Chapter 22 Making Friends with Hulk
If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, you wouldn't know how powerful the Hulk is.
Even compared to the comics, the Hulk in the movie has been weakened thousands of times.
But before the Father-level figure comes out, Hulk is basically an unsolvable existence.
The violent power contained in those punches and kicks made Qin Xiao, who was hiding far behind a sand dune, feel heartbroken.
In front of such a violent Hulk, Qin Xiao felt that as a super soldier, there was no difference between himself and the terrorists of the Ten Rings Gang.
If there is one, it's just the difference between one punch and two punches.
"System, this mission is a bit perverted. I feel like I've been hammered to death before I even spoke, okay?"
Seeing Hulk directly crushing a person's head into blood mist in the distance, Qin Xiao swallowed hard.
"How can you see a rainbow without going through ups and downs? If you can't even handle this task as a host, then I'll send you back to work peacefully as a social worker to pay off your debts, and live a miserable life!"
"Your uncle, you despise me again!"
How come those systems that people travel through can get a hundred times rebate on every purchase, or they can automatically upgrade even when they eat or sleep.
Why is it so difficult for me? Not only are the tasks given perverted, but I also personally attack myself as a host from time to time.
Complaints are complaints!
The task still needs to be done, and the rewards are indeed very attractive.
The people from the Ten Rings Gang below were killed by Hulk several times.
The rest were either scared out of their wits or ran away madly.
Seeing that many people were killed, most of the cars were smashed to pieces.
I guess Hulk should calm down a little now.
Qin Xiao was cruel and stood up directly from behind the sand dune.
"Hulk!"
Qin Xiao greeted Hulk enthusiastically.
She smiled like a village beauty standing at the entrance of the village and seeing her lover return.
Maybe the difference is that there is no floral handkerchief swaying in the wind.
"Roar!!!"
It's a pity that Hulk couldn't understand this kind of style, so he roared and jumped hard in front of Qin Xiao from a distance.
Then without saying anything, he punched Qin Xiao directly.
When Hulk rushed over, the pressure almost made Qin Xiao subconsciously turn around and avoid it.
He finally managed to stabilize his figure.
Who would have thought that a fist as big as a casserole would just hit him.
So irritable?
Punch first and then talk!
Do you think you are Wei?
Qin Xiao muttered in his heart and quickly moved to the side to avoid Hulk's fist.
He quickly said loudly.
"Wait a minute, Hulk, I'm not with them. I don't mean any harm. I just have something to talk to you about."
"Hey! I know you don't really want to hurt others. You can't help but be angry to cause damage, right? I have a good idea!"
While dodging Hulk's fist, Qin Xiao quickly said that he had heard Hulk's own complaints from the Thor III movie, hoping to impress Hulk a little.
"Um?"
It may be due to Banner's remaining impression that Hulk felt that Qin Xiao was indeed different from the group of people who shot and attacked him.
Or maybe Qin Xiao's words played a certain role. Hulk's third fist stopped in mid-air.
(In the Incredible Hulk movie, Banner should have some memory sharing with Hulk. It may not be comprehensive, but it does exist. However, in the subsequent Avengers, the memories of Hulk and Banner seem to be different. It’s become non-interference! Here, I have a very vague impression of the people and things that the other party has come into contact with.)
"call!!!"
Qin Xiao took a long breath.
"I'm not your enemy, Hulk. I want to be your friend. Can we have a good chat?"
Qin Xiao raised his heart and stretched out his hands to show that he was not hostile to Hulk.
"friend?"
The word came out vaguely from Hulk's mouth.
Then……
"boom!"
A very sudden punch hit Qin Xiao directly for more than 20 meters.
It just hit the ground and smashed out a piece of yellow sand.
Hulk followed and jumped to Qin Xiao's side.
He stretched out a pair of thick arms and held Qin Xiao alive in his hands.
"The solution is to tell Hulk, or Hulk will tear you apart!"
Just when Qin Xiao thought he was dead, Hulk spoke to Qin Xiao.
"There are many bad people in this world, and even some monsters that are different from ordinary people. Of course, I am not talking about you. I quite like the color of your skin. I am referring to, for example, the abomination, the one you have in New York. The ugly guy you beat, do you remember?"
Being able to communicate is a good start, Qin Xiao said happily.
"Hulk remembers that he was very strong, but he was still defeated by Hulk!"
"Roar!!!"
Hulk's behavior is one part childlike and one part beastly.
Speaking of the act of defeating Monk Evil, he looked up to the sky and roared angrily, feeling like a male beast promoting his achievements.
"Hey! Hey! Big guy, you are roaring, can you put me down first? You are strangling me to death!"
When Hulk roared, he subconsciously used some strength with his hands, almost strangling Qin Xiao to death.
"Hulk forgot, you are too weak, Hulk hasn't even used his strength yet!"
Hulk said as he released his hands holding Qin Xiao.
"Ahem!"
Qin Xiao coughed twice and straightened his clothes.
"Not everyone is as strong as you, Hulk. You should learn to control your power."
"Hulk is very powerful. Why do you need to control it? You said there are monsters and bad guys. Where are they? Take Hulk to fight them!"
Hulk lowered his head and roared loudly at Qin Xiao, the sound making Qin Xiao's ears buzz.
"I have to find monsters and bad guys first, Hulk. We need some information. Bad guys will not automatically appear in front of us."
"Take Hulk to find him! Go now!"
Another roar!
"No, no, no! The bad guys are far away and we need to take a plane. Do you know about planes? The Hulk is too big to fly. You have to become Banner first!"
"airplane!"
Hulk muttered.
I don’t know if he recalled some bad memories, such as the military’s attack on his helicopter.
"Hulk hates airplanes, and Hulk hates Banner even more. Hulk doesn't want to become Banner, no!"
Hulk clenched his fists again and was about to go berserk again!
"I know, I know, listen to me, I don't like Banner either. That guy is very arrogant when he talks. But we need Banner's help, right?"
"Whether he's looking for bad guys or going out on a daily basis, Banner is more convenient than Hulk, right?"
Just like facing a naughty child who didn't know the world, Qin Xiao slowly began to try to talk some truths and conditions with Hulk!
The first chapter is here, and there will be another chapter each in the afternoon and evening!
