Chapter 259 Chapter 257 High Difficulty Touching

Roasted whole lamb is a food with a strong taste. With Kreacher brushing it with cumin, pepper and other seasonings, it tastes better, but it also makes the taste of the lamb stronger.

Therefore, when eating roast lamb, it is usually paired with better red wine, so that the aromas of the two can complement each other.

But where did Li Feng get the red wine? This guy only knows beer.

Finally, Stark said he couldn't stand it anymore and called Potts, asking Potts to help buy some red wine to go with the roast lamb.

After Potts had enough to buy red wine and some snacks, Li Feng opened the teleportation gate and took the other party to the lake.

The dinner was carried out in a pleasant atmosphere, except that Stark was a little drunk, and ended up lying on the dining table holding the leg of lamb.

Potts felt a little embarrassed when she saw this. She originally wanted to take the leg of lamb from Stark's hand, but she gave up after trying several times. Her strength was too weak and there was no way she could take advantage of Stark.

There was no other way, Potts could only apologize and ask Li Feng to help open the portal, and together they helped Stark to the bed.

Li Feng had no reason to refuse Potts's little request. He quickly opened the portal and threw Stark onto the big bed.

When Potts saw Stark lying on the bed, covering his leg of lamb, he felt both embarrassed and helpless. He took the opportunity to pour water for Stark and left the room in a hurry, out of sight and out of mind.

In the room, Li Feng looked at Stark with a half-smile and said, "Get up, you can keep the leg of lamb."

Seeing Stark continuing to pretend to be drunk like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, Li Feng said speechlessly: "A billionaire has never eaten anything, how can you, Iron Man, still be embarrassed? Do you really think I will believe you because of the sheep?" The legs are so delicious that you are reluctant to put them down? I know the reason why you do this is simply because you feel that making the suit at home would make Potts uneasy, but you yourself are a patient with advanced persecutory delusion and do not have the strength to let you go. Feeling heartbroken, right?"

Stark moved the corner of his mouth slightly, but finally said nothing and continued his journey of pretending to be drunk. Seeing this, Li Feng sighed and persuaded while opening the portal: "You need to have a good rest, such as finding a place to go fishing." Or build a sailboat like I do and fool around like crazy.”

After saying that, Li Feng didn't care what Stark thought and stepped through the portal back to the lake.

In the room, Stark opened his eyes sadly and stared blankly at the leg of lamb in his hand. Until he heard the footsteps of Potts returning to the room carrying a water glass, he sighed, let go of the leg of lamb and fell into a deep sleep.

A few months later.

With the joint efforts of Li Feng as the supervisor, Kilian and 10 mummies as laborers, a sailing ship about 50 meters long, which was improved by Fitz and was more aerodynamic, was officially completed.

Li Feng walked around the cabin of the boat he personally supervised several times, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong with the sailboat, he hung a skull and crossbones flag wearing a straw hat on the sail and ordered the mummy to push the sailboat into the lake.

After playing sailboat for a few days, Li Feng always felt that the sailboat sailing in the lake was a bit weak. Even after casting a spell to shrink the sailboat, it was still not powerful to drive, and there was no target for him to hit on the lake. He wasted more than ten years on the sailboat. Cannon.

After thinking about it, Li Feng waved his hand to open the portal and sail the sailboat towards the ocean.

It's just that Li Feng forgot one thing. Although there are many ships on the sea, they are not something he can encounter if he wants to.

Besides, he is only a small boat with a displacement of 500-600 tons, or a wooden sailboat flying a pirate flag. What if he finds other sea ships? He also has to keep up.

If they encounter a cargo ship worth tens of millions of tons, they will just crush it without even looking at Li Feng.

An angry Li Feng tried to cast a spell on the sailboat several times in order to catch up with the opponent and start the robbery business. Fortunately, Li Feng still remembered that he was here for fun and was not really causing trouble, so he finally gave up on casting spells.

After wandering on the sea for a few days, Li Feng only felt that it was difficult to do business. Big ships could not catch up, but small boats could catch up, such as some offshore fishing boats.

But why was he robbing the fishing boat? Steal the salted fish from the other party's boat? He is a good boy who comes home on time for dinner every day. There is no shortage of salted fish at home.

Finally, Li Feng set a small goal for himself: to hijack something big, such as the Space Carrier

That thing is full of airplanes. If you grab one, you'll get rich.

Thinking of this, Li Feng, who was so idle that his balls ached, opened the door and went home to get the phone. Then he lay on the deck like a salted fish, dialed Fury's number, and said, " Fury, I want to ask you something."

On the other end of the phone, Fury said impatiently: "What's the matter? Tell me quickly."

"Where is the space carrier?" Li Feng asked slowly.

Fury frowned, guessing what Li Feng wanted to do, and asked: "I'm busy, you just talk about it, or I'll hang up."

"Um~" Li Feng scratched his head and explained: "The sailboat has been built recently and the pirate flag has been hung, but I always feel that robbing a small sea-going ship is not interesting. I want to do something big, and it is best to open for one day. The kind that hasn’t been hungry for three years, so I thought about robbing the Helicarrier since S.H.I.E.L.D. has money.”

"Get out~" Fury, whose forehead was already throbbing with veins, suddenly thought of something when he was about to throw the phone down subconsciously. He took a few deep breaths to calm down and whispered: "If you have nothing to do, go and do Coulson a favor."

"Colson?" Li Feng asked in confusion, "What happened to him? Did he get into trouble?"

Fury rubbed Lou's forehead and said tiredly: "Dr. Hall, who is affiliated with SHIELD, was abducted by an invisible enemy. You'd better ask Coulson for details."

"Invisible enemy?" Li Feng, who felt a little interested, stood upright on the deck and asked, "Can you confirm whether it is invisible through technological means or through magic?"

Fury shook his head slightly: "I don't know. If the opponent relies on magic to become invisible and launch the attack, you will be responsible for this matter. Otherwise, I can only post missing persons notices all over the world to find Gu Yi to take action."

After hearing Fury's missing person notice method, Li Feng inexplicably imagined the scene of Gu Da's bald head being posted on telephone poles all over the world.

Are you planning that Gu Yi will never take to the streets from now on?

Is it just that I feel so happy? Li Feng shook his head, shook off his inner thoughts and said, "Okay, I'll help you go and take a look. Tell me Coulson's approximate location. I'll go find it myself." Licking the corner of his mouth, Li Feng smiled and said, "No. It must be exciting to know what it’s like to fly into the sky with black clouds and rob an airplane.”

Fury's mouth twitched, and based on the principle of sacrificing Coulson to preserve the peace of the space carrier, Fury quickly told Li Feng the coordinates of Coulson's air command room.

After hanging up the phone, Li Feng sailed the sailboat back to the lake, opened the teleportation gate and arrived near Colson, and drove through the dark clouds in the sky to look for the plane.

About a quarter of an hour later, Li Feng finally found Colson's team.

Just when Li Feng was about to get into the cabin directly, Li Feng rolled his eyes, smiled and entered the invisible state before lying on the windshield of the cockpit.

When he saw Melinda sitting in the driver's seat, Li Feng suddenly appeared, knocked on the glass and said: "Girl, how do you fly a plane? Do you know if you hit someone? Please pay for it immediately."

Li Feng's voice naturally could not reach Melinda's ears, but Melinda was still startled by Li Feng's sudden appearance.

Melinda, who had veins pulsing on her fists and had a slightly pale poker face, silently picked up the microphone and said in a cold tone: "Colson, there is a mentally retarded man lying on the windshield. I want to hit this bastard to death."

After hearing Melinda's broadcast, all the members of Colson's team were stunned for a few seconds, and then they all ran towards the cab.

Who can make the taciturn Melinda so angry that she starts to curse? Who is this awesome person lying on the windshield?

The most important thing is that the plane is moving. How did he get on the plane? …

Just when everyone was about to run into the cab, Li Feng, who felt the wind outside the cabin was a bit strong, got into the cab. He sat in the passenger seat and curiously looked at the instruments in front of him, and asked Melinda who looked ashen beside him: "Don't you find it troublesome with so many buttons and instruments? Do you want me to take some time to help replace the operating lever in the cockpit with the steering wheel of the car?"

Melinda was convinced that Li Feng had this ability, after all, she had driven an RV.

But she joined Coulson's team and became a pilot just for the quietness in the cockpit.

If the cockpit becomes like driving a car, as long as you hold the steering wheel, step on the clutch, shift into gear, release the clutch and step on the accelerator, the plane will take off. How can she keep her quiet job?

Can anyone who can drive a car fly a plane?

Melinda, who heard the footsteps of Colson and others, glared at Li Feng with a death stare. Without looking back, she said coldly: "Colson, leave this guy behind and don't disturb me when I fly the plane." ”

Li Feng turned to look at Colson's team behind him, said hello casually, and said: "Corvo, your Mei flew a plane and hit me. What do you think this matter is? Public or private? If you choose public Now, your Melinda has basically revoked her pilot's license." After scratching his head, Li Feng suddenly looked at Melinda as if he thought of something and asked, "You will be deducted points and fines for driving violations, but you guys who fly airplanes have points. Deduct it?”

Of course there are points for pilots, but are they the same as deductions for cars? Melinda twitched her lips and silently put on the headset, acting as if she didn't want to talk to Li Feng.

Coulson, who understood that Li Fengxian was playing a game of porcelain, twitched his lips and said jokingly: "I think it's better to be public. After all, I'm sure you don't have a pilot's license and are driving without a license. The plot is worse than Mei Lin's." It would be much more serious if Da flies a plane in the air and hits people.”

"It's so boring to be in business." Li Feng stood up, put his arm around Colson's shoulders as if we were two good friends, and said as he walked out of the cockpit: "I think it's better to go private. I'll ask Lu Dan to reimburse you for your losses. Turn over." The kind that will be reimbursed twice as much. Then hey, let’s split these benefits for the sake of me coming forward, you three and I six, and the remaining one is the witness’s hush money, what do you think?”

Coulson: "You'd better ask Fury directly for benefits, and I won't get involved in your mess."

Colson smiled gently. Just when Colson was about to introduce the new members of the team to Li Feng, and hinted to Li Feng to give him an amulet, the new member of the team stared in surprise and said, "Uncle Austin?"