Chapter 1003 The King of Pranks (First Update)

As Salomon had predicted, little Lorna looked bitter after learning that she was about to be ordered to participate in the social season. Even Dinah's carefully prepared meals failed to interest her much. This social custom from London was revived among artists in New York, and became even more artificial. Instead of horse races, regattas, opera festivals, tennis tournaments, flower displays, court balls, there are only stars in the spotlight, postmodern art, noisy shutters, high-pitched reporters, and increasingly bad taste and politics. The increasingly correct fashion shows completely departed from the theme of elegance and perfectly fit the British stereotype of Americans.

But that was not the only thing that annoyed little Lorna. The fact that she had to wear dresses on those occasions was the most intolerable thing. She didn't want to wear a custom-made dress and compete with those socialites. Little Lorna felt that she could see through the empty brains of those people at a glance, which was really stupid.

"We can go to the social dinner wearing adventure clothes and carrying folding shovels!" Salomon's suggestion made little Lorna's eyes light up, and she knew that her brother had some tricks up his sleeve. If there was any kid in the orphanage who was the best at playing pranks, it was Salomon. Although he has always been well-behaved and well-behaved, his ability to cause trouble is not comparable to that of other children. Taking little Lorna to rob S.H.I.E.L.D. funds was just one of the more inconspicuous pranks among countless pranks - plus he was studying at the The high school is the famous Eton College and he is responsible for the cane whip, so he naturally becomes one of the targets of many classmates' pranks. However, his methods were constantly updated in the competition between his classmates, and he quickly moved closer to the famous senior and the king of pranks, Horace Deville Cole. He even escaped every time and picked up the cane whip again. Those classmates who originally tried to trick him.

Little Lorna couldn't wait to hear what Salomon had to offer.

"We could go to Tanzania first to chase the migrating wildebeest, and now is the time when the migration begins. We could drive a jeep with a few guns to deal with the poachers and a few shovels to dig up elephant dung. , we clean the shovel and use it to grill the meat." Salomon said to little Lorna with a condescending look on his face, "Believe me, as long as we live in the wild for a week and shoot an adventure documentary. That documentary will be played at the venue, After the film ended, we used a transport plane to transport us and our cars to the dinner venue to show all the participants all the work we were doing in Africa. Those people had to endure the stench of elephant dung on us while praising us for protecting animals. made a contribution.”

"They don't dare to cover their noses yet!" Little Lorna became excited, knowing that Salomon would not let her down. Her appetite returned, and she stuffed a piece of salmon sushi made by Dinah into her mouth. After swallowing it hastily, she said, "After they see us cooking with a shovel that shoveled elephant shit, I will kiss each one." People who come to shake our hands! Oh my God, I want to see the change in their faces, it must be so funny! They will never dare to say no!"

"We can put down all the goats carried on the transport plane." Salomon stuffed a small piece of fish into the mouth of the girl next to him. She chewed the cold fish into pieces and swallowed it like jelly. Mystic Master Zhang Ka said to little Lorna with his hands, "Imagine that more than a hundred goats rushed directly to the buffet, chasing reporters and female celebrities around... I can imagine the goats holding the skirts of celebrities, and Those arty Silicon Valley elites are being run around with their butts pushed around. Let me see the guest list... Oh, I'm sure it's going to be a lot of fun, and those well-groomed female celebrities are going to hate me. Especially the Kardashians Sister, I’m looking forward to seeing goats chasing these vulgar upstarts trying to add value to themselves with art, and Ms. Minerva’s guest list is so fitting.”

It’s not that Salomon looks at American celebrities through colored glasses, but that he really dislikes the vulgarity of these people. Taking the Kardashian family as an example, Salomon feels that even talking to those people is lowering his level. What he really appreciates are talented people, and such people will be respected by him. For example, the famous singer Taylor Swift was quietly arranged by him to a position where he would not be affected by goats, and Pepper Bo came to support him. I'm there too.

Because the scene was so ridiculous, little Lorna almost couldn't breathe with laughter even after imagining it for a moment. She even hit her head on the table, which made the silverware on the table jump and jingle. The girl who had just swallowed the fish was also giggling. Although she didn't understand what the others were laughing at, she just thought it was funny that everyone was laughing. Salomon carefully observed the girl's eyes and the inlaid strip. Silk ribbons of precision instruments and mysterious circuits. When the girl's mood swings were very intense, there was a hint of vigilance in the corners of his eyes. Bayonetta noticed this and deliberately kicked Salomon's ankle under the table to signal him not to make it too obvious. Perhaps it was because she was not very happy with little Lorna a few days ago. She now plans to ignore the rebelliousness of adolescence and start learning from human cubs. Bayonetta thinks this will help her future parenting career. .

"That is definitely big news. We will definitely be the protagonists! I will also wear the animal skins that I peeled off!" Little Lorna's laughter was like a goose squawking. This is a vulgar behavior that Athena, who upholds elegance, will never allow. She now truly feels the benefits of living in an Oxfordshire manor. The controls here are much less strict than Mount Athena or private schools. Only Bayonetta is a little strict. As long as she goes beyond the rules, no one else will care about her. .

The animal skin that little Lorna was talking about was actually possum skin. This craft is still a bit difficult for modern people, and Minerva did not force her to learn it. However, little Lorna seemed to have a special liking for this dirty craft. She even asked Salomon for advice. After several attempts, she succeeded in peeling off a complete piece of skin with a knife and handed it to the tanner.

"As long as they think of that banquet, they will definitely think of the pain of having their butts poked by goats, and of us." Little Lorna said, holding up a fork, "From now on, we will be the bullies in the New York social circle. No one dares to Mess with us! We won’t be invited to any social events! This is so awesome!”

"As long as you can endure Ms. Minerva's punishment, I don't think she will give you a good look. And I think she will twist the goat's head off on the spot, or it will be your head. You'd better hope for the former. , she is not a good-tempered woman." Joan of Arc poured cold water on them expressionlessly. She also specially used exaggerated movements to bite off the little carrot dipped in butter, using her white teeth to reveal an ill-intentioned reminder. Joan of Arc's words expressed something that Salomon didn't know yet, but the mystic still couldn't understand why she said that. "If I were you, I would never challenge her bottom line. Salomon, as long as you eat those things with a shovel, I will not kiss you until you brush your teeth a thousand times."

"A hundred times is fine, a thousand times is too harsh." Bayonetta said with a wink, "And I like the taste of mint toothpaste."

"You're going to spoil him rotten, Theresa!"

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