Chapter 33

The old man was very happy, but he was still very busy.

"Island owner, everyone says you are Baidu Encyclopedia. I have a question for you. What is Guan Yu's weapon in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"? "

Jiangnan had just brewed the tea and was about to take a sip when another audience member in the live broadcast room asked a question.

Before Jiangnan could answer, the rest of the audience had already started to speak enthusiastically.

"I know! The golden hoop!"

"You are talking nonsense here. The golden hoop is so heavy, how could Guan Yu lift it? Believe me, Guan Yu is holding the nine-toothed rake!"

"Could it be the Fang Tian Hua Ji!"

"Hoe!"

"Frying pan!"

"Shadow battle axe!"

"Malay sword!"

"You are all wrong. Guan Yu is holding a brick!"

"I answer you very seriously. He is holding an AK47!"

Jiangnan was amused by this group of lovely audiences on the spot.

Because the image of Guan Yu holding an AK47 appeared in his mind!

At the same time, she also understood the good intentions of the audience. They must have felt that they had just chatted with Hao Ren and were in a bad mood, so they came here to drink tea and deliberately made her happy.

Such good intentions made Jiangnan feel very relieved and naturally could not let them down.

Jiangnan took a deep breath, rubbed his face with his hands, quickly adjusted his state, and said with a smile: "Let me answer this question. Do you know what Guan Yu does? That's right, he sells mung beans! So where do mung beans come from? That's right, they grow on crops in the fields! If you want to pick mung beans from the fields and sell them, what weapon do you need? Of course, a sickle!"

"In summary, Guan Yu's weapon is a sickle!"

"Switch to the next question!"

Jiangnan's words are well-reasoned and reasonable, making it difficult for people to refute.

"The island owner is so logical, I am convinced!"

"Me too!"

"I have a question for the island owner. If you come home from get off work and you are sleeping at home, and suddenly you hear a lot of noise in the corridor, and you see someone breaking into the house through the cat's eye, and the murderer has also noticed you and is about to break in, what will you do?"

"Of course, pick your ears! Because when you pick your ears, no one will touch you!"

"I don't agree. I will cover my eyes with leaves so that I can't see the murderer!"

"I'm different from you. I will cover one eye, because Xiahou Dun once said that if you cover one eye, you will have half the enemies."

"What a self-deception, a leaf blinds you!"

"It's actually very simple at this time. Just keep smiling, because you don't hit a smiling person!"

"Simple! Format your phone, after all, you have to keep your innocence in the world "" I suddenly remembered that there was a news before, a guy was hit by a car, and he spit out blood after he took out his hand and formatted it. " Then we open the door and see how he breaks. " The index finger was put in front of the mouth, and whispered: "Everyone looks there!" After that, he controlled the shot into the distance. Only the head is green, and the most prominent thing is the hairstyle on their heads.

The feathers on the top of the head are fluffy, like the lid of a beer bottle, more like a watermelon head specially cut by Tony.

"What kind of bird is this? I've never seen it before, so cute!"

"This bird is so fashionable, not only does it have a watermelon head, but it's also dyed green."

"Liu Xing: I also want to dye this thing green!"

Jiangnan explained: "This bird is called the Crested Canary. It was specially bred in 1925. It has the most unique watermelon head among all birds."

"The spirited young man in the bird world!"

"Watermelon Taro!"

"So cute, I really want to give them a middle part!"

"The above, will you apologize? Don't mock my brother because I have to eat it every meal!"

In the live broadcast room

Start a group again.

Jiangnan looked at the Crested Canary seriously.

Because he saw that the two of them seemed to be quarreling. The slightly larger one always approached the smaller one intentionally or unintentionally, but the smaller one obviously had a bad temper.

The larger one came closer, and the smaller one moved to the side.

You leaned over, I hid, and this went on for about two minutes.

Finally, the larger one couldn't stand it anymore and moved his head over, but the smaller one turned his head away humanely.

That look and posture really looked like a young couple quarreling.

The audience in the live broadcast room gradually noticed this interesting scene.

"Canary husband: Baby, don't be angry! Canary wife: Don't touch me, it's annoying!"

"Canary husband: I love you! Canary wife: Oh, that's amazing!"

"Hahaha, this little temper is exactly the same as my wife."

"Maybe the female bird is coaxing the male bird?"

"That makes sense! Even female birds know how to coax their husbands!"

"If my wife coaxed me like this, I wouldn't be angry a long time ago!"

"Look, a canary is flying over!"

Under the gaze of everyone, the larger canary stopped coaxing his wife, flapped its wings, and flew towards Jiangnan.

Feeling the affinity of Jiangnan, it was not afraid at all, but jumped around on the table in front of Jiangnan, and finally...

Focused on the tea brewed by Jiangnan!

"What? Do you want to drink some?"

Jiangnan looked at the crested canary and asked with a smile.

The crested canary actually understood what Jiangnan said and shook its little head gently.

Jiangnan was puzzled and continued to ask, "Then what do you want to do?"

The crested canary turned his head decisively and looked at his wife who was still standing on the branch and sulking.

Jiangnan understood instantly and said, "You want to use my tea to coax your wife? Hahaha, no problem, since you love your wife so much, I'll give you some."

As soon as the voice fell, Jiangnan had already gently poured some tea on the table.

The crested canary opened its mouth, gently held a little tea, and flew towards his wife.

"Isn't this amazing?"

"It's so smart! It actually knows how to find something delicious to coax my wife!"

"Just like when I coax my wife, I will buy her some milk tea!"

"Didn't anyone notice that the island owner and the canary have no obstacles in communicating?"