Chapter 160 Two sinful fingers
"Tony, I swear, wait until I kill that damn bastard first, and then I will set a fire under your bed when you sleep tonight!"
Qin Xiao slapped the case with a constipated face and stood up.
"Easy, easy!"
Tony quickly grabbed Qin Xiao.
Natasha also stood up quickly to stop Qin Xiao.
"You can't be the same as him. My dear, you are an Avenger. You are a superhero. This has nothing to do with whether you have superpowers. When we first met, remember? You were far from as powerful as you are now!"
"Yes, Natasha is right. You are a superhero. I will hold a press conference tomorrow to solemnly tell everyone that you have never licked my ass!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Everyone burst into laughter, even Captain America hugged Paige and laughed heartlessly.
It may be that he has solved Hydra again, or he has found Peggy and Bucky in the cell who has woken up but has been staying in the dungeon voluntarily. All of this makes Captain America feel good.
"You're dead, Tony Stark, I have to turn you into a roast chicken today..."
During the fight, Qin Xiao's mood slowly calmed down.
In fact, no one took this matter seriously, except of course Qin Xiao, but if he actually came forward to have a basketball duel with Dutlan, it would definitely be bullying.
Let alone fights, but Qin Xiao is different from Captain America. He has always taken revenge.
The next day, a photo appeared on the Avengers' official social platform.
The photo shows a toilet that doesn't look very new. The toilet is a very ordinary toilet, but Dutland's name is engraved on the toilet. The year, month and day are also written on it, as well as what Dutland has done to make people laugh. Angry things.
Next to these carvings is a photo of Duteran, which is fixed to the toilet with a lump of plasticine kneaded into a cake shape.
Qin Xiao didn't have a social account of his own, so he could only use the one shared by everyone, but this news came out.
Netizens almost laughed out loud.
Isn't it obvious that Dutland was written down in a notebook, but the toilet was used as a notebook...
This Qin Xiao is so talented. A super hero who comes to social media to chat with people is definitely a favorite for many netizens.
These netizens flocked to Durant's account again.
'Hello! Qin Xiao has recorded you in his notebook. Congratulations, you have successfully been remembered by an Avenger. ’
‘Dutland, Qin Xiao carved your name on the toilet and took your photo with him. Hurry up and duel him like a man! ! ’
Most netizens have a mocking mentality. After all, the Avengers are no longer creatures of the same dimension in the minds of ordinary people.
In a duel with Qin Xiao, Dutlan would do this after being kicked in the head by a donkey.
Faced with ridicule from netizens, Dutland just posted a photo of himself dunking and a photo of his hand wearing a championship ring, and wrote:
Take off your superpower coat and you are nothing. This is the glory that an ordinary person can earn through hard work. I am waiting for you on the court!
Regardless of what Dutlan's psychology was, whether he was following the Avengers' popularity or really liked Natasha, Qin Xiao was so upset.
In short, Dutland received enough benefits from this incident. He actually received an endorsement advertisement for the little blue pill based on the popularity of this incident.
This is what the advertisement says:
Restore your manliness and give you the power to fight against the Avengers!
PS: Just half a pill each time!
It is said that Dutland received at least eight figures in endorsement fees this time. No matter what the outside world said about him, he made money anyway.
Looking at Qin Xiao, since he posted a photo of the toilet using his Fulian account, he has not spoken to Dutlan at all.
This made Dutlan feel a little smug, especially since Qin Xiao didn't respond for a long time, which made Dutlan slowly feel a little elated.
He even drank too much and declared openly that Qin Xiao was not a man at all. If there was fair competition, Natasha would definitely fall in love with him, and so on.
Of course, there are relatively sober friends around me. They told Dutland that he was an Avenger. He probably just didn’t want to be acquainted with you. You should restrain yourself.
But Dutlan, who was already drifting, couldn't listen at all.
Some friends also said to Dutlan that if Qin Xiao really played basketball with you, regardless of his technical skills, he would kill you with just one collision. I'm afraid you haven't watched the video of the Battle of Wakanda.
In fact, no matter what kind of person, they all guessed Qin Xiao wrong.
It's not Qin Xiao's style to really play basketball with Dutlan based on his superpower, but let's just forget about it, and it's not Qin Xiao's style.
Soon, Dutland accepted an invitation from a university to play a friendly match with the school's children.
After the game, under the strong request of the organizer, he performed a difficult dunk on the spot.
This guy's popularity has skyrocketed recently. He proudly waved to the college students around him, preparing to use the 360-degree turn and double-crotch dunk that he had secretly practiced for a long time today.
Holding his breath and concentrating, he looked up at the basket, suddenly dribbled the ball and started to run faster.
The moment Dutlan suddenly took off, a small blue-black portal appeared between his legs.
At this time, everyone's attention was on the dunk. The portal was not as big as a fist and no one saw it.
The moment the small portal opened, two sinful fingers stretched out from it. They caught Dutlan's shorts just as he took off.
As Dutland took off, his shorts automatically fell off his body.
Dutland was concentrating on completing a difficult action and was completely unaware of this.
What a shame, today was a friendly match with a group of college students, and he didn't bring a full set of equipment, just a jersey without any protective measures inside.
The shorts stayed in the air for only a few tenths of a second, and then fell to the ground.
Dutland made a 360-degree turn in the air, the basketball came back from his hip twice, and the last time he dunked into the basket.
It all sounds very long, but in fact it only takes one second, and almost everything happens simultaneously.
Dutland landed on his feet and looked around at the college students who stood up and screamed. Almost everyone had a mobile phone pointed at them.
The index fingers of both hands pointed diagonally at the sky and shouted loudly to these enthusiastic college students.
"I love you! Thank you for your enthusiasm!"
The scene became even more lively, and applause and whistles could be heard overwhelmingly.
