Chapter 835: Red League of Legends
Why, Gail?
Putting down the coffee cup in her hand, Natalie Portman stared at Gal Gadot and asked, Why did you do this? I don't think I have done anything to apologize to you.
Why? Gal Gadot raised the corners of his mouth and sighed softly, You are so smart, you must understand why.
The two looked at each other, but didn't say a word anymore, the air in the deck seemed to be stagnant.
After a long time, Natalie Portman said, I thought such a thing would never happen between you and me.
Gal Gadot's long eyes blinked a few times quickly, I can only say sorry, Nat. That's Duke Rosenberg, between him and you, I don't think anyone will choose you.
Hearing this curse-like fame, Natalie Portman, who has been trying to control herself and seemed extremely calm, finally showed some excitement, You are cooperating with the devil, you will not end well !
Seeing Natalie Portman's changing expression, Gal Gadot suddenly smiled, I've signed a contract with ICM.
So what? Natalie Portman finally couldn't help taking a sarcasm, I used to be very close to Duke Rosenberg, and he promised me, but never If it didn’t come true, do you think that what he said would definitely be done?”
Gal Gadot couldn't help but take a good look at Natalie Portman. She never knew that there was such a relationship between the other party and Duke Rosenberg...
However, thinking of the absurd things that Duke Rosenberg did when he was young, he must have just treated Natalie Portman as a plaything.
She has no interest in exploring, and she doesn't want to continue to mix up this personal grievance.
Unfortunately, Nat, your words will not come true.
Get a little farther away. Gal Gadot crossed her arms and looked at Natalie Portman condescendingly, I have already confirmed that I will star in Duke Rosenberg's next film, which is a $200 million super movie. Big production, I am the number one female character in it!
Although Natalie Portman couldn't do something too disrespectful due to the good education she received since she was a child, she still sneered. Duke Rosenberg doesn't necessarily make every film a success.
Gal Gadot shrugged indifferently.
Natalie Portman added, His film lost to Fast \u0026 Furious 5 this Friday!
Nate, your news is too late!
Similarly, Gal Gadot also said in a sarcastic tone, It was Friday, and now it's Sunday. I saw Saturday's box office statistics when I came here. The Avengers got 39.16 million US dollars yesterday , while Fast and Furious 5 is only $29.27 million!
After saying this, Gal Gadot stood up, Haven't you heard a sentence, winning first is not winning!
She moved her long legs. Leaving the booth and walking out of the cafe, this relationship was completely terminated.
Natalie Portman stared blankly at the direction Gal Gadot was leaving, and the depression after the Oscars ended was always suppressed in her heart. Makes her really want to yell and go to Malibu and kill that devil...
That was her nightmare. Natalie felt that no matter how depressed she was, she would definitely suffer from depression.
Almost at the same moment, Duke ended his trip to China and was preparing to leave Shanghai by private plane.
Because of the weather. They couldn't take off immediately after arriving at the airport, so they had to sit in the VIP lounge and wait patiently.
While waiting, Duke browsed the Internet in China boredly, and saw some rather interesting things.
Red League of Legends?
After listening to Duke's translation, Scarlett, who was sitting next to her, couldn't help asking curiously, What is this?
Duke waved his hand at her, You don't understand.
Scarlett still leaned over, I can't read Chinese, but you can translate for me. If you don't want to, there is Tina, who is a China hand.
As she spoke, she winked at Tina Fey.
While looking at the computer screen, Duke shook his head, Tina won't understand either.
If you have not lived in this land for a long time and are extremely familiar with the film and television culture here, the so-called China hands will definitely not understand.
This is another Chinese version of League of Legends created by Chinese movie fans after watching The Avengers, but it is different from the story he received last time. This is completely satirical.
All Duke saw was a post about the Red Avengers.
Although it looks like I'm just an unknown person, even my parents don't know it. In fact, my real identity is the second-level special agent of the International Avengers' Kaoshantun Office in China.
Under the correct leadership of the party and the government, my country's social security has always been very good. Evil forces are generally stifled in the bud. Even biochemical animals have been banned after the founding of the country. There is no major hostile force in society as a whole. .”
However, more than 60 years ago, the Chinese Avengers had to shoulder a heavy historical responsibility. During that period, that is, during the War of Resistance Against Japan, the Chinese Avengers, also known as the Red Avengers, fought for the great cause of the country. I paid a huge sacrifice. My grandfather served as the political commissar of the Avengers and collected a lot of information about the Red Avengers. Today, I will expose it to everyone...
Seeing this, Duke already knew what he was talking about.
First, Captain China!
The experience of Captain China and Captain America is actually very similar. If there is any biggest difference, it is that Captain America uses a shield, defends first and then attacks; while Captain China is an assault type, using a submachine gun. , Whoever blocks me, I'll kill whoever's momentum is so cool!
As early as in the Qing Dynasty, the Chinese captain had already realized that the eight-year war of resistance was coming. He hated the Japanese devils in advance, and charged forward, shooting for the rise of the Chinese nation. Unfortunately, he was betrayed by the Qing government. , was ambushed by the enemy during the execution of the mission. In order not to hand over his submachine gun, the Chinese captain resolutely jumped into the North Sea and sank into the depths of the ocean. His body and weapons were frozen into a lump by the icy ocean. into the sleep of history.
With the outbreak of the War of Resistance Against Japan, our army sent my grandfather to the North Sea to catch the Chinese captain in order to enhance its combat effectiveness. After thawing, the Chinese captain came back again!
However, during the Anti-Japanese War, I discovered that in a battlefield where heavy machine guns have become popular, the captain still rushed to the front line with a submachine gun, which seemed useless...
Second, Steel Cannon Man.
In order to solve the problem of the Chinese captain's lack of firepower, our army decided to invest in research and development of high technology, so the Iron Cannon Man was born. The Steel Cannon Man is covered with heavy weapons all over his body. He can shoot two thousand rounds of bullets in a minute. He is known as the Steel Cannon Man on the battlefield. Bullet eater'. It is a pity that due to the lack of blacksmiths, Steel Cannon Man does not have a full-body mecha like Iron Man, but is only equipped with a small motorcycle.
But this small motorcycle was already very cool on the battlefield at that time. As long as the Japanese army heard the movement of the motorcycle and the sound of sudden bursts of fire, they knew that the Gunners were coming again. They turned around and ran immediately without even thinking about it!
Later, our army found out that because the steel cannon man's small motorcycle was too much, many lesbians who didn't pay much attention to the influence wanted to sit for a ride. There was too much tension within the army, and the leaders were not very satisfied...
Third, the Shaolin giant.
So when developing the next Avenger, the troops paid special attention to consciously combining the three points of combat effectiveness, ugliness, and innocence. Thus, the Shaolin giant appeared.
How fierce is the Shaolin giant? The iron cloth shirt and the black tiger cut out the heart. With just two moves, he beat the enemy to the point where he couldn't take care of himself. So far, the great story of him tearing devils with his hands is still circulating among the people...
The leader is very satisfied with this kind of war machine, but the soldiers below quit. Shaolin giants always tear devils with their hands. In a battle, the entire battlefield is filled with half and half people. After cleaning the battlefield, they even vomited out the overnight meal...
Fourth, God of War.
Originally, there were three Avengers in the team, which was enough, but suddenly an old man came and told us that he would also join. My grandpa looked at him, smacked his lips twice, and said, Master, let's do it. Don't join in the fun, let's not talk about how old you are, you have a retro dress from the Qing Dynasty, if the leaders see it, they will say that I am politically wrong.
At this time, the devil just came to attack the city. The uncle said you wait for me, and then he went out with a Qinglong Yanyue knife.
Relying on a Qinglong Yanyue Knife, this old man hacked away a Japanese army brigade, and everyone in the county was stunned! Because the fighting style was too fierce, he was admitted by the leader to join the Avengers team. He told us later , In fact, he is the god of war from the Bifiebo galaxy, he also came to the earth once hundreds of years ago, and his alias was Guan Yu...
However, the leader is still a little worried about him. He is still loyal to Emperor Ding Ri of the planet Bifibo. The leader feels that he is not one of his own, so he told us: He will kill the devil, and you will come to the meeting, understand?
Fifth, the eye of heaven.
The Red Avenger Gold F4 has been assembled, but they still need a few assistants to help them. After careful selection in the army, I really found two good candidates. The first one is Sky Eye.
The name Tianyan means that you can see things on the horizon. It doesn't matter whether the earth is round or not. Anyway, as long as you work hard, Tianyan can see the back of your head. Such amazing eyesight is of course used for sniping hand!
Tianyan's shooting ability is also very good. He started playing with gunpowder bullets when he was a child. He beat devils at the age of eight, and bombed a small team at the age of ten. In terms of combat effectiveness, it is also very in line with the strength of the Avengers team. And he The greatest achievement... (to be continued~^~)
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