Chapter 34

The bird was in a state of panic, but the bird was in a state of panic.

While the audience was talking about it, the crested canary had already flown back to the branch and came to the female bird.

Facing the male bird that had returned, the female bird still had the attitude of ignoring him.

The male bird kept sticking to him, and the female bird dodged frantically.

In the end, the female bird was forced to no end, and she flapped her wings and flew to another branch, tilting her head 35 degrees.

"Are they a couple? Why do I feel like the male bird is simply licking the female bird?"

"No way, no way, are there lickers in the bird world these days?"

"A licker licks a dog until he has nothing left!"

"Isn't this male bird me? I like a female anchor. I give her all my salary every month, leaving only 100 yuan for instant noodles."

"Brother, you are much better than me. The girl I like has a boyfriend. I still send her breakfast every day and give her lipstick on holidays, so that when she and her boyfriend kiss at night, I will also feel involved."

"The person above, I suggest you send her an offspring isolation bag next time, so that she will feel more involved."

Chirp!

About two minutes passed, and perhaps moved by the male bird's sincerity, or perhaps because she felt that the tea tasted mellow, the female bird finally stopped making a fuss and took the initiative to lean against the male bird.

Then, the mouths of the two canaries gently touched each other.

To the audience, they were just kissing, and they were immediately excited.

"Wow, is this something a minor like me can watch?"

"This is the first time I've watched a bird movie in my life, why am I a little excited!"

"Sell paper, sell paper!"

"Get married, get married!"

"Have a baby, have a baby!"

The audience was cheering, but Jiangnan was much calmer.

Because he clearly saw that the female bird was drinking the tea in the male bird's mouth.

This can also be considered as family affection.

The male bird didn't have much tea in its mouth, and the female bird finished it in a few seconds. It seemed that she was still reluctant to drink. She flapped her wings and landed on the table in front of Jiangnan, pecking at the tea that Jiangnan had just poured on the table with her mouth.

The male bird flew over immediately, but was not in a hurry to drink the water. Instead, he jumped onto Jiangnan's shoulder and gently rubbed Jiangnan's cheek with his green watermelon head.

This intimate behavior was used to express gratitude to Jiangnan.

"Hahaha, come to my hand."

Jiangnan smiled and put his hand in front of his shoulder.

The crested canary understood, jumped, and stood on Jiangnan's hand.

Jiangnan put his hand on the table and said, "It's not easy for you, go and drink some."

After getting Jiangnan's reply, the male bird began to drink water.

Compared with female birds, it is smarter and more polite.

It seems to be the case in the bird world.

Especially for relatively human birds such as parrots, starlings, and canaries, male birds are mostly smarter than female birds and are easier to learn to speak.

"My tea can actually mediate the relationship between husband and wife in the animal world, which is great!"

Jiangnan was afraid that the two crested canaries would not have enough to drink, so he poured some for them.

One person and two birds drank tea, and the scene was very harmonious for a while.

After drinking the tea, the two crested canaries took the initiative to jump on Jiangnan, jumping, laughing and playing, very lively, and did not treat them as outsiders at all.

No, foreign birds!

With two canaries as company, Jiangnan felt very comfortable.

However, this comfort did not last long.

"Awoo!"

Suddenly, a wolf howl broke the silence.

The two crested canaries were frightened and their feathers exploded. They spread their wings and flew into the air.

Whoosh!

Gangzi, who was sleeping in the room, suddenly opened his eyes and rushed out at the fastest speed, blocking Jiangnan with his strong body.

His eyes rolled around and he looked around vigilantly.

In the live broadcast room, the audience was in an uproar again.

"Fuck! There are wolves!"

"I didn't expect there would be wolves on this island!"

"What I fear most is wolves. I don't know how many there are here!"

"Wolves usually come out at night. Why are they out in broad daylight?"

"In fact, there are wolves in our live studio. There are many perverts!"

"To be honest, I am one of them. Don't look down on perverts. Perverts have made an indelible contribution to improving women's self-confidence. Many women are like unpolished jades. They have always lacked confidence in themselves. At this time, we

Some respectable and lovely perverts will find bright spots in women, even if it is just a tiny glimmer, so women's self-confidence has been unprecedentedly improved. "

"The above, what you said is right! In fact, perverts are very respectable. They are good at discovering beauty and good at discovering the excellent qualities of beautiful women in ordinary trivial matters. When ordinary people are busy with oil and salt, perverts are looking for beauty for the world regardless of fatigue. Perverts dare to pursue beauty and have the courage to devote themselves to beauty. In today's materialistic society, who is willing to give everything for beauty? Only perverts, only perverts! Perverts are simple and have clear purposes. They are not for work or money, but just for beauty. Perverts are absolute aestheticists! ”

He is obviously a pervert, but the audience described him as so fresh and refined. This is the art and charm of language.

Jiangnan was not in a hurry and was not afraid at all.

He has Gangzi!

It's a good time to test how well Gangzi has practiced boxing these days!

In this way, Jiangnan and Gangzi stayed where they were, waiting for the wolf to appear, but...

Time passed by, and the wolf didn't appear.

Just when Jiangnan was depressed, a white shadow emerged from the grass beside him.

White wolf!

This is a very strong white wolf, about two meters long. If Gangzi confronts it head-on, he may not be sure to deal with it.

Huh!

Jiangnan took a deep breath, and seeing that the white wolf had no ill intentions, he said nervously: "What do you want to do?"

"Awooo!"