerate the fact that a Chinese young man without any talent or impressive resume actually became the head coach of Munich 1860 because his girlfriend squeezed out the German coach Linin to stir up the anger of the masses. .

He also claimed that Tong Yi was the biggest soft rice king he had ever seen, and gave Tong Yi the nickname "soft rice coach".

Behind this report, there is a concluding statement: "This shameful act will be a devastating blow to Munich 1860. The madness of Baker and others, and the stupidity of Tong Yi will push Munich 1860 to The abyss of doom, maybe after the end of the season, we can only see Munich 1860 in the third league. This is really painful for those die-hard fans of Munich 1860 Club, your suffering days have just begun..."

This report from "Bild" caused great repercussions throughout Germany, and the entire German football world was shocked. No one thought that Tong Yi could become the head coach of Munich 1860 because of a woman.

Fans across Germany felt that their intelligence had been insulted, and spread rumors on the Internet to criticize, ridicule and humiliate Tong Yi, claiming that Tong Yi was not a man and was simply an embarrassment to men and the face of the Chinese people.

The title "Coach" is stuck firmly on Tong Yi's head.

Countless people are waiting to see the joke between Tong Yi and Munich 1860.

Bang!

In a bar near the Green Forest Street in Munich, a bearded, bald man with a big belly angrily crumpled the newspaper in his hand into

A ball hit the bar hard, making a huge roar.

"Crazy, the top management is crazy! Damn Baker, damn Martina, they don't care about the life and death of my Munich 1860 at all. Brothers and sisters, we can no longer sit back and wait for death, our Blue Lions Fan Club must We must stand up. We must let those superior lunatic men hear our voices, and we must let them know that Munich 1860 is not their plaything. Brothers and sisters, we must unite now to defend our Munich 1860. Brothers and sisters , come with me, let’s go to the club to ask for an explanation! As the director of the Blue Lions Fan Club, I, Hermann Hans Meyer, will fight with you, brothers and sisters, come with me!”

After saying that, Meyer waved his hand and rushed towards the Munich 1860 club building with a big belly. They want to protest, they want to oppose, they want Tong Yi to be dismissed from get out of class!

As they walked, they shouted in unison, "Down with Baker, Tong Yi is out of class!"

More and more fans gathered along the way and flocked to the club building of Munich 1860 with them. As they marched and shouted, they rushed to their destination. By the time they arrived at the Munich 1860 club building, their team was unimaginably large.

The Munich government had to send more police to maintain law and order. There were also a lot more traffic police and patrol police on the streets. The atmosphere on Green Forest Street suddenly became tense.

Fans of Munich 1860 besieged the club building, demonstrated against the club's senior management, and called on the club's senior management to fire Tong Yi.

The scale of this demonstration was still very large, attracting countless media attention and reports, which immediately made the matter even more heated.

Baker was under great pressure these days, and he could hear the roars and curses of the opponents in the chairman's office. The situation became increasingly serious, and Baker had to speak out. He claimed that the club selected Tong Yi because of his ability. He firmly believed in Mr. Frank's ability to train disciples. He claimed that Tong Yi could definitely become the next Klopp. We call on the fans of Munich 1860 Club to calm down and give Tong Yi and the club some time.

But the fans didn't listen at all, and they criticized and cursed Baker.

Baker had to say, "Three months! Please be patient for three months! If Tong Yi leads the team with unsatisfactory results, I will personally fire him after three months and find a strong coach for the club."

The fans of Munich 1860 didn't pay attention at all, and the abuse became even louder.

Seeing that communication could not be achieved, Baker had no choice but to leave in despair.

Stoffes, who was following Baker, raised the corners of his mouth slightly and said in his mind, "Tong Yi, let me see how long you can last?"

It's a pity that now we can no longer see Tong Yi's embarrassed appearance being besieged by fans.

Because Tong Yi is no longer in Germany.

Early this morning, Tong Yi and Bruns flew to London.