Chapter 218 Chapter 217 I would rather die than let Li Feng eat a bite

Li Feng took the two back to his home by the lake, licked his thirsty mouth, and shouted: "Kreacher, bring me three beers." After a pause, Li Feng turned to Natasha and asked: "Can you drink now?"

Natasha shrugged her shoulders, rolled her eyes, put her hands on her hips, and smiled at her figure: "Why, are you planning to get me drunk and implement your dirty thoughts?"

Li Feng rolled his eyes: "Why, are you scared? If you are scared, go home to your mother. Besides, how can a girl stay overnight at a man's house?"

"Man?" Natasha looked at Li Feng with contempt and said: "But as far as I know, you haven't found a female companion for several years. Are you sure you are still a man?"

It's about whether he is He was a man, Li Feng rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "Why, you want to know how manly I am, do you want to try it later?"

Natasha glanced at Li Feng with contempt, the meaning in her eyes was self-evident: Just give it a try, who is afraid of who

On the side, Banner looked at the two speechlessly, shook his head helplessly, walked quickly towards Kreacher, and smiled gently: "Kreacher, I'm bothering you again."

Kreacher, holding a beer, looked up at Banner in front of him. Facing this guest who had helped Li Feng study, Kreacher grinned and smiled happily: "It's Mr. Banner, Kreacher welcomes Mr. Banner."

While speaking, Kreacher handed a large glass of beer to Banner, bowed and apologized to Banner, and then walked towards Li Feng with the glass.

Natasha took the wine glass, half-knelt curiously and looked at Kreacher, and asked: "You are the elf - Kreacher?"

"What else? Kreacher is a human child with genetic mutation?" Li Feng took a sip of beer and said: "Kreacher, prepare some delicious food, I want to get someone drunk tonight hehe."

Kreacher glanced at Li Feng, who looked lustful. Compared with others, Kreacher knew Li Feng better, and also knew what Li Feng wanted most.

In Kreacher's eyes, women may be the creatures that Li Feng needs least at present.

After roughly guessing that his boss just wanted to get the lady in front of him drunk and prevent her from getting on the RV, Kreacher looked at Natasha with a bit of disgust, turned around and disappeared in front of Natasha.

As a senior spy, Natasha saw the disgust in Kreacher's eyes at a glance, which made her a little puzzled.

Natasha, who couldn't guess Kreacher's inner thoughts, frowned and asked, "Austin, Kreacher doesn't seem to like me."

Li Feng said that he understood Kreacher's performance, but he didn't want to explain anything to Natasha, and said casually: "Maybe Kreacher saw that I was interested in you and was afraid that you would take his place in my heart, so he didn't like you."

After that, Li Feng ignored Natasha and waved to Banner, indicating that he should go to the lounge chair by the lake and wait for Kreacher's food to come out of the pot.

On the lounge chair, Banner looked at the sparkling lake, and with Li Feng who could subdue Hulk beside him, he felt much better.

Banner took a sip of beer and said apologetically, "Austin, I'm sorry I left without telling you."

Li Feng waved his hand indifferently, "It's okay. I know you left because you were worried that Ross would cause trouble for me." After a pause, Li Feng looked sideways at Banner and said, "But you underestimate me. Ross alone is not capable of dealing with me."

Seeing that Li Feng didn't take Ross seriously at all, Banner recalled that he had been hungry and cold during this period, and had to sleep with one eye open, and took a deep breath and said, "Maybe Ross can't do anything to you, but It's okay to cause you some small troubles. "

When it comes to "small troubles", Banner remembered something, glanced at Natasha who was listening to the side, looked at Li Feng and whispered: "I left without completing the teaching, did you encounter any troubles?"

Li Feng couldn't help laughing a few times, rubbing his hands excitedly and said: "There were troubles, but I still completed it in the end."

Banner stared with wide eyes, swallowed his saliva in fear and asked: "Did you succeed?"

Ma Dan, that's a nuclear reaction fireball

Seeing Li Feng nodded affirmatively, Banner felt that the trouble caused by Hulk was actually nothing.

Hulk swung his arms and worked hard to demolish for a long time, but he only flattened half a street. As for Li Feng, the damage caused by a fireball was more than ten times that of Hulk. How could Hulk, who made a living as a professional demolition worker, feel happy? Especially considering that Li Feng could run around the earth with a portal while casually rubbing fireballs and throwing them, that speed and efficiency were far better than Hulk.

Hulk's title of demolition captain, should it be handed over to Austin?

On the other side, Natasha, who wanted to get some information, saw that the two were talking enthusiastically, but she didn't understand a word, so she interrupted and asked: "Gentlemen, can you consider the feelings of women? Can someone tell me, what is successful?"

Banner glanced at Li Feng, he didn't know how to say this, SHIELD is a law enforcement agency with a business license, who knows what they will do to Li Feng.

Li Feng himself didn't care about it at that time, and he still remembered that Hydra had troubled him before, so the New York battlefield was not only to protect the earth, but also a stage for Li Feng to show his strength from the side and warn various forces to "don't mess with me".

Maybe he would have to rub a nuclear reaction fireball to shock the four sides.

Shrugging, Li Feng looked at Natasha with a half-smile and said, "I asked Banner for advice on nuclear physics. Although there was a little hiccup in the middle, in the end I was able to rub nuclear reaction fireballs with my hands." After a pause, Li Feng led With a proud expression, he said in an embarrassed tone: "It's just that the current fireball is equivalent to a miniature nuclear bomb. When I am working hard to create a fireball to level the world, you are admiring me."

"Nuclear bomb?" Natasha was so frightened by Li Feng's words that she subconsciously sat up straight from the recliner and stared in disbelief: "Can you release a nuclear weapon at will?"

Banner nodded bitterly. To be honest, he didn't know if he had done something wrong when he taught Li Feng nuclear physics, but the deal was already done. What could he do? Having said that, the world is such a big place, and he is not the only one who understands nuclear physics. Li Feng really wants to learn how to make nuclear bombs with his hands, and there are many ways.

He doesn't teach, but some people come to serve Li Feng. After all, the name of mage is very useful.

Natasha rubbed her swollen forehead, stood up and turned around a few times: "Austin, you are breaking the law. No matter which country, no one is allowed to privately possess nuclear weapons."

Li Feng curled his lips, turned to look at Banner, and asked, "Do you know which weapons convention clearly stipulates that individuals are not allowed to play with nuclear bombs with bare hands?"

Banner rolled his eyes. Is this human language? Which country is legally prohibited from rubbing nuclear bombs with their hands when their balls hurt after eating so much, and why is it just for fun? Thank you for thinking it through.

With helplessness, Banner shook his head speechlessly and said: "There is a law that prohibits personal possession, but it prohibits others from rubbing nuclear bombs with their hands." Banner spread his hands and said, "I have never heard of it."

As soon as Banner finished speaking, Li Feng said to Natasha with a smile: "You said I broke the law. Could you please tell me which rule I violated? Which law?"

Natasha's face froze. She really couldn't answer this question. You said Li Feng had nuclear weapons. The problem is that if you dismantled this guy's house into parts, you probably wouldn't even be able to find nuclear weapons materials, let alone a nuclear bomb.

To say that there are no nuclear weapons, people can just rub one and show it to you.

Feeling that she had no choice, Natasha took out her mobile phone from her pocket, pressed a few numbers as she walked towards the lake, and said, "Sir, did you know that Austin can rub nuclear weapons with his hands?" Glancing at Li Feng, Natasha Sha continued: "In the words of their mages, it is a spell that releases a 'nuclear reaction fireball'."

On the other end of the phone, Fury, who had just laid down on the sofa in the office and was about to take a nap, stood up and sat up with a confused look on his face after listening to Natasha's report.

For a long time, Fury, who was frightened and sleepless, walked silently to the floor-to-ceiling window. For some reason, he suddenly wanted to have a cigarette to relieve his worries even though he had no craving for cigarettes.

When it comes to the combination of portals and nuclear reaction fireballs, Fury thinks much further than Banner.

Li Feng doesn't need to run around the world throwing fireballs at all. As long as he opens the portal, he can throw the nuclear reaction fireball wherever he wants. Even with a photo, he can throw the nuclear reaction fireball to a base hundreds of meters underground. The kind that no one notices under the bed. After all, the portal won't make any noise to remind people, 'I'm here.'

Who knows how bad it is to rub nuclear reaction fireballs? The cunning Austin must learn it. Is God asleep?

Fury, who rubbed his forehead and held the mobile phone, sighed and said: "Natasha, keep Austin in check, I will let the plane pick you up early tomorrow morning." After a pause, Fury added: "The previous mission void."

After saying that, Fury put down his cell phone, silently walked to his desk, picked up a cigar and lit it with a match, then returned to the floor-to-ceiling window, smoking one after another.

On the other side, Natasha returned to the recliner expressionlessly after ending the call: "Fury will send someone to borrow it from us tomorrow morning. Don't drink too much and delay tomorrow's trip."

After saying that, Natasha closed her eyes and said, "I'm going to sleep, don't disturb me." As for the previous task of chatting with Li Feng over a bottle of wine, didn't Fury say that the task was cancelled? Why did the devil want to get a beer with Li Feng? As an alcoholic who drinks plain water, wouldn't it be better to make your stomach feel better?

Li Feng scratched his head and didn't pay much attention to Natasha's regretful behavior. As long as Natasha didn't explore the magical world, he didn't bother to care about what Natasha thought.

"Looks like someone escaped," Banner, who had first-hand experience of Li Feng's drinking capacity, glanced at Natasha who was dozing, and said, "By the way, he also missed Kreacher's delicious food."

Li Feng raised his wine glass, saluted Banner from a distance, and said, "Some people give up on enjoying delicious food, so just enjoy more delicious food."

"That makes sense," Banner also raised his glass and saluted Li Feng from afar before saying.

Natasha: I’ve never eaten any delicious food. Besides, I’m still worried about Barton, so how can I be in the mood to enjoy delicious food?

Ten minutes later, Natasha used chopsticks skillfully and competed with Li Feng for the enticingly fragrant food in front of her, almost as if she would die without letting Li Feng take a bite.